A/N:
READERS, REVIEWERS AND EVERYONE ELSE.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
Yeah. After this one and my Haru one, who should I do next? I either want to do Matoko Minagawa or Megumi Hanajima. The titles will either be-
"I'm Too Ugly For My Shirt: Mind of Matoko Minagawa"
(A story all about Matoko and her sexy obsession with Yuki)
Or.
"So Damned Emo: Something About Megumi Hanajima"
(A story about Megumi and... uh... sex.)
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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Gah!
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"What is it, Tohru!"
"School kills."
"...?"
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Stupid Shigure.
Of course, HE, wouldn't know.
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He never finished highschool.
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"No wonder you're an author."
"Um... Hatori?"
"Yes?"
"I was meant to say that."
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So anyway, today, I am here to tell you the TRUTH about the 2nd segment of episode 26, which features me in a graveyard and Uo and Hana coming.
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"Like anyone cares."
"Just because it was about you Kyo, doesn't mean to have to run around like a sk8r b0i poser!"
"(is ashamed)"
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Ren wouldn't be proud.
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"What'd you say about me!"
"Nothing Ren..."
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"My skillz waves are tingling, Arisa."
"Huh?"
"Someone is in a graveyard, sobbing about someone else really being a hideous monster."
"...WTF."
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"Tooooohru! That was harsh!"
"It's only the truth, Authoress Girl."
"No it's not!"
"Then what is?"
"Kyo isn't a 'hideous monster', he's more like a hybrid of a cockroach with cute wittle bunny wabbit ears that prick up on end and teeth and claws and 'grrr' sounds instead of a peaceful chirp."
"...You're an idiot."
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Then the Authoress Girl told me to go back to Hiro's story.
But I didn't.
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So Hana comes up and is like, "T0000000Ru M4H H0M13! R j00 D34D?"
But I wasn't dead, oh no.
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"But you were close to it."
"No...?"
"Thanks a lot, Tohru. I just lost a bet with Haru." (Yuki).
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Oh boy.
Hot yaoi sex!
(runs towards)
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"I thought you were telling a story."
"Shutup Hana and bring me some popcorn! Can't you see I'm watching something?"
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Damn Hana.
Blind as a man with an erection.
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"Tohru, this is very... erm... inappropriate. Young children might read this and I-"
"Hatori, voice your concerns to someone who cares."
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Yeah. I sure showed him.
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"I'm so proud!"
"Thanks Haru!"
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That bovine-man.
Sure can be nice at times.
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"(tips hat) What ya'll doin' out 'ere by ya'll self, liddle lad-ay?"
"Whooping some candy ass on these leeks."
"Well... that's nice?"
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Kyo gave me some cash to kill all of Yuki's leeks.
Because Yuki would suspect me.
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"Um, Miss Honda?"
"If you say that I was thinking out loud I will-"
"No, I read your story."
"...(gasp)"
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Yuki needs to go back to his own story.
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"Finish what the title of the chapter is talking about!"
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Oh, right! The truth!
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Well, after all that happened Hana and Uo had hot, yuri sex in a puddle of their own, filthy cum.
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"No, they were fighting."
"What would you know, Momiji?"
"I was there."
"...(molest)"
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The end!
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"What a wonderful tale!"
"Thanks Ayame!"
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THE TRUTH ABOUT SEGMENT 2, EPISODE 26.
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A/N:
Only because in the end, nothing lasts forever.
That sounds fancy. (yay).