Happy Belated Christmas!!! I know, I haven't updated but I've been sick with the cold and playing with my new teddy -sarcasm- ah no I'm kidding I was sick though. This chapter is dedicated to EdwardChick1901, who got a preview of this chapter and Fanpire123 who will get a preview of the next chapter. Obviously this isn't that good and I'm sorry but I thought it was rather funny when I was writing it. Some people asked me questions and I forgot to clear them up so here it is.

Question One : It's Bella Swan, Alice Brandon, Emmett McCarthy, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Whitloch, Edward Cullen. No one is related to anyone. Edward is adopted by Esme and Carlise Cullen! They are always at each other houses cause basically they live off of each other.

Question Two: Edward is not a virgin. Sad to say it but like I have referred to he had a troubled past and Bella dragged him into her world after many arguments, slaps, kisses and lots more....

Question Three. Will I be doing a story that leads up to Kissing Style...I'm not sure...I would like to but I'll have to finish this first but maybe what do ya'll think??

THE WASHING MACHINE KISS

KellmettRocksThatHat

BPOV

"I hate wash days," I said drearily to Alice who was lounging on my bed, looking into her blackberry, smiling wistfully. I rolled my eyes, bending down and threw in another particle of clothing. A blue blouse Edward had complimented so long ago it felt now.

"Jazz say hi," She said nonachedly over the sound of rapid clicks. I sighed and pondered on taking her blackberry and throwing it out the window. But then I shook my head. If the blackberry fell I wouldn't be far behind it.

"Tell him I say I own him at soccer," I snickered at Emmett, Jasper, Carlisle and my private joke. We matriculate a lot. Alice's finger stopped abruptly and her face scrunched together, confused before her head snapped up.

"What?" She asked her tone even more confused than her face. I swatted away the question with the wave of my hand and she sighed and soon the silence was filled again.

"He says yeah right," Alice said, never looking up. I smiled and thought of the last time Emmett, Jasper, Carlisle and I had played soccer. It was a rainy day and I had come over to see Edward. However, he wasn't there he had gone on his monthly day shopping with Esme. It was their bonding time. Once Edawrd just went for the trip and left as soon as he told her he was going shopping for his boxers and stuff but now they actually enjoyed it together, however embarrassed he felt. But Carlisle was there with Emmett and Jasper watching a soccer game. Alice and Rosalie had gone on a spa trip which I refused to go on.

What happened was that Edward and Esme came home and found me sitting on top of Emmett Jasper and Carlisle, looking bewildered. Damn, I sure showed them who was boss, though it was only my klutziness that came into play. I fell taking them down with me and came out on top....literally.

"Ahh, that was awesome," I said under my breath.

"So want any help," Alice chirped, throwing her berry onto my pillows and bouncing off of the bed. I grunted.

"Well if I wanted you an hour ago I still want you now," I said tired. She smiled angelically at me and tossed a small skirt into my arms from behind her back. I looked at it scrutinizingly before looking at her, scowling.

"That's not mine," I growled at her glowing face.

"No. Its mine. Merry Christmas,"

"Christmas was six months ago," I said with my lips pursed.

"Merry belated Christmas?" She said quietly. I couldn't help it but I burst out into laughter, making her grin.

Hey
Y ou're crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right

Alice and I laughed as I dashed over to my phone and picked it up.

"Hey Rose. How's it going in Florida?"I smiled, balancing the basket on my hip as Alice watched my face appraising. I heard a drawn out sigh on the other side of the phone.

"Its good to hear from you Bella. Even though I was the one that had to ring. Its just so boring here. I know she was my great-aunt, but I have no clue who any of these people are and worse, they keep saying 'ohh, it's young Lillian Hale. My haven't you grown up. I remember when I changed your diapers and they used to be so smelly, you never had much control of that bladder of yours. Ah, those where the days. I bet you have landed a boyfriend now. Ha, I can't. At my age! And now the tables have turned, I can't control my bladder now ," She said in a complete serious tone and I held my sides laughing, catching a concerned look from Alice.

"Well, at least we know about that you weren't one for the potty training," I giggled. Alice laughed and Rosalie growled.

"Alice is here," I said, casting a look at the small girl standing in front of me, bouncing on both feet.

"Ooh, put me on loudspeaker," She said softly.

"Sure, sure," I said, clicking the button quickly.

"Hey Alice," She shouted out and I laughed. The last day, before Rose left for her grandaunts funeral we had a sleepover at hers and as part of a dare we made Alice drink two cups of coffee, Red Bull and eat two packets of gummy worms. I don't think I ever laughed as much or was as afraid, we ended up hiding in the closet, thinking we were safe. But when we looked out the gape between the two doors we felt a hand on our shoulders.

"Who are we hiding from?" Alice had whispered loudly, eyes shifting nervously. I shuddered.

"Hey. How's it going?"

"Not bad. Even mom and dad didn't know who she was," she said with a sigh. I nodded sympathetically.

"You nodding Bella?" She asked and I nodded once more.

"Damn straight,"I said firmly and all three of us laughed boisterously.

"I need to put these in the washer. Talk soon Rose. Love you," I smiled, turning on my heel.

"Yeah, Talk later Boer," She laughed as I walked out the door, descending down the stairs and into the wash room. I put the basket on top of the drying and began to toss the dirty clothes into the washing machine. I reached over for the powder and cussed loudly as I stumbled to the side and dropped the box of powder into the washer with a 'plop'.

"Shit! Crap, crap, crap,"I cried and rolled up my shirt sleeve and reached in and tried to pull it out but came to no avail as my arm wasn't long enough. I heard a sudden squeak of the door and spun around so quickly I lost my footing. Before I could make contact with the ground two pair of familiar strong hands wrapped around my waist and I was pulled closer to his warm muscular chest.

"Hey you," He smiled crookedly making my heart stop before going into over drive. Would I ever get over his beauty. The answer was a flat out no.

"Hey," I muttered into his chest as I felt his hands massage my shoulders. All thoughts at that moment flew out of my head.

"So what are you doing," He asked but before I could even register his question I was sitting on the suddenly closed lid my legs opened and I laughed at the simplicity of it. My next kiss.

He leaned forward and mashed his smooth lips to mine and I relished in the moment. My brain cutting off just my body working for me. Heaven. His fingers pulled at my hairband that was keeping my freshly curled hair up in a petite bun. He pulled it down and soon the curls fell past my shoulders in delicate curls. Edward grinned against my lips and ran his fingers through my hair as my hands tangled in his.

"I...love...you...Bella," He breathed in between the butterfly kisses he planted on my neck and other. I laughed breathlessly and tugged him closer. I nibbled on his bottom lip and then began to kiss it hungrily. Something underneath me jump and my lips landed on Edward's. I squinted in confusion and was about to check it out when Edward wrapped my legs around my waist and began to kiss me again.

I wouldn't have taken any notice the next six times it happened but them my pants felt wet and each time I moved there would be a strange squishing noise. Edward continued to kiss me but then I looked down. There was foamy bubbles all around me, pure fluff. Edward didn't notice but his head shot up as I let out a high pitch scream. Then it really started coming out from the gapes. Soon it was too fast coming and I was pushed down. I stood up and realized I was up in it as far as my knees.

Edward looked around the room confused and laughed and laughed. I grimaced and pushed him, making him slide back and fall onto his behind. I laughed and his hand snapped out, he grabbed my foot and he tugged at it, knocking me to the ground.

"Edward," I scolded. He smiled and got up offering me his hand.

"Thanks," I grunted and tried to make my way over to the washer but quickly slipped and fell onto my front.

"Oof," I groaned and Edward laughed. I sat up slowly and grabbed his hand that was held out. I smiled deviously and pulled him down beside me, he yanked my leg back and I fell. I turned over on my side and took a handful of fluff in my hand and threw it into his smug face.

"Hey," he shouted, playfully grabbing a handful and shoving it under my nose.

"Sucker,"He joked and I dived at him, knocking him to the ground. I got up slowly and held onto the walls for support as I reached the washer. There was mountains of white fluff coming out of it and I groaned loudly, wondering what in Gods green earth I was going to do? Finally I began to scoop at it furiously and pile it into my basket but when that was full I slipped off one of my shoes and laughed evilly as it began to fill.

"Here take mine," Edward shouted behind me and handed me his shoe that I quickly replaced my own with.

"What do we do?" I shouted over the rocking sound of the machine. he shrugged his shoulders and smiled innocently.

"Kiss?" I slapped him in the chest, which made another squishing noise and I laughed under my breath.

"Edward we're going to smother if this gets much higher," I screamed as the fluff reached a little further than my waist line. His eyes popped out and he looked at the walls, exactingly. them.

"Oh, Bella," He cried exasperating things. That little faker and wrapped his arms around my waist. That was it. I, Bella Swan was going to die with my lover, cause of death. Fluffiness overdose. Jeez, I can just see the headlines now. And guess what sprung to mind first thing. Yup, you got it. I was going to die a bloody virgin. Urrgh.

There was a crack outside the door and suddenly the rocking machine stopped rocking and fluff stopped spilling out of it. I watched bug eyed as the door began to slowly open. There stood tiny Alice twirling the plug around in her fingers. She did not look impressed as her blackberry was in the other and I could vaguely make out Jasper calling into it.

"Seriously?" Alice asked, shaking her head and turned back to walk out. I looked at Edward and dashed for the door. I heard crash behind me and assumed Edward had fallen. Idiot.

Washing machine kiss was a complete fail. Next Hot'N Cold Kiss

There it is. Hope you enjoyed it!! It was defiently a fluffy chapter and before anyone can ask yes I got the idea from Just My Luck. I hate when people say you stole that from whatever it was I took the idea from. I know I took it and well done for catching it. I don't mind when you just say it in the review with other stuff but just don't make it the review its pointless.

Okay I have a really good fanfictions you should read

Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal...defiently my favourite on the site.. love the ending!!

And

My Fairytale Ending by lover of ALL books

Anyone have any suggestions on good fic?? I'm open to all sorts!!

KellmettRocksThatHat

xx