Chapter 14: The Perfect Plan

The next day…

Chiharu was cheerful and happy the next day. She had her equipment for the revenge she prepared the day before.

As she walked she saw Asuma. Hahahaha, my first victim.

"Hi, Asuma." Chiharu greeted him cheerfully. "What'cha doing?"

"I'm looking for a present…" Asuma looked like he was concentrating on the gifts in front of him.

"For Kurenai?" Chiharu finished.

"Yup…which one would you think she would like?" Asuma picked up a book of some kind of fantasy in one hand and in the other hand he had a flashlight.

Chiharu sweat dropped. "You're really bad in choosing presents." Asuma sighed and put the two items back in their place.

"Why don't you get her that?" Chiharu pointed to a music box. There was a glass ball on the top and it was filled with some kind of liquid.

Chiharu picked it up and looked underneath it. She saw the key and turned it around and around. She stopped and put it on the counter. The music was beautiful. And there was a man and a woman dancing as the music played.

After it finished, Chiharu looked at Asuma. He looked dazed. "Are you going to buy it?" She said each word very slowly.

"Yup." Asuma got out a cigarette from his pocket and put it in his mouth. Before he lit it, Chiharu swiped it from his mouth.

"Wait! I remember something!" Chiharu dug a cigarette from her pocket. "Here, I got you something." Asuma took the cigarette and looked at Chiharu weirdly. "It's just a little present."

Then Chiharu looked down at her watch as if she was worried about being late for something. "AH! I gotta go! See ya!"

Chiharu ran behind a building and laughed. She then looked back at Asuma.

Asuma's POV:

Asuma shrugged and lighted the cigarette Chiharu gave him.

BOOM!

The cigarette blew up and left Asuma dumbfounded. When he looked to his left there was a mirror. His face was covered with black powder. He fell to the ground.

Chiharu's POV:

Chiharu laughed and laughed. Her stomach twisted painfully as she laughed too much.

Who should be the next victim? Chiharu then saw Gai.

"GAI!"

At the end of the day…

Chiharu was in bed and was laughing her butt off. She gave Gai a toothpaste that would freeze his face in one position. She can imagine him trying to teach his students with a smile that would blind their eyes.

And Kakashi. Chiharu she gave him the new issue of Icha Icha Paradise. But the thing was that the pages were all glued together. She saw him trying wrench the pages apart while holding her stomach in laughter.

Then Kurenai. She was the most hilarious one next to Kakashi. Chiharu gave Kurenai a yellow rose. And roses smell really good. But the thing was, that rose smelled awful. REALLY AWFUL! When Kurenai smelled the flower she screamed and threw it on the floor. Luckily Chiharu had a camera because she took a picture of Kurenai when she smelled the flower with the funny expression.

Chiharu laughed and laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Chiharu stopped laughing and turned around slowly. There they were. Gai, Asuma, and Kurenai. But Kakashi wasn't there.

Gai still had his face frozen.

"Eh…hehehe…hi," Chiharu said and tried to run out of the room. But somebody just had to be in the way.

"Kakashi-sense-AHHHH!" Chiharu was thrown on the floor. She looked across from her to see Naruto.

"What are you-" She was cut off as two hands clamped down on each of Chiharu shoulder. She looked up at Kurenai and next to her was Asuma. In the background was Gai.

"What is the worst possible thing that could ever happen to you?" Asuma asked.

"I remember her telling me that it would be wearing a two piece bathing suit." Kurenai said. "In the open. And in a matter of fact, today is Kakashi's birthday. I think you remembered since you gave him that one book."

With wide eyes, Chiharu looked at them. "You wouldn't…" her voice trailed off.

"And I bought one bathing suit just for you Chiharu," Kurenai dragged Chiharu to the restroom.

Naruto's POV:

He heard screaming in his restroom. His face was in horror.

Then Chiharu was thrown out of the restroom. And Naruto had a nosebleed.

She was wearing a yellow two-piece bathing suit. And around her waist was a small skirt that had ducks designed on it.

He looked at her face and saw that it was flamed with embarrassment. He ran out of the apartment, to tell the rest of the students.

Chiharu's POV:

Chiharu was thrown out of the restroom. She looked at the two men to see that one of them were laughing (Asuma), and the other was running to the kitchen. (Gai)

She knocked on the restroom door. "Kurenai let me in!" From inside of the restroom, she could hear Kurenai laughing.

Then suddenly some invisible force was pulling her eyelids down. I… feel so…sleepy. Chiharu fell on the ground.

Kurenai's POV:

Kurenai opened the bathroom door to find Chiharu on the floor. She looked at Asuma and Gai with a questioning look.

"I put a sleeping Jutsu on her. Now…who's going to buy the cake?" Both Kurenai and Asuma looked at Gai. Gai had tears going down his face. They grinned.

"Gai, go get the cake." Kurenai ordered.

Naruto's POV:

Naruto found the rest of the gang. They were hanging out at the ramen stall. But Sasuke wasn't there. That's good.

"Sakura-chan!" Naruto screamed out. He spotted her fighting with Ino.

"Sakura-chan!" Naruto shook Sakura. "Chiharu-bathing suit- cake-Kakashi-sensei's birthday-" He was cut off by Ino.

"What are you trying to say?" Sakura and Ino stopped fighting to listen to Naruto. They were interested in what Naruto was trying to say.

"Kurenai and Asuma-sensei are going to put Chiharu inside a cake with her bathing suit. And today's Kakashi's sensei's birthday!"

Naruto collapsed on the floor. He was getting dizzy.

It took a while for the others to get what he said.

"…WHAT?!" Everybody screamed.

"What's going on?" Suddenly Sasuke was there. A hand in a pocket and he was looking at them with a bored expression on his face.

Naruto opened his mouth only to have Sakura's palm slap on it.

"Nothing! Sasuke-kun. We are just discussing about-"Both Sakura and Ino said. But Naruto interrupted them both.

"Kakashi-sensei's birthday!" He finished.

"Hn." Sasuke began to walk away.

Everybody let go of the breath the were holding in.

"I'll go get him something, then." Everybody's eyes were wide open.

Kurenai's POV:

"How long will she be asleep?" Kurenai asked Asuma.

"Long until midnight. She then wake up." They both started laughing.

Both Kurenai and Asuma were carrying a large cake to Asuma's house. Inside the cake was Chiharu in the bathing suit.

But they have no idea that the students are coming.

Sakura's POV:

Sakura has been trying desperately to convince Sasuke not to go to the party. To give Kakashi-sensei's present tomorrow.

Then suddenly Sasuke turned to Sakura.

"Why don't you want me to go?" Sakura was dumbfounded. Think of an excuse think of an excuse.

"Because…" Sakura couldn't think of anything.

"Because Asuma paid some strippers to be there. And hookers also." Naruto said from behind.

Sakura saw Sasuke stop and turn. Yes! Go Naruto!

"I think I'll go tomorrow then. If you two are going then give my regards to Kakashi-sensei." With those words Sasuke left. Shaking his head.

Sakura turned to Naruto. "Where'd you come with that excuse?"

Naruto pointed to the poster on the wall. "I looked at that poster." It was the poster of Icha Icha Paradise.

Sakura sighed and walked away.

Kakashi's POV:

Kakashi looked at the card he was holding in his hand.

My Place…Tonight

-Asuma

He shook his head. I wonder what he has planned tonight. He exited his apartment and started walking towards Asuma's house.

Chiharu's POV:

Chiharu groaned groggily. What happened? She then thought back. She remembered. I'm gonna kill them.

She opened her eyes and looked around her. She was in some box thing. She looked down at herself to see that she was still wearing the bathing suit. Kurenai…I'm gonna get you back…meanie.

"Oi! Anybody out there?!" Chiharu yelled out.

Asuma's POV:

Asuma and Kurenai were drinking water when they heard the cake talk.

"Oi! Anybody out there?!"

They looked at each other.

"She's awake already? But Kakashi isn't even here yet?" Kurenai exclaimed. Their plans for tonight would be ruined. They both looked at the cake to see that it was moving. Then a hand popped out of the side.

"AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Kurenai and Asuma ran over to the cake and pushed the hand back inside. Then a leg popped out from the opposite side. Kurenai ran and shoved it back in.

As Kurenai shoved it back inside, the cake began to topple over.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Three voices screamed. (Chiharu, Kurenai and Asuma)

Chiharu's POV:

Chiharu popped up her head to see that everybody including her was covered with cake. But she was less. There was only cake on her back and some on her arms.

She stood and walked over Asuma who was in her way. As they were on the ground, Chiharu headed towards the door. Before her hand reached the door, the door opened. There…was Kakashi.

Kakashi's POV:

Kakashi looked at Chiharu, who was in a bikini. He looked past her to see that Asuma and Kurenai were mixed with some cake and icing. They looked like they wouldn't be up for a long time. He looked back at Chiharu.

She began to turn red.

He teasingly looked at her body up and down.

Chiharu's POV:

"Pervert!" She smacked Kakashi on the head with the palm of her hand. But before the hand reached his head, Kakashi dodged and was face to face with here, leaving an inch in between their noses.

Chiharu became nervous. "Um…Kakashi…what-" Kakashi put his finger to her lips.

Chiharu turned even redder. She was getting embarrassed and nervous.

"…"

"…"

They both were silent. Chiharu sweat dropped when Kakashi once more looked up and down at her body. She couldn't take it anymore.

"Kawarimi no jutsu!" Chiharu opened her eyes to see that there was a lamp where she was standing from before. She was relieved. She also saw Kakashi looking down at the lamp.

Chiharu ran quickly to the restroom and locked the door. I knew he was easy to escape from.

"You can't escape from me that fast," Chiharu turned around and screamed. There sitting on the toilet was Kakashi.

Chiharu slammed the door opened and looked at the living room. Another Kakashi was there. Kage buushin no jutsu.

She looked at the door, getting ready to run. But Kakashi was suddenly in front of her.

He held up a hand. "Yo."

She dodged him and her hand was just at the door. Then it opened.

"YYYYEEEAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Chiharu quickly went to the side and saw Jiraiya run into Kakashi.

"CHIHARU!!! BE MY MODEL!" Jiraiya once again stampeded towards her.

Chiharu grabbed the nearest thing near her and threw it at him. The table crushed him to the ground.

"Hn?" Chiharu turned her head and saw Kurenai and Asuma getting up.

"What happened?" Asuma rubbed his head and looked at Chiharu. He then looked at Jiraiya who had a table on him. Jiraiya cheeks were red and there was drool coming out from the side of his mouth.

Kurenai and Asuma gaped. They then looked at Chiharu.

"Chiharu…you won't kill…right-" Asuma was interrupted.

"It was AAAAAALLLLLLLLL Asuma's idea! He forced me to join this stupid plan!" Kurenai yelled as she pointed at Asuma.

"Nani?! I didn't! You made the plan and forced Gai to buy the cake!" Asuma accused.

They both turned to find that Kakashi and Chiharu were gone. Jiraiya was still on the floor mumbling to himself.

Chiharu's POV:

Chiharu left Kurenai and Asuma arguing to each other. She knew that she deserved this. After pulling pranks on them. She sighed.

She then felt something around her shoulders. She looked and saw that it was coat. She then saw Kakashi next to her. Chiharu had a questioning look plastered on her face.

"It's cold and there the streets can get dangerous when people see a woman walking in a bikini." Chiharu sweat dropped. That is so like him.

But Chiharu didn't say anything.

Kakashi's POV:

Kakashi looked at Chiharu to see that she was stumbling from time to time.

"Stupid Sleeping jutsu," he heard her murmur.

He sighed and carried her on his back. She didn't weigh much, which was a good thing.

Kakashi saw that his apartment was close by. He sighed, because he too was getting sleepy.

As he entered his apartment in his room, he cringed as he heard every word Chiharu was saying.

"OMG! Thank you for the piggyback ride. My legs were killing me!" He could see her smiling even if he didn't face her. He was going to get her good.

"Um…Kakashi…you could put me down…Kakashi?" Chiharu asked.

"Nope…I'm gonna punish you," He said as he entered his room.

I'm on a roll here!!! Before i couldn't update at all because my internet broke down and i couldn't update the stories cause the were on my laptop. X(