A/N: again, back to work!

Disclaimer: you should know by now that I am Skylark Evanson, not Man Of Action!

"So whatcha doin', Gwen?"

"Nothing."

"You can't be doing nothing."

"Says who, Kevin?"

"Says me."

"How do you believe that I'm not doing nothing?"

"You're talking to me, aren't you?"

"…"

"That counts as doing something, Gwen."

"Shut up."

"Blinking."

"I can't believe we're wasting my phone time on this discussion."

"And I'm pretty sure you're breathing too."

"…"

"And maybe sitting on your bed."

"I'm on the couch."

"So you're sitting on the couch. That's doing something."

"I hate you."

"You're hating me. That's doing something."

"Kevin…"

"You can never be doing nothing."

"What if I'm floating?"

"Then you're floating. You're still doing something."

"Stop being technical."

"Gwen, don't get all fussy with me. I'm just proving a point."

"Now what would I have to do to be doing nothing?"

"You can never be doing nothing."

"I could be dead."

"I wouldn't like that."

"I know that."

"But just to prove a point, you'd be laying in a grave six feet under."

"Kevin, I don't really care!"

"Gwen, I'm right, now just admit it."

"Never!"

"Yes, you will."

"Then prove to me that you're doing something."

"I'm staring at the locket that you left in my car today."

"…"

"Yes, Gwen. You left it in my car."

"I'm sorry. I didn't even notice."

"I'll give it back to you tomorrow."

"Thanks."

"And by giving it to you, I'd be doing something."

"Please just drop it, Kev."

"What if I don't want to?"

"Wanting is doing something."

"So is thinking."

"And living."

"And kicking alien butt. Don't forget that one."

"Kevin?"

"Yes, Gwen?"

"I hate you."

"For being right all the time?"

"No. For being right for once."

"So, Gwen, what's up?"

"Are you just changing the subject?"

"Yes. Yes, I am."

"Um… nothing's up…"

"Space is up. And so is the ceiling if you're still on your couch."

"NOT THIS AGAIN!"

"Now you're yelling at me. That's up. …kinda."

A/N: Kevin and Gwen's random phone discussion… hope you enjoyed this one! I laughed too hard when I wrote it! Review please!

~Sky