February 8, 2005
There is absolutely nothing like vacation!! Granted, camping's not my favorite, but it makes Roy happy, and when Roy is happy, I am happy. Catch my drift? No, but Roy has been really sweet these past few days. Very attentive and loving. He even bought me bottled water, and he brought food other than meat for me to eat… Not that I don't like meat. I do, and I eat it all the time, but there's something about sitting outside eating meat while animals are roaming around that gives me a bit of the willies… That, and I really don't like fish, and him cooking fish he caught in a lake infested with fish poop over a fire made from sticks he found in the ground where other animals poop just makes me want to not eat. So, Roy bought me my own food so I could feel at rest. We camped outside for a few days, but he knows I'm not a big fan of that, so he surprised me and actually got us a room in one of the cabins around the mountains. We got to sleep in and be pampered. I'm telling you what, guys. If you buy me a cabin in the woods instead of pitching a tent, you will get laid.
Nothing like the stink of the office to bring you back to reality. Literally. I HATE TODD PACKER!!!!! The ass put some smelly rodent stink bomb thing in Michael's office. Oh my god, I thought I was going to die from the stench. Then, poor Roy had to come and rip up Michael's carpet, and Michael yelled at him for not moving fast enough. Although, I must say, Roy has smelled worse smells. Mostly emanating from himself. Anyway, it was a "package" from Todd Packer (FUCK HIM!). Packer has Michael wrapped around his finger. Geez. He was all "culprit" before he found out it was Packer, thought it was a terrorist or hate crime. Then after he found out it was "out of love". Nothing that smells that bad is done out of love. I've told that to Roy before after he let one loose.
My dad called me yesterday and we talked a bit. Finally. He admitted he's been a jerk, and being the lovely daughter I am, I agreed with him. Whoops. He then sent me a check for a lot more than he ever should have. Oh well. So, I've been planning my wedding a bit, but I really don't get much done at home. I might start bringing some of it to work when we get closer to the wedding. I dunno. Katie's back in my wedding, which is good, but kind of sucks because I already asked Angela and Kelly to be in it (I know, I'm stupid). So now I have two extras that I don't need, and Roy doesn't really have a lot of friends, so I'm not sure who he'll get. I would recommend Jim, but that might get me in trouble.
I finished Sudoku in 18 minutes today. Please, somebody tell me I'm not awesome.
By the way. Um, I love the song Through Any Window. It's so cryptic and so amazing. It reminds me of Simon & Garfunkel. I'm only writing about it because when Willie Wisely becomes famous, I want EVERYONE to know that I knew about them beforehand. Writing it in here is the only way to make that happen.
My life is really lame. I feel like I should give a complete rundown of my vacation, but I am exhausted, and I need to make Roy and I dinner. Oh well.
Word of the Day:
Repulsive (re-pull-siv)-To be disgusted. The act of wanting to throw up when looking at something, such as Roy naked (just kidding) or Todd Packer's face.
Sentence: The stench coming from Michael's office was almost as repulsive as Todd Packer's existence. Okay, maybe not even almost.
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