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Author's Note: I'm too uncreative to write an author's note right now. And for those wondering, yes, it is Galinda talking.
How Disgusticifying
022. Enemies
by Fiyero Oberon
Oh my goodness, did you see her?
No, no, no! Her!
She has green skin!
What?
Yes!
Yes, that's right! Green! Can you believe the atrociosity?
I have to room with her. Really, she shouldn't even be called her. She's more like an it. What kind of a person has green skin? Is it some sort of skin condition? I don't know. Maybe it's called… verdigrism. Or… emeralditis.
Oh lands, I hadn't even thought of that! Oh, Shenshen, do you think?
Ew, that's so disgusting! She's going to get green slime all over my stuff!
I'll just divide the room in half. And instruct her she is never to cross the line. That should do it. No green on my stuff. And she won't have to worry about clashing with my clothing.
No.
No!
Stop!
She is so disgusting.