I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry it has taken me so long to write the final chapters, I hope this hasn't made some of you… lose interest! =O
I hope my style of writing hasn't changed either; I'm really worried about that!
But it took me ages to write the ending and at one point I had three different versions half written!!!
I know, it's a rubbish excuse... but it's true !!!
And you'll be glad to know these are THE longest chapters I have ever written through the whole of the "Arrow and Hair" fan fic.
So without further ado I give you the final chapters of Arrow and Hair, enjoy
Gavner's lover X
Chapter 14 (Such an inventive title :P)
"What was I thinking?" I mumbled, shifting uncomfortably.
I was trapped in Kurda's closet with a series of objects by my side in a good old bin bag. A grin came to my face as I thought about how I managed to get hold these items – the key to my final plan…revenge. Well its pay back really, revenge makes me sound like I'm going crazy – which I'm not!
With a grin on my face I rummaged through the bag and pulled out my favourite of the stolen items. Mika's hair straighteners!!! Well I assume they're Mika's since they were lying around in his room. I only just got these a couple of hours ago to be honest it took quite some time to dig back through that passage way, but it was worth it.
I shifted uncomfortably again not only was it cramped in Kurda's wardrobe but his clothes weren't very comfortable either. His room was the first I ran to after their little prank. After squeezing into his biggest pair of skinny jean [please note Kurda is the only vampire in the mountain who wears skinny jeans! As he's the only one who can be bothered to keep up to date with fashion as he so proudly boasts – anyway] and threw on a baggy top, I set to work trashing his room signing the walls with big "Gavner did this" or "Vanez was ere" signs. The when I made to leave I realised his door had an auto lock and when I tried punching it set his alarm off saying "The Great Kurda Smhalt a.k.a big blonde and beautiful will be arriving in 3minutes please stay put and don't touch anything till he arrives to ask you kindly to leave" Typical Kurda set up, although I do wish I had one of those…
So here I am in big blonde and- I mean - Kurda's wardrobe, I'll figure out what to do when he gets here but for now I'll just hide an-
"The great Kurda Smhalt has now arrived, please remain where you are and keep at around 59cm away from his greatness at all times, thank you" peeking through the gap in the door I could just about see Kurda enter and go straight to the alarm box.
"Silly machine you forgot to mention how cool and popular I am" he typed a few keys before he realised what had happened to his room. Now is my chance.
I leapt from the wardrobe and tackled the dazed Kurda to the floor.
"Arrow what ya-" I gagged him with one of his sock the tied him up with several pairs of skinny jeans – he has far too many – then shoved him in the wardrobe. He spat out the sock.
"Arrow what on earth are you doing?" he shrieked.
"Well Erm…" I'm not too sure why I have just tackled, gagged and stuffed him in a wardrobe. "Guess I just had the urge" I shrugged. Then for within my bag I pulled out the hair straighteners and dangled them in front of Kurda's face, he stared with disbelief.
"Recognise who's these are, there-"
"MINE!" he boomed making an attempt to jump for them [forgetting he was tied up] and fell onto the floor "How'd you get them!" he mumbled.
"What - no way these are Mika's I stole them from his room. They must be-"
"Mika had my straighteners, I should have known! Well good thing I kept his -" Kurda suddenly went silent.
"Kept his what?" I asked - Kurda began to whistle – an obvious sign he knew something, so I prodded him with my foot.
"Hey, tell me now ore else I'll… I'll" I dropped his straighteners to the floor and raise a foot
"No they're GHD's!"
"GH-whats?" Kurda sighed at my remark rolling his eyes.
"Only the best of the best hair straighteners can be used on my hair, anyway I was on about Mika's secret"
"What that he gets his own prostitutes."
"No not that one-"
"You already knew!"
"Everyone knows, anyway he… well he" Right on queue burst through the door.
"Kurda it's an emergency!" he strode past me and picked up Kurda from the ground. "You need to come with me" he stated as he started to untie him.
"Can't you see were in the middle of something" I yelled
"Oh hi Arrow didn't see you there, anyway Kurda it's a real emergency we need every skilled vampire we can get for this task" He started to leave and I stood there gob smacked.
"And what about ME!" Crepsley looks over his shoulder.
"Err" he began them a grin rose to his face "actually we do need you for a very important task, yes indeed" I didn't like the grin on his face; it was starting to creep me out a little.
"Well I DON'T want to come now act-u-al-lyyyyy" if I was really needed he'd have come for me not Kurda *humph*. I then realised that Crepsley had left with Kurda and after a long pause of silence and a few tumble weeds rolled by I decided I might as well check it out. It's probably a really lame task like what not to wear or shampoo discussions if they need a vampire like Kurda on the case.
When I opened the door I couldn't believe my eyes - every vampire in the mountain was crammed in here gathered around Mika, who was holding a big top hat. Crepsley looked up and strode over to me and patted me on the back.
"Just the prince we've been looking for" he guided me towards the hat, since when did Crepsley ever call me Prince? Something must be up!
"Whats going on?" I said stopping in my tracks, Mika walked forward with the hat I could see there were pieces of paper in there – but what else?
"Don't look so scared, there just chores" Mika laughed, I frowned
"Since when did we draw names from a hat?"
"Since today, If you'd been at the princes meeting you'd have known that Arrow" Kurda butted in.
"Why were you at a princes meeting Kurda – you're not even a prince yet!" I replied.
"Actually I had my coronation yesterday" he said with a grin.
"Let me guess, I didn't know because I wasn't at the meeting" they all nodded and Mika shook the hat at me (how rude!)
"Just hurry up and pick, we don't have time to chat" he said impatiently.
"Why aren't you guys picking?" I knew I was asking a lot of questions but I wasn't going to be fooled again! It all seemed very suspicious especially now they were all giving me Crepsley grins.
"We can't do any chores today – were having an heir day" Kurda announced
"What?"
"It's a day to celebrate me becoming a prince – were gonna have a spa night, so hurry up and pick" Kurda grinned hopping up and down eagerly.
"O...K" slightly confused I picked a piece of paper from the hat and unravelled slowly, noticing Kurda peering over my shoulder.
"Trash duty" he bellowed before I'd even read it! Mika grinned and pointed to a room to the right.
"Everything though there needs taking to the rubbish firm in the centre of the mountain– or else, and you already look prepared" he said eyeing my bin bag.
"When the heck did we get a rubbish firm and what do you mean or else"
"Look! Stop with all the questions, take one of my maps and get going you're making me stress out! This is my heir day and no one is going to ruin it for me... no one!!!" the Kurda stormed out followed by his heir dayers, boy I'd hate to see him get married *I grinned to myself* he'd make a great bride...
As I opened the door I was buried under an avalanche of trash. "why are vampires such tramps!!!" I squealed scrambling from beneath it (when I say squealed you all know I meant manly yell – of course)
How the heck am I supposed to clear all this and carry out my revenge?
=] Hope you enjoyed it, next chapter coming a.s.a.p I promise this time it won't take forever. I just really wanted to get this one posted today – being Christmas and all...
Merry Christmas X