DNAngel Insaneness…
The. Last. Chapter. (maybe?)
GASPETH!!!
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Daisuke: Didja hear that? It's the last chapter!
Buttons: No! I have to break up with you!
Daisuke: Gaspeth! Really?
Buttons: I'm going on a vacation in the sub-ether. I'll have to disappear.
Dark: SHAKESPEARE!
(silence)
Daisuke: Dark, we were having an angsty moment. Where's Krad and Satoshi?
Dark: I locked them in a Yaoi Fangirl Clubroom.
Daisuke: How COULD you! They're probably being forced to make out!
And so, with much determination, the dynamic duo set out to rescue Krad and Satoshi from the yaoi fangirls!
Dark: Here's the door.
Daisuke: TAKESHI!
Takeshi: Yo.
Daisuke: Get Masahiro and other random classmates. We're going into the lair of the yaoi fangirls.
Takeshi: (winces) Aye, aye, captain.
(5 minutes later)
Takeshi: I've got the troops!
Dark: Where are the girls? I need some girls. To egg me on.
Daisuke: No girls for you! Krad and Satoshi are in MORTAL DANGER!!!
(kicks the door open to find Krad and Satoshi in the same bed)
Satoshi: Oh!
Krad: Uh! This isn't what it looks like!
Satoshi: The yaoi fangirls forced us in here. We've still got our pants on.
(collective relieved sigh)
Daisuke: Alright, let's get out of here before they come back and…
Fangirls: Hey! Don't steal our bishies, bishies! Wait…bishounen…
Dark: AAHHHH!!!! RED ALERT!!!!
Fangirls: Release the ninjas!
Random Ninjas: Hai!
Dark, Daisuke, etc.: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(15 minutes later)
Narrator: Even though the bishounen put up a good fight, it was in vain, for the fangirl ninjas easily overpowered their hotness.
Dark: We didn't ask for a narration. Go away.
Narrator: That hurts, Dark, that hurts.
Dark: Shut up…
Daisuke: So now what? The fangirls are gone…
Towa: Don't throw pinapples at old people!
Argentine: Scissors and peaches and curtains, oh my!
Daiki: FLAVOR FLAV!!!! GASPETH!!!!
Emiko: My name is pobababo.
Kosuke: Triscuit. Purell. Copyright infringement.
Satoshi: (sighs) Okay, randomness bit's over. Let's get out of these ridiculous clothes.
Daisuke: Okay.
Krad: But if we get out of the clothes, what will we be wearing?
Dark: Nothing. Woo.
Daisuke: But they're yaoi fangirls! They'll force us to go into that. (points at the bed Satoshi and Krad were in)
(collective shudder)
Takeshi: Don't worry, no yaoi pairings involve me! I'll go and save us all! (runs off)
Daisuke: No…Takeshi!!! There are lots of pairings involving…
Takeshi: (far-off scream) AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisuke: …you.
Dark: One of our number has been eaten! Gaspeth!
Satoshi: Sexy eyes.
Krad: Wait…what will the fangirls do to us if we submit to them?
Dark: Ever read a yaoi lemon fanfiction?
Krad: No…
Dark: (pulls out printout from his pocket) Try not to visualize it.
Krad: My…eyes…no…but I have to keep reading it…it's like a car crash…nooo…
Daisuke: Can I read it?
Dark: PROTECT THE VIRGIN EYES!!!! No.
Satoshi: Wait! I think I hear the fangirls coming!
Fangirls: (evil plotting noises) Daaarkikins…Kraddykins…Dai-chan…Toshi-kuuuun…
Satoshi: Are you thinking what I'm thinking they're thinking?
Krad: I think I'm thinking what you're thinking they're thinking.
Dark: Gaah! Stop with the overuse of the word "thinking". It's getting on my nerves.
Daisuke: I'm hungry.
Dark: Now is not the time!
Fangirls: We've come for you, boys…
Krad: What're you going to do to us?!
Fangirls: Let's just say it involves…sheets.
Dark: Nooooo!!!
Daisuke: I'm still hungry.
Krad: Well, now is still not the time.
Daisuke: Darn.
Fangirls: Now follow us…or die!
(walking…)
Dark: We must remain calm. And cool.
Satoshi: I'm really scared. I must call upon my father for assistance.
Daisuke: Didn't your father die?
Satoshi: Not my real father. My jerky father.
Krad: Beef jerky? Where?
Satoshi: Not in the conversation. Anyways, I shall call him!
Dark: How? With psychic powers?
Satoshi: No, with my cell phone.
Dark: Ah.
Satoshi: (dials, waits) Darn! I got his voicemail.
Kei's Voicemail: Hi, it's Kei's phone. I'm off doing something important or I'm grocery shopping…leave a message after the beep or I'll eat you. Muahaha. Beep.
Satoshi: Hi Dad, I'm being abducted by yaoi fangirls. Please help me, and buy some takoyaki if you're going grocery shopping. Thanks. Bye.
Dark: Noo! We're almost at the door of no return!
Daisuke: It's like the Grim Reaper, fangirl version.
Dark: You do know that that made no sense?
Daisuke: Po!
Krad: Oh no. I smell incense.
(the door opens. What's inside it…well, there's a bed, but the rest I'll leave up to your imagination.)
Dark: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!
Satoshi: What do you want, fangirls?
Fangirls: You can figure it out. (giggle)
Dark: I think I'm going to be sick.
Daisuke: Well, I'm tired. I'll sleep. (gets in the bed)
Satoshi: NOOOO!!!
Fangirls: YESSSSS!!!
Daisuke: Huh…for some reason…everyone looks funky…(thinks to himself) Satoshi looks really…hot…hmmm…
Fangirls: Muahah! He's breathed in the Yaoi Fangirl ® incense!
Satoshi: Oh, no.
Daisuke: Hey, Satoshi? You tired?
Satoshi: Ah!! There's only so long I can say no to Daisuke…AHHH! YES!!! (breathes in the incense)
Daisuke: Oh, Satoshi?
Satoshi: (makes out with Daisuke)
(stunned silence)
Fangirls: w00t!!!! (They actually say woot like you're supposed to write it. I like messing with it. Woo!)
Dark/Krad: Oh, no. It's the cursed incense.
Fangirls: (drooling)
Dark: I think we can get away now…they seem to be…I don't know…obsessed…with them. Come on, Krad.
Krad: Hey, Dark?
Dark: Yeah?
Krad: How do you know if you've breathed in some incense?
Dark: Uh, you pounce on the nearest guy and start molesting him?
Krad: Okay. Phew.
(silence)
Krad: DAAAARK! (pounces on Dark)
Dark: AAHHHHH!!!!
Risa/Riku: HOLD IT!
(all action stops)
Risa: We are the Anti-Yaoi Squad, and we really, really disapprove of your actions, yaoi fangirls.
Fangirls: What? It's our job.
Riku: But what about the people who disprove of yaoi-ness?
Risa: Like them? (points to Takeshi and random classmates, who have all breathed in the incense and are currently making out)
Riku: Wait. What did you do to them?!? Takeshi was part of the Anti-Yaoi Hugging Squad…why is he making out with Masahiro?!?
Risa: I can't take it!! (begins to puke on the floor)
Argentine: Oh, dear! The poor floor!
(all action resumes, including Riku battling Argentine)
Krad: Mmmmn…
Dark: GAAH! Get off me, you sick molester!!
Krad: What? Why aren't you enjoying this?
Dark: I'm NOT GAY!!! (at least in this fic.)
Krad: Well, you will be by the time I'm finished with you…
Dark: WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY CRAZY PEOPLE?!?!?!?!
Daisuke: That was fun.
Satoshi: Wait…I think that the incense's burning out.
Daisuke: Incense?
Satoshi: It makes bishounen go yaoi for a while.
Daisuke: Oh. That could be a problem.
Fangirls: Gaspeth! The incense is gone!
(silence)
All boys: EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emiko: (breaks through the door) Don't mess with my son. And his friend.
Lead Fangirl: It's ON!
(martial arts battle…blah, blah…Kill Bill-esque fighting…yadda, yadda…)
Argentine: Tangerine.
Towa: Strawberry Converse.
Dark: (sings) I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes…(repeat ad infinitum)
Satoshi: Make it stop! Make it stop!!
(popping sound)
Daisuke: (sits up) WTF?!
Dark: Morning.
Daisuke: It was a dream?!
Dark: No. You just passed out.
Daisuke: Way to ruin my imagination.
Dark: Whatever. Where's your mango?
Daisuke: She broke up with me.
Dark: How sad.
Satoshi: Flying barracudas!
Krad: That song's really easy to play on Guitar Hero, you know…
Satoshi: Barracuda?
Krad: Yeah. It's awesome. The girl sings.
Dark: Well, it looks like everything's back to normal, somehow.
Krad: Masseuse.
Dark: (walks over to the counter) Ice tea…it's so pretty…
Daisuke: Well, I guess that's the end of that…
Famous last words…But how could Daisuke know that-
Fangirls: (in their secret lair) MUAHAHAHAH! Plotting!!! OLIVES!!!! DUNGBOMBS!!!! TOMATO PASTE!!!! CATNIP!!!! OUNCES!!! MINCE!!!!
So it's up to you. Is this the last chapter? OR is this just a not-so-random prelude to a plot-filled chapter?! WITH PARAGRAPHS?!?!
Review and we'll see!! GASPETH!!!
Ritsu: The authoress apologises for not updating so soon. I'M SOOOO SOOOORRRRYYYYY!!! I APOLOGISE FOR MY FIC TAKING TOO MUCH TIMEEE!!! I'M SUCH A DISGRAAAAAAAACE!!!! I'M SOOORRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE PUNISH MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I AM THE ONE WHO IS STEEEEPPPEEDDD IN SIIIINNNNNSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyo: Shut up.
Yuki: Baka neko…
Excel: Let's eat Mince. I'm hungry.
Hyatt: No, Senior! Remember, Mince is only for emergencies…(hacks up blood)
Excel: Oh, whatever. HAIL, IL PALAZZO!!!