Dimentio was looking around, "Oh! Hey guys!" He got on his phone, "Alright Dimentia, tell me when Mecha comes over."
Dimentia, who was obviously on the other line, nodded, "Alright."
Dimentio looked up, "Oh, hey guys! As you could've guessed, I'm in a bit of a situation here… Anyways, I'm not sure why Mecha wants with me, but let me tell you this… I'll be ready for him." He then grinned, "Anyways, I want to ask you a question… Do you want to be the very best, that no one ever was?"
Suddenly after Dimentio said those words, lights started to flash out of nowhere.
"To catch them is your real test, to train them is your cause!"
"Will you travel across the land, searching far and wide!"
"Each Pokemon to understand… THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE!"
Dimentio promptly then pointed at the camera, "POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!"
Akira was reading a book and looked up, "It's you and me."
Dimentio then did a fist pump with Fawful, "I KNOW IT'S MY DESTINY!"
DAL popped out, "POKEMON!"
Dimentio looked at his friends, "OHH, you're my best friend… IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND!"
Everybody promptly pumped their fists, "POKEMON!"
Dimentio got out his microphone, "A heart sooooooooo true!"
Fawful started to tear up, "OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US TRUE!"
Mecha looked up, "You teach me, and I'll teach you…"
"POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! POKEMON!"
"Anyways, Pokemon! It's a great series of games, anime, manga… Heck, they even made trading cards! Sadly, I don't have any of them, but still…" He grinned, "Anyways, Pokemon first started in Japan and came out with the first Generation, Red & Green. Yes, that's why the remakes were called FireRed and LeafGreen! Not, FireRed and WaterBlue… Kinda silly names, y'know… Anyways, there were 4 main series games in the 1st generation, Red, Green, Blue, and Yellow! Yeah… It started out as a very strange game where caught animals to fight against other animals…but it was a very good game, So, today we'll be looking at Pokemon Episode 1, and see if it still holds up today."
I don't care what your thinking as you turn to me
'Cause what I have in my two hands is enough to set me free (set me free)
I can fight the feelin' to resist it over time
But when it's just too much to take you sneak up from behind
Is it me? You say, you're looking for?
Let me show you who I am and what I'm here for here for
Heaaay!
Try to reach inside of me!
Try to take my energy!
Let me show you just what I'm made of
Simple curiosity, trying to take a bite of me
Let me show you just what I'm made of now...
Dimentio was seen with a Poke Ball, sending out a Monferno against Saire, who had a Gardevoir
Maskwitness Reviews: Pokemon Episode 1
"So we start out with the original game's opening…AND IT BECOMES LIVE-ACTION! …Or animated…"
(It turns out that there are two trainers fighting each other with a Gengar and a Nidorino)
Announcer: Nidorino begins the battle with a Horn Attack!
Nintendo wasn't able to come up with original names until the second generation!
Announcer: Oh, but Gengar bounces right back, and there it is: the Hypnosis power of Gengar!
Quick! Switch out with a Pokemon that's awake!
Announcer: This could be the end of Nidorino! Wait the Trainer called Nidorino! Which Pokemon will he use now!
(The trainer reveals an Onix)
Announcer: Oh it's Onix!
Smart move! Since Gengar is also a Poison-type, not to mention, Onix is Rock/Ground! And since there are no abilities until Generation III, it's a smart move, y'know?
Announcer: And now this giant Pokemon's on the attack!
Gengar's trainer… He must've thought that Speed isn't that big…
"So it turns out to be a TV program and our main character, Ash, is watching it…"
Narrator: Ash Ketchem is a boy from Pallet Town,
Who is obsessed with Pokemon…but when you're 10, you're obsessed with Pokemon.
Ash: And now that I'm 10, I can finally get my Pokemon license!
10 year old kids… They fight crime syndicates! …What the heck is with Pokemon government?
Narrator: 10 year olds can get a beginner Pokemon
(cough) Starter (cough)
Narrator: From Professor Oak.
And Professor Birch, possibly Elm, Rowan, and Juniper!
Narrator: The town's Pokemon expert!
Ash: I will journey to gain the wisdom of Pokemon training! And I hereby declare the Pokemon of the world
All 649 of them!
Ash: I will be a Pokemon master!
Dimentio looked deadpan, "Yeah… Good luck with that dude… There's like 649… It'll be difficult, y'know…
Ash: Pokemon Master, that is what I'll-
Delia: Ash!
Hehehe… He embarresed himself…
Delia: Get to bed! It's 11:00 and you should go to sleep!
A Pigey getting out of a Voltorb… Thank goodness it's a toy!
Ash: But tomorrow I begin my Pokemon journey!
And possibly die…
Ash: I can't sleep!
Delia: Well, if you can't sleep, you should get ready for tomorrow, here watch this.
(Professor Oak appears on the TV)
Oak: Good evening Pallet, tomorrow's the big day for the newest class of Pokemon students! I'd like to introduce you to Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle. Each one is available for new trainees, which one shall you choose?
Yeah… When I was young, I kinda thought that trainers meant being trained… Also, it's trainers, not trainees… 4Kids everyone! Messing up dubs!
Delia: Go to bed when this is done.
Ash: Alright, I'm going!
Delia: And change into your pajama's okay?
"Delia… Embarrassing Ash since 1998… So anyways, the episode's title is called, Pokemon: I Choose You! What a confusing name!"
Ash: (sleeping) Raising…Bulbasaur…that would be really simple… It's perfect for beginners.
"So Ask dreams about letting out his Pokemon to fight, like Bulbasaur and Squirtle… Not to mention, his alarm clock falls… A simple coincidence or more? So a Dodrio wakes everyone in Pallet Town to wake up and this happens… Ash is still dreaming… This time about Charmander!"
(Ash: Oh, Charmander! Those in the know say that's the best way to go…)
Dimentio looked deadpan, "Ash… Charmander is a pretty bad choice for the original games… It is kinda weak, y'know? I mean, the first two Gym Leaders are Rock and Water… So yeah… So Ash wakes up and…"
Ash: Oh no! What time is it?
(Power Ranger: It's Morphing time!)
(Yami: It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!)
Ash: (running in his pajamas) Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Charmander! Anyone's fine! Just please! Save one for me!
"And now we see…" Dimentio blinked, "Oh no… It's Gary Oak's cheerleaders!"
(Darth Vader: NO!)
(Cheerleaders: Gary, Gary, he's our man! If he can't do it, no one can!)
Dimentio got out a stick, "AH!"
Gary: Hey, watch where you're going! Well, you must be Ash! Better late than never I guess, at least you get the chance to meet me!
Ash: Gary?
Man, is it me or does almost ALL of main rivals in the Pokemon anime act like jerks? …I still like N though, he's cool!
Gary: Mr. Gary to you! Show some respect! Well Ash, you snooze, you lose! And you're way behind right from start!
Coming from the guy who became a Pokemon Professor in the future…
Gary: I've got a Pokemon, and you don't!
Ash: You…got your first Pokemon?
Yes, a Squirtle!
Gary: That's right loser! And it's right inside this Poke Ball!
Cheerleaders: Let's go Gary, let's go! Yeah! Yeah!
Gary: Thank you fans! Thank you for this great honor! I promise you that I will become a Pokemon Master! And make the Town of Pallet known all around the world!
Too bad Ash saved the world more than once!
(SSBB Announcer: Failure.)
Ash: Excuse me, I was just wondering if you could tell me what kind of Pokemon you got?
Gary: None of your business! If you showed up on time, you would've seen that I got the best Pokemon from Professor Oak! It's good to have a grand father in the Pokemon business, isn't it?
It's also good to have friends in the Pokemon business! (cough) Misty and Brock (cough)
Gary: (drives away in a red sports car) Thank you for coming out to see history in the making! Now I, Gary Oak, am off to learn the ways of the Pokemon Trainer!
And that's where his nickname comes from…and due to my non-swearing policy, I cannot say it.
Oak: So, you decided to show up after all?
Ash: Oh! Professor Oak! Where's my Pokemon?
Yes…
Oak: Your Pokemon?
Ash: Yes! I'm ready!
Oak: You look like you're ready for bed, not Pokemon training!
Well… He came late…
Oak: I hope you don't think you're going to train in your pajamas!
Dimentio was then in his Konata outfit, "Hey! I review in this outfit too!" Dimentio blinked, "Wow…I just realized how messed up I can be…"
Ash: No Professor, I got messed up this morning and I was a little late! But believe me, I'm ready for a Pokemon!
(In the lab)
Ash: I thought about it a long time, and I finally decided to choose, Squirtle.
(There's nothing in there)
Ash: Oh!
Oak: Already, taken by someone who was on time.
Ash: Oh, I wish I hadn't overslept.
"So Ash chooses Bulbasaur and Charmander…and there's nothing in there…and we find out there's one last Pokemon…and you know who that is everybody!"
Oak: I think I should warn you, there is a problem with this last one…
Ash: I have to have a Pokemon!
Oak: Well, in that case…
Eek! It's…
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Pikachu! The freaking mascot of the whole series!
Oak: Its name is Pikachu,
Ash: Oh! It's so cute! It's the best of all!
Oak: You'll see…
Aww! Pikachu looks so mad!
Pika: Pika… (Shocks Ash)
Oak: It's also known as Electric Mouse, it's usually shy, but can sometimes have an electrifying personality!
And so, many rip-offs of this scene was created by half-rate fanfiction writers!
Ash: I can see what you mean…
Oak: Shocking, isn't it?
…That was a horrible pun…
Oak: Now take these, your PokeDex and Poke Balls.
Ash: Thank… YOU! (Discharges Electricity into Prof. Oak)
Oak: You're welcome!
(They go outside)
Ash: Mom!
Delia: Oh Ash, I'm so proud of you!
Even if you're in your pajamas! I'm still proud of you!
Delia: You're finally going to fulfill your dream and start your Pokemon training… But I..I'm going to miss you so much!
Even when I'm kidnapped by a Pokemon created out of dreams of a young girl!
Delia: Oh my little boy!
Pikachu: Pika-chu.
Delia: I packed your sneakers and jeans, nice clean shirts and underwear, and your favorite snacks and some hot chocolate in case you want something hot, but be careful not to burn yourself and a pair of rubber gloves to do your laundry, and a new clothes line to hang to dry.
…Wow… I guess the Pokemon World teaches people to become independent…
Ash: Mom! You're embarrassing me! In front of all these people! Don't you know I'm a big kid now!
I'm 10!
Ash: Pokemon Trainers can take care of themselves!
Delia: I understand. (Looks at Pikachu) Hm, that's your Pokemon?
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Look out! It's dangerous! And also a male.
Ash: Yup, that's my Pokemon!
Pikachu: Pi.
Ash: With Pikachu on my side, I'll get all the Pokemon in the world!
…You'll need at least 649 Poke Balls, so that's going to be difficult, you know…
Delia: I thought all Pokemon stay inside their Poke Balls… Why isn't this one?
Well, Piplup and Axew don't go inside their Poke Balls, y'know?
"So Ash tries to get Pikachu into his Poke Ball, but he refuses…and shocks everybody there… Also, Oak makes this quip."
(Oak: Those rubber gloves your mom packed will come in handy!)
(Ash: Why?)
(Oak: Rubber blocks electricity.)
"4Kids! Failure at science! I mean, rubber insulates electricity, Oak! So anyways, Delia says this while dazed."
(Delia: Don't forget to change your underwear, every single day…)
(Ash: Okay…)
"So they start their journey…and Ash is pulling a rope with Pikachu in it…with rubber gloves…"
Ash: Pikachu? Are you going to be like this the whole way?
Well… He's gonna be your lifelong friend…
Ash: Is it because you don't like me?
Or is it because you're my dad? …Yes, there are theories like that…
Pikachu: (nods head) Pika, pika.
Ash: Well, I like you a lot! And since you're the Pokemon I'm training, don't you think you can be a little bit nicer and open your mouth and tell me what's wrong?
Pokemon can only say their names… For a fan of Pokemon, Ash is a bit stupid…
Ash: Well, you're just like all Pokemon and you should act like one. So get inside the Poke Ball, like it says in the Poke Dex.
Well, he's more than a Pokemon… He's a mascot!
Poke Dex: While being trained, Pokemon usually stay inside its Poke Ball.
Ash: You see!
Pikachu: (Jumps and presses a button) Pika!
Poke Dex: However, there are many exceptions, many Pokemon hate being confined.
Ash: Okay then. (Unties Pikachu) This oughta make things better! (Gets rid of his rubber gloves) And I'll get rid of these!
"So Pikachu still refuses to accept Ash as his trainer and we see a Pidgey! Yet, Pikachu still refuses to help Ash…" He grinned, "And now we see the iconic 'Who's That Pokemon,' which recently has been revived in the new series, Black & White. And who's the Pokemon?"
(It's Pikachu!)
(Pikachu: PIKA CHU!)
"So Ash decides to start off with getting a Pidgey, saying this:"
Ash: Okay, I've pledged to get all the Pokemon in the world.
I pointed it out already, the joke became dumb when I said it… SO MANY TIMES!
Ash: Now I'm already taking the next step to becoming the number one Pokemon Master!
Never gonna happen folks! I'm sorry, but it's nearly impossible!
Ash: Enjoy your last moments of freedom Pidgey! Cause you're mine!
(Ash tilts his hat backwards)
Ash: Poke Ball… GO!
(Poke Ball gets the Pidgey inside)
I think you guys know what's going to happen, so I'm going to skip a few seconds later…
(Pidgey gets out easily)
Ash: I blew it…
Pikachu: Hehehe.
Poke Dex: To capture a Pokemon, you usually use your own Pokemon battle with the other…
I hate saying this…but I'm gonna say it. Basics. Seriously, I saw Ash grow…and seeing him like this, it's stupid.
Ash: Now he tells me…
Pikachu: (Laughing uncontrollably)
Ash: But I have to do everything myself! (sees backpack) Wait! I got an idea!
Dimentio kept hitting himself, "Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Ash… You're being stupid. I get it's the first episode and all, but it's so unamusing seeing Ash being THIS stupid! If you haven't guessed… He tries to use his dirty pajamas to catch a Pidgey… This isn't funny… It's stupid. Ash should know better! Well, I would act that way too…but still… It's kinda annoying… So a Rattata tries to barge into Ash's backpack, but Ash chases it away…"
(Poke Dex: It also goes out in the open field to steal food from stupid travelers)
"That is a sick burn… Coming from a Poke Dex!" Dimentio looked at his Poke Dex.
"You are a moron." It said.
"…Continue."
So Ash sees a Flying-type and thinks it's a Pidgey, but it's actually…
Poke Dex: Unlike Pidgey, Spearow has a terrible attitude; it is very wild and will sometimes attack other Pokemon and humans.
This guy is the main character? I'm sorry, but I'm happy that Characterization Marches On… Ash is SOOOOOO stupid…
Spearow sees Pikachu and attacks it
Ash: Hey! Leave Pikachu alone! It didn't throw the rock!
Poke Dex: Wild Pokemon tend to be jealous of human-trained Pokemon.
So does that mean human-trained Pokemon are jealous of robot-trained Pokemon? Just a question…
"So Spearow sends out his whole…um…herd or clan or something out and Ash and Pikachu run away…" Dimentio stated, "We also see Sandshrew and Mankeys…"
Ash: (running) Don't worry Pikachu! No matter what, I'll save you!
Pikachu: (runs ahead)
Ash: Don't run ahead! I said I'd protect- (gets hit by a Spearow) Ow!
(Sees Pikachu being hurt)
Ash: Leave it alone Spearows!
Finally! The Ash I recognize!
Ash: PIKACHU!
"So Ash jumps into the water and for some reason, doesn't seem to have any- Oh look! A Magikarp! …And a Gyarados..." Dimentio shrugged, "Okay… Anyways, we see Misty in this episode…who's fishing… Anyways, this is Misty's reaction to Ash and Pikachu."
Misty: Nah, it's just a kid… Oh! And a Pokemon! Oh, are you okay?
Ash: Yeah, I'm okay.
Misty: Not you! Look what you've done to that poor little thing! Is it breathing?
Wow… Thank goodness for character development! Yes, I'm a Poke-shipper… Sue me!
Ash: Well… I think so…
Misty: Well, don't just sit there! It needs a doctor right away! There's a medical center not to far from here, you got to be moving now!
Ash: You mean a hospital?
Misty: Yes, for Pokemon!
It's called a Pokemon Center…
Ash: Can you tell me, which way do I go?
Misty: That way!
(They notice the Spearow)
Ash: They're coming back! Run! (Takes Misty's bike)
Misty: What are you doing?
Grand theft auto!
Ash: I'm borrowing this!
Misty: Wait! Hey! That's my bike!
Hehe… Running gags are funny…
Ash: I'll give it back someday!
That day just might be February 31, 7241234214w7e85923q755432!
Misty: Oh you!
Say bye to Misty! We're gonna see her again!
"So Ash, in his true Ash fashion goes on a field and bikes away from the Spearow…and falls, but he still protects Pikachu… Pikachu, finally accepting Ash, gets hit by lighting and uses Thunder Bolt…and Misty's bike is fried… Don't you LOVE running gags! So we see a Legendary Pokemon, its name? Ho-oh… This is the first 2nd Generation Legendary Pokemon to be seen… It deserves respect…and this is what the Poke Dex says:"
(Poke Dex: There is no data, there are still Pokemon yet to be identified)
"So the Narrator closes the episode and says that we'll see more…and that is the end of the first episode… As it stands, it's very interesting episode, it shows you the main character, Ash, grow… However, sometimes, he's a bit TOO stupid…but Pokemon is Pokemon, and that is why it's still around. We grew with Ash and Pikachu's adventure across the world, and it still remains an iconic series." He walked off and Dimentia looked at Dimentio.
"Dimentio… It's time." She said.
Dimentio looked at her, "Wish me luck!"
He looked at DAL, "Call Mecha. It's time for some answers."
DAL nodded, "Alright." Mecha was on the screen.
"Dimentio713… It's time."
Dimentio summoned his sword, "Where are you!"
Mecha grinned, "Right here!" A segment of the wall fell down and Mecha was there, "Dimentio713."
Dimentia ran in front of Dimentio, "You want him! Go past me first!" Who ever this robot was, was NOT hurting Dimentio!
Mecha looked at Dimentia and shook his head, "This isn't your fight. Dimentia… I'm sorry…" He punched her away across the room, where Fawful and Akira saw Mecha.
Fawful blinked, "Um… Dimentio… Who's this guy?"
Mecha looked at Fawful, "I'm sorry Fawful… It's too much… I can't say anything yet."
Dimentio looked at Fawful and Akira, "Guys, get out. Bring Dimentia, BKFood, and Kits with you."
Akira blinked, "Seriously, you're not letting us fight with you?" She shook her fist, "Come on! That guy's trying to kill you and you (bleep) don't want to fight with us!"
Mecha looked at Akira, "Go…" He then looked at DAL, "And before you try what Pollo did to Mechakara… It won't work, we may have the same coding, but we're NOT the same. I have a soul…"
DAL blinked, "How?"
Mecha closed his eyes, "I…I don't know how or why, but I do." He looked at everybody else, "I don't want anybody outside of Dimentio and me to get hurt."
Akira looked at Mecha, "Listen up, robo-idiot! Mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!" She exclaimed.
Dimentio looked at Akira, "I thought you hated us?"
Akira shrugged, "I don't hate you. I'm just annoyed with you guys."
Dimentio blinked, "…Okay…"
Mecha sighed, "Must you do it the hard way? I'm sorry." He snapped his fingers and he and Dimentio were gone!"
Kits ran into the room, "Okay, I heard from Dimentia that…" He looked around, "Where's Dimentio?"
BKFood also came into the room, "Why does everybody look confused?"
Dimentio and Mecha were in a different area, the second dimension (not related to the Phineas and Ferb movie)
Dimentio blinked, "Why is everything…flat?"
Mecha summoned his sword, "It's the only place where I can fight you without anybody getting hurt." Dimentio pointed at himself, "Besides each other."
Dimentio looked at Mecha, "Why do you want to kill me anyways! Are you like Iron?"
Mecha looked at Dimentio, "Iron? Iron? That clone isn't more than someone who wants nothing more than to kill Tohokari-Steel! I'm more than that… I'm after one thing and one thing only… The safety for everybody."
"But you're DAL! That should include me too, right?" Dimentio asked Mecha, clearly confused.
Mecha sighed, "If only it was like that… I had to kill the Dimentio in my dimension… I…I don't want to talk about it… Too much pain…."
Dimentio looked at Mecha, "Look, I don't know anything about you…but you're trying to hurt me…without reason too! I…I don't want to worry, but what you want to do worries me! You won't tell me, and that makes me VERY confused!"
Mecha sighed, "I can't tell you… What if everything gets messed up? I can't let that happen… Let's fight." Mecha swung his sword and Dimentio and once more Dimentio blocked it.
Dimentio looked at Mecha, "Alright." The two blades clashed, each exchanging blows, until Dimentio kicked Mecha…causing Dimentio immense pain, "…What am I thinking?" He exclaimed.
Mecha looked at Dimentio, "Seriously? Kicking me? That doesn't do anything…"
Kits looked panicked, "Okay Fawful! You're the smart one! What should we do!"
"I don't know! I might be smart, but I can't get to where Mecha and Dimentio went without my more advanced machines! And more importantly, Dimentia's fainted! I can't do anything here!" Fawful retorted.
Akira looked at Fawful, "Don't you keep your experiments in your cloak?"
Fawful sighed, "I'm sorry, but it seems that Mecha blocked all transmissions from all the dimensions… It'll take hours for me to break into that!"
"Maybe we don't have too…" Dimentia said as she got up, "I have an idea… Fawful, get your power-up prototype."
"WHAT!" Fawful exclaimed, "But…but…it's a prototype! More importantly, when I tested it out…"
Dimentia sighed, "Dimentio needs our help, and we gotta do that! I can't get to where Dimentio is…my powers are too weak right now…but I can send non-organic material!"
BKFood blinked, "Wait… I remember when Fawful tested that thing on me… That was embarrassing…"
Mecha swung his sword at Dimentio who panicked, "Eep!" He grabbed his agimat, "Eep!" Suddenly, it became a shield, "Oh… I forgot about my Agimat-Shield…" Mecha got out a Dimentio mask and Dimentio713 blinked.
"Where'd you get that?" Dimentio asked.
Mecha sighed, "It was a long time ago, back in my original dimension…" He put it on and he became a very metallic version of Dimentio713's Dimentio form.
"Oh boy…" Dimentio said, "I didn't know you could do that…"
Mecha looked at Dimentio, "It's okay, you don't know much about me anyways."
"…Was that supposed to be an insult?" Dimentio asked Mecha.
"FLAME WHEEL!" Mecha exclaimed, using said move.
"Yipe!" Dimentio exclaimed as he dodged it, "Where's my mask?" He looked at his pants, "…I left it in my room…" He dodged another Flame Wheel.
"Mach Punch!" Mecha said hitting Dimentio.
"…Yeah…today sucks." Dimentio plainly said.
Fawful got a case, "Okay… Let's go."
Dimentia struggled to get up, "Be safe… Dimentio…" She opened a portal and Fawful threw the case inside. She then collapsed.
Akira looked at Dimentia, "I'll get her to her room, she needs to rest up."
Dimentio was lying on the ground, bleeding, "This...doesn't look good..."
Mecha sighed, "If only life was different, I'm sorry Dimentio. It's for the greater good."
Dimentio looked at Mecha, "Greater…good? How is killing me, good?"
Mecha looked away, "There's a great evil coming, something will happen…and I can't let it happen here. I protect, but for that to happen… I must kill you."
Dimentio closed his eyes, "Why? This 'evil' … It can't hurt me or you!"
Mecha took off his mask, making him look like Dimentio, "It just might… I can't take that chance!"
Suddenly the portal opened, the case opening, revealing a coin, falling on Dimentio. There was a bright light that engulfed Dimentio and the whole area
Mecha stepped back, "What!"
The light died down revealing Dimentio's cuts, burns, and bruises to be gone...but there was only one problem.
"WHY AM I IN A SAILOR FUKU!" Dimentio exclaimed…not in his voice, but rather a girl's voice, he looked at his hair, "Why is my hair blue? What's with my voice!" He felt his glasses on him, "Okay, my glasses are there…but why do I look like this!"
Immediately, it was revealed that Dimentio looked almost like Konata…if she was tanned…
Mecha blinked, "Why?"
Dimentio looked at Mecha, "I don't know! I…" He sighed, "Okay, clearly there's a logical reason!"
"Is this thing on?"
Dimentio jumped back from the voice, "What! Fawful!"
"Oh good! It got to you! Listen Dimentio, this is a proto-type of your power-up. I created it just in case you forgot your mask! Also, it gives you more powers!"
"Like what?" Dimentio deadpanned.
Mecha blinked, "Why are you talking to yourself?"
"One second. Court of Order. Whatever." He then talked to Fawful, "What powers?"
"Agility, the ability to confuse your opponents, and more importantly, your sword has changed to fit your appearance."
Dimentio summoned his sword, which looked a tad bit more…cartoon-ish than normal, "What else."
"Your personality might change… Also, don't worry, you'll be fine! You're still a guy! It's just a prototype."
"Yeah… It works and I swear if the final version changes me to a girl, I'll kill you!"
"Sorry! It's supposed make light shine around you…"
"Clearly, it worked a bit…" Dimentio said, clearly deadpan…in Konata's voice, "Well at least, I'm okay…" He summoned the Purity Sword, which looked cartoon-ish as you know already "Okay Mecha! Let's go!"
Mecha blinked, "This is a very strange situation we're in."
Dimentio nodded, "Yeah, I know." He swung his sword, more agile than usual at Mecha, "Wow… I feel like I'm a tad bit stronger!"
Mecha put his mask on, "I guess we're both even now!"
Dimentio blinked, "Strangely…we are!" He dodged Mecha's Flame Wheel which turned around and came at him. Immediately, Dimentio jumped and ducked down, "This is so strange." Dimentio said.
Mecha got a dark energy in his claws, "SHADOW CLAW!"
Dimentio jumped up and punched him in the face, making Mecha fall, "This…is strange…"
Mecha looked at Dimentio, "It's awkward…but I see that you STILL fight well." He sighed, "You're doing well."
Dimentio nodded, "Yeah…"He swung his sword and hit Mecha into the foot, "Look Mecha… I don't know whether to trust you or not…but still, I want answers."
Mecha looked away, "I'm sorry." He jumped up and swung his sword once more, "I can't say any more." His sword clashed with Dimentio's once more, "There's so much, but I can't talk about much…when the time is right." He put down his sword, "You're a good fighter, but that doesn't take away everything you did to me."
Dimentio looked at Mecha, "What did I do to you! I never do anything to you!"
"AND YET YOU DID!" Mecha retorted, "It was you from another dimension! No...it wasn't you though..."
Dimentio's eyebrow rose up, "What?"
Mecha shook his head, "Never mind. I must leave now." He snapped his fingers and the two disappeared.
Dimentio came back, "Wow… That was weird…"
BKFood and Kits blinked, "Yeah… Weird."
Dimentio looked at himself, "Fawful… When does this form finish?"
Fawful shrugged, "In an hour."
Dimentio blinked, "Is Dimentia alright?"
Fawful nodded, "Yeah, she's resting."
Dimentio looked away, "Okay, I'm going to take a shower and go to sleep." He then looked at Fawful, "Is there…"
"Don't worry, you're fine." Fawful reassured him.
Akira looked at Dimentio, "To be honest, it's kinda weird, in essence, you just cross-dressed…"
Dimentio sighed, "Yeah… I know. I hope that won't happen in the future…" He walked off, thinking only one thing, what did Mecha want? What did he do to him? Will he meet up with him in the future?
Mecha came back in his hideout and contacted Iron, "Okay. Let's go."
Iron nodded, "Alright. This better work."
Mecha sighed, "It will." He looked up as he only had one thing on his mind, "Don't worry Steel, it'll be alright. Iron doesn't know this, but I have a plan already."
Pros:
Sets up Ash's Pokemon journey perfectly
Voice acting good for that time
Actually funny jokes
Cons:
Ash can be a total idiot
Few characters are not-so-nice
Voices sometimes don't sync with the lips
Final Verdict: 7/10. A very good start, but at the same time, after growing up with Ash, he comes out as really stupid, but he still has that attitude that still continues to this day.
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Everything else belongs to their respective owners.
Yeah, not only does this set up for Turnabout Summer, it also does show one of my first attempts at a real fight scene… Not so great if you ask me… I grew up with Pokemon and it's nice to see that Ash grew out of that immaturity. Also, I'm a Pokeshipper.