A/N: Alright, this is somewhat shorter than I wanted to be but its here and hopefully its funny enough! This goes out to Frozenjaqulinefrost who wrote out a suggestion in one of her stories called Jack's Accented Slip. So yeah, I hope this is good enough even though it isn't long and maybe I'll get something put up on Darker on the Outside and then The Memories of Jackson Overlander. God, I'm a hot mess right now...I need to get that song! Or maybe I could just listen to it to get rid of the trouble.

Chapter 14: Hiccups Galore

"Alec! You are so going to get it, and don't even think about trying to get out your sword!" It was of course a normal Friday at the Pole with the ever reoccurring events of that day, Alec and Jack fighting like complete two year-olds. And who's this Alec guy that suddenly gets swooped into the picture? Well, he's no other than Alec North, North's son to be exact.

"Never! Just—" Alec started to yell and then there was a sudden crash, a small moan, and the random jingle of bells. Jack rolled his eyes and walked over to where he heard the noise but was almost trampled by a sudden group of elves that came out of nowhere that seemed to be in a serious hurry. He picked up one of the elves that seemed to be a bit behind on what to do and shook it lightly.

"Care to tell me why all of your friends are running away?" Sprinkle nodded to Jack's question and pointed to the ground, probably to help guide him. Jack obliged and put him down to start walking in the opposite direction of the elves. There were only a few left running around like chickens with no heads, but other than that the hallway was silent and empty. The elf stopped and pointed to the swing open doors of the stable.

Jack slowly braced himself for the worst and quickly opened the door, not quite prepared to see what was in front of him. Alec was dangling upside down, tied up by many ropes and looked like he was trying to get free but only succeeding in tangling himself up even more. Jack burst out laughing and Alec glared half-heartedly at the other teen.

"How did," Jack started to say before stopping to get a breath of air after laughing. "How did you get stuck like that?" Alec continued to glare before giving out a small huff and answering the question.

"I was trying to hide from you but then I tripped and the reindeer weren't much help…" He trailed off as a reindeer came over and started licking his hair. Alec tried moving away and the ropes finally snapped, making him fall flat on his head. Another moan came out and Jack couldn't help but laugh again, but harder. Quickly a hiccup fell into the rhythm until it was every few seconds.

"Ha. Now you've got the hiccups, karma is good." Alec said quietly and quickly untangled himself from the ropes as if they were no problem. Really, there were many puzzles to that guy…

"Uhh….hiccups?" Jack said blankly. Alec stared at him and Jack hiccupped again and again.

"Yeah, we need to get rid of that." The auburn-haired boy told him and walked, motioning for the other to follow. Jack did, hiccupping every few seconds, and getting on Alec's last nerve. At one point he was very ready to just knock the teen out just for the irritating high-pitched sound.

"Alright," The younger teen said, obviously trying not to groan in frustration, and turned around to face the taller. "We're getting help. Now I wonder if Sammy's not busy." He readied himself for a visit from a spirit of…fiery disposition. Who Jack probably hated with a, get this, burning passion.

"What?!" He hiccupped. "No way am I," Another hiccup. "Going to be helped by that crazy spirit! That guy," Now a double hiccup. "Almost freaking burned my hair!" Now he started to hiccup very often making him unable to yell at Alec anymore. Alec smirked and walked away to his room to call a very famous spirit.

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"Yo, Ali! What do you want me to help you with?" A very obnoxious voice said as he came through the door. Jack rolled his eyes and hiccupped quietly as Alec looked over at the two, quietly seeing sparks—angry sparks but who really cared right now—fly between the two. So he stepped in before anything happened.

"I told you not to call me that Sam, my name's already short as it is. Anyway, we've got a problem, Jack has the hiccups." Sam's face lit up and a smirk appeared quickly on his face as he walked to Jack, and then circled around him as if he was seeing what he was going to do.

"Awesome! So what first, water test? Singing—"

"Not on your life," Jack conveniently hiccupped here. "Samuel Summers! I'd like to have my body not burned," Another hiccup—really they needed to fix those hiccups before any of the readers and or writer got sick of it. "By you or anyone!" Sam tsked in a very fake serious manner and got something out of his orange jacket. It was a small bottle of water but it literally screamed, Don't trust me! I was never water in the first place!

"Here, it'll help. And don't worry its water." He smirked and gave Jack the water, with Alec watching everything closely, not really sure what to do or say. Jack snatched it and quickly muttered, "Crazy mind reader." and drank it slowly. After a moment or two everything seemed okay, and that Jack was going to get over his hiccup until he stopped drinking and coughed the water up, getting Sammy a bit wet.

Samuel glared in Jack's direction and heard a groan behind and went to another step, or a way to get even for messing up his favorite black shirt…even though he had dozens like the one. He grabbed the white haired teen's wrist and instructed him what to do next. Through hiccups Jack stuck his tongue out and glared at him before standing on his hands and saying the alphabet backwards.

"How is this," Great, a hiccup. "Helping at all?" Sammy walked away and made Alec find a pie for him. Before the other could ask what was going on, he ignited his hand and the auburn went away to look for it. A few minutes later Alec came back with the pie, thank goodness for the extra whipped cream on pumpkin pie, and walked back to Jack.

"C'mon Jack, you can get up now, it's obvious that you won't get over these hiccups so let's go." Luck for Sam's very devious plan, Jack flipped to get back up and his face was covered in cream and pie filling from the random pie flung at his. Alec laughed quietly but also didn't want to be frozen by Jack so he walked away; deciding that maybe watching was a bit of a bad thing.

"Haha, so funny." Jack muttered and wiped the cream of his face. He picked up his staff from the floor and tapped Sammy's feet, freezing them to the ground. "There, now you can spend eternity there!" He stuck out his tongue and started to leave when he looked back and saw Sammy scowl at him. Oh, well.

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Of course good things had to come to an end, and other random things were pretty much put to a stop before things got physical.

Alec walked back to where the other two teens were and prayed to God one of them wasn't hurt. As he walked around he didn't really expect this.

"Stop moving! Piñatas don't move!" And of course it led to something like that. Jack had Sammy hanging upside down by what looked to be a really long icicle.

"I am not a piñata! Hello, have piñatas ever spoken to you?" Jack glared angrily at Sammy and absently hit Sam on the head. Alec of course, burst out laughing, getting the attention of both of the boys in front of him. Samuel also started laughing and Jack only glared and hiccupped quietly.

"Get him down from there, or better yet," He trailed off as he quickly got his sword. Before anyone could ask questions, he closed his eyes and flung it in front of him and didn't think of opening his eyes until he heard a thud.

"Crazy people. First you freeze me," He glared at Jack here. "Then you chuck a sword at me and to this!" He then glared at Alec and pointed to a small tip that just barely showing signs of being hit. Alec shrugged and Jack hiccupped quietly.

"Fine. Then this is ending on my own terms.

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"There is no way in hell that I'm going to do that!" Sam smirked as he pushed the jar closer to Jack. It was a small jar, albeit a bit wide, of jalapeño peppers.

"It's the only way to get rid of them." Sam said with his ever growing smirk. He was sporting a bruise on his head, but he thought it was well worth considering what was about to happen. Jack looked over to Alec miserably which turned to shock when he only shrugged.

"Fine," Jack grumbled quietly and slowly opened the lid. Too quickly, the smell of the peppers wafted through the room and even Alec but on a look of slight disgust. He stuck his hand in the jar and got one, getting the longest one in there. "Oh come on, you've got to be kidding me."

And slowly he raised the pepper to him mouth and bit down on the tip quietly. Gradually his face grew red and scrunched up in what clearly looked like pain. Jack instantly dropped the jalapeño and fanned his open mouth yelling while Alec and Sam laughed hysterically.

Suddenly there was a small hiccup…dang it….then another one followed after it.

"Haha!" Jack smirked before running to the faucet to stop his mouth from, 'melting off his face'.

Well, intentional or not, revenge is best served cold. In this case Jack Frost, if we all need the knowledge.

A/N: Yup, I told you, short! Well, I'm just going to do something from the movie next chapter like I said I was and then didn't for like 14 chapters. Aren't I true to my word...eventually? Well, thank you to the people that bear with me on my crazy one-shots and archs! Alright, before I bore you back to sleep, I'd like to say thank you one last time, you're my best friends...except I see my best friend daily and school. Oh well!

With Love and Cookies,

Snowball