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AN: First off, I'd like to thank all of you who reviewed! Thanks a lot! You have no idea how happy that makes me! I always look foward to reading your reviews! Well, this chapter has not been editted by my girlfriend so I apologize early for any mistakes I make [ Oh, btw, I would like you all to know that it is UCHIMAKI, not UZUHIHA, yes I accidently made that mistake and I feel really really stupid for doing so. The reason I don't correct it is because I'm terrifed my reviews will be erased lol and I don't want to risk that, I hope you don't mind it much. Anyway! Here's the next chapter, thanks again!
One month later...
Naruto was sitting on a chair beside Sasuke's bed. They were currently at the doctors since Sasuke and Naruto wanted to know what gender they would be having.
Lately, Iruka had noticed Sasuke's stomach was really big. Naruto had joked that maybe they were going to have twins instead. Sasuke's mood swings were driving Naruto nuts. Kakashi would laugh at Naruto countless times for having to deal with it, and every time Iruka caught Kakashi laughing at Naruto, he was forced to sleep on the couch. Every time Kakashi slept on the couch, he would sigh and think, 'I knew that one day that was going to bite me in the ass...' At first, Naruto and Sasuke wanted to be surprised about what gender the child was going to be, but they decided against it and thus, Naruto and Sasuke at the doctor's, the doctor currently examining Sasuke's stomach.
They had gone through a few health examinations, checking out if Sasuke was okay and all. Now they were checking on the baby.
The doctor, whose name was Kazuki, a young red, short haired doctor, that was examining Sasuke hummed a bit. "Hmm..I'm feeling two strong heart beats..." He commented after a while.
Naruto froze in place, and Sasuke blinked, then thought, 'Oh, that's good. My baby's heartbeat and mine are strong.' Sasuke smirked. 'Which means he or she has more of the Uchiha blood then Naruto's, yes! That means he or she will come out more like me!' Sasuke looked questioningly at Naruto when he noticed Naruto's lack of a response.
"What's wrong, dobe?" he asked since Naruto seemed to be frozen with shock. Why was the dobe frozen like that? It's not like there was a reason to be shocked...was Naruto suspecting something, or what?
Naruto, after about a minute, found out that he was able to speak and move again, "Um...when you say two strong heartbeats...do you mean...?" Kazuki nodded, understanding that Naruto was implying, even though Sasuke was completely lost. "Ah...I see.." and that's all Naruto said before his vision went black and he fell to the floor with a 'thump'. Sasuke stared at Naruto's body on the floor for a moment, then looked at the doctor.
"My husband just fainted, and I seem to be missing something...mind explaining?" He raised a brow.
Kazuki slowly nodded. "Um, Uchimaki-san...you're going to have twins..." he said a bit hesitantly.
Sasuke froze. It took him a few moments for it to register what he had just heard. "Twins? You mean, as in, I'm having TWO kids, at ONCE?"
Again, Kazuki nodded. "Is there any other form?" he asked with a raised brow, thinking about it. "Was I lied to all these years...? No, no, I'm sure that's the only meaning of, well, having twins." he nodded in affirmative.
"Ah..I see..."
Kazuki watched as Sasuke fell backwards and onto the bed. Kazuki looked at Naruto, who was still on the floor, faint, and then Sasuke, laying on the bed, since he fainted as well. Kazuki placed his hands in his pockets, swayed forward and backwards, stopped, and let out a low, long whistle.
"So..." he said out loud to no one in particular. "What do I do now?" He shrugged and decided to take his lunch break early.
When Kazuki came back, he saw Sasuke and Naruto were coming around. He swallowed a banana piece in his mouth before speaking. "So, you're awake?" he asked casually to whoever woke up first.
Naruto sat up groggily and shook his head. "W-wha? What happened?" He looked at Kazuki, confused, hoping the man knew why Naruto had been on the floor.
Kazuki took another bite of his banana. "You fainted." He said simply.
Naruto blinked. "Oh...I did? Why?"
Sasuke, after coming around, sat up and answered for Kazuki. "Because we're having twins, baka.."
Kazuki held out a finger quickly in front of him. "Don't you dare faint again." He warned. He hated it when people fainted. Just seeing someone lie on the floor like it was just, ugh! You didn't know they were dead or alive unless you saw the rise and fall of their chest. It was annoying. Or check their pulse, that too, was annoying.
Naruto nodded. "Right, right.." Naruto sat there for a moment, and then shot up. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE HAVING TWINS?!?!?!" Naruto shouted, looking at Kazuki.
Kazuki threw out the banana. "I mean, you're having two kids." Kazuki sighed. How many times did he have to say it? Asking the same question wasn't going to change the fact.
"TWO KIDS?! WE DIDN'T ORDER TWO KIDS, OKAY?! WE JUST WANTED—...KYUUBI!!!!!!!"
'Ow! What, kit?' Kyuubi asked, obviously not too thrilled at being yelled at so loudly.
"WE'RE HAVING TWINS!" Naruto continued to shout, not bothering to talk with Kyuubi mentally. Kazuki gave Sasuke a strange glance, wondering if his husband possibly could have lost it, but Sasuke just shook his head and said,
"Ignore it. Check my kids? I want to know what gender they are.."
'Ah, yeah, I heard about that. Congratulations.'
"CONGRATULATIONS?! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! DIDN'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS?!?!"
Kyuubi didn't respond right away. 'What the hell do I have to do with this? How am I suppose to be control of that?! I'm just as surprised! You two were the ones in the bedroom that fucked like bunnies! I have nothing to do with this!'
Naruto blushed and grumbled. "Okay, okay...if you say so, but-!"
"Naruto!"
Startled by Sasuke's shout, Naruto jumped and whipped around to look at Sasuke with wide eyes. Sasuke kept his eyes narrowed at Naruto, and then he smirked.
"We're having a boy..and a girl..".
Naruto's eyes widened in shock. Then slowly, he smiled, which then turned into a full out grin. He jumped and punched the air. "WHOOHOO! I'M GONNA HAVE TWINS! A BOY AND GIRL! WHOOT!" He ran, grabbed Kazuki by the hands, and began to twirl him around.
Kazuki's eyes widened as he was spun around while Naruto danced happily. "Um, sir, Naruto-sama, is this necessary?!" he asked while he was lifted from the ground and spun around in a circle. Naruto didn't hear him; he was busy shouting out 'I'm gonna be a dad of twins! Twins! Me and Sasuke are having twins!'.
Sasuke watched, amused and happy. He looked at the scanner that showed his and Naruto's twins. He was glad that Naruto was happy about it, he thought that Naruto might have been upset about it. He let Naruto spin Kazuki around in joy for a little while long, but when Sasuke noticed Kazuki was looking a bit sick, Sasuke chuckled and took pity.
"Naru-kun! Put the man down already!" Sasuke commanded.
Naruto immediately put the man down. He never went against what Sasuke commanded when he was pregnant. Never. Naruto looked at Kazuki who was sort of slump in his hands, looking dizzy and sick. Naruto sweatdropped and laughed a bit nervously.
"Ah, sorry about that..." Naruto apologized to the doctor. "I just got excited..."
Kazuki raised a hand. "No...it's fine...I really shouldn't have had an early lunch break, that's all..." he held his stomach. 'Oh god do I feel sick... but I can't exactly blame myself...how was I suppose to know this man would switch moods and be so thrilled that he would twirl me ar–okay, don't think about that. I'm feeling so much worse. Damn it, where's the bathroom again...?'
Naruto grinned. "So a boy and a girl! I can't wait to tell Otousan and Kakashi!" he ran and hugged Sasuke. "This is so great Sasu-chan!" Naruto cried.
Sasuke smirked. "Yes it is. Okay, you're squeezing me. Let go."
Naruto pouted and pulled away. "Way to ruin the mood, Sasu-chan!" Naruto playfully faked hurt.
Sasuke rolled his eyes and hopped off the bed he was sitting on. He wobbled a bit, and then caught Naruto's hand to keep his balance. Naruto smiled and waved at Kazuki.
"Bye! Thanks for everything, Kazuki-san!" Naruto said enthusiastically, while Sasuke just grunted his thanks.
Kazuki, still feeling sick, just waved. "No problem, bye Uchimaki-sans." Kazuki sighed as they left the room. Kazuki shook his head, then, ran to the bathroom.
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK
KNOCK, KNOCK–
"I'M COMING ALREADY!" Came a shout from behind the door that was currently being knocked on. Well, more like banged.
The door opened, revealing a tired looking Iruka, with his hair loose since he was too lazy to find his hair tie, and a shirt that looked a little too big for him since it was sliding a bit down on the right side of his shoulder. He had no dog ears nor tail. Yawning, he blinked and saw an eager Naruto and a smiling Sasuke in front of him.
"Hi, what's the–" He was cut off when he was suddenly tackled and spun around.
"I'm gonna be a father of twins! Twins Otousan! Twins!" Naruto cried, hugging Iruka tightly.
Sasuke walked into the home and smiled apologetically. "Sorry about that, we thought you'd be awake."
Iruka, still being hugged tightly by Naruto, looked at Sasuke as best as he could. "It's Saturday. It's 7 am. I live with Kakashi. Do you really think I'd be up by this time?" Iruka asked, but then what Naruto was shouting finally sunk in.
"Wait, you're having TWINS?!" Iruka asked in complete shock, whipping his head around to look back at Naruto.
Naruto nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah! A boy and a girl!" He placed Iruka down and released him from his tight embrace.
"Oh? You're having fraternal twins? Congratulations, Naruto-kun! You too, Sasuke-kun!" He grinned excidetly.
Sasuke grunted and looked around the room. "Where's Kakashi?" He asked, noticing it was very quiet. With Naruto's pouncing energy and loud shouts, it could awaken anyone within a 30 mile radius.
Iruka rolled his eyes. "I swear the man sleeps like a bear. He's still in bed."
Naruto gapped. "How is that possible? I've been screaming at the top of my lungs!" Naruto stated in awe, still shouting at the top of his lungs.
"Which is loud enough to wake up the whole village, Naruto-kun." Kakashi said as he walked lazily into the livingroom. He wore a tight blue shirt since he couldn't find his shirt–ah, Iruka was wearing it–and loose, black sweats. He was maskless since Naruto and Sasuke had seen him without it before. He walked to Iruka and wrapped his arm around Iruka's waist. "What is this about?" He asked in a drawled voice, obviously showing he was still tired.
Naruto grinned brightly, and Sasuke answered for Naruto. He wanted to say it too, Naruto had his share shouting it around the village. "We're having twins."
Kakashi's eyes widened. "There's gonna two mini yous?" he sighed and shook his head. "There goes Konoha.." He smirked, then grunted when Iruka elbowed him in the stomach and glared at him.
Sasuke huffed. "You're just jealous." He smirked. That made Kakashi freeze. Was he?
Iruka smiled and started discussing about the twins with Naruto and Sasuke. Kakashi kind of shut them out and began to think.
'Am I jealous? No, I'm not... at all. I'm actually happy for them, extremely happy. Why do I feel like I'm missing something? I have my Iruka, which is all I need. A child? Would I want a child? With Iruka...yes...but... for now, I think I'm more then happy with just having Iruka. That scroll can wait.'
"...Misaki and Akemi? Those are great names for the twins." Iruka said with a smile.
"Yeah!" Naruto agreed. "Sasu-chan thought of our daughter's name."
Sasuke shook his head. "Yeah, and surprisingly, Naruto thought of a good name for our son..."
Naruto looked hurt. "Hey! What's that suppose to mean?!" He playfully pouted.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes at Naruto. "You were going to name our son Naruto Jr." He said in a deadpan tone.
Naruto paused. "...Would you have preferred Sasuke Jr.?" Naruto asked seriously, yet innocently.
Sasuke stared at Naruto for a good moment. '...He isn't kidding.' Sasuke thought before sighing. "Dobe.." He muttered.
Naruto grinned. "Your dobe."
Sasuke blushed and looked at Iruka. "So, um, yeah...that's the big news." Naruto grinned, knowing that Sasuke was pretending to ignore him. He let it go. Kakashi shook himself out of his thoughts, and nodded.
"Well that's great news. Now, it's 7 in the morning. Go away." Kakashi began to shoo them away.
Iruka chuckled and waved apologetically at Naruto for Kakashi's rudeness. Naruto laughed and shrugged it off. "Yeah, it is kind of early. Sorry, I just couldn't hold in my excitement." Naruto apologized with a smile.
Sasuke started to head for the door. "Really dobe? We couldn't tell." Sasuke muttered sarcastically and a bit moodily.
Kakashi, Iruka, nor Naruto moved. Iruka looked hesitantly at Naruto. "Ah...is that mood swing or was he really being sarcastic?" Iruka whispered to Naruto.
Naruto stood frozen in place, muscles tensed. "I...I don't know. And honestly, I am scared to find out. So uh, I'll be leaving now...bye Otousan, later Kakashi!" Naruto ran to stand beside Sasuke and followed him out. Kakashi sighed and shook his head in pity, closing the door behind them.
Kakashi leaned back against the door and smirked playfully. "I almost feel bad for him."
Iruka snorted and headed back towards the bathroom. "Almost?"
Kakashi nodded. "Almost." He confirmed, then raised a brow and followed Iruka. "And where do you think you're going?"
Iruka stopped walking and looked at Kakashi with confusion. "Um, the bathroom to start my day?" What else was he going to do?
Kakashi chuckled at his cute dolphin and wrapped his arms around Iruka's waist. "No, you're not. You are going back to bed, and going back to sleep with me." Kakashi told Iruka, leading him towards the bed.
"Sleep? You think that after that shock I can sleep again?!" Iruka protested, struggling against Kakashi's hold.
"What shock? That Naruto and Sasuke are having twins? It's more of a surprise...but..." Kakashi grinned, tightening his hold on Iruka and leading him to the bed, "I can make you tired again..." he whispered suggestively into Iruka's ear. Iruka blushed and narrowed his eyes at Kakashi.
"Uh huh..." Iruka said in disbelief.
Kakashi smirked. "Koi?" Kakashi called in a low voice.
"Yes?" Iruka asked as he was laid on the bed and Kakashi was on top of him.
Kakashi smiled and asked innocently, "Could you bring back your tail and ears? I'm starting to miss them..."
Iruka stared at Kakashi. Shaking his head, he sighed. Kakashi was really fond of those animal features Iruka contained. It didn't bother Iruka, he had months to get used to them. Also, it was fun to use to tease Kakashi with. That was a plus. He was glad he didn't have those side effects anymore. Kakashi throwing a ball or throwing a newspaper for Iruka to fetch was getting old. And he liked cats. He hated glaring at them. It made him feel sad.
Iruka removed himself from Kakashi's tight hold and preformed some handseals, and then slowly, brown ears grew on Iruka's head, and a brown, fluffy tail appeared in view. Kakashi smiled and nuzzled Iruka's neck. He kissed Iruka's neck and whispered, "Thanks, koi."
Iruka grunted. "How could you miss them? I got rid of them only 2 days ago." He had his eyes narrowed at Kakashi.
Kakashi licked Iruka's neck, then trailed kisses from his neck, up to his chin, and finally claimed Iruka's lips, ignoring Iruka's question. Iruka responded, wrapping his arms around Kakashi's neck, and his tail around Kakashi's waist. Kakashi growled approvingly and deepened the kiss by slipping his tongue past
Iruka's lips. Iruka moaned in pleasure and melted as Kakashi took over the kiss and wrapped his arms around his Chuunin.
After a while, Kakashi pulled away. He smirked down at the slightly breathless Iruka below him, while catching his own breath. Iruka pouted, and Kakashi tilted his head questioningly.
"What? Kakashi asked curiously.
"You ignored my question..." He whined quietly, pouting more.
Kakashi barked with laughter and kissed Iruka eagerly but quickly. "You're so cute!" Kakashi said happily.
Iruka blushed and glared at Kakashi. "That still isn't answering my question, Kashi." Iruka reminded.
Kakashi smirked at Iruka. "I know." he said before capturing Iruka's lips into another kiss. He pulled away only slightly, just enough to say, "I don't want to answer because I don't care about that, I rather kiss you to the point that you forget your own name." Kakashi grinned. "Or, do some other things to only scream out mine." And with that, Kakashi resumed kissing Iruka. Iruka smiled and kissed Kakashi back. He hugged Kakashi tighter to him. He didn't really care that Kakashi didn't answer his question. The pout was really because Kakashi pulled away from the kiss, but he didn't mind this response.
Naruto followed closely beside Sasuke. They have been quiet during the walk, save for Naruto shouting he was having twins to everyone in the village. Sure, some were cranky that they were woken up early on a Saturday, but the news was touching, and at the same time, frightening. Naruto shouting out at the top of lungs kind of reminded them of when Naruto and Sasuke were younger... they shuddered, but thought they could somehow deal with it. They smiled and waved off as Naruto jumped happily and Sasuke kind of wobbled.
As they walked, Naruto was a bit tense. Sasuke hadn't said anything ever since they left the apartment of Kakashi and Iruka. Sasuke, noticing Naruto's tense body, smirked and slipped his hand into Naruto's. Naruto quietly sighed of relief and smiled. He entwined his fingers with Sasuke's, smiling at the raven haired shinobi.
"So, Sasu-chan... You're okay with having two kids?" Naruto asked, not meeting Sasuke's eyes but looking ahead. And then, after an afterthought, "At the same time?"
Sasuke smirked. "Yeah, I'm okay with it... I'm happy we're having twins actually." Sasuke said with a light voice.
Naruto's eyes widened and this time he looked at Sasuke. "Really?!" He asked happily.
Sasuke raised a brow at Naruto, frowning slightly. "Why wouldn't I be? You act as if I'm upset about it or something. We're having a boy and a girl. What we wanted. I'm content."
Naruto sweatdropped at the comment and gave a lopsided smile. "You sure have a funny way of showing it, Sasu-chan."
Sasuke snorted and shrugged. "I wonder how we're getting twins though..."
Naruto looked thoughtful. "Your desire to restore your clan?" When he looked at Sasuke, he saw Sasuke was glaring at him. "What! It's true! You always said your desire was to restore your clan! Well, maybe you told yourself that for so many years that it led to you getting twins!"
Sasuke sighed. "That doesn't even make sense, dobe! I wasn't even suppose to get pregnant!"
Naruto grinned. "Yeah, well, it could be a possibility." Naruto pointed out.
"Or," Sasuke started in a stern voice. "The scroll could have had something to do with it.." Sasuke also pointed out.
Naruto frowned and shook his head. "No...no, it couldn't have been the scroll. All it did was enable you to get pregnant...so, no, it wasn't the scroll." Naruto reasoned out. He had read the scroll several times after he had found out it made Sasuke pregnant. Kyuubi even translated everything and read it to him, just to triple check that Naruto read correctly. So he was positive that it wasn't the scroll's fault.
'Must've just been your hormones.'
'Funny Kyuu.'
Kyuubi snickered.
Sasuke sighed. "Either way, we're having twins. Nothing we can do about it now."
Naruto nodded, then was tackled by something that was extremely pink. Naruto blinked and looked down at Sakura, who was hugging him tightly. She squealed, then said,
"I'm so happy for you! Twins?! That's so great! Isn't that great Neji?" Sakura asked, looking behind her to smile at Neji. Neji, who had been beside Sakura before, nodded. Neji turned to Sasuke.
"Congrats on the kids.." Neji said to Sasuke.
Sasuke nodded. "Thanks."
Sakura gently hugged Sasuke, being very careful with him. "This is so great! You two weren't expecting twins, were you?" She was grinning.
Sasuke shook his head. "No, it took us by surprise.." He admitted.
Sakura squealed again, and then looped her arm around Neji's. "So what are you having? Two boys, or two girls?" Sakura asked excitedly. She was thrilled about kids, especially since she and Neji were engaged. She wanted to have her own children. Neji, in his own way, showed that he was interested in this too.
Sasuke answered as Naruto went beside him and wrapped an arm around Sasuke's shoulders. "A boy and a girl."
"Really? That's great!" Sakura squealed happily. Naruto smiled and nodded in agreement.
"What about you and Neji? Any plans for kids in the future?" Naruto asked conversationally.
And in response, he got two replies at the same time, but both saying something different.
"Not at all."
"Of course!"
Neji and Sakura looked at each other.
"Well, not yet,"
"Well, soon."
They narrowed their eyes at each other. Sasuke and Naruto exchanged glances. Sakura crossed her arms.
"I'm sorry Neji-kun...care to repeat that?" She asked with a raised brow.
Neji wrapped his arms around Sakura's waist and pulled her close. "That depends...care to repeat what you said?"
Slowly, Naruto and Sasuke began tiptoeing away...
"I want kids, Neji-kun." Sakura said as if he should have known that.
"I'm well aware of that, Sakura-chan." Neji retorted, stressing the end suffix the way she did.
"Well if you are, why aren't you thrilled or even a bit excited about the thought of it?" She narrowed her eyes.
Naruto and Sasuke were already walking further away.
"Because, Sakura, it's a little early to be thinking about kids..."
Sakura giggled. "Says who?" She asked sweetly.
"Me." Neji said automatically.
Sakura playfully rolled her eyes. "As if your opinion matters." She winked at him.
Neji growled. "It ALWAYS matters. Right, Naruto?" No response. He blinked, then sighed. "They're gone, aren't they?"
Sakura looked where Naruto and Sasuke once stood, and sighed. "Yep...oh well. Come one." She removed herself from Neji's grip and grabbed his hand. "I'm hungry. You're paying for breakfast."
Neji sighed and muttered, "No surprise there..."
Naruto grinned happily as he and Sasuke entered their home. It was still early, Naruto didn't have to go to work until 9, and Sasuke was just going to stay home and rest. He's been tired lately, and the news about the twins was just a bit much. Naruto smiled and hopped onto the bed and sighed happily. Sasuke soon joined him, not really in the mood to cook breakfast or anything. He smirked. He could get Naruto to do that for him. Sasuke curled against Naruto, who wrapped an arm around Sasuke in return.
"Naru-kun?"
Drowsily, Naruto murmured a "hmm?" in response. He didn't feel like talking. He enjoyed just laying beside his Sasu-chan and getting ready to fall into a deep slumber.
"Do you think I'm fat?"
"..."
"Naru-kun?" Sasuke asked sweetly.
"..."
"Naruto." Sasuke's voice was stern.
"..."
"Naruto don't you even think about pretending to be asleep!" Sasuke growled. He heard a snore. Sasuke sighed. "Fine, be that way..." he grumbled, but fell asleep none-the-less.
Naruto smiled and snuggled closer to Sasuke. He did not want to answer that question because one: he was scared to. Two: You never, EVER, answer that question to someone who has random mood swings, and three: he didn't want to ruin the moment. Naruto inwardly chuckled. He knew, just because he avoided this time, didn't mean Sasuke wouldn't ask again... he'd just have to be more sly.
Twins. He was going to have twins. A boy and a girl. Akemi and Misaki. He smiled. He couldn't wait to have his kids! Which would be first? Akemi, or Misaki? He hoped Akemi would be first. Having an older brother is a nice feeling. He didn't really know what it was like to have an older sister. He didn't care either way, he just couldn't wait to have those kids...and he was glad Sasuke was happy and just as thrilled as he was. He was glad Sasuke was okay with having twins... Naruto sighed happily and soon fell asleep.
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"NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKER!!! THIS ALL YOUR FAULT! NEXT TIME YOU DO A JUTSU THAT YOU DON'T ANYTHING ABOUT ON YOURSELLLLLLLLLLLLLF!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke screamed as he lied on the bed, his face contorted in pain and covered in sweat. The doctors and nurses rushing him to a room as he continued to scream. Naruto was running right beside them, wincing whenever he heard Sasuke yell at him
"DAMNIT NARUTO!!!!!!!!! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU ARE SO DEAD! YOU HEAR ME?! DEAD!!!!!!! TWINS NARUTO! TWINS! I'M HAVING TWO KIDS COME OUT A FUCKING CERTAIN AREA! DOES THAT SOUND FUN TO YOU?!??!? WHY AREN'T YOU THE ONE PREGNANT?!?!?! HUH?!?! AHHHHHHHH!!! DOBBBBBBBEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Naruto stood frozen in place, fear shaking his body. He shuddered, then sighed. "My god I'm dead when he comes out.." he said in a low voice.
"NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRUUUUUUUTTTTTTOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"AHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto shouted as he jumped up, then landed loudly on the floor. He was panting and sweating, shock making his body shake with fear. Slowly, he relaxed, he took a deep breath and looked around. He was still in his bedroom. Naruto turned and sat up on the floor, breathing heavily. What? What was that...?
"Dobe, what are you doing on the floor?" Sasuke asked from the door to their bedroom. He leaned against the wall with his right shoulder and looked questioningly at Naruto. "You have to go to work in 20 minutes. Stop playing around and get ready." Sasuke ordered as he walked out of the room.
A dream. Oh god, it was a dream. Not a dream, a nightmare! Naruto's breathing finally slowed down to normal, he wiped off some of the sweat on his forehead. He took a deep, shuddering breath.
"Okay...okay, that was a dream, relax, It was a dream, okay, okay..." he sighed. "Nightmare. Scary nightmare, but just a nightmare.." He stood up and rubbed his head as he got ready to go to work. "Man he is scary when he's screaming..." Naruto shook his head to remove such frightening thoughts and focused on changing clothes. He walked into livingroom and smiled at Sasuke. Sasuke, not being able to resist, smiled back.
"Hey if you need for anything, don't–"
"Hesitate to call you, I know, I know, Hokage-sama." Sasuke said with a smirk on his face.
Naruto grinned and kissed Sasuke's cheek. "All right, see you later!" Naruto ran as quickly as possible to his office so he wouldn't get there late. As he ran he couldn't help but grin. He had a perfect morning, nothing could spoil it now...
-At Naruto's office-
"WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THESE PAPER WORKS COME FROM?!?!" Naruto stood in front of his desk, gapping at the large amount of papers piled up neatly on top of his desk.
Shikamaru came in with more stacks of papers, settling them on top of the already highly stacked reports and papers. He looked at Naruto, noticing Naruto's surprised look.
"Remember, you're the one that wanted this job, Hokage-sama."
Naruto sighed and looked at Shikamaru with narrowed eyes. "Yeah, yeah, I know... Hey, Shikamaru?"
Shikamaru sighed. "Yes, Naruto-kun?"
"Would you help me with these files...?"
"..."
"Please?"
". . . . "
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaasssssssssssse?"
"No." Shikamaru started walking away.
"...I order you to help me."
Shikamaru froze. Naruto grinned smugly. Ha. Now what was Shikamaru going to–
"No." He walked out the office.
"Oh come on!!!!" Naruto sighed and took his seat, staring at the files blocking his view from anything else. Reluctantly, he grabbed the files and started organizing and signing them. "Man this sucks..." He grumbled. "Well, I did know this was part of the job..." But even that didn't make him feel any better. He banged his head against the table. Ah, that made him feel a bit better.
AN: please review and tell me if you enjoyed it or not