It was an almost ordinary day. The 4 +anima, Asuka, and Max were out in a field behind Harden and Margaret's house. Asuka and Max were underneath an apple tree, trying to write their next safety guide chapter. The tow of them were debating over if they should use A Crow's Wind's idea next, or if they should use Organization MA's next.

During this long, full-blown argument (We'll spare you the details) something black dropped on Asuka's head and stole her universal remote. Then, the thing ran out onto the field. It pulled off its hood, and revealed…Cooro.

"Cooro! Give me back my remote!" screamed Asuka.

"Hee hee!" said Cooro. He pushed the pause button on the remote.

*Pause*

Max: Cooro! Don't do that!

Cooro: Yay! It worked!

Cooro starts pushing random buttons on the remote, and multiple random things start to happen. A cow appeared behind Cooro. The world turned photonegative. Snow started falling.

Asuka: Cooro! That's enough!

Cooro: Hee hee! I'm going to draw a mustache on Husky!

Max: Cooro, enough! Stop him!

Max and Asuka tried to tackle Cooro, but he jumps out of the way. Then he takes a roll of duct tape and duct tapes Asuka up.

Max: My duct tape!

Cooro: Yay! I have now taken over your story!

Max and Asuka thought all was lost for the Safety Guide, but then Max noticed the remote lying in the grass, about 20 feet away from Cooro. Max dives for it, and points it at Cooro.

Asuka: Push the IDPB!

Max pushes the button labeled IDPB, and Cooro froze.

Max: What does IDPB stand for?

Asuka: Individual Pause Button of Randomness. I just didn't want to have to say all that. Now untie me.

Max unties Asuka, and then they begin to undo the screw-ups that Cooro caused.

Max: Wait! The other guys can't know that we have a weakness!

Asuka: I can take care of that.

Asuka pulls out a mind-erasing device.

Max: Where did you get that?

Asuka: The Men in Black. One second.

Asuka wipes the last 5 minutes of activity from the other's minds, and then tosses the device into a conveniently located portal that took the device back to where it belonged.

Asuka: All done.

*Un-Pause*

Peace returned to normal, and Cooro forgot what he had even planned to do today.

"Hey Husky, nice mustache!" giggled Nana.

"Uh oh," said Asuka.

Disclaimer: I don not own +anima or Men in Black.