P: So, do you end your days with me?
Or do you send him to his grave?
C: Can't I just stay single?
P: No
C: Can I become a nun? I could pray for my father every day.
P: You have to marry someone in this cave.
C: Ok, then I pick... that man behind the chair
P: What man?
C: Johnny Depp.
J: Uh, pay no attention to the man behind the chair.