"Goodbye Huntress." Finn bid Huntress Wizard goodbye, entering the ground to travel to Wizard City.
"So Finn, I see you patch things up." Wrotsky remarked. "Comrade, we have a problem, you have not been helping princesses lately, and you will be caught very soon." Wrotsky advised.
"What do you want me to do Wrotsky? Get a quest? I hate the monarchs, they all have better lives than us, bring them to the level of society that we are living in then they will understand!" Finn grumbled.
"You don't exactly have to do quests, just show more of your presence in some of the kingdoms." Wrotsky suggested.
"Ok comrade." Finn thanked and left for the Breakfast Kingdom, wanting to see progress on Bao Ze Dong.
"Ahh… comrade, you're here. Good, we will need your help. If you want to know the taste of bread, you must change the bread by eating it yourself. If you want to know the theory and methods of revolution, you must take part in revolution. All genuine knowledge originates in direct experience." Bao Ze Dong welcomed him in the secret location in the Breakfast Kingdom. Finn notices there were all types of breakfast in the location, a building owned by Princess Bubblegum, she invested in the Breakfast Kingdom. After seizing control of the Candy Kingdom, Starchy gave away properties that Princess Bubblegum invested throughout OOO to communists and rent payers. Bao Ze Dong negotiated with Starchy for the ownership of it.
"What help do you need?" Finn asked.
"Comrade, ever since the high profile coups in the Candy and Fire Kingdoms. The kingdoms have been building a secret police to monitor their citizens. I need you to turn off the heat, distract the princess." Bao Ze Dong explained.
"Why me?" Finn asked.
"Well, we all know of a special relationship between you and Breakfast Princess. Become her girlfriend, causing her to have a false sense of security. Then the revolution can proceed smoothly." Bao Ze Dong explained.
"But I have no intimate feelings toward her…" Finn rebutted.
"You don't need to, you do have a crush? Yes, so use that." Bao Ze Dong shook off Finn's argument.
"Fine Bao." Finn reluctantly agreed, removing his Farl Merx gear, travelling for Breakfast Kingdom's castle.
"Oh, it's you again. Well, come in, we all know your Breakfast Princess little knight." Jerry remarked, allowing Finn access.
"Something is going to happen… something bad." Finn thought, walking in the castle.
"Good day Finn." Breakfast Princess greeted to him. Finn smelled Breakfast Princess egg-breath, and tried his best not to comment on it.
"Good day princess." Finn greeted, ignoring the fact he does have a small crush on her.
"Finn, some of the princesses are beginning to suspect you and Jake are Farl Merx and Jelin, which is impossible right? Why would you be spending your precious time with me?" Breakfast Princess remarked.
"Yeah!" Finn said confidently, trying to hide the fact that he was actually Farl Merx. Finn remembered the task at hand. "Hey Breakfast Princess…" Finn started, thinking," I can't do it! I don't dare!"
"Yes?" Breakfast Princess remarked.
"Fuck it!" Finn thought, asking," Want to go on a date with me?"
"Yes, I would." Breakfast Princess replied, asking," What are we going to do anyway?"
"It's a secret." Finn lied, thinking," Oh no, where should I bring her? I don't even know what she likes and stuff?" "Follow me." Finn commanded and Breakfast Princess followed.
"Darn, I have no clue. Wait, coffee!" Finn thought, after seeing the coffee moat. "Let's have some coffee." Finn suggested.
"Delightful." Breakfast Princess remarked. By the moat, were disposable cup dispensers, the two grabbed a cup and had a cup a coffee.
As Finn sipped on the cup of coffee, he realised he did not have lunch, "Thanks to the thing with Huntress Wizard." He thought. "Let's have some breakfast." Finn suggested, knowing the customs of the Breakfast Kingdom, for them, any meal of the day is known as breakfast.
"Sure!" Breakfast Princess agreed, every Breakfast Person would never turn down breakfast. They went to the best restaurant in the Breakfast Kingdom. "Serve breakfast!" Breakfast Princess demanded, and the breakfast waiters began serving a pretty average breakfast, two strips of bacon, an egg, and orange juice, which was pretty ok for Finn. Finn dug in, noticing that Breakfast Princess was just looking in, not eating at all.
"Princess, I find it strange to see you watch me eat, this is not how things work." Finn pointed out truthfully.
"Oh, I didn't realise." Breakfast Princess lied, digging in as well.
After the meal, Finn remembered," Making Breakfast Princess your girlfriend." "How? It's going to take time, but I do have time." Finn thought, remembering he was still waiting for the revolution to gain traction in Wizard City, Slime Kingdom and Breakfast Kingdom.
Music started playing and Breakfast Princess suggested," Shall we dance?"
Finn accepted and they left their seats, heading for the dance floor, which was already filled with Breakfast People dancing to the music. They danced to the music, ballroom style. As they swung around, Finn tried his best not to step on anyone's feet since it was his first time, but still, he was clumsy. The Breakfast People sitting by the sidelines were taking photos and posting all over OOO's social media, reassuring the princesses who were suspecting Finn and Jake to be Farl Merx and Jelin.
"Part one complete. Time to continue as Farl Merx." Finn thought as he danced with Breakfast Princess. After they had a dance, they were both fatigued and decided to head back to the Breakfast Kingdom's castle.
"Hey Finn, let's watch a movie together." Breakfast Princess suggested, bringing him to one part of the castle. "This is where we hosted the annual Princess Day, it has a giant screen where we can watch the movie." Breakfast Princess explained. They sat down side by side and watched a romantic movie.
"Damn, this is so sappy." Finn thought while watching the movie. Finn thinks of adventuring while they were watching the movie.
Breakfast Princess said some words to the seemingly interested Finn," I love this movie Finn. I bet you are enjoying as well! If we could do this every day without my royal duties, how lovely would it be?"
"Yeah…" Finn replied, thinking about the Dungeon Train. "Wait! What?" Finn thought, getting back to reality, just in time as the movie ends. He sees what was in front of him and sees Breakfast Princess staring at him. She was leaning in and Finn complied, and they kissed. Finn smelled her egg-breath and felt Breakfast Princess' skin, which was egg yolk.. "I love you Breakfast Princess." Finn confessed.
"I love you too." Breakfast Princess agreed and they kissed again.
"This is going to fun, no more relenting to Lemongrab." Finn thought as he travelled for Castle Lemongrab. Under the cover of the night, he was almost invisible, when wearing the cloak. He climbed over the walls, sprouting vines to curl over the wall, to climb them. He dodged the guards guarding the walls, knocking out some of the guards, dumping their bodies by throwing them off the wall and just leaving it in a secluded area. Finn sees two Lemonguards guarding Castle Lemongrab. He sees a random lemon sweet on the ground, he picked it up and threw it in the direction of the guards.
"Hey! Look! Sweets!" One of the guard pointed out and rushed forward to claim his prize.
"Who says it's yours! It's mine!" The other declared and they got into a brawl, attracting the attention of the other guards, fighting for the sweets as well.
"Too easy." Finn thought, walking in the throne room, where Lemongrab was sitting on his throne, holding a mitt in his hand, observing it. He held a sound sword in his other hand.
"You! I did not allow entrance to you!" Lemongrab shouted, throwing the mitt to the side and pointing his sound sword.
"Something wrong Lemonshit? You psychopathic piece of shit! I'm here to take you out dumbass!" Finn declared, remembering the experience of being reconditioned.
"Unacceptable!" Lemongrab shouted and a wave of sound was fired at Finn.
"Get a better weapon loser!" Finn laughed, dodging another sound wave. The Lemonguards fighting outside settled their fight and rushed in to capture Finn. "Dang, I'm outnumbered." Finn thought, dodging another sound wave. The Lemonguards were incapable to fight, just jumping onto Finn. Finn was pinned onto the ground amid the piling Lemonguards jumping on him.
Note: So what happened between Breakfast Princess and Finn? I'm not sure? Maybe I will post another book following the events, just to practice writing lemons. It will follow this story, filling in the gaps where lemons are supposed to be. Don't need to tell me your opinions, I am planning on doing it, just to practice writing lemons I guess.