HELLO!
AHHHHH! I HAVE RISEN!
I would like to thank my recent repliers (is that even a word?) because without them, I would've continued to forget about this story!
I honestly forgot that I even had stories on here and quotev so I haven't updated anything on this, quotev, and wattpad since forever because I'm stupid!
Now that I'm back, I've regained memory on the subject of Black Butler, and I am ready to write!
Before I write (It's gonna get real sappy now bruh), I'd like to let you all know that I'm very glad that I have so many readers! I'd like to thank everyone who has stuck with this pathetic excuse of a story, no matter how long ago you started reading. And I'd also like to thank the ones who continued to read and follow this story even though I haven't updated for months...
But none the less, just thank you all! I know that this is just a stupid fanfiction and that it isn't that big of a deal, but it really inspires me to continue writing whenever I realize that there are people out there who actually like my stories.
Anywho... *wipes tears*
I'm sort of losing ideas, so any help is appreciated! (I will give credit, and if I really like the idea, I'll write a segment at the end just for you with whatever character you want. :)
(I'm desperate)...
I have decided to change this story's rating to a more mature rating than K+ because I have come to the conclusion that I have included many inappropriate jokes and segments for this story.
I already had a chapter planned out and already typed for this, but it had too many references from other things, and it wasn't truly a KUROSHITSUJI crack, if you know what I mean.
I'm just rambling now.
Do I have any bandoms who are reading?! :D
Because if so, I'm making a crack story for a bunch of different bands! (Hollywood Undead, My Chemical Romance, Black Veil Brides, Sleeping with Sirens, All Time Low, Starset, Pierce the Veil, Falling in Reverse, Escape the Fate, Fallout Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Linkin Park, Get Scared, Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, Amaranthe, Green Day, Three Days Grace, and a whole lot of others!)
So if you are in any of those bandoms. be looking for it!
Woah, that was a long intro!
Onward with the actual show now! :)
I do not own Kuroshitsuji or any of the bootylicious characters-
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Ciel Phantomhive, Sebastian Michaelis, Elizabeth Midford, Grell Sutclif, The Undertaker, Alois Trancy, and that one guy with the fetish for tap shoes were all gathered around a nice bonfire made up of perfectly chopped wood, paper scraps from handcrafted newspapers, and Justin Bieber CDs. It indeed was a nice day. Well, it was until Grell arrived, but that's not important.
Anyways, the gang decided to play a game called "Truth-or-dare". It was quite a simple game. The selected person had to either truthfully answer a personal question, or face the consequences of an embarrassing dare. Ciel decided to add the rule that if the selected victim- er...person refused to do the truth or dare, they would receive a "gentle" punch to the face.
Alois decided that he should go first.
"MMMMMM" the sexy beast growled. "Ciel, tell us your earliest memory of your father. *snort*...earliest...*another snort* that was a good one." he continued to laugh while everyone else among him gasped.
"OH SHENAYNAY, YOU DID NOT JUST SHIZZLE HIS NIZZLE!" Sebastian snapped-literally might I add- and rose to his feet.
"No, no. It's alright. Sebastian, sit down. I can handle this." Ciel gave a Sheldon Smile. (Big Bang Theory)
Sebastian shook his booty before sitting down with Alois.
"My earliest memory was when my father took me into the city to see a marching band-"
"OMG SQUEEEEEE I LOVE THEM GRRRRRR" Lizzie shot up from her seat and began to headbang until her head eventually fell off.
"Err.. Anyways..." Sebastian started only to find everyone dead.
"GOD DAMMIT CIEL"
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That was like the first time I've cursed in this story..
I tend not to do it because I know that I have young readers, but honestly. If you can watch Black Butler, including the corset and nun scene, then I'm sure that you can handle brief language.
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Earl Phantomhive was being boring as usual when all of a sudden he heard a faint sound of a piano off among the distance. Curiosity was peaked from within him, and he strutted over to the area with a boom.
An also very boring man was seated at the piano bench playing the piece. A curl seemed to defy gravity as he continued to play. His glasses reflected the light from the sun and burned Ciel's face off.
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You will get a shout out for the next chapter if you can guess who that was. :D (Hint: He is in an anime, but not Black Butler!)
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Ciel and his friend with benefits, Alois, decided to take a trip to the Americas for some odd reason. I mean, really?! Who wants to come to America?! Whoops, off topic. Anyways...
They finally arrived in a large state by the name of "Texas". They were very confused as to why everyone was running around in plaid and carrying beer and shotguns, but they went along with it anyways. That is, until they were approached by one of the Americans.
"Have ye ever had a poptart...?" he heavily breathed.
"Um...no?"
"TAKE ONE. TREASURE IT."
"Okay then..." Alois sighed while grabbing two of the strangely decorated treats. The man nae nae'd away as Ciel was grabbing the second pastry.
"On the count of three?" Ciel grunted and Alois nodded.
They counted and quickly threw the snacks into their mouths. Their eyes swelled up and they became rabid pop-tart fangirls.
With this new persona came new appearances. Their outfits were quickly transformed into crop-tops with the pop-tart logos. They sported pop-tart decorated leggings, and rainbow converses. A matching pop-tart necklace and earrings set appeared quickly on their pale skin.
"I NEAD MOAR!111!1" the fan-girls screeched and sprinted to a nearby factory.
-5 Hours Later-
"WE NEAD MOARE!11111!#?4! 1"
"YOU'VE ALREADY ATE THE WHOLE FACTORY, STAFF, AND OLD MAN JENKINS!" The manager argued and attempted to push back the fans.
Ciel stopped and calmly walked over to the manager.
"Let's stop fighting. Spread love. 3" he smiled.
The manager was confused. How did he say "3" aloud?
"HE'S DISTRACTED! GET HIM!"
"JAJAJAJAJAJAAAAA11!"
-5 More Hours Later-
The manager had finally woken up and was greeted by two foaming-out-the-mouth fangirls.
He sighed before speaking. "This always happens when the British try pop tarts..."
"WhErE aRe YoU hIdInG ThEM?" Ciel growled.
"Dang it... Alright..." The manager began.
"There's two boxes in the closet in the basement of the factory. Take them both, but remember one thing. The packages will not allow you to eat them until you give one to a British traveler."
"KAY BAII"
-Traveling to the Factory-
They picked up the boxes.
-Traveling Away From the Factory-
A gentleman in a long, black, tailed coat strolled out of his carriage and dusted off his trousers with white gloves. His red eyes searched around the area before landing on two rabid animals. One of the rabid animals thought that the man looked familiar, but at this moment he did not care. Pop-tars. Only. Mattered.
Alois grabbed two packs and whipped over to the man.
"HAVE YOU EVER HAD A POPTART?" He shouted.
"No, I have not." the man replied.
"TAKE ONE! EAT IT! PLEASE!"
"Um, okay?" he gently retrieved the snack while Alois nae nae'd away as the previous man had done before him.
They watched from behind a tree as the man bit into the deliciousness. He let out a yell of anguish and fell to his knees.
Another pop-tart fangirl was claimed that day.
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THE END
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Question of the day!
What is your favorite snack? And are you a fangirl of it?
This chapter wasn't as funny as the others, so I'm sorry. But I love you guys so much. Yesterday. I had a fever of over 104 and threw up a lot, but then I felt like writing so... XD
WOULD YOU RATHERS OMG I LOVE THESE!
Would you rather have an endless supply of cuddles from Ciel, or an endless supply of booty from Alois?
Would you rather be in a chapter of this story, or write a chapter with me for this story?
Would you rather give me ideas because I'm useless, or give me ideas because I'm useless? XD
That is literally all because I'm lazy, I'm so sorry.
LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!
BUH-BYE-BAE-BEE
Is that how it went? Lol, I forgot!
-HappyCupcake02