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The Curse of the Smiley

Chapter Fourteen, Sandwiches

BPOV

I tried my hardest to run but the baby was making it difficult. How could Elizabeth have treated me like that? Edward looked scared when he saw me running towards him with tears in my eyes. "Bella, Bella what happened," he ran towards me and wrapped his muscular arms around me. I buried my face into his chest breathing in his scent to try and calm myself. For the baby's sake I needed to control my emotions to much stress and my little boy could be hurt.

"Isabella, could you please let me finish what I was saying," Elizabeth was standing at the end of the path. "Please come here and let me finish."

"I think you have done enough mother!" Edward spit.

"Edward do not interrupt my conversation it is impolite," Elizabeth muttered through her teeth.

"Elizabeth what more could you have to say to me?" I was hurt, I could feel a tear streaming down my cheek. "You heard what you wanted, I will leave as soon as possible just let me be."

"Isabella I would really like you to hear what I was going to say." Elizabeth moved her eyes to Edward, "will you please leave us Edward I really would like to finish what I started."

"Mother I will not let you do anything that might hurt-" I stopped Edward by putting a finger to his soft lips.

"Edward I have to take care of myself, you can't take care of me all the time." I turned to Elizabeth with a scowl plastered across my face, "you have five minutes."

We walked back down the path and I sat back on the bench. I was too tired to stand if I had to deal with anymore of Elizabeth's judgment. "Isabella, please understand that I am very sorry my son put you in this situation."

"Stop," I grimaced, "Edward did nothing wrong. I could have had an abortion if I wanted one. I just couldn't do that to our son, he is your grandchild you should be happy."

"I never expected to get a grandchild so soon. It should be after he is out of college and after he is married. Then he just shows up with you on his arm and expects me to just be ok with it, life does not work that way."

"You think I expected to get pregnant? I sat on the floor of a bathroom crying, until Alice finally decided she wanted a shower." This woman had no idea what this situation had done to my life, how could she possibly understand? "Mrs. Masen I realize that you don't like me, honestly some days I don't even like me. That's not the point; you are going to be a grandmother as long as Edward wants to be a father."

"How did your mother react? Did you tell her like you told me?" her vein in her forehead popped out, nice to see it again.

"No, the day after I told Edward we thought I might have lost the baby. I hadn't told my mother yet; when he called her to inform her I was in the hospital she freaked out on him. Let's just say Edward has gone through a lot of phones lately because of my mother's view of the baby."

"It's good to hear that someone else is thinking clearly about the matter. None the less if you two are really considering going through with all of this you will need to be very careful about things. Like not making mothers faint, also I suppose you will need some things. I can assume Edward has been helping you get everything you need?"

"As well as Alice, she has even started buying neutral colored baby clothes. Why do you want to know?" her change of tone was very alarming, one minute I am the woman trying to steal her son the next she wants to know how I am getting along.

"If all this is really going to happen you need to give me time to adjust to the idea. However I would like to think my grandchild as well as his mother is being taken care of. By the display tonight I can see Emmett has already warmed up to you quite nicely." Whoa, Elizabeth was actually being nice to me. From the moment I met her she had been rude, I guess she really did care about the baby.

"Emmett has been more than kind," I smiled thinking of all the things he has done for me over the past few months. "He has such a big heart when it comes to family, you have no idea what happened when I told Edward. Things were bad with me and Edward, I can't lie about that. We worked it out, I never asked for him to love me or the baby, it was his choice."

"You really do love him don't you?" I knew she didn't need an answer but I gave her one anyway.

"I truly honestly do," Elizabeth came and sat next to me and took my hand.

"Did you enjoy the party? I know the parts with me weren't great, but how was the rest of it?" her eyes smiled as she asked. I heard feet on the path and turned to see Edward walking towards us.

"Well I certainly didn't expect to see this!" Edward was surprised to see Elizabeth and me sitting on the bench together talking. "I waited the five minutes and started to get worried that Bella might have run screaming from you mother. We couldn't have that; I need you to much to not be with you."

"Edward, we will need to speak later. Right now you need to get Isabella feed and up to bed. She looks rather tired and I can't imagine she had a chance to eat very much at the party." Then Elizabeth stood and glided towards the house.

"Bella, I heard the end of your little chat. So you truly honestly love me, it's so good to know." My favorite grin spread across his amazingly handsome face. Edward picked me up and carried me down the path his mother had just taken.

"I can walk Edward, you need to save your back for when I get really big and need help getting everywhere." I laughed and my angel joined in. He set me down before we entered the house and took my hand. We walked through so many different halls I thought we were lost. Finally we entered the kitchen; it looked like something out of a magazine. Edward instructed me to sit on one of the stools as he started to dig through the fridge.

"What would you like love?" his green eyes were showing me more love than he could ever say.

"Why don't you just see if there are any leftovers from the party?" I really didn't want to put him through anymore trouble than I had to.

"Bella I would really rather not go to the party kitchen to get your leftovers. Now what can I get you from this kitchen?" did he just say there was two kitchens in the house?

"How about a turkey sandwich?" something simple and tasty.

"That I can do," he started pulling containers out of the fridge. By the time he was finished there was a half dozen containers strewn across the counter.

"Edward what is all that?"

"I want to make you the best turkey sandwich you have ever had." He didn't look up from what he was doing focusing on the food in front of him. It made me laugh at all the work he was putting into one little sandwich.

"What are you laughing at?" I just shrugged and continued laughing. "I'll have you know I spent a lot of time in the kitchen helping when I was a kid. The chefs for mom's parties always loved my help." Edward placed a plate with the perfect looking sandwich in front of me.

"Can I do anything better than you?" I shook my head in disbelief.

"Well I certainly couldn't do one thing," he looked to my stomach and started to laugh. I ate my sandwich and talked with Edward about the events of the night. When Edward Sr. walked in, he simply smiled and turned to the fridge.

"So how are you kids after dealing with Elizabeth. I can't see any visible damage but who knows how much therapy you might need from her yelling." He laughed as he poked fun at his wife.

"Very funny Edward," Elizabeth said from the doorway. "Isabella I need to know if you will need a guest room so I can have it prepared."

"No mom she is staying with me, I don't think I could let her out of my site for one minute she's quite the trouble magnet." Edward smirked in my direction.

"Well I suppose you have already gotten her pregnant, what could it hurt?" Elizabeth scoffed. "Oh and Tanya is stopping by tomorrow with her new friend." Both Edward and I burst into hysterics.

"Well I suppose they are 'bonding' nicely," I said between laughs. Even Edward Sr. knew that Tanya was not just friends with Irina.

"Dear wife, I think we should leave the kids to finish eating. While we are walking there is something I would like to inform you of." Edward Sr. said as he guided a very confused looking Elizabeth out of the room.

She poked her head back in the room and said, "don't forget to come down for breakfast before you leave in the morning Edward." We sat in silence while I took a few more bites of my sandwich.

"Edward how long do you think it will take for your mother to catch on to-" I was cut of by a screech in the hallway. "Never mind I already got my answer."

"Love, what would you say to going upstairs? We do have my mother's permission," his voice was so sexy when he said things like that.

"Well I sure am tired Mr. Masen so I really could use a good nights sleep."

"Alright enough of your teasing it's the baby's bed time I get your hints." He raised his hands in surrender.

"I could certainly use an escort to the room; I seem to find myself utterly lost in this house." I raised the pitch of my voice and let out a small giggle.

"Well we can certainly take acting off your list of career choices," right make fun of the pregnant lady.

I gave him a playful smack on his arm and let him help me to his room. Someone had brought my overnight bag up to Edward's room. After I had changed into my very modest pink pajamas I returned to see Edward resting against the headboard of his bed. He was only wearing his flannel pajama pants and I could se his amazing abs.

"Did you miss me?" I asked playfully.

"More than you will ever know love, but it wasn't just you I missed. I haven't been kicked by the little guy for at least twenty minutes," He laughed.

"If you don't watch it I will paint a giant smiley face across my stomach," sweet revenge! Edward's face fell and I could tell I hit a nerve. "I was just joking Edward, I would have Alice paint it on."

"Very funny Bella, now get over here its bed time for this little mommy." He pulled me onto the bed and started covering me with little kisses. The kisses were so light they tickled and I couldn't help but giggle. Then he really did start tickling me I laughed so hard I had no idea what volume I was laughing but shortly after I started there was a knock at the door.

"Come in," Edward called as he continued on his tickling rampage.

"What are you doing to Bella little brother I can hear her all the way at the end of the hall." Emmett laughed as he walked over to see Edward tickling me. "Hey let her up for air Eddie, she may suffocate."

Edward sat up and scowled at Emmett, "what have I told you about calling me that."

"Emmett what are you doing in Edward's room?"

"Look Rose, look what I started. Who knew a little puke could affect someone so much? I should really check in on every person I puked on. Maybe my vomit is magical and makes people fall in love!"

"That's it Emmett your puke is magical now can we get to your room and have our own little 'tickle' fight." When I turned to see Rosalie in the doorway she was wearing a tiny night gown with a see-through robe. "Emmie, come to bed I promise it will be more fun then tormenting your brother." She walked out with Emmett following like a puppy behind her.

Edward and I continued to lay on the bed we stared into each others eyes. I was utterly content then Edward started humming something sweet that I had only heard in my dreams. "Edward what is that you're humming?" I could hardly talk I was getting so sleepy from the tune.

"Just a little something I came up with the night you told me we were pregnant." He smiled with his eyes and continued humming.

"Excuse me mister but I don't see you getting fat and having to pee every hour." my words were coming out slurred and he could see the effects the tune was having on me.

"Sleep my Bella, sleep then in the morning we can fight all you like." That was it I drifted to sleep in my love, my Edward's arms.

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Author's Note;

Hello, how are you? So now that I am done acting crazy lets get to work. Thank you to Lizbre, she is an amazing editing queen! Lol! So next I want to mention that I haven't even started a lemon yet I will get to it. I think I will put up a poll to see what couple you would like. Again there is a link to see their clothes on my page. Next on the agenda is the new hit numbers, 16,356! Holy crap I think I may pass out! Thank you to everyone who reads and reviews!

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So there are a lot of people who hate Elizabeth I want to explain things from her point of view.

First she has planned this huge party because her oldest soon is getting married. Everything is going perfect, and then your other son is standing in the doorway kissing a person you have never met. Said person is pregnant, with your grandchild. Then they get a group of people together and announce the baby officially. The whole party starts to become about the other son and his pregnant girlfriend. Then the son the party is actually for sweeps his fiancé out of the room in front of all your friends. To follow along with it her other son walks off holding the pregnant girl. How do you explain that to all the people attending the party? Plus you have to try and figure out why your kid would hide that he was having a baby.

So yeah I didn't even finish I didn't think I had to.