Chapter 14

In their new rocket car, the Eds were getting closer and closer to Paris. Eddy was currently driving the rocket car while Double d was doing research on the laptop, trying to locate the prison where Sly, Bentley, and Murray were held at. And Ed…he was just being Ed. The three were very excited to be going back to Paris.

"We'll finally be reunited with our only friends!" Double d said.

"Yup, and with them, we can scam every kid in the cul-de-sac, and we can have piles of jawbreakers!" Eddy said.

"EDDY!" Double d scolded. "I'm beginning to think you only want to use them!"

"No! It's just a bonus! Seesh!" Eddy grumbled and walked away.

"Hey Eddy!" Ed spoke.

"Not now mono-brow." Eddy said. "I'm taking a nap; wake me when we get there."

"Double d, why is Eddy so mad?" Ed asked.

"He's just tired and frustrated." Double d answered.

"His temper is short, just like him." Ed said.

"WHAT?"

Ed heard Eddy all the way from the bathroom. Eddy kicked open the bathroom door with toilet paper still on his foot.

"I AM NOT SHORT!" Eddy yelled in Ed's face. "AND I DO NOT HAVE A SHORT TEMPER!"

"Yes you do." Ed said.

"Oh yeah? Prove it!" Eddy yelled.

"The mood lighting is red." Ed said.

Double d couldn't help but giggle. That was the first time anyone had been outsmarted by Ed.

Eddy's face turned redder than the mood lighting. "WHY YOU LITTLE…ARRRRGH!" Eddy yelled as he began to chase Ed around the rocket car.

"Ha ha ha."

"Get back here you pathetic excuse for a lump!"

Eddy chased Ed for about half an hour until they finally settled down; and then he hit Ed with a spare pipe.

"Now that you two are done fooling around, listen. We only have about 6 hours until we arrive in Paris. I managed to locate the prison. But we still need to figure out a plan to get the cooper gang out of there. And it won't be easy, they're being held in a maximum security prison. So we need to think of something, and fast. Like I said, we only have g hours left." Double d explained.

"Well, you heard him lumpy, let's get crackin'" Eddy said.

"I'll set the navigation for our rocket car and put it on auto pilot. " Double d said.

The three then got ready to make plans for escape.

Mean while, back in Paris, it was lunch time.

"Aren't we lucky, today is hotdog day!" Murray exclaimed.

"Yippy." Bentley said to himself.

"Aw, cheer up you guys." Murray said.

"It's kinda hard to cheer up when you're in a maximum security prison." Bentley replied.

"Hey, at least we're not being bossed around by the grumpy bear." Sly said.

"Yeah, that meanie got spit on my face." Murray said.

"Big woop." A goat said to him as he walked by.

"What did he do to you?' Murray asked.

"Let's just say he touched me in places that he wishes he had." The goat said and then walked off.

"Wow, you guys, do you think that bear is…gay?" Bentley asked.

"I don't know bent, but I smell a prank!" Sly said as he snickered a sinister laugh. "Here's what we'll do." Sly said as he, Murray, and Bentley huddled together so no one else would hear.