Episode 13:
I Believed in You
-Fourth quarter-
Murasakibara: Whaaai, I don't really get Izuki's blabbering, but Kuro-chin finally passed Takao. Oi, Mine-chin, don't take my potato chips!
Aomine: Keh. Stingy.
…
Murasakibara: He just dunked over you, Mido-chin.
Midorima: Like how he meteor-jammed above your head, Murasakibara.
Aomine: And how he meteor-jammed above Akashi first thing into the game.
Midorima: … you shouldn't have said the last one.
SFX: -snip snip-
Everyone: 'I thought he was already back to his original self!'
…
Takao: Really? Only the Generation of Miracles could catch his pass? So, you've caught some of it, Shin-chan?
Midorima: Of course.
Takao: But how about your nails? Won't it destroy your carefully-and-borderline-obsessively-trimmed nails?
Midorima: ...
-Aomine and Momoi's first appearance-
Wakamatsu: … I really want to hit him right now.
Aomine: !
Murasakibara: Mine-chin, you're starting to sound like me. Somehow, it pisses me off...
Akashi: That's why Kuroko left you for another light because you're acting like a spoiled child.
Kuroko: -flat- Mou, don't remind me, Akashi-kun.
Everyone: … 'They're still at it!?'
-Shuutoku time out-
Takao: Don't worry, Shin-chan. Even if your shots are way too ridiculous, they are still inspiring. And not to mention heartbreaking. Hahahaha!
Midorima: …
…
Wen Liu: Generation of Miracles are like rare animals?
Fukui: Yeah, you could say that.
Murasakibara: Hm? Why are you staring at me, Liu-chin?
Wen Liu: … Rare animals indeed.
Murasakibara: ?
-Last three seconds-
Akashi: I knew that the moment they believed that they had already won, they had just jinxed themselves.
...
Kise: And I also believed in Kurokocchi who believed in Midorimacchi who believed in Kagamicchi!
Kasamatsu: Shut up, Kise! This isn't Teng**n Topp* Gure* Laga*!
Akashi: … 3 seconds was supposed to be long up while Midorima was delivering his very long winding speech.
Midorima: …
-Midorima under the rain-
Takao: Aww, Shin-chan is crying.
Midorima: I'm not!
-Aomine on the phone with Midorima-
Kise: Aominecchi, you're a tall, dark, and intimidating guy, and you sound scary and serious, but really, with a pink phone... a pink phone... -snickers- yeah, the pink phone completely ruined the image.
Aomine: Shut up, Kise!
-Ending song-
Akashi: This is the last time this will be played, right?
Midorima: Yeah.
Akashi: Good.
Kuroko: … you're just jealous I look taller in the ending.
Akashi: What was that, Kuroko?
Kuroko: … Nothing.
-Ending song special frame-
Momoi: I... I want a poster of Tetsu-kun like that!
-Preview-
Momoi: Kyaaah! Tetsu-kun sounds soooo cute!
Everyone: -sweatdrops-
-Last picture-
Takao: -"Glasses Man?" -snickers- Kuroko-kun, your tastes are good. But it would have been better if you found a shirt with "Tsundere Man" on it. Hahahaha!
Kise: Are? No one is commenting about them being close?
Midorima: What are you saying, Kise? Putting aside the fact that I'm straight, what you're suggesting is just not possible because our signs don't match.
Kuroko: ... Yes. Cancer and Aquarius don't mix well.
Kise: -sulks- so unfair.
Midorima: If you're jealous, just say so.
Kise: I am, but-
Everyone: -stares-
Kise: Oi, I don't mean it that way!