AN: WHOOO BOY AM I LATE, HUH? HOW BOUT THAT. Well it turns out decent porn takes seven months and me waffling through like eight different fandoms. Or, at least I HOPE it's decent. Be kind of embarrassing to take half a year to write bad porn, huh? *throws confetti*
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"Toraoooooo~" Luffy's voice sang, gently pulling Law out of sleep. "Torao, I let you sleep in, but if you don't wake up I'm gonna eat all the breakfast I brought up for you and this is the last of the bacon because I already ate the rest."
And in the haze of sleep and leftover liquor, the one and only thought that managed to surface in Law's mind was "You saved me bacon?" He mumbled into his pillow, "It really is love."
Luffy laughed, and Law finally raised his head enough to look at his small boyfriend, sitting on the edge of the bed with a plate by his knee. Carefully, Law sat himself up, testing the level and speed at which his head spun and finding it pleasingly steady. Well, they had designed that hangover tonic as a way to purge poison out of the body, so he should expect it to do its job well, but Law had always thought of hangovers as karma for being such a fool the night before and always expected one like some kind of divine retribution. Absent headache aside, he still felt gross as shit, though – his mouth tasted like acid roadkill and the shirt he was still wearing from yesterday was stiff like he'd sweat through the entire garment and then let it crust dry, and his pants were even worse. He ran a hand down his face, rubbing the sleep-sand out of his eyes and sighed, just a little. "Fuck."
"How ya feelin'?" Luffy asked, scooting carefully closer on the bed.
Law thought about that. "Surprisingly sound." He finally let his hand fall from his face, deciding the sunlight was probably not going to burn his retinas out. "You're wearing my shirt," he said dumbly as soon as Luffy registered in his sight. A shirt he hadn't worn in a while, bright yellow with his own jolly roger emblazoned on the front cheerfully. The sight of the sleeves, which had been short on Law but fell rightly about Luffy's wrists was what made him remember the last time he'd worn the sweater – in Shabaody. When they'd met.
"Yeah," Luffy admitted easily, trying to look like he wasn't still side-eyeing that bacon. "I was gonna try to seduce you last night but you were all worthless drunk, so." He shrugged.
Law blinked. Well, fuck, he thought. He looked down at Luffy's bare thighs. "Well, fuck," he said. Luffy gave up the pretense and stole a piece of bacon, shoving into his mouth unattractively. That helped a little, he guessed as he pulled the plate into his own lap and out of his boyfriend's thieving reach. Luffy shifted on the bed, and Law's eyes stayed glued to the way the movement slipped his legs farther apart than they'd been, revealing the soft insides of his thighs. Didn't help much, though, he amended. He shoved a piece of bacon into his mouth. "Did you eat breakfast downstairs with no pants on?"
Luffy looked down at his own legs. "Looks like it," he shrugged. "Whoops."
A sharp frown twisted across Law's face as the image settled in his brain. "No." He said firmly. "I can't tell you what to do on your own ship, but I don't want you wandering half-naked around my crew."
An impish smile was Luffy's response. "What, you decided to get all possessive and jealous and say you don't want other men looking at your lover?" he teased, breaking into a snicker.
Without warning, Law shoved himself forward off the headboard he was leaning against, one hand flying out to snatch Luffy's wrist into his grip as he pushed him down, his back hitting the soft bed. Their bodies pressed flushed together to pin down Luffy, Law loomed over his small boyfriend, enjoying the wide-eyed look of surprise Luffy wore under the shadow cast by Law's body. "Yeah," Law said, his voice dropped low and lips curved into a smirk of his own. "That's exactly what I decided, actually."
Luffy swallowed, unconsciously tipping his head back to expose more of his beautifully still-bruised throat. "Oh. That's fair, then."
"Mm-hm," Law hummed, leaning down to whisper directly into Luffy's ear. "But for right now," the hand that wasn't pinning Luffy's wrist to the mattress was suddenly on the outside of Luffy's bare thigh, gently parting it to fit his own hips in the space between Luffy's legs. "I am going to eat breakfast, and then I am going to take a shower," his hand didn't leave Luffy's skin, running his fingertips softly up and down the underside of the thigh down to the knee. "And then when I come back, I am going to lock this door," Law let his voice drop lower with each sentence, until he was little more than hissing into his lover's ear as he suddenly hiked Luffy's leg up to wrap around his own waist. "And I am going to fuck you until you're screaming my name."
The full body shiver he got from these words, Law decided, was it's own reward. He leaned back again, enjoying the red hue left on Luffy's face. "So until I come back," Law said letting go of the thin leg he'd wrapped himself "stop stealing my fucking bacon."
Luffy instantly split into a toothy grin, and the hand that Law wasn't pinning to the bed was suddenly between their faces shoving a fistful of bacon into Luffy's mouth. Which, how and when had he even? Law rolled off him, grabbing a pillow and shoving into Luffy's face as his dumb boyfriend cackled. Jesus Christ, why did he even want to fuck this person again?
Law got up, trying to decide if he wanted to change out of his dirty clothes just for breakfast. He bought the collar of his shirt up to his nose to smell, and deemed it acceptable for ten minutes of use when he planned on being naked for as much of the day as he could, when he noticed a scratching against his wrist. Curiously, he reached into his sleeve, pulling out a small slip of paper with befuddlement.
'Throat Bayou too hot for the Coyote
Losveros more hospitable this time of year ;)'
He stared at the paper. How and when the FUCK had that gotten in there? God, he'd been so absurdly drunk last night; how had he not noticed someone slip something into his – a flash of blue nailpolish splayed behind Law's eyelids, and he cursed. The bartender. Fuck, he hadn't even noticed, she must have been watching him both nights...
Law shook his head, crumpling up the paper. Well, whatever. This was good news, ultimately. Even if this shitty info broker was sending him on a goose chase, it was better than having to go hunt down this information himself. And now he didn't have to go back to that shit hole, and really DID have the whole day to spend fucking off with Luffy. Small miracles, or whatever.
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The shower was everything Law had needed to feel like himself again. Well that's not entirely true – brushing his teeth once he got out. THAT was what got him back to one hundred percent. Freshly cleaned with food in him, Law went back to his room to see what kind of chaos Luffy had gotten into in the twenty minutes he'd been left alone.
The sight he was greeted with was... Not what he'd expected. Silently, Law closed the door behind him as he stepped into his room, dropping the used shirt from last night quietly to the floor to watch Luffy on his bed.
The words "touching himself" brought to mind a certain image that was not entirely accurate, but touching himself Luffy was. Lying on his back on Law's bed with closed eyes, Luffy was running his hands over his own skin, feather-light fingertips grazing trails over his own neck and collarbone with one hand while the other danced over the inside of his left thigh. Stepping forward discreetly to get a better view of the lovely show he'd been treated to, Law leaned against the wall to watch the gentle teasing motions of Luffy's hands as they explored his own body, retracing with his fingertips all the places Law had tasted with his mouth not days before.
"Well," Law said softy, watching one of Luffy's legs twitch at the sound of his voice. "Isn't this an enticing vision? Is this an invitation, or were you just so excited you couldn't keep your hands to yourself?"
Luffy sat up to look at Law, his expression warm and alluring. "More like, a warm up? I was getting bored waiting for you and figured I'd try to think sexy thoughts."
Law crossed the last few steps to the bed, crawling onto it to hover over Luffy's body. "Oh yeah?" One tattooed hand went to stroke Luffy's head, fingers softly tangling in black hair. "And what's got you so determined you started thinking sexy thoughts in the fifteen minutes I was gone?"
Luffy wound an arm of his own around Law's back, one knee pulling up deliberately in between Law's legs to press against his crotch. "Today is our last day together for who knows how long, Torao," he said easily. "We've done ONE sexy thing and I haven't stopped thinking about it since, if we separate now with just that little taste I'll go NUTS wondering about what these other 'ideas' of yours are -"
His words were cut off with a kiss, Law leaning down to lay claim to his mouth before Luffy even finished his sentence. He showed no signs of minding, just wound his other hand up around the back of Law's neck to hold his head in place while the two of them exchanged unhurried kisses. Perhaps a little too unhurried even, as somewhere in the wet press of his tongue into Luffy's mouth Law realized he was not exactly sure what he should do next. Which was. Not a problem he'd ever had before, when it came to sex. Law had had enough sex in this lifetime to generally know exactly what he was doing, so this present uncertainty was... Gonna slow this down. That was probably a good thing anyway, right?
Except for the part where Luffy had the attention span of a goddamned gnat, so if Law didn't manage to light this furnace fast his lover was liable to get distracted by any number of idiotic things and we'd be done here. He'd managed to turn Luffy on before, right? Law could totally do this. How had this worked the last time? Law had just... Oh. Right. Law had done whatever he'd felt like at the time. Because sex really WAS easy.
He pulled away form Luffy's warm and lightly bacon-flavored lips to nip at his jawline, this time determined to line the right side of Luffy's neck with marks where the left was already bruised. Judging by the pleased little hum and calloused fingers winding in Law's hair Luffy more than approved, and Law let his hands wander over the rubber-smooth surface of those too-tempting thighs, up past his hips to dive under the hem of his stolen yellow shirt. He pulled away from Luffy long enough to pull the garment off altogether, tossing it somewhere onto the floor beside the bed while Luffy landed against the bed again, flushed red and smiling nearly naked for Law to play with. Luffy took care of the last shred of clothing himself, wiggling out of his boxers and kicking them to the end of the bed while he reached for Law, pulling him back into another hot kiss.
"So, as far as this sex stuff goes, I only have like, a vague idea of what actually happens besides a lot of yelling," Luffy admitted against Law's mouth, only barely breaking their kiss. "So these first couple times here I'm alright to let you take the lead. But feel free to, you know, share ideas?"
Law couldn't help the laugh that escaped him, passing from his lips to Luffy's in their embrace. "Sex is easy, Luffy-ya. The only thing you have to do is whatever you feel like doing. And if you aren't enjoying it, say 'cut that the fuck out,' and then try something else. And that's the secret to great sex everywhere."
"Well that makes sense," Luffy blinked. "Hell, if someone had just put it like THAT before I might have tried it even sooner."
Law raised an eyebrow at him. "Well then I'm glad no one ever did. It took long enough for us to get here, I'd hate for someone else to have touched you before I got the chance."
Luffy grinned that smug little cute smile of his, tugging at Law's hair playfully and scolding "Possessive."
Law just dove in to bite at his collarbone. "I have every right to be possessive. I have the goddamned future king of the pirates in my bed," which was of course, as far as Luffy went, probably the best thing Law could have possibly said to turn him on right now. Sexy little fucker moaned. And Law saw fit to have himself a taste of all this naked Luffy he was finally, finally allowed to touch however he pleased.
The bite to the collarbone had garnered a lovely reaction, and Luffy had already made it more than obvious he liked whatever Law did to his neck. Now Law had the inclination to take his tongue lower, mouthing down his chest and stopping briefly to suck at a nipple, letting it fall out from between his lips so Law could run his tongue alone the jagged outside edge of the cross-shaped scar adorning his lover's chest. "'M not a girl," Luffy mumbled, but Law didn't stop running his lips along the edges of the healing flesh, content to indulge himself for a few moments before giving an explanation.
"You probably see this and think of how you got it," Law said against the pink skin, not waiting for any kind of answer. "But I see something else. You know a lesser surgeon wouldn't have left such a neat and clean scar from a wound like that, right? You had a hole blown clean through your chest. A lesser doctor couldn't have even saved your life that day." He finally looked up to meet Luffy's eyes, which were currently blown wide and staring at Law like he hadn't decided what to think yet. "When I see this scar, I think of how it's from the time I held your heart in my hands and saved your life. I see this scar and it says to me 'Law was here.' So, I'm rather fond of it, actually," he finished with a grin.
"That," Luffy answered in squeak, "is certainly a new way to consider that. Okay. Wow."
"I thought you might appreciate my point of view," Law grinned, placing one last kiss to the center of the old wound.
He'd intended to continue his southward journey, but his plans were disrupted by Luffy groaning "Damn it, Torao, you don't play fair!" He launched himself forward off the bed to knock Law backwards, climbing onto his lap with huffed cheeks and declaring "I was supposed to be the one seducing you here, you slick bastard! You're not even allowed to talk anymore, I hate you so much," and determinedly tearing open the front of the jeans Law had honestly forgotten he was still wearing. He was hardly going to complain.
Between the two of them, getting Law out of his pants and underwear was... embarrassingly complicated. It would have worked better, perhaps, if they had not still been trying to make out during the process, but Law figured it was well worth the extra effort. And Luffy was apparently completely determined to have his way with him, grabbing Law's erection with... perhaps a little less finesse than he usually preferred, but at this point even the clumsiness itself was sort of arousing. He'd never had any kind of interest in virgins, so the obvious inexperience in the touch would have normally been a turn-off, but as always, Luffy changed the rules. And then his lover kneeled down on the bed between Law's legs, and jesus christ that was Luffy's face right next to his dick, is what he was looking at. This was. A sight to take with him in the months ahead, that was for sure.
"This can't be that hard," Luffy mumbled to himself as he placed a steadying hand around the base of Law's cock, and he really wanted to laugh at that and say something awful like 'Well if you just keep staring at it it won't stay hard for long,' but then Luffy's tongue was licking up the underside of his dick and instead Law could only groan and thank whatever god had been kind enough to bring his truly terrible and shitty life all the way to this glorious moment. No, seriously – Doflamingo was in Impel Down and Law was getting his cock sucked by the goddamned pirate king. Life could not get more awesome.
And then Luffy's teeth scraped unpleasantly against his skin when he sucked the head of his cock into his mouth and Law realized that okay, technicality it could get better than this, because in all honesty this was somewhere around the worst blowjob he'd ever received. But Luffy's enthusiasm made up for his lack of actual skill, and Law weaved his hand into the back of Luffy's hair and sat back to enjoy the wet sloppy heat and squirming tongue against his cock.
"Mm, that's nice," Law praised absently, and Luffy opened his eyes to meet Law's gaze and – fuck. His face was flushed red and his lips were shiny wet sealed around his cock and – he was glaring angrily? Why was he glaring at him?
Luffy pulled off enough to accuse "'That's nice?' You are still not nearly seduced enough, damn it."
Law actually did have to laugh at that, petting the back of Luffy's head affectionately. "Then get better at this," he teased back, which may or may not have been the right thing to say considering the familiar spark of determination that light up his lover's eyes, and Law could pretty much guess what was bound to happen next. "Don't hurt yourself."
Luffy rolled his eyes. "I've eaten bigger things than your dick," he snapped back, and Law realized quite at once he had been underestimating the capacity of Luffy's mouth as he then proceeded to swallow Law's entire cock without choking, which. If Law had ever thought about the way Luffy consumes food, he might have seen coming.
"Sweet holy fuck," Law swore appreciatively, and Luffy smirked triumphantly around his mouthful. Yeah, Law supposed he had earned that one, the feeling of that harsh suction of Luffy's mouth from root to tip of his cock was more than enough to drive Law to distraction, God damn it, was everything about Luffy's body made just for sex? Law could genuinely fucking believe that at this point.
Fuck, and the thought of Luffy's body... It was back again, the one thought about Luffy that had been haunting Law since the first day they met. Law could probably come like this from Luffy's mouth if he wanted, but he knew that's not what either of them were really here for – and Law had taken it slow and been patient as all fuck up to this point. As much as he was enjoying this, he was taking what he wanted now.
He pulled Luffy off of his cock by the grip he had on his hair, silencing the questioning look on his face with a kiss before he shoved his lover back onto the bed with a low growl of the words "My turn," grabbing Luffy's legs to run dark hands up his thighs.
"Can't say no to that," Luffy mumbled as leaned back against this pillows, watching with interest as Law enjoyed the feel of skin and muscle under his fingertips. And goodness, did his Luffy have the loveliest legs; Law felt he could hardly be blamed for the need to taste of the soft flesh of that inner thigh, licking a stripe of skin indecently high before sinking his teeth in and relishing the melodious gasp torn from Luffy's throat. "Oh, Fuck, Torao." And Law decided he should spend some time down here, grabbing one of Luffy's legs and flinging it over his shoulder to give himself more room to suck and kiss and bite his way up to Luffy's hips. As long as he was indulging himself so, Law saw fit to put his mouth wherever the hell he pleased and before he even paused to consider issuing a warning Law was pressing his tongue against the sealed muscle of Luffy's asshole.
"Wha-?" Luffy's startled moan was cut off into a gasp when Law pushed his tongue firmly enough to breach, licking the tip of his tongue inside as Luffy panted out "WOW. Okay, this is... New. Weird-new. Okay, wow."
Law withdrew just far enough to ask "Weird-good or weird-bad?" But didn't give Luffy enough time to answer before pushing his tongue inside anyway, licking as far into the tight passage as he could reach and smirking against Luffy's skin when his boyfriend's whole body jerked, violently throwing a leg out and nearly knocking Law's teeth out when his thigh collided with the side of Law's head. Worth it.
"Holy FUUUUCking – good-weird, that's definitely good-weird, you can keep doing that," Luffy confirmed in a shaky voice, one hand reaching down to tangle in Law's still-damp hair. Law determinedly squirmed and wriggled the slick muscle of his tongue, and jesus god fucking christ Luffy was so wonderfully responsive. He could feel the muscles of the hard thigh pressed against his ear every time it tensed or twitched, there was a heel digging harshly into Law's back, and the hips Law was holding down with one hand kept shaking and bucking back and at one point Law even bit his tongue because of it and – fuck. It was all so goddamned beautiful. He didn't even like rimming people and this was absolute gold-plated heaven. Luffy was just the best.
And Law could do this for ages, he really could. Spend half a day with his face buried in Luffy's ass and enjoy every minute of it, but... But right now? He pulled away, grabbing the leg slung over his shoulder and moving it to his waist so he could sit up to get a better look at his debauched lover, who was currently breathing heavily and panting out the words, "HOO. Yeah, okay, see that's not a thing I would have ever thought to do right there. Definitely a good idea to just... Let you do your thing, it's looking like." His face was flushed bright red his eyes were glassy-wet as he stared up at Law, while he babbled and... Yeah. Right now? He really needed to be able to see what he was doing. A sight like this was too good to pass up. "I mean from what I could hear through walls people get like, weirdly descriptive when they dirty talk but that's not a thing I ever heard anyone say, 'oh yeah baby put your tongue in my ass,' that didn't ever... come up. From what I heard."
Law couldn't help the smirk from carving across his face if he'd wanted to. Was this what Luffy looked like when he was nervous? How cute. "Well, that's because if you were going to hear something it would probably be 'Oh yeah eat my ass, eat me out baby,'" He stated matter-of-factly, before sucking his first and middle finger into his mouth to get them wet.
Beneath him, Luffy's eyes widened in consideration. "Actually, I think I HAVE heard that. Well damn." Law decided to use the moment of distraction to slip the two spit-slick fingers straight inside the heat he'd just been tongue-fucking a moment ago without warning or preamble, and God, the give around his fingers was just perfect. His lover of course, expressed his opinion audibly. "OH MY GOD- Oh my god, that's – you keep surprising me, though, Torao, you gotta-" Law began to move the digits, dragging them purposefully in and out of the tight passage and chuckling to himself when the smaller captain's word were cut off into a howl – before he immediately started rambling again. "FUCKING SHIT Torao you goddamned son of a bitch, why does this feel so good? I mean, I knew people had sex this way but I didn't think that – oh, don't stop, fuuuuck!"
His words, loud and uninhibited and so unabashedly Luffy in nature, were somewhere in between charming and dangerously erotic. With careful precision Law flicked his fingers, the very tips of his flat fingernails brushing teasingly against Luffy's prostate without making enough contact to properly stimulate it yet. For now it was terribly enjoyable just to watch the way every time Law glanced against that spot Luffy's eyebrows would draw together in a twitch, his breath hitching enough to make him stutter a bit as he spoke, beautiful nonsense falling out of his lips until Law leaned forward again to suck them into a kiss.
Law, of course, had more than enough experience to have long mastered the art of fingerbanging someone into mindlessness without needing to look at what he was doing, but it still occurred to him that the kiss may not have been the greatest idea just based on the fact that it was impolite after going ass-to-mouth not forty seconds before. He could have at least like, had a sip of water probably, but Luffy seemed to not care in the slightest instead sloppily jamming his own tongue into Law's mouth to return the kiss. The last hints of breakfast were gone from Luffy's mouth, he noticed, leaving behind instead the salty-bitter tang of of his own precome because the last thing that had been in Luffy's mouth was his own cock. Fucking shit, Law was so hard right now. Luffy felt so good around his fingers, shuddering beautifully while Law played with him, and he could already imagine how it would feel to replace those fingers with his dick and finally slide inside...
And really, it occurred to him, what was stopping him? Luffy certainly didn't need to be prepared – a fact that had long plagued Law with fantasies of pulling his lover into dark corners and fucking him dirty and fast only a closed door away from Luffy's precious nakama. He didn't need to worry about Luffy not enjoying it, either – every thrust of his fingers produced a delightfully sinful reaction, a gasp or a twitch or a moan or a tug on Law's hair because Luffy seemed to grab a fistful of it at the first given opportunity. Yeah, Luffy was definitely having a good time, and while a part of Law wanted to stop teasingly avoiding contact with Luffy's prostate and jam his fingers in there hard enough to watch Luffy come all over himself, Law also had no idea if Luffy had any kind of refractory period or what and did not really want to find out that getting Luffy hard a second time was a no-go while his own dick shriveled and fell off from blue-balls. He just. He just wanted to finally fuck his boyfriend, Goddamn it. They'd have time for long drawn-out foreplay later. Later today even, if Law had any choice in the matter.
"Luffy-ya," he broke the kiss to whisper against those lips. The smaller captain opened his eyes but took a few seconds to really see Law, gaze glassy and unfocused as Law slowed the movements of his fingers to a more gentle caress. "Luffy-ya can I fuck you now?"
"You already are fucking me," Luffy responded coyly, and Law supposed he couldn't technically argue that one.
"You know what I mean," Law said shortly, nipping at the rubbery skin of Luffy's jawline.
Luffy reached a hand out to stroke Law's dick. "Yeah, I do," he agreed with a grin, and then, because he was an irredeemable little shit, pouted over-exaggeratedly and keened out "Stick that fat cock into me, baby."
A small fraction of Law was turned on by the words, but the rest of him rolled his eyes and shoved Luffy's face into the pillow. "Don't just repeat weird dirty talk you've overheard from strangers!" Luffy burst out laughing under Law's hand, because, as mentioned, he was kind of a shitstain. Law stood up to grab the lube from the table by his bed.
"Hey, Mezibelle was the most popular of Mount Corbo's three prostitutes, I only learned form the best!" Luffy said back in between giggles.
"That's it I'm not turned on anymore, we're done having sex." Luffy just laughed harder and reached a rubber arm out to pull Law back on top of him on the bed, drawing him into another kiss. Well, he'd said he liked a partner who could laugh during sex, he supposed. God damn Luffy.
Law broke the kiss to position them more comfortably, leaning back a little so he could pull Luffy's hips into his own lap while he slicked himself up. Which left him a perfect and tantalizing view of his lover, naked and flushed red and smiling at Law and. God damn, Luffy. And people kept saying how they couldn't even compute 'Luffy' with 'sex' in the same sentence? The idea was ridiculous. Could they really not see what Law did?
Well. Of course they couldn't. Because no one else had ever seen Luffy like this, not even to the slightest degree. Never even seen the innocently cute faces he made when Law kissed him or held his hand, so how could they conceive of how he looked right now, excited and eager and spreading his legs to make room for Law before wrapping them around his lower back? Law licked his lips, and something about that train of thought aroused the same part of him that had lead Law to become a pirate in the first place; there was a treasure laid out before him, one that no one else in the world could taste or touch or smell or see, and Law... Law was greedy for it.
He might have drawn the moment out to enjoy it even longer, but the thing about that was the other person in this bed was still very much Luffy, who was currently grabbing Law's shoulder and and teasing "Come on, Torao, I thought you said you wanted to fuck me?"
God, he was in love with this little asshole. Law slid inside with a single roll of his hips. Both of them cursed. "Shit, that's- that's bigger than your fingers, that feels..." Luffy's eyes were closed again, and his hips were twitching back against Law's like he was trying to take more of of his cock in where he was already fully seated, and he was so fucking hot inside. Hot and tight without being painful, just the perfect amount of wet pressure and nothing and no one had ever felt so... "Good. Feels good, Torao."
Bit of of understatement, Law thought to himself a little wryly as he drew his hips back. Slowly, he started to move in a gentle roll, rocking slowly into Luffy like waves moving a ship, watching the expression on his face as Luffy let his eyes fall closed and his fingers curl into the flesh of Law's shoulder. "God, Toaro, this is." He bit his lip for a moment, holding in a sigh to breath it out of his nose in a huff that managed to make his whole body shudder deliciously against Law's. "A really good idea, is what you had here." His breathing was getting heavier, and Law wasn't sure if the pounding heartbeat in his ears was his own or Luffy's or both. "I like how deep you feel."
"Fucking hell, Luffy," Law cursed in a voice so low he barely recognized it as his own. They'd have time for slow later, he promised himself as he started to thrust into Luffy a little harder, gradually increasing the force of his hips and trying not to lose himself in the obscene delight of sex. Fuck, Luffy's ass felt so good around his cock, and come to think of it hadn't it been more than a year and a half since he'd had fucked someone? How had he not missed it it all?
Because it hadn't been Luffy until now, that was why. None of the sex Law had ever had before had been so indescribably intimate, for all the fun it had been at the time. He hadn't missed it because it hadn't been this; Luffy underneath him, rolling his own hips back into every movement in a desperate haphazard rhythm, panting audibly now and still muttering mindless curses and praise in a voice that had gone just a little high-pitched. Well, shit – he certainly wasn't gonna be able to live so easily without it now, was he? He was never going to be able to keep his hands to himself after this, would be waking Luffy up with his tongue and bending him over every surface of both their ships...
Luffy's eyes opened again, looking straight into Law's as he reached his other arm out to loop around his neck, fingers winding sharply into the hairs on the back of Law's head. So grabby, the surgeon thought to himself affectionately, and reached down a steadying hand on Luffy's hip so he could shift the angle of his own and drawing out to pause. "You should scream for me," he told Luffy with a smile, and shoved his cock back in hard, right into Luffy's prostate.
He did, beautifully so. "Fuck, Law! LAW!" Luffy cried out, his grip on Law's hair and arm now painful. Law barely noticed, not when everything about this was so fucking perfect, just continuing to pound into that spot to tear as many of those raw shouts from his lover's throat as possible.
"Luffy," Law groaned out in between breaths. Luffy, Luffy, Luffy. The most difficult and outrageous and incredible person Law had ever met in his life, and he was in Law's bed wrapped around his cock and screaming his name. There was a part of Law that couldn't believe this was real, but more than that... More than that, it was like he finally could believe it was real. Since the moment Law met him Luffy had been this incredible force of nature, drawing Law in like being sucked into a whirlpool. He was larger than life, and even when Law held him in his arms there was a part of him that felt like Luffy was was going to wander off on another whim and forget about him, leave Law broken and pitiful in want of him. And he didn't know why it was only right now that he finally felt like... Like Luffy was really his. Luffy was real and human and for some reason had the poor judgment to fall in love with Law of all people, wanted them to spend the rest of their short disastrous lives together, and Law loved him so fucking much.
He sped up the movements of his hips, letting go a little and losing himself in the slick-hot wrap of Luffy's ass as the passage made room for Law's cock on every thrust. Luffy moaned in that sexy too-high voice again, his own hips losing their rhythm against Law's as he finally relaxed into the thrusts, locking his legs more firmly around Law's body to hold on and ride out the ear-frantic pace Law had set. The bed had started to rattle against the wall in an angry staccato, probably had been for a while if Law had been listening for it, and Law couldn't decide if he loved how filthy it sounded or hated it for nearly drowning out the music of Luffy's voice as he panted and cried out for Law.
"Fuck, I'm-" Luffy started, his voice breaking with every jolt of his body as Law fucked into him. "Law, I think-" His whole body was tensing up, fingers clawing into Law's skin hard enough that'd he'd probably be wearing stubby bruises on the back of his neck by tonight. Match the new ones he was leaving on Luffy's hip, anyway. "I think I'm gonna..."
Law knew what he meant. Both from context, and because he himself was awfully close to losing his last shred of control and come into Luffy's ass before he'd even finished him off first, which was too rude even for Law. He used the hand planted on the bed to raise himself up off of Luffy's body just a few inches, enough space to move the hand he'd had on Luffy's hip and use it to fondle and grope at Luffy's rubbery dick.
His eyes shot open, the gasped out words "F'rgot 'bout-" cut off into a mindless scream as Luffy came all over Law's hand, the stickiness of come between their bodies unnoticed in favor of the way his body was was wracked with shudders and his ass throbbed, clenching around Law's cock. So goddamned beautiful.
The last thought coherent in Law's head was something like 'Well that went better than I'd even planned.' After that there was nothing but the hot swampy madness of the last few moments of sex, ramming his cock into Luffy as he whined and went slack in Law's arms, twitching and shaking a little through every thrust. And then Luffy used the grip he still had on Law's neck to draw him down into a kiss, licking into Law's mouth and sucking a little on his tongue and that was all it took for Law to be gone. He came hard inside Luffy, cock stuffed in as far as he could reach as he shot off, hips stuttering and rolling to drag out the last seconds of pleasure as he filled the tight space with his come.
When it was over, neither of them moved. Just stayed wrapped in their filthy embrace, panting and listening to each other's exaggerated heartbeats as they lied together and caught their breath.
"Well," Luffy said after a while, pushing Law off to roll them both to the side before settling into a cuddle. "That was a good time. Thanks, Torao," he patted Law's chest, right over his heart before settling his head there, and Law wrapped his arms around him to hold Luffy close. "Is it, uh... Is sex usually so... intense?"
Law couldn't help but laugh. "Not in my experience, actually. That one was definitely something new." They lied together for a while, enjoying the intimacy of afterglow until Luffy finally yawned. "Take a nap and do it again?" Law offered.
"Fuck yeah," Luffy agreed, and closed his eyes to fall asleep.
They were gonna be gross as fuck when they woke up, though.
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"It's perfectly normal for human couples to engage in sex," Chopper argued. "You can't fault them for their nature!"
"Yeah, no." Zoro disagreed. "I'm definitely gonna cut his dick off."
The rest of the Straw Hat crew all muttered amongst themselves, bickering loudly. "No shame whatsoever! We could hear them form THE NEXT SHIP OVER! He deserves to be castrated just for subjecting us to that horror!" Nami spat, arms crossed.
Brook waved his hands, bone fingers rattling. "Come on now, they're young and in love! How can you possibly want to stand in the way of their joy?"
"Very easily," Sanji flicked at his cigarette. "Their sex life has ruined TWO of my days now. And more importantly, He FUCKED. OUR CAPTAIN."
"Didn't even have the courtesy to give him a ring first." Franky agreed.
"Come on now, we all know how this works. If we can't agree unanimously we take a vote, right?" Robin said, tossing her hair behind her shoulder. "All in favor of gelding dear Torao raise a hand, all opposed cross your arms.
As expected, Nami, Zoro, Sanji and Franky all raised their hands. Robin, Brook and Chopper crossed theirs over their chests, and everyone turned to Usopp who still had his hands on his hips while he thought about it.
"Usopp!" Nami snapped in a scalding tone.
"Well.." Usopp waffled, rubbing at his chin. "As much as I didn't LIKE it, I mean... Brook does have a point." He crossed his arms over his chest decisively. "I can't do it, man."
The others all groaned, dropping their hands and shooting dirty looks at their sniper. They all knew who'd won – the unspoken rule of the Strawhat crew? Tie-breaker goes to whatever side Nico Robin is on. The bitch just... tended to be right about everything.
"Fine," Zoro grunted. "Vote to scare the shit out of him and throw him into the ocean?"
This one WAS unanimous.
Chopper sighed, having only raised his hand to agree because he didn't wanna be the only one arguing. Humans were so weird about their mating habits.
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AN: BAM, I ACTUALLY DID IT. AT SOME POINT EVEN I DIDN'T THINK I WOULD. Also? I just went back and read chapter one... Oh man. It's not even GOOD. Why are you people still here? I didn't even realize I was taking this fic seriously til like, chapter three. Thank god you people kept reading haha.