DRAKKEN AND SHEGO

House heard a noise overhead. He looked up but saw nothing, so he went back to playing his video game. He jumped as a small piece of ceiling tile crashed to the floor beside him. Something was going on. He thought about it for a moment, realized nothing good could be going on, and started to head for the door.

He was only a few feet away from the door when a large ceiling tile landed on the floor in front of him. He nearly fell over, and had to pull on his cane to keep him up. The ceiling tile was followed by a woman. She was dressed in some sort of black and green cat suit and had long black hair.

Normally House would enjoy a shapely woman falling out of the sky at his feet, but he had a feeling this wasn't a booty call. He was distracted by the fact that the woman was green; her skin was a strange pale green.

She totally ignored him, calling up into the hole. "Come on Dr. D. It's safe. I'll catch you." She then proceeded to move away from the hole, lean against a wall and file her nails. House backed away when he heard a creaking noise from above. Suddenly a large blue shape dropped quickly from the ceiling. It let out a cry of pain as it crashed to the floor.

House recognized the blue thing as a man. House couldn't believe his eyes. A green woman and a blue man were now standing in front of him. The green woman still filing her nails hadn't even looked up as the man crashed down. The man was now wiping dust off his blue outfit.

House studied him carefully. The man was huge, hulking. He had a light blue face, and a deep scar running down one side. His voice was surprisingly high pitched. "SHEGO!" He yelled in his cartoonish voice. "You said you would catch me." He was practically whining.

"Yeah, but I didn't say I'd do it now." Shego put away the nail file and surveyed the room. She caught sight of House trying to get out. She sprang up into the air and made a perfect landing right in front of him. "Where do you think your going?"

"I was going to get a refill on my Vicodin. Obviously someone replaced my last batch with some psychedelics. By the way, do you know you're green?" House really was starting to think he was on a bad trip.

"Yes I know I'm green. Did you know you're pasty?"

Dr. Drakken stood behind Shego, laughing and pointing at House. "You got served."

"Drakken, focus." Shego snapped. Then she started toward House, really slow. He was backing away from her. "We need your help." She said, trying to sound sweet, but failing miserably.

Drakken was still snickering. "Yeah, oh, this is my best plan yet, isn't it Shego?" He didn't wait for her to answer. "See, I am taking the minds of some of the greatest minds in the world. I am putting them all into my Mind Blower. It will blow your smarts onto my robot army." He was giggling giddily now. Obviously pleased with himself.

House looked on in stunned silence. He was backed into a corner now, and there really wasn't anything else for him to do. It wasn't like he could make much of a run for it.

Shego stopped and turned to Drakken. "Really Dr. D. Do you have to tell everyone your evil plan? What if he gets away? He'll go and tell Kim Possible, and then her and her little sidekick, and that rodent, will show up and ruin everything. Haven't you learned anything?"

Drakken stood looking at her like a scolded child. House half expected him to put his thumb in his mouth and start crying. But they were distracted. House could use this to his benefit. He tried making a run for the door. He ignored the pain. He doubted his leg hurt as much as having his brain sucked into some contraption.

Shego turned on him. Her hand blazed with green fire. Green fire? House shook his head. Was he seeing things? As if that weren't hard enough to accept, some sort of pink rodent just ran across his foot. Shego shot a green flame at the rodent. "Kim Possible is here. Quick, Dr. D." She kicked out the window, and jumped, Dr. Drakken following her. "I'll be baaaacckkk," he called out behind him. His voice vibrating as he tumbled down the side of the building.

Dr. Cuddy came in a few seconds later. She took a quick look at the room, and one long look at House. "What happened this time?" She said, looking forward to what crazy story he'd come up with this time.

"You might want to call the exterminator. We seem to have a rodent problem." He looked around wondering where the little pink rodent had gone to.

Cuddy shook her head and walked out.