Me: Yay! Chapter #14, to which it is dedicated to my dear friend Aura Edward, she just loves one of the songs in this chapter
Chad: It's almost Christmas!
Me: But I celebrate Kwanza…
Chad: No you don't
Me: But nobody remembers Kwanza….
Chad: true, true
Me: ….. I OWN TWILIGHT AND THE SONGS!
Chad: Why yes, yes you do.
Me: O_O … Really?
Chad: Naw, Phantom's dreams will never come true
Me: go kill yourself Chad
Chad: I am not suicidal
Me: Whatever…. You totally are… now chapter 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanza! Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanza! Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanza!
Jasper POV (his POV will be over soon)
"Do we have to? I would much rather see the blondie duet go before I am forced to leave. Well them and my wolfie buddies!" I could already feel how eager Jake was to get out of performing. In my opinion, no one wanted to be next, aside from Emmett, but who knows what goes on in his head. I could already see Edward shaking my head at me as a sign that I did not even want to know what Emmett was thinking.
"Let me think about it for a second." Alice must have been pulled into a vision, because all of the sudden her face was blank. "Ok, Rose and Jazz, you are now next. After you finish, it's Edward's time to shine!" I could see Edward go pale, even for a vampire. I have no idea what song Alice picked for him, but I think that he regretted it.
"Alice, do we have to? I really hate the costume, it makes me look square," Rose complained. (O_o… hint for the song) I will admit, I didn't like the song that much either, but at least I didn't have to sing as much as Rose. I will also admit that the remix version of the song that we are singing is hilarious!
"Rose, you are singing the song assigned to you, and you are dressing up in that costume. Now go and change." I love my little pixie. "You too, Jazzy." I don't love her as much now.
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Bella POV
"This ought to be interesting," said Jacob. I had a very good feeling that he was right. I already knew that Alice picked a song that did not fit Rosalie in any way possible. I think she put Jasper there just so he could make her willing to sing.
"Here they come! Momma, why is Rosalie dressed like a giant sponge and Uncle Jasper covered in green paint?" I love my daughter to death, but she does have a point. Why are Jasper and Rose dressed that way?
Right now we were in the walking in the direction of the arts and crafts. I wonder what song they were singing. I soon found out when the music started to play.
(Bold is Rosalie, plain text is Jasper, underlined is both Rosalie and Jasper, andbold underlined is EVERYONE, also, I suggest that you read the whole song!)
It's not about winning, it's about fun! F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
What's that?
Fun is when you...fun is...it' like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fun?? HERE...Let me spell it for you!
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
Down here in the deep blue sea!
U is for You and me.
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.
Jasper! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Never! That's completely idiotic!
Now, do it like this,
F is for Fire that burns down the-
Here, Let me help you...
F is for Fire that burns down the whole town.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside... Well I like it! Let's do it again!
N is for No survivors when you'reDown here in the deep blue sea!
Should we stop?
U is for Unexpected revenge
N is for Never cleaning and eating all the food.
Here with my best enemy.
(Menacing Laughing part)
Down in the deep blue sea.
(F.U.N. Song by people of Sponge-bob)
We all stared in silence as Rose and Jasper took a bow and ran to the dressing rooms. It was only when they returned that we began to laugh hysterically. It was also at that point that we noticed a girl at the end of the aisle. Once she saw that she had our attention, she walked right up to Rosalie.
"Hey Sponge-blond, do you know where I can get about a thousand 360 double shot machine guns (not a gun person, so gun is fake), about a hundred thousand platypuses and ten thousand female sea horses?" Why did she want only female sea horses? What was wrong with the males?
"One, my name is Rosalie not sponge-blond. Two, who the hell are you? And three, what is wrong with the male seahorses?" Rosalie can be so good with words at times.
(Character submitted by anonymous reviewer Chad II)
"Oh, how rude of me! My name as of this moment is special agent Tracey Aura Chad. (O_o) I only need female seahorses because I don't want the males reproducing while I am trying to take over the world." We all stared dumbstruck at this girl. I doubt that she was serious; I mean who can rule the world with a legion of animals.
"There she is! Get her!" We heard the voices from down the aisle. "Tracey" must have heard them too because she was running in the opposite direction.
"You'll never catch me alive! The world will quake at my might! The platypuses will be recognized!" What the special agent didn't seem to realize was there was another guy at the end of the aisle. He seemed to be holding a syringe. When she ran past him he caught her and emptied the contents of the syringe into her arm. She managed to struggle free before collapsing onto the ground. "Tracey" then began to snore, very loudly, I might add.
"Sorry about that. She escaped this morning and we have been searching for her ever since. I also might want to warn you to never sing something like that ever again. I have to go now though. She won't stay asleep for long, and we still need to get her straight jacket back on. I have no idea how she managed to get out of two in three minutes, but then again, I really would rather not know the means in which she escaped.
With that, the man walked away. Edward then began to laugh very loudly. "He knows how she got out of the jackets; he just doesn't want to admit it." Edward began laughing louder. I opened my shield and asked him how the man knew that the girl had escaped.
"He took them off of her, along with his shirt and pants." With that we all began to laugh. I mean, who knew that the people in the crazy bin could pull a trick like that!
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"Ok, now that we are all laughed out from that incident, Eddie, it's your turn!" I could tell that Edward really resented agreeing to this, but if I had to go through my torture, then he had to go through his.
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"Fine, I'm ready. I'll meet you in the pharmacy. I need a few minutes alone." I felt a little bad for my husband, but then I thought about how he didn't let me back down. I didn't feel as bad anymore.
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"Where is he?" I could already tell that Emmett was getting bored. I think he really wanted to do his song, but being part of the original prank, he was forced to go last.
"I don't know… Oh wait, there he is." And he was there, in one of the most ridiculous outfits yet. It was similar to his previous costume, but with more sparkles and a Spanish flare to it. Alice then started the music, and Edward got into position. I think Jasper sent some happiness Edward's way because he suddenly became lively.
(It's all Edward from here)
She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls. She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain. Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall.
She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light.
She's got a new addiction for every day and night.
She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.
She took my heart and she took my money
she must've slipped me a sleeping pill
She never drinks the water and makes you order French Champagne
Once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane.
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.
Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live her crazy life
but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come On!
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.
(Livin la Vida Loca by some random group! Sorry, I forgot who wrote it)
Edward then pulled me in for a kiss. We only broke apart when we heard a voice. My guess is he was speaking to Edward because of what he was saying.
(Again this is xXxXTwilightPrincessXxXx's character but not Violet, I think she already had enough time to shine)
"I can fix that for you, you know. You don't have to live 'la vida loca' anymore once I get through with you." This guy is a little creepy. I mean ,what will he fix? Will he fix Edward like you can "fix" a dog or a cat? I would rather that not happen.
"I would rather not get 'fixed.' I enjoy livin la vida loca. Also, if I may ask, who are you?" I had to admit it, Edward sounded a little scared when he talked to the stranger. I think he was just a little terrified at what this boy was thinking about.
"Why yes, yes you can ask. My name is James, James Desturction (made up last name, it's really destruction spelled wrong!) but my friends all call me Jimmy, Jimmy." This Jimmy dude was starting to freak us all out. Luckily, Alice came to the rescue.
"Hi Jimmy. We don't need your services, but I think that person over there does. Some punk is annoying her. I think his name is Chad, and he is saying something about a werewolf and no dreams. Thanks anyway." I could already tell that Jimmy was going to go away, and for that I was thankful.
"Why yes, yes I will help the phantom." No idea why he called the person a phantom, (I'm in the story, Oh joy!) but at this point I could care less. "I bid you farewell, and if you ever need my services, here is my card." He handed Alice the card and then left towards the people fighting. Once he was out of sight, Alice threw the card to the ground and turned to face us. She appeared too happy which is never good.
"So, who wants to go next?" Like I said, not a good thing.
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Me: And so concludes chapter 14!
Chad: You will never become a werewolf FYI
Me: Yes I will
Jimmy: I can fix that for you
Me: all I need is the suicidal freak gone
Jimmy: That I can do too
Me: OK, Bye Chad. Send my regards to Satan
Jimmy: There he is gone
Me: you can go too
Jimmy: I have no need to go
Me: …. Oh look a kitten stuck in a tree
Jimmy: I can fix that
Me: then fix it
Jimmy: OK, here is my card incase you need me to fix anything
Me: ….ok
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AND THANK YOU xXxXTwilightPrincessXxXx FOR THE USE OF YOUR CHARACTERS!
THE SAME GOES FOR Chad II!
BUH-BYE PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chad: no point what so ever
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, he is back
Chad: yes and I'm here to stay
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO
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