* Edited in with my new name

This is Duperghoul saying, "sorry for the long wait!" GunMaster comes in Duperghoul's bedroom saying, "Dude, you really need to work on your editing!" Duperghoul turns to him with his usual smirk. "I promise this chapter will be perfect! In fact, I decide to break the fourth wall, due to the long wait," Duperghoul said. GunMaster face palms himself. "You always break the fourth wall," he said leaving the room. Duperghoul laughs then whispers to himself, "But, how many times in this chapter? We should keep a track of numbers, along with references as far as I can see!"

Vicious vipers: Zeke, Alejandro, Sadie

Curious Cheetahs: Trent, B, Dawn, Noah, Katie

Zeke wakes up the next day and walks over to Alejandro's bed. The home-schooled pulls Alejandro's blanket off him. The Hispanic yawns saying, "Is it time for another 'lemon' fan-fiction Heather?" (1)

"What's a lemon fan-fiction," Zeke said hesitating. Al looks at Zeke and sighs. "You don't want to know," Al said getting up.

"Anyway... I think we should start kicking off people from the other team, eh," Zeke said.

"I think Duperghoul knows what he's doing," Alejandro replied. (2)

"I was thinking Noah,eh," Zeke said.

"I wonder what Noah is doing now," Alejandro said looking to the left.

In the Curios Cheetahs' cabin; Noah was just waking up, with his favorite book in hand. Noah smiled a little looking at Katie sleeping. Noah saw Trent's IPhone on the table. Noah quickly grabbed it and looked through it. "How come there are only 40 stories on Noah an Katie," Noah said a little to loudly. (3) Noah quickly placed the IPhone back on the table, before jumping back in the bed as his team was waking up.

Chef called over the microphone, "Pipsqueaks, time for your next challenge!"

"Can't we at least have breakfast," Trent voice said. Chef shouted in the microphone,"No time for that! Also, Duperghoul doesn't like those scenes!" (4)

Lightning and Zoey were standing next to Chef. "I hope I can see Mike," Zoey said.

Chef laughed before saying, "Mike got eliminated already!" Zoey put a grin on her face.

She turned to Chef saying, "Then why did you trick me to participate?" Chef looked her in the eyes saying,"Because, Duperghoul likes having others cameo!" (5) "Sha-Bam!"

Soon the remaining contestants meet up with Chef. "Today, Lightning and Zoey will be joining the vicious vipers," Chef said. "Today's challenge is a five on five basketball match! First to twenty points wins," he continued.

Noah sighed saying,"Sports, not my forte, remember?" Chef, Zeke, Lightning and Alejandro laughed at Noah. "We'll do fine," Katie said.

"Not against the Lightning, Sha-Bang," you know who shouted. Chef motioned everyone to a basketball court placed behind the mess hall. Chef went to the middle of the court. "I don't do sports," Zoey said.

"Neither do I, so deal with it," Noah commented. The vicious vipers were on the left side of the court; as the curious cheetah's stood on the right side. Katie and Sadie looked sad we they stared at each other.

Confession: "Oh, why do I have to compete against Sadie!"- Katie

Confession: "Zeke and Alejandro are going down! Also Katie and Noah are SOOO cute together. Is there any hope for me?" - Sadie

"Remember first to 20 points wins, and I'm sure you all know the rules of basketball," Chef said throwing the ball in the air. Lightning and Zoey join the vipers, just a reminder. Lightning grabbed the ball first and shot a perfect three pointer. "Sha-boom!"

Noah grabbed the ball and looked around. He saw Trent was open and passed it to him. As Trent was dribbling the ball, Lightning stole it from him. Lightning laughed as he scored another three pointer. "We are doomed," Noah shouted. Katie grabbed the next ball and looked straight at Sadie. "Here you go," Katie said passing it to Sadie.

"Thanks," Sadie said barely making a two pointer. Beverly had a grin on his face. Dawn went over to him and read his aura. Dawn spoke for Beverly saying,"DAFUQ DUPERGHOUL"

Trent grabbed the ball and threw it to Beverly. The silent genius managed to dribble the ball halfway down the court. B quickly shot a two pointer.

vicious vipers: 8 points

curious cheetahs: 2 points

Zeke laughed as he had the ball. As the home-schooled reached the three point line; Noah, Trent and Dawn surrounded him. "Zeke, pass it," Alejandro said.

"Here catch," Zeke said throwing it to Alejandro. The Latino was about to take the shot, when Katie took the ball from him. "Hey," he said.

Katie passed the ball to Dawn. The moon child easily walked passed Zoey and scored a two pointer. Zoey grabbed the ball and effortlessly threw it to Lightning. "Oh step on a Lego," Noah shouted as Lightning slam dunked the basket.

confession: "This is why I don't do sports!" - Noah

Alejandro looked at Beverly. The silent one looked so pissed at the score. Al went over to him and whispered,"If you have ANYTHING to say, say it NOW!" Beverly took a deep breath a few times. BEVERLY THEN SPOKE OUT WHAT HE WAS HOLDING IN, EVER SINCE THE BEGGING, WITH A BILL COSBY VOICE! Viewer discretion is advised, due to harsh language, fourth wall breaking, and bad grammar.

"F*** this game! Duperghoul, what the 4#11 are you doing?! #$! this *(&&, you are all $$es! Zeke let's start with you; you are suck a &%^*# you'll never get a date! Alejandro, you might have the charm, but that doesn't complete the fact your a piece of $h!t. Noah you need to lighten up dude, because that's all Duperghoul is trying to do. Katie and Sadie, you both need to learn to shut the #$%# up! Dawn you're aura readings might be cute, but there getting 9u(4ing annoying. Also Trent, shut up with the number nine, like when the #^!7 did that start? You never spoke up about it in season one," Beverly shouted. (6,7)

confession: "Also those things on Staci earlier, not sorry!" - Beverly

confession: "I am so bad! Maybe I should compete next year. The theme should be heroes vs villains! Wait, what's with my voice?" - Alejandro (8)

confession: "Oh, I should have voted B off earlier!" - Dawn

"You mad bro," Duperghoul shouts. (9) Alejandro smirked and nodded at Zeke. Zeke returned a devious grin. "You done," Noah sarcastically questioned.

"Oh ho ho, far from it," Beverly shouted. Trent grabbed the ball. He counted to nine as he dribbled it. Trent then made a three pointer. "See it works," Trent said.

As Beverly was busy ranting, Zeke dribbled the ball right past him. Zeke then made a perfect two pointer.

Vicious vipers: 10 points

curious cheetahs: 7 points

"It is now ten to seven, it's anyone's game! We'll be back after the break," Chef said. Your computer fades to black for a few seconds, before showing Chef again. "Wait a minute, Fan-fiction doesn't have commercials!" (10)

Trent was dribbling the ball next to chef, when Zoey knocked it out of his hands. Zoey managed to dribble it a bit, before Noah stole it. Noah was about to shoot, but he tripped. As the book worm got up from the ground, the ball made a two pointer. "Wait what," Noah said.

Sadie takes the ball and throws it to Katie. As Katie dribbled the ball up to her goal, Zeke went up to Sadie. "What the hell was that about," Zeke said.

Sadie turned to Zeke and said, "Look she's my best friend, we are just trying to be fair." Zeke sighed as he looked at Katie shoot a one pointer. Sadie then shouted,"Zeke why do you hate girls?!"

"Because, it's all true," Zeke barked back. Alejandro grabbed the ball and went down the court with it. Zeke followed right behind him. Alejandro tried to make a three pointer, but Beverly grabbed the ball. "Enough of this shit," B shouted dribbling the ball. Lightning and Sadie tried to stop the once silent one, but Beverly just pushed past them and made a two pointer.

Lightning grabbed the ball and dribbled it to the three pointer line and made a perfect shoot. Dawn then had the ball. She managed to dribble it for a while, until Lighting stole it and slam dunked it. "SHA-OWNED!"

Vicious Vipers: 15 points

Curious Cheetahs: 15 points

Chef then blew the whistle. "Alright, let's speed things up, all points are double," he shouted. (I usually do this when my brothers and I go play some basketball) Lightning laughed when he heard that points doubled.

confession: "Points doubling seems far, eh. Now to get rid of Sadie or Katie! I don't care which!" - Zeke

Zeke grabbed the ball and threw a two pointer, but it actually meant FOUR POINTS! "Zeke Dunbar, man of action, booyah!"

Lightning had the ball and quickly dribbled it to the three point line. As he threw it, Beverly jumped and grabbed the ball. Zeke and Lightning covered him. Beverly threw it to Dawn. As Dawn was dribbling the ball, Zoey stole it from her and threw a one pointer.

Chef blew his whistle. "That's game! The Vicious Vipers have finally won," Chef shouted. The Vipers cheered for their victory. Zeke high-fived Alejandro. "Nice work on Beverly," Zeke whispered.

"It's what I do," Alejandro smirked. Sadie heard this and went over to Katie and Noah. "Hey guys," she said. Noah and Katie turned and looked at her. "It turns out that Alejandro made B snap," Sadie continued.

"He said what he said," Noah shrugged.

"Even if, we have no one else to vote for," Katie said. Sadie sighed looking at Alejandro and Zeke laughing. "I guess your right," Sadie said.

That night at the wall of shame; the curious cheetahs were ready to send someone home. Chef walked up behind Beverly. "As if I has to read the votes," Chef said pushing him in front of the moving wall. The wall hit Beverly into the boat of shame. "What about reward challenges," Beverly shouted from the boat.

"Duperghoul doesn't do those, he prefers the redemption challenges," Chef replied. (11,12)

confession: "Beverly needed to go for a while now! Thanks to Duperghoul it now happened! Beverly and me fan-fictions don't work." -Dawn (13,14)

confession: "I don't know who else to vote for.. Beverly!" - Katie

confession: "Thank you Duperghoul for allowing me to speak! Now I for for Noah, because he is just a loser." - Beverly (15)

confession: "Beverly should have stayed silent, just saying." -Trent

confession: "Beverly" - Noah

"To be continued on total drama Redemption Island," Chef said. Chris came up to Chef. "What I miss," Chris said.

"Oh just an awesome chapter by Mr.D," Chef said walking away. (16)

GunMaster reads over the chapter. "Well, nice job," he said. Then a Jack Russel comes in and chases him away. Duperghoul laughs as his dog jumps on his bed.