Sorry this is late. Computer problems. Bluuuh. Also, I have another small story to post, but forgot on this site. It's a non-sexual BDSM scene between Maze and Lucifer.

Episode Fourteen – Sex and Violence

Lucifer's face lit up in a huge smile when he saw the title to that night's episode. And yeah, he wondered if there truly was sex in it. Hopefully involving Sam. Dean always had sex. Sam deserved a little under the covers fun every now and then too.

Ella sighed and stretched out on his left side. Charlotte had decided to not come over that night, so once again it was just the two of them.

He wondered if he had scared Charlotte away by calling her mum the night before. He hoped not, as it had been fun to add another person in on the fun of getting to bitch about how much it sucked to be him. Or the Winchesters as the case may be. Especially poor Sam.

"Oh, this episode I remember. And it's one of my least favourites in this season. I am expecting a lot of whinging from you too. And probably some giggling like a schoolboy will be included. Because sex is very much a thing this episode. Obviously, as it's in the title. Also, it definitely implies Dean is into guys as well as girls."

He grinned at Ella, taking up the remote but not hitting play just yet. "You know he totally was into that whole Chief thing in the magician episode. It was so obvious. Dean is bi and just can't admit it to himself because otherwise it would have probably gotten him a beating by dear old John. Wow, I almost called John Dad for a second and didn't mean it as my dad...that would just seem weird to me. Is that weird to you?"

She stared at him, her jaw hanging slightly open. "Dude, do you ever shut up? What's got you so excited anyway?"

He shrugged. "I ate a bowl of very sugary candy earlier that were nicely sitting on a table for eating at a witnesses house. I may be slightly high on sugar."

She groaned and slumped down in her seat, before running her hands down her face in what he could only assume to be tired resignation, considering the look in her eyes when she turned back to him. "I don't want to know how bad you're going to take this episode..."

He shrugged again and pushed play. Nothing with a title with the word sex in it could go that far wrong, could it?

It was a long time before he paused it, or so it felt anyway. It was after Sam and Dean had talked to the guy who murdered his wife for the stripper named Jasmine. He cocked his head to the side and frowned. "You know, it still really bugs me that most clubs that have exotic dancers working for them actually pawn the women off for sex. Or extra money. It makes no sense to me! Exotic dancers are supposed to be there to dance and look good and be looked at. it's what a lot of them actually like about the job. But a lot of them are forced into sex work they're not interested in, because the club owners wants more money."

Ella looked at him and raised an eyebrow. "What's your policy for your dancers, then?"

"Look, don't touch. Quite a few of my girls aren't into men at all. A few of them are happily married. And before you ask, yes, the husbands or wife in one case, know what their significant other does for a living. I enforce that rule strictly. No one is going to be hurt sexually in my club. No the workers anyway, and I do try to stop it in clients too. Anyone who tries gets banned for life. And I put their pictures and names if I have them to all other clubs to bar them from ever doing so again. I do not like coerced sex, or rape."

Ella smiled widely at him and snuggled up to his side. "Yeah. You're a good guy like that. Who knew the Devil was better than quite a lot of human men out there. And quite a few of the women too."

He frowned. "That's nice to know, but doesn't stop it from happening. An without solid proof the police won't do anything."

She sighed and leaned her head against his shoulder. "That is unfortunately true. Come on, push play. This is kind of not doing much for me right now."

He nodded at that and pushed play again.

He paused it a short time later to grin widely at the screen. "Yes Sammy, have a little fun with the lovely lady. She's smart, she's hot and she's interested in you. Hah, Sam is so much more the type to not just fall into people's beds, that I like it when he let's go and has sex. He's letting go of the mess that was Jessica's death. And he is interested in sex."

Ella threw back her head and laughed at that one, but nodded. "Oh yeah, that's one thing I will wholeheartedly agree with you on when it comes to the Winchesters. Dean is the woman in every port guy, while Sam is the can live without sex but still enjoys it when it happens guy. Both can be fun and I am glad not both of them are horn dogs like Dean."

He sighed at the thought. "I admit it, that's one of the things I share with Dean. Voracious sexual appetite."

Ella snorted at that one. "Yeah, well, you're not wrong there. And yet I still feel totally safe with you sexually. Like, I know you won't try anything and I'm not interested."

He grinned down at her head and shrugged, moving her body with the movement. "Like I said before, coerced or forced sex is very much not my thing. It goes against everything I stand for."

She smiled. "Yes, your the embodiment of desire. I think one reason why it doesn't work so well on me is I prefer women over men. Not that I don't like men either, I just prefer women."

He smiled and lifted the remote. "And that, Ella, is something we share in common." He pushed play.

He stopped it after Dean's line about being cock blocked. "And this is why I don't like Dean. He believes he should be entitled to sex because he is a big, strong man, and therefore perfect mate bait. Strutting alpha who can't stand when a woman he's attracted to doesn't look at him, or prefers Sam over him."

Ella shrugged. "Okay, you don't like Dean's attitude towards women. But, we've had that conversation. Let's not go into it again. And this is no teen girl."

He blinked at her. "Huh, it didn't actually cross my mind. This Cara is obviously not a teen. She's holding down two very respectable jobs at once, and still has fun nights. This woman is a joy and Sam should feel lucky and not let Dean knock him down for it."

Ella rolled her eyes up at him. "Okay, shut up and push play. Enough about Dean and women."

He grinned. "Why do I think a lot of this is going to come up in the...wait, you said definitely implies he's into guys as well as girls."

She grinned. "Yep, I did."

"Huh, I now look forward to seeing where this goes."

She grimaced. "I am so not looking forward to the end of this episode. Like, at all."

He shushed her and turned it back on again with the tap of the play button.

He rolled his eyes and groaned at how happy Dean was to be on a case involving the need to go to a stripper bar. "Nope, still awful when it comes to objectifying women, don't care what others say about it."

Ella punched him and gave him a shushing of her own.

He laughed at the attitude the club owner gave Dean. And also how he called his dancers, exotic dances and not strippers. Everything else about him was a bit off, though. How does he not care about the dancers at all, outside them getting him money for the club?

He paused it after the siren got the young guy to bash his old mothers brains in. His nose wrinkled up and he stared at where the siren had been. "Wow. What a bitch. Also, I don't see how she was beautiful in any way. And eww to what it really looks like."

Ella frowned. "So, sirens aren't real, I take it?"

He shook his head. "Used to be, but they died out. Also, those shipwrecks generally were because people were idiots in their boats. But it wasn't so much a sex thing as an eating thing for sirens. Carnivorous diet. Easily led men. What better food source?"

She laughed. "Eating guys who shipwrecked, regardless of whether the siren caused it or not. Nice."

He nodded, before yawning. He blinked. "I really need to eat something. Hold on a sec..." He got up and made his way to the fridge, getting out some cheese slices. They were cheap but better for sandwiches than cutting a block. He didn't have the patience for that. He handed some over to Ella and started munching on his own.

He pushed play again while happily chomping down on his snack.

He paused it again when Nick started going on about the impala and buttering Dean up and laughed so hard, he almost fell off the couch. "Oh! Oh wow, you weren't wrong about this at all! That's the siren and he is so a man and everything Dean desires. Oh, this is a wonderful and beautiful event in the history of this show!"

Ella sighed loudly and shook her head. "They totally ruin it later, but oh yeah."

Lucifer rolled his eyes. Of course the show would find some way of ruining a man liking another man sexually. Of course, that just couldn't happen on this show. It was absolutely forbidden. Of course. "Aww, I hate homophobic people working at television stations thinking kids will get infected with the gay or whatever from watching two people who like each other and happened to be the same gender on television. It's stupid."

Ella laughed and sat up. His side suddenly felt colder without her lounging on him. "Dude, after we are done here, I am so getting you to watch Steven Universe with me. Most of the relationships in that are same sex. You'll love it."

He lifted up an eyebrow. "Oh?"

She nodded excitedly. "Yeah, it's also a kid's cartoon aimed at preteens. Adults fell in love with it too, though the animation, especially early on gets a little weird and wonky."

"Duly noted. Can I get through 13 seasons of this first."

"14, Dude, 14 seasons of this.'

He grimaced. "Oh, joy."

She laughed and urged him to push play again, which he did shortly after. She leaned back against his side.

He paused it again after the fade to black when Sam and Cara got busy to grin widely. "Yay, Sam, you have some good sex with the hot smart chick and have the fun both of you want. And may I say, I really like this woman? She is so much better for you than Ruby is. Have sex with the demon all you want, Sam, just not on camera anymore, no matter how hot the meat suit is."

Ella laughed and shook her head. "You're ridiculous when it comes to Sam."

He shook his head. "No, I'm ridiculous when it comes to Sam and happiness. He deserves to be happy and hasn't been much at all through the show so far, and I have the feeling that is just going to get worse and worse and worse."

Ella sighed into his shoulder and nodded against him. "Well, you're not wrong."

He sighed and pushed play again. Maybe soon he will see how this battle between the siren and the brothers was going to...

Oh, shit.

Yeah, he wasn't going to enjoy the end of this episode at all.

He paused it again to glare at the television when it was apparently Dean's desire for a brother that got the siren on his arse as a male. "Oh that... oh, I really get where you're coming from with hating this end. This is just...I have no words without spending all night ranting and I will save both of us from that. Because I do not have the energy tonight."

Ella stayed quiet for once. "Just...push play and get this over with, please? I hate the end of this episode."

He snorted. "You hate it because it upsets your dream about Dean. Well, this is what Dean wishes. He desires a brother."

She sighed and sat back up. "Shut up and push play."

He sighed back, seeing how she was both sad and a little angry, but went ahead and did as he was told.

He waited until the end of the episode, before turning it off and getting up. "And now I am going to bed, because I am crashing and I don't want to be awake anymore."

"You really don't like Dean at all, do you?"

He shook his head. "Not one tiny little bit of him."

She groaned out loud for that one. "Well, I'll let you go to bed then."

He grinned. "I'll probably be up by the very early morning, but hey. I am just...tired. Sugar crash mixed in with that absolutely shit ending. I'm sorry, but whether or not Sam meant what he said, and I am sure he did, Dean meant every single word he said too."

Ella sighed, shook her head and made her way to the lift. "Night Lucifer."

He yawned and waved goodbye. "Night."

He went to bed too tired to be angry.

Note - Lucifer doesn't know that the demon blood is an addictive substance yet.

Headcanon - Sam generally has to have an emotional connection to someone before he has sex with them. Cara is one of the few exceptions. She is just someone to let go and have a fun one night stand with. Am I the only one for Demi Sam?