CHAPTER THIRTEEN~ Grimmjow Plans The Bachelor Party

"Ulqui~, I'm off to go get drunk with Nnoitra~," Grimmjow called from the front door.

Ulquiorra poked his head out of the kitchen and stared icily at his fiancée, "Excuse me?"

"We're only gonna plan the bachelors' party."

"Fine. But be home soon," Ulquiorra re-entered the kitchen and Grimmjow left for the bar.

In The Bar

"Hey, Nnoitra. Wassup," Grimmjow greets the spoon outside of the bar, "Let's grab us a booth and discuss this party."

"Ah'yeah," Nnoitra smiles, and the two gays high-five! Both then walked into the bar, grabbed their drinks, and sat in a booth.

"I think it should be at a strip bar," Nnoitra suggests.

"Uh… We're gay. I don't think we'll get pleasure from that," Grimmjow responds boredly.

"But most of the others will."

"Still, that's to—" he cut off as his phone started to ring, "Just a sec. Hello? Ulqui, what is it? Yes I'll buy all that. Yes I'll be home in a few hours. No, not sooner. Good-bye Ulquiorra." He hung up and they continued discussing the party. But five minutes later he received a text.

GRIMMY, I'M LONELY . . . HURRY HOME. ~ULQUI

Grimmjow sighed, "Tough luck." And he deleted the message. So, the night went on like that; Ulquiorra would call or text every five minutes or so and Nnoitra would talk about the beauty of strip clubs.

About two hours later, Grimmjow was near to ripping his hair out of his head, and Nnoitra was laughing.

"Haha! I pity you! Stuck with that picky prick. I'm never getting married. Don't wanna be tied down ya know. And Tesla does have a cock so we won't be forced into marriage either," He babbled.

"So you're just going to have sex with Tesla, then leave him for someone else. That's just cold and abusive."

"I am not! Tesla isn't some sex-toy to me! Unlike your past lovers!"

"You've had past lovers as well! And at least I'm showing my true feelings towards Ulquiorra; to me he's more than a lover. Unlike Tesla to you."

"You don't know what the fuck you're saying you fucking bastard! So just shut the fuck up!"

"Make me whore."

"Damn it! It was one time, okay! One fuckin' time," Nnoitra yelled.

The blue-haired man looked curiously at the giant guy in front of him, "What?"

"Uh….. Nothing," He muttered.

"Nnoitra…" Grimmjow's voice took on a warning tone.

"Alright! There was one time when I was stone drunk, Tesla and I had a fight and… I ended up fucking Katana. Then it turns out the bitch is bi."

"You cheated on Tesla! You're a fucking whore! A slut! A dickface! A cocksucking bastard!"

"Don't call me that you fucker!"

"At least I've never cheated on Ulqui!"

"I doubt you've been as loyal all the years that you two were together."

Grimmjow stayed silent and Nnoitra started to laugh.

"Ha! I'm right! You cheated on your dear Ulqui! Hahaha!"

Grimmjow's face flushed with anger, embarrassment, and guilt, "not—" he was cut off by his phone ringing yet again, "Oh look, someone's calling… hello?" he then froze, "uh, U-Ulqui? Hi….. Not yet. I will later. I promise. Okay. Bye." He hung up.

Nnoitra started laughing harder, "You liar! You cheated on Ulquiorra! Confess!"

"I…. I might've slept with Luppi….. And Charlotte… and both at the same time."

Nnoitra started choking on his beer, "you cheated on him three times! One a three-way!? You have no right to call me a whore! You're a bastard! A fucking bastard!"

"Okay, I got wasted and that pissed Ulqui off so I left. Then had sex three times with two other men. And you liar! You cheated on Tesla more than once…" Grimmjow's eyes narrowed, " 'Fess up."

"Fine… I may have fucked Shunsui and Iba 'cause I was wasted. And also raped Hanatarõ because I was wasted and pissed. Then there was the time with Katana that I just told you about."

"Hey," A voice said from behind Nnoitra. Oh shit. He's in deep trouble, Grimmjow thought.

Nnoitra jumped and turned around, "Tesla!? What a surprise!"

Tesla sat down next to him, "I finished everything I had to do today, so I decided to come here and see you."

"Oh, really? It's nice that you wanted to see me," Nnoitra answered.

Did Tesla hear our conversation just now? Grimmjow thought.

Tesla just sat there calmly, taking small sips of beer.

"Tesla, are you okay?" Nnoitra asked.

He gave Nnoitra an odd look, "Yeah. I'm okay. Why?"

" 'Cause yer drinking Budweiser…. And you hate Budweiser."

Tesla looked at his drink and made a disgusted face, "Ew. I can taste it now."

Nnoitra sighed and Grimmjow checked his phone for yet another text from Ulquiorra.

GRIMMJOW,

WE NEED SOME HAMBURGER MEAT, PLEASE GET SOME. ALSO, GET ME SOME CHOCOLATE.

~ULQUI

Ulquiorra needs to stop bugging me! Grimmjow thought as he took an angry drink of Budlight. He then noticed that Tesla was slightly shaking. What's wrong with him?

"Tesla…" Started Nnoitra. Tesla looked at him questionably. "Did you hear me and Grimmjow's conversation?"

"About you cheating? Yes. I heard." He replied calmly.

Nnoitra and Grimmjow stared at him, "You're not upset?"

He shrugged, "Not really."

Nnoitra sighed with relief, "At least you're not mad at me."

Grimmjow's phone rang once more. He sighed, "Tesla, do you mind going over to my place and keep Ulquiorra company? He's annoying the hell outta me."

Tesla nodded, "Sure thing Grimmjow!" He stood up and left.

~Change Of Scenes~

As soon as Tesla walked away from the bar he stood in the middle of the sidewalk and started to cry.

N-Nnoitra cheated on me! He cheated on me four times! How could he do this to me?!

He couldn't stop crying and ran, half blindly, to Grimmjow and Ulquiorra's house.