August 18th: I'm really trying to make it up to you guys! I skipped my history and my Drama homework for this, so please enjoy! I'm skipping homework and sleep in order to write this story faster so I hope the bags under my eyes will mean something to you guys!
Also, I think I didn't mention this, but Noah is on the Great White's!
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Day 6: Part 1: Tis' The Blade Noble In Thy Face!
"Last time on Total Drama Adventures, We had a crossdressing competetion! While some jst plain out won with their costumes, others did not! (Shows Maxine topless and Jessica wearing Zeke's clothes and Ashley in Cody's tight clothes, making her look even sexier) Hehe... Okay most looked good! The challenge was to be tied with that person in order to survive obstacles, but first, I made the campers swim a mile! With the lake turning to electricity every five minutes!" Chuckles and puts his hands on his hips.
"Aren't I just the darndest? After 10 of the 13 teams survived, I made them scale the 1000 ft cliff, TIED to each other! Some did it with ease... While others needed some more skills... (Shows Vega climbing quickly, Wolfe easing it and Isaac huffing with Dani unconscious and Matt slipping and falling on Leo.) Haha!
"After that, It was really only up to the final four teams, who had to go throw the McLean Gauntlet O' Doom! With four challenges harder then all the rest, it was a toughie! But then, the most surprising thing happened! Seemed Sarah saw a meeting of an illegal alliance and needed to tell her friend! Tommy did not agree! (Shows Tommy throwing the stick and Sarah getting hit, landing in the water.) Eventually, through sheer luck, Wolfe and Tommy one! Too bad the little rascal asked for a TV!
"In the end though, the Ocean Blues lost, yet again! Seems that would learn by now, huh? Either way, With Sarah in her damaged condition, she was voted off! Honestly, It wasn't a big surprise. But I'm sure there will be surprises today on the most dramatic episode yet of...
"Total! Drama! Adventures!"
(Cue theme)
It was a less than beautiful morning in Wawanakawa. Of course, it usually was like this. Inside the Great White cabin, Leo was staring lazily at the TV. Next to him, Dakota and Alexa were staring into it. Suddenly, Dakota gasped and Alexa yelled out.
"Quick! Dakota the cops will hit you with their noodle sticks!" She yelled out, making Samara jump from her bed, slamming her head into Wolfe, who was sitting abover her. Startling him, Wolfe yelped and jumped from his bed. As he fell, Sakura shrieked from it, thinking it was a nightmare, waking the cabin up. Vega, who was usually calm but now annoyed from his challenge loss and the morning wake-up, was glaring at Wolfe.
"Why the hell did you wake me up?" He growled, glaring at the gamer, who glared back.
"The hell are you talking about? Sakura's shriek woke you up!" Wolfe hissed. As the boys got closer and looked like they were going to hit each other, Samara and Joshlyn stopped Vega while Ashley stopped Wolfe.
"Vega! Wolfe! You two need to cwam dwon!" Tommy yelled out, standing near the bed as the girls struggled to hold back the angry men.
"Yeah, I mean I can't sleep, you gargantuans." A small voice behind Tommy muttered, making him shriek and jump up.
"AHHH!" He jumped onto Maxine's back, who was standing up but slouching with her eyes closed. Obviously, she was asleep while standing up. "Noah! I fwgot wou were in were!" He huffed, clutching to Max. Seeing this, the cynic rolled his eyes, but jumped from his bed.
"Also, explain to me why we have these two idiots fighting in here? And why are all the women in here?" He asked, rubbing his chin and rasing an eyebrow. Thinking about that, Wolfe and Vega both blushed and stopped trying to charge.
"Well, Alexa and I wanted to watch TV!"
"Yeah! Now, shush! William just admitted he loves Daylyn and Pearl just had a black baby! Now, Austin is having a lover's tiff with Nate as they fight for Rebecca!" Alexa yelled out, watching the TV intently. Growling, Leo took his sword and slashed at the TV, slashing it in half. Alexa's jaw hung to the floor as Dakota sobbed, rolling on the floor. Grumbling, Leo kicked open the door and walked out with another word.
Confessional Cam (Come fly with us!)
Alexa- /Arms crossed/ Honestly? That was so harsh, broski! /Shakes head/
Dakota- /Arms at the side and glances at the camera and begins to sob in a playful and joking manor./
Leo- Look, I'm just not it a good mood... This day just brings back memories... /Looks away with hands in pockets/
Julie- /Cringes/ Yeesh! They are, like, the polar opposites of our team! /Shakes head and the camera falls/ Damnnit...
(Ocean Blue's, Guy's Side)
Of course, all the men were was curled up in his blanket, thinking of a former flame.
"Oh Ricardo... I know you want me to have a threesome with you and Rebecca, but I don't know..." He purred, tossing in his sleep. From the other side, Isaac and Matt, with bags under their eyes, looked disgusted.
"Okay... Go Fish just ended with those comments!" Isaac muttered quickly, snatching all the cards. Looking, he snarled at Matt. "You did have a three! Go fish, my ass!" Matt smirked and shrugged his shoulders as Isaac put the cards down.
"When they stop fighting, better return those to Wolfe!" He stated, jumping from the bed and stretching. Across the room, Jim was moaning in his sleep, his leg twitching.
"CHOCOLATE MOUNTAIN!" He yelled out, bolting upwards and smacknig his head against the roof. "Ow..." He muttered, rubbing his scalp as Matt chuckled.
"Morning, Jim! How goes it?" He asked as Jim smiled.
"I goes good! I just hope we could win a challenge! I don't know who I would vote off if we did!" He muttered as Isaac scoffed.
"Psh, easy! Vote off the Harpy!" He growled, crossing his arms as Jim shrunk into his covers.
"But... Maybe she's not that bad..." He whispered, hiding his face as Isaac started hissing.
"Your kidding me, right? Jim the first challenge, she left us in a trap to get caught, then ditched us and refusede to help with Laura! She's a little Harpy that needs to get the boot!" He bellowed, walking outside and slammed the door, waking Johnny.
"Oh, Chrisy... What time is it?" He muttered, looking up from the cardboard Chris McLean cut out he was snuggling with.
Confessional Cam (I AM BUDDHA... Not really...)
Isaac- /Rolls eyes/ Look, I don't care that I'm acting all revengy, but she deserves it! But, Heaven know's, she will be the goddamn cockroach of the Island and will never get off! /Growls and folds arms/
Matt- /Tapping chin in thought/ Is Johnny hetero? Or Homo? or both? I mean, I'm not judging or anything, but he never told us! My thought is he IS hetero, but has an almost homo crush on Chris. Also, I'm not using it in the derogatory way, I just find it easier to say homo than gay, you know?
Mozart- /Blushing/ DON'T WATCH RICARDO! I'M HIDEOUS!
(Ocean Blue's, Girls Side)
Jessica, like always, was asleep with her cover on the floor, covering her foot with her face hanging off, drool dripping. Across from her, Dani was smiling in her sleep with an eye patch covering both her eyes on. Her cover was over her and she looked perfectly calm. On the floor, Julie was in a garbled mess of sheets on the floor after falling last night. As she yawned and began to wake up, the door was opened by Mozart.
"Wakey wakey, hands off vagina's!" Mozart smirked as Julie chuckled at the vulgar joke.
"Isn't it, snakey?"
"Well, I doubt anyone in here has that! Anyway, bra, it's breakfast! Wake up Punk Rock and Harpy!" With that, Mozart bounded out the door in skips, making Julie smile. Turning to her still sleeping cabinmates, she nudged them both.
"Get up! It's time for Chef's inedible food!" Groaning, Dani turned, refusing to wake up, while Jessica yawned and streched like a cat.
"What time is it, Chipawa?" She muttered, rubbing her eyes. Noticing it was Julie, she laughed to herself and jumped out of bed. "Heya!" She said as Julie smiled and shook her head.
"Hey, the chicky won't wake up! Everyone else is at the Mess Hall!"
"Well, let's not waste time!" Jessica shouted, making Dani jump. Snickering, Jessica grabbed Julie's hand and quickly led her out the cabin. Near the Mess Hall, Julie stopped her.
"Hey, Jess... Can I ask you something?" Jessica's face turned to a frown for a brief second that Julie overlooked.
"Sure!"
Confessional Cam (Boobies rock the house!)
Jessica- I just feel uncomfortable... I mean, Julie doesn't know I know that she and Matt had kissed... I just feel awkward, you know?
"Well... What does Matt like? And what is he really like?" Jessica blinked twice and tapped her chin in thought.
"Hmmm. Matt is a really cool dude?" She stated, almost sounding like a question and making Julie smile.
"Well, besides the obvious!" She said happily, making Jessica cringe.
"Okay okay! Matt is... A really awesome dude... Like, no lie! I know he seems like he doesn't care about anything, but he actually has a very big heart and cares about everything. He always remembers everything you tell him and will always be there for you and help your problems." She chuckles. "Like, I remember he helped me when my mom..." She stops herself and feels something. Julie glanced at her face a frowned.
"Are you okay, Jess?" Hearing her Jessica smiled and whipped her face.
"Yeah yeah! Anyway, Matt is just one tough dude that will always help out!" She said with a smile as Julie smiled back, but at the same time, a loud bang was heard in the Mess Hall. Running towards it, they thrust the door open. Inside was Leo, breathing heavily with his sword out, pointing towards Alexa, who looked unfazed.
"SHUT UP!" Leo hissed out, holding his head with one hand while glaring at the girl.
"Leo! You need to calm down! I mean, you sliced he TV and you hit Matt and now you're trying to kill me!" She yelled out, jumping to the left to avoid another side slash from Leo. As he yelled, Jessica and Julie noticed Matt slumped to the floor, Isaac, Wolfe and Vega near him. He had a giant black bruise on his left cheek and some blood dripping out of his mouth. Skillfully dodging the fighters, they made it too him.
"Holy crap! Are you okay?" They both asked in unison as Matt chuckled.
"Yeah, I'm fine. Just that kid can hit! I've never fought someone who hits that hard!" Matt exclaimed, making Vega and Jessica chuckle. Julie turned to her with a scowl, but shook it off.
"Why were you fighting him? Julie asked as Matt sighed.
"No clue! He was angry and Alexa said something to him and he drew his sword trying to slice her! I jumped in the way, yelled at him to put his sword. He did some weird trick and I thought he was gonna punch with his left and I blocked that side, but he got in my defense! Damn he can punch!" Matt shouted again, rubbing his cheek. As he did that, Jessica noticed the cut across his forearm.
"Geesus! That looks badass!" She remarked, making him laugh. Isaac smiled at her remark, as did Wolfe and Vega, but Julie looked appaled.
"How can you laugh? We need to get you to the Medical Tent!" She announced, trying to help him up when Leo landed next to her. Grunting in pain, Leo noticed his sword was across the room. He tried crawling towards it, but was picked up by Chef. As he was chucked towards the wall, Joshlyn ran to him.
"Yeesh, Leo! You coulda killed them! My lawyers aren't that good!" Chris stated with a nonchalant smirk. From the side, Julie glared at him as Johnny started cooing.
"So... Cool..." Johnny whispered, trying to grab him as Dani rolled her eyes in disgust.
"You really need to control those hormones of your's, Fan Boy!" She remarked slyly, which he ignored. Then, Samara glanced at him, noticed the armor. At the same time, so did Noah.
"Chris, why are you in steel armor?" Noah asked, in between bites of his oatmeal, which he made, unknown to Chef.
"And on a horse?" Dani muttered, growling at him. Chris smirked and raised his jousting stick and made it hit the roof, making a piece fall on Dani.
"Foolish knaves! I am Sir McLean!" He announced as Duncan smirked, tapping Ezekiel's shoulder.
"More like, 'Sir McGay'" Duncan smirked at his joke as Ezekiel's eyes widened.
"Chris is gay, eh?" Duncan growled and facepalmed as Ezekiel looked alarmed. "Being gay is a sin, eh!" Zeke yelled out, making Chris frown at the intern. At the same time, Mozart was roaring and started to chase the gulping praire boy. Chris then fake coughed with his free hand, getting the campers attention.
"Anywho, how are my campers? I see Leo is angry! Better not hope you guys lose this time!" Chris smirked as Leo grumbled, looking away. At the same time, Alexa glared at the kid, holding her hand that had blood leaking from her hand.
"Yeah, you little freaking-
Confessional Cam (Tension! My Favourite! ;))
Alexa- /Scoffs/ I'm usually an awesome person, but the little turd cut me! How am I suppose to act other then not wanting his ass off the island!
Noah- /Reading/ Jeez, Alexa and Leo are getting on my nerves! I wish I could vote them both out! /Sighs/
Chris- Tension! /Rubbs hands and laughs/
"As you can see from the garb, we are doing a Medieval challenge!" He paused, waiting for the reaction. When nothing came, he frowned and crossed his arms, making the jousting stick smack into Tommy's little head.
"Come on, teens! I expected a better reaction then that!" He muttered, pursing his lips. Across the table, Noah, without looking up, raised a fist.
"Woo Hoo... Medieval, rah rah rah..." He muttered, flipping the page of his book.
"Nice support, Egghead. And this isn't cheerleading!" Chris hissed, but shook it off. "Anyway, what's more aunthentic for a Medieval challenge then two kingdoms duking it out for the control of another in an arena? I'll tell you! Nothing!" The host chuckled at his little joke, making Dakota roll her eyes, Joshlyn give the guy a look as she rubbed Leo's arm and a headshake from Sakura.
"You teens are meaner than the others!" Chris hissed, looking away from them. Well, all he really did was turn around on top of the horse. After some silence, he turned back.
"I'm done now... Anyway, for this to work, each team will have one king or queen with two guards! There will be 4 sword fighters and 4 archers!" He smirked and glanced at the Blue's. "As for you guys, you will have one king or queen, 2 guards and 3 swordsman with 2 archers!" As he announced this, Mozart mumbled something about the game being unfair with a nod by Ashley.
"Since I'm the Mega King, I say the kings will be... Noah for the Great White's and... Dani for the Blue's!" Chris smirked as Dani turned to Isaac with a smile as Isaac groaned and slammed his head on the table. Chuckling, Chris' horse began to gallop out.
"Meet at the new stadium in the forest when you have picked everyone! Huzzah!"
"Foolish Mortals! I am Maximum, the god of your death! Which is NOW! HI-YAH!" Maxine yelled out, slashing at the air and karate chopping, making Noah rub his temples. He looked around at his team. Leo and Joshlyn were super close as he glared at Alexa, who was neck to Dakota, who was playing music. Near them, Vega was admiring Max's karate as she tried not to blush, especially because Ashley was saying things in her ear whenever she stopped. Near them, Tommy and Samara were laughing and playing pattycake with Wolfe slouching his shoulders. Near him, Sakura was reading a manga, which Wolfe would lean in and read occasionaly, making Sakura laugh and give him the right pronuciation.
"Holy hell..." As Noah muttered this, Maxine jumped next to him.
"Don't worry, Sir Noah! I, Maximum the god, shall protect you from the foolish peasants we call mortals!" In order to prove this, she did another slash and kick, narrowly missing the Egghead's egghead. Groaning, Noah pointed.
"No! You are a sword fighter! Wolfe and Vega will be my guards." Rasing an eyebrow in surprise, Maxine moaned in displeasure.
"But! But! But!"
"No buts! Your King's word is final! Besides, I need you to take out as many as you can!" Maxine still slumped her shoulders and whispered to Noah.
"I'll give you a cookie!"
"I think I'll pass..."
"A chocolate cookie!"
"Again, pass!"
"A yummy peanut butter cookie!"
"I said I'll-" Noah stopped abruptly and considered taking his favorite cookie, but shook it off, "pass!" Maxine groaned and pursed her lips.
"Damn!" She crossed her arms and sat down as Vega chuckled.
"Nice pouting." He stated with a smile, making the girl blush. Shaking his head, Noah turned to Tommy.
"Your little... They wouldn't see you shooting arrows from a hidden area." Noah said, making Tommy smile.
I won't wet ywou down!" He stated, smiling. From the side, Joshlyn raised her hand.
"Is it okay if me and Leo are sword fighters?" She asked politely. Noah glanced over to see the boy looking the other way, sword in hand. Grumbling, he shook his hand in their direction.
"Meh meh, sure!" Joshlyn smiled and nudged Leo, who ignored. Noah shook his head, but glanced towards the others. "Let's hurry. I want to get to work, but not working!" Glancing, he saw Samara asking Ashley about Clive Alburn.
"So... Whose cuter? Him or Isaac?" Samara asked, yet again, making Ashley sigh.
"Come on, Sam! You know I don't like Isaac and I never got into that Clive Alburn fad." She muttered, crossing her arms in front of her chest. Sighing, he turned to Dakota.
"You're the fourth warrior. I honestly doubt i could trust Alexa as one..." He hissed, making Alexa grit her teeth.
"No! For the challenge I got this!" She yelled out, making Dakota laugh.
"Then that means Alexa, leo, Joshlyn and Maxine ("Maximus, foolish mortal! Mwahahah!) are your warriors, Vega and Wolfe are your guards." She turned to the four girls.
"Yes, we have one left over! I decided Samara, Ashley and Tommy! Dakota, you or Sakura can be my jester!" Noah smirked as Dakota tapped her chin in thought.
"What's a jester?' She asked as Sakura laughed and walked over.
"Don't worry, Noah! I'll be the archer!" She smirked, pulling her bookmark in place as Noah smiled.
Confessional Cam (We Like Sportz)
Noah- /Reading/ My team maybe full of idiotic imbeciles and neandtherthals... but Sakura is all right!
Wolfe- /Smiling/ Sakura is a really cool person! And cute... Maybe she has mad archer skills!
Jennette- /Scowling/ Looking like Jenny needs to beat a bitch!
"OBEY ME!" Dani cackled, attacking Isaac with a whip. Jumping, he growled at her.
"Listen here, you goddamn little Harpy! If you continue this, I will-"
"OBEY!" She hissed, whipping him across the face, making a cut appear on his cheek. Isaac turned back, wide eyes wide with anger and blood dripping down. Seeing it, Dani smirked and whipped the ground.
"I WILL MAKE SURE WE LOST AND YOU WILL BE OFF THIS ISLAND, YOU GODDAMN HARP!" Isaac hissed out, making Dani cackle.
"Good luck! If you make us lose, I can guarentee you will be kicked off!" She smirked and narrowed her eyes, making Isaac growl.
"Go to Hell! I'm not guarding you!" He exclaimed, walking off towards the cabin. Dani, still smiling, turned towards the others.
"So, whose gonna guard me?" She asked, a smirk still on her face. Jim was shifting his feet uncomfortably and avoiding eye contact. Jessica was crossing her arms and looking away from Dani's eyes. In the opposite direction, Julie was doing the same. The only ones looking at Dani were Mozart, Matt and Johnny. Glaring at the Chris Lover, she turned and pointed to Matt and Mozart.
"You two! Guard me!" Hearing her, Matt raised an eyebrow, but shrugged it off. Mozart made a verbal growl.
"Sure..." They both muttered in unison, hands in pocket. Smirking, Jessica clutched one of the dull swords.
"I shall win! Excalliber!" Jessica yelled out, making Dani roll her eyes and Jim pick up the other sword.
"I AGREE!" He yelled out as they clinked tips. From behind them, Johnny picked up a archer bow.
"I guess I will be an archer, you know? I'm not a good sword fighter like Jessica and Jim might be." Smirking, Jim nodded before chewing a choco ball he bought from Duncan.
"Yeah! I use to watch all those Kung Fu movies!" Near them Julie nodded, picking up an archer bow.
"I agree with Johnny! But then again, I'm so clumsy, I might screw this up!" She chuckled as Dani coughed, getting their attention.
"So, I'm the Queen! I'm being guarded by Mozart and Matt, while my soilders are Jessica and Jim and my archers are Johhny and Julie! Good!" Dani whispered rubbing her hands. Counting, Julie rose her hand.
"What about Isaac?" Scoffing, Dani shook her hand.
"That little turd won't partcipate! I could care less about him!" She grumbled, making Jessica frown.
"Whatever... I guess if we lose I know who to vote off..." She muttered, ignoring the look Matt sent her.
"Well, we better head to that arena!" Jim announced, leaving with the nods. As they left, Dani got up, but heard a noise. Turning, Samara was standing there with Wolfe and Tommy.
"What is it?" She hissed, making Wolfe roll his eyes and Samara chuckle.
"The dude wants us." She explained, pointing forward to show her the shadowy figure they all followed. Laughing a bit, The Shadow bowed and got to one knee.
"Greetings, milady..." TS announced before getting back up, ignoring Dani's mocking stance.
"Oh har har! Anyway, get to the point!" She announced, making TS raise their hands to calm her.
"Calm down! This mainly concerns the other team... I want Leo off!" Shadow announced, glaring at the campers. Shuffling, Wolfe gulped.
"Might I ask why?" He asked, making TS scoff.
"Why else? He is a little twerp getting on my nerves!" TS hissed, crossing his arms. Hearing this, Samara, Tommy and Wolfe looked at each other.
Confessional Cam (GOW3!)
Tommy & Samara-
Samara- Hmmm... Well, Noah was saying how annoying Leo was... and Alexa was saying he was a turd and a twerp...
Tommy- So, one of them may be TS?
Samara- Maybe... To early to tell though!
Wolfe- Twerp?
"And Dani... Throw the challenge!" TS said to her, making her gasp.
"What? Why would I?" She asked, making him grumble.
"SO LEO WILL GET OFF!" He hissed before quickly disappearing.
"Yo! Chris wants us, eh!" Ezekiel yelled out, appearing in the clearing to get them. They all glanced towards themselves before following.
"Now, campers! Remember, three componets go into making this perfect!" He announced, making Jessica roll her eyes at the same time as Noah.
"And what, exactly, would those be?" Jessica asked as Noah's jaw opened, then scowled at the punk when she asked his question first. Chris' smile didn't falter.
"That would be Introductions, the Royale and, my favorite, when Hell Breaks Loose!" He announced, making them all stare. This made his smile disappear. "Ugh, God I swear you teens need everything explained to you! First, you need to have an introduction that will knock the socks off the audience! Next a royale when the swordsmen show their skills in one on one battles!" Chris exclaimed when what she said was finally understood by Johnny.
"Wait... We have an audience?" He shouted, make Chris laugh.
"You betcha! Anywho, Hell Breaks Loose! That's when the king and Queen are pissed and... Well, all Hell Breaks Loose! It's Dani's kingdom vs. Noah's! I think I should mention about your weapons! You see, the swords have very small electric impulses that make the other person shock! Once the other gives, the match ends! But once you reach the HBL round, the electric is increased to knock anyone unconscious! It will take a couple arrows for that or once well placed head shot!" He smirked as Mo rasied his hand.
"Isn't this unfair? We have 2 fighters and 2 archers while they have 4 of each!"
"Exactly! That means 2 of the fighters have to fight again! That is unless Isaac shows up!" Chris smiled then turned towards the arena. "Okay! Campers get dressed and then we will have a AWESOMETASTIC TIME!" Chris yelled out with a fist in the air, making Johnny swoon. Smiling, Chris turned towards the camera.
"And with that, we will be back after these messages!"
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End Part 1.
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Well, thats part one! Part two is where all the twists, surprises and action will be! Who will win? The Kingdom of Daniscus or the Kingdom of Noahiforic?
Anyway, Hope you enjoy this chapter! Next will be out soon!