551. you have a tee that says "i love jack"
552. you write the script of the first film in yo
ur holographic Jack notebook... and is confused as to why you need a new one!
553. You start crying when you see the trailer in the movies or on tv because it is just that good
554. You start hyperventilating when you see potc merchandise at wal-mart
555. You begin making detailed plans on how to crash the Pirates 3 Premiere
556. You punch out anyone who says pirates suck
557. your mom thinks you need therapy
558. your brother never asks you what movie to watch
559. your friends and family avoid saying anything that would remotely connect to POTC
560. When people say pirate words and you quote pirates in your head, giggle and forget what they were saying
561. when people say things not related to pirates at all and you quote the movie in your head and forget what they were saying
562. if you have actually considered having a pirate themed wedding
563. if you have dumped a boyfriend simply because he didn't look enough like Jack
564. if you have started stalking the actors from the pirate show in
Las Vegas.
565. If you have made comments connecting Pirates to Shakespeare
566. If you have had discussions with professors linking Pirates to classical literature in order to validate your obsession
567. If you discovered that they are having a Pirate festival in Newport RI and are already planning on going to every event
568. if you decide to sing a song from "Pirates of Penzance" for your vocal recital simply because it has something to do with pirates.
569. If you quote lines from not just the first and second movies, but also the third.
570. if you started this list months ago and are still checking it constantly
572. if you have a pirates screen saver, desktop background, pointer, cell phone ring and background, folder for school, i-pod skin, backpack...
573. Whenever somebody says I dont believe in ghost you say Barbossa's line with his accent.
574. You want to cut out your heart and put it in a chest because of a girl.
575. You fight everybody that disses Potc
577. when, (on the same trip) you are doing a bush walk and HAVE to run across any bridge you come across just like jack
578. when your parents buy you a treasure chest easter egg
579. when you buy your parents a treasure chest easter egg
580. when you are asked to measure out 5 meters you do the walk jack does when he's looking for the rum on the island after he and elizabeth have marooned
581. when you have to do a social studies assignment and choose a person to study and somehow manage to end up on the pirates website..