Author's Note:It has just occurred to me that I freaked people out a tad bit with how quick it escalated from wearing koala PJ's and kitty ears to making out on a couch. I can promise, though, that that's probably about as bad as it will get, because I keep things T and I don't do smut. lol Don't blame me, blame whoever made the 30 Day OTP Challenge. Please accept my apology, though I did warn that it might get changed to T. And DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO DO THIS CHAPTER? I'm sorry if it's a little crazy I wrote it at like after 9pm and I get cuckoo bananas brain after 9pm.

Chapter 14-Genderswapped

Rose woke up and stumbled to the bathroom. She reached for her brush to brush her hair, but found it cut way shorter than it should be.
She looked in the mirror. Not only was her hair cut short and spikey on her head, but she had stumble along her cheeks. She screeched as she looked down at her flat chest.
"DOCTOR!"
Meanwhile, the Doctor had woken to find his hair long and curly, and his chest unnatural swollen.
"What in Gallifrey's name..." he whispered, his voice much higher pitched. "My God! I'VE REGENERATED INTO A WOMAN!"
Rose burst into the room.
"Not exactly," she replied, her voice much deeper than normal.
The Doctor laughed. "Rose? What happened to you?"
"I don't know. Why don't you shut up and fix me?" Rose demanded, crossing her arms.
"I'll fix you as soon as I figure out what has happened to us," the Doctor replied. "My God, you're taller than me."
"And you could fit in my clothes, this is new ground for both of us," Rose snapped back.
"Don't be so touchy," the Doctor replied. "I'll fix us!"
"I'll be touchy all I want!" Rose snapped.

A few minutes later, Rose was dressed in jeans and a t-shirt, pacing the console room in frustration.
The Doctor stepped out, wearing Rose's pink jacket and black leather pants.
"Those are my clothes, Doctor!" Rose said. "Is that what took you so long?! Going through my closet?"
"Actually, I found the clothes quite quickly. I did, however, have a wee bit of trouble putting your bra on."
"Why do I find that sexy?" Rose muttered to herself. "Then again, everything he does is sexy..."
"What was that?" the Doctor asked.
"Nothing," Rose replied.
The Doctor leaned against the console. "Now, what did we do last night?"
Rose thought back. They had gone to an alien bar, took a walk in the planet's moons' light, and then...
"We got attacked by that alien!" Rose declared. "It attached itself to our faces!"
"Yes!" the Doctor yelled, remembering the squid-like creature. "That must be it!"
"So we just find it again, have it reconnect to our faces, and then BOOM! We're us again!" Rose said, excitedly.
"Come on, lets go!" the Doctor said, running for the door.
"No, no, no. People will think you're my boy-girlfriend. You are not dressing like that. Go put on my really cute purple tank-top."
"Are you serious?" the Doctor asked.
"Yes, I may have boy parts, but I still have a girl brain, go change."
The Doctor rolled his eyes, but obeyed.

Ten minutes later, they were at the scene of the previous night's alien attack.
"I don't see it anywhere," Rose commented.
"Keep looking."
"What if we don't find it?"
"We will."
"Doctor, what if we're stuck like this?"
"We won't be. Trust me I'll-"
The Doctor was cut off by a tentacle covering his mouth.
"YOU FOUND IT!" Rose yelled with a squeal.
The Doctor made muffled noises underneath the black squid-like creature attached to his face. Rose ran over and pulled on the creature, like she had the previous night, and it ripped of the Doctor's face and flung back onto hers.
When the creature finally crawled off, Rose could tell her clothes were too baggy and her hair brushed the back of her neck.
"I'm me again!" she yelled, happily, her voice having returned to normal.
She looked over at the Doctor and laughed. Rose's clothes he had been wearing looked tiny on his body. It looked as though he could barely breathe through the impossibly tight tank-top.
Rose giggled. "Let's go back to the TARDIS and change, yeah?"