A/N:
Starlll: (Checking his e-mails) You're kidding me, right?
Silicon: What?
Starlll: Not much, just that my Ikariam account went inactive- but I haven't played it in weeks, so it's really not much of a loss.
Silicon: Oh.
Starlll: So, did you see what I did to my sister's profile on the computer?
Silicon: No, what?
Starlll: Let me show you... (Logs into his sister's account)
Silicon: WOW!!
Starlll:
That's what she gets for hiding my DS. Though Pearson will probably
bug me for the next few days.
Silicon: Shouldn't you be working on Sci-Phy right now?
Starlll: Good idea-
Chip!
Chip the Cameraman: Yeah?
Starlll: Roll the
camera!
Chip: I already did.
Starlll: Okay... well, just to clear a few things up, I really can't beat super Mario 64 in under an hour- but I kinda' know how, and I really want to remind you all that this is a VIRTUAL GAME, some people seem to be forgetting that. Enjoy the chapter!
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Disclaimer: Why should I even put this here? I mean, 'oh yeah, I'm a 13-year-old kid who is a game-creator prodigy, and I made up all these fake names and stuck them in the credits, and now I'm writing stories about the games I created.' honestly!
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Note: Not one word inside the quotes above is the truth. So, all potential lawyers out there, don't even think about suing me. I'm good at getting the jury on my side.
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"P-jips!" Phy shouted.
"It's me.
As you can see."
"Wow. He really does rhyme while he talks." Haninator reacted.
"Are you a fan?
Well, I do have a good plan."
"Plan?" Asked Phy, rhyming with his 'old' friend. "What do you mean?
You have no plan... that I've seen."
"Ignorance is bliss,
but my plan, you don't want to miss.
I'm a bounty hunter,
and a first-rate stunter.
Those who don't know my name,
are very, very, very lame.
I can take down any criminal,
I'll hunt them through a urinal.
I made a fortune through bounty,
and got more from crime in the alley. (*Just to clear this up, P-jips means he gets paid, then fights more crime*)
When I finally will get a spot in the council, (*The council is a group of high-ranking bounty hunters*)
I'll say no, and spin away like I'm on an axle.
While all people look at me and stare...
well, I guess I'll work it out from there." P-jips finished.
"So, let me sum this up:
a. You are and elite bounty hunter.
b. when you get a spot on the council, you'll say no.
Then you'll have everybody in the game watching you, and you just enjoy being famous." Phy pointed out.
"Yeah, Phy.
Why?"
"Nothing, I just found a small error in your plan. Nothing big, though- you'll wing it." The three where running down the hall while they talked, looking for a way out.
"How big is this place?!" Phy asked.
"Why don't you ask him?" Haninator pointed out, gesturing to a guard. A red Pit to be exact.
"No way..." The guard whispered, looking at Phy.
"No way..." Phy whispered, looking at the Guard. "It's Uiod!"
"It's that mod-wannabe from two weeks ago!" Uiod yelled.
Phy started to run at him, but Haninator and P-jips pulled him away.
"Let's double-team him." She suggester.
Phy nodded. One-on-two was already pushing it, but one-on-three, the third being a bounty hunter, revered by nearly everyone? Uiod was cocky, but not stupid. Let me rephrase that- he was cocky, and stupid, but not an idiot.
"Two-on-one? Okay, with the noob over there, it'd be more like one-on-one. Let's go!" Uiod yelled.
"Wait!" Yelled Phy.
"Oh, what now?"
"I just realized, we don't have any money with us to bet on- we can't fight!"
"Well, as long as you don't have any cash, I guess you'll have to leave-" Uiod started.
"MAIL!! MAIL!!" A man with an annoying fake British accent called. "For miss/Mrs. Haninator!! Due to your capture of Wrath117 during the last chapter. Congratulations, dahlin', you just won three-thousand smash tokens!"
There was a moment of silence as the delivery person left.
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Fight: Haninator and Phy vs. Uiod-Part of the A team (Ch. 8)
Stage: Mario circuit
Items: All items on low.
Time/Stock: stock on two.
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The moment the narrating voice said 'GO!' Uiod shot Haninator with an arrow, then Phy. This, needless to say, did more damage than usual, because, 1) he spent several thousand smash tokens upgrading his attacks, and 2) He used a hack to be thrice as powerful.
Uiod couldn't use a one-hit KO or invincibility hack because Super Smash Bros. Enterprise managed to erase all hacks of that sort from the game.
Haninator shot one of her own arrows at him, which he didn't even try to dodge, and then Phy shot a PK fire. Uiod used his down-b attack, raising his reflecting shield. The spark shot off and blasted Phy, cooking him like a piece of burnt, roasted, hot dog that my step-dad cooked.
While his shield was still up on the other side, Haninator blew him away with a small bomb made by Barnes bombs. Barnes bombs! When you want something to blow up, feel free to show up! (I was paid to say that!)
"What the heck was that!?" He yelled, in pain.
"What? I upgrade my bomb-attack more that usual." She explained.
Phy used the brief moment of silence to attack Uiod from behind, which he deflected with the knife-spinning attack.
Phy was thrown onto the top of the center platform of Mario circuit, at the worst possible time- the crowd of Shy Guys who are annoyingly shy, yet intent on winning, drove by.
"NO-O-O!!" Phy screamed, closing his eyes, waiting for roughly 15 seconds, then opened them. Haninator was throwing a series of bombs every which way, fending them off, along with Uiod- who was thrown off the stage- losing his first stock life.
Uiod used his brief invincibility to push Phy off the stage, then tried the same with Haninator, but she side-stepped to the left, then, as Uiod turned, side-stepped to the right, and threw her boomerang. When the boomerang came back, carrying Uiod, Haninator jumped away. The boomerang kept going past her, the red Pit stuck inside.
"Eat wind!" She yelled.
"That's physically impossible! Maybe you could drink the water vapors oxygen carries, but that wouldn't be easy." A voice that Phy recognized lectured.
"Phantomkirby!!" He called, joyfully.
"Hey! When they used a final smash hack, for some reason, my account wasn't glitched. Probably because I'm a robot, and don't have an actual account."
Phy launched another PK fire, which Uiod deflected with his shield.
"Why does this keep happening!?" He yelled, getting burned by his favorite attack again.
Haninator hit him in the back, shoving him away.
When Uiod turned around, Phy ran to attack, but he drew his reflecting shield again. However, Phy jumped at the last second, and launched a PK fire.
Then Uiod broke free and used a bomb-omb to blow him away.
"Okay, Haninator! It's up to you!" Phy yelled from the spectator platform.
"Don't worry. He's down to one stock, I still have two. I should be oka-" Uiod threw her off the stage, then flew over the Shy Guys, grabbing a floating heart.
"Is it too much to ask for you to just concentrate on the gorgeous guy in front of you?" The cocky angel asked.
"Why? Is there one?" She asked taunting him.
"I hate you."
"Yeah, I know."
Haninator flipped him up onto
the track, and Uiod was ran over by the karts. While he tried to
recover ground, the Harrison Ford fanatic hit him with a bomb.
"No!! You will never stop us! We can create new accounts with new e-mails! We shall win!" Uiod yelled while he lost his account.
Haninator did a taunt, knowing that she just beat an elite hacker.
Now to get back to Wario17. She thought.
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A/N
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Starlll: Before you ask, Haninator, yes you do gain the bounty on Uiod's head.
Silicon: Now back to the brawl!
Phy: Why do I always lose?
Silicon: How to put this gently...
Starlll: Because you STINK!!
ZenryokuKirby: I'M BACK IN THE STORY!!
Starlll: (Beats Phy) You are horrible at this game!
Silicon: Yeah!
Phy: Yeah, Gang up on the fat kid!
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The Review Corner!!
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Submitted by Haninator
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Wow! Epic! BOMBS! You saw 'Transformers Revenge of the Fallen'?!? *Has mini-fangirl attack*
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Pearson: Giant robots beating the tar out of each other, with some hot girl running in a tight shirt? (Sarcastically) How original. Personally, I thought the fighting was blurry, and the idea was old.
Starlll: Don't say that! I personally thought it was pretty cool. And am I the only one to notice that the Fallen (That's his name, right? I forget...) has blue and yellow stripe-thingamajigs on the sides of his heads?
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Ok. All good. I WOULD quote Solo to someone asking questions that could be dangerous to my health and mention 'Raiders' in the middle of a battle. Like I said before: you know me well.
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Starlll: (Shrugs) Go Harrison Ford.
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So I guess my nagging was finally productive, huh? So... how about another chappy? Hmm. I guess I should start thinkng of ideas for 'Valentine's Day', which needs an update tomorrow. It's sappy now, but angst and sorrow lie in the future of a central character.
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Pearson: I think it was my nagging. I have access to his mind 24/7. Even when he's sleeping. I can whisper 'write for fanfiction. Write for fanfiction' when he's dreaming. Though I don't-
Starlll: That was you!
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*Cackles evilly and kills it by coughing* STUPID DUSTY ROOM! Just kidding, I just really needed something to blame. I saw 'Crossing Over' today!! It also wouldn't be out of place for me to start singing 'New Divide', 'Numb', or 'What I've Done' in this fic. I do like Linkin Park, ya know. XD Speaking of Linkin Park, 'Valentine's Day' will be a songfic eventually. When it starts getting angsty. Big plans for a small fic. *Attempts the 'Harrison Ford smirk' and almost succeeds* TTYL. Hey, Samanthus quoted Solo again!
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Samanthus: I did not quote him. He's just a guy who talks a lot. And I say a lot of stuff he does.
Narrator: Coming soon: A war. A boy. A-
Starlll: This isn't His Name is Mudd2, Chip!
Chip: Sorry.