A/N: Who has seen Eclipse yet? I have! It was amazing… Definitely the best one yet. Well, obviously I sadly still do not own Twilight. Everything belongs to the pimpin' Stephenie Meyer. By the way, my amazing friend Courtney is helping me write this chapter. So, thanks Court for all your awesome support. Love you bitch!

Renesmee

I woke up to the sound of my annoying-as-fuck alarm clock.

Damn you, effing Justin Bieber song. Damn you.

I rolled back over to try to finish my dream about breaking Jasper's arm.

As I finally started dreaming again something or someone shook me.

"Ugh, earthquake!" I yelled.

I heard chuckling as the shaking continued.

"Shit! Take cover," I continued to scream.

"Damn, Ness. It's me. There's no earthquake".

Hmm, that voice sounds oddly like my boyfriend's.

"Renesmee, wake the hell up, sweetheart", Jake said.

"Mmm, Jacob. I'm going to need you to remove your forceful hands from my shoulders, thanks", I replied, grouchily.

He did what I asked- kind of. And instead of removing them from my body completely he slid them down my body- resting at my waist.

"How's that?" he replied. I could almost hear the smirk in his voice.

"Well, it's an improvement," I shrugged.

He chuckled as he said, "You do realize that you have about an hour before the party, yeah"?

Um, no!

"Uh, not really, no. Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we just stay here and I can go back to sleep", "Oh, and how the hell did you get in my house" I questioned.

"The back door was unlocked, goofball. You need to be more cautious, babe. I don't want you getting hurt" he said, protectively.

"Okay, okay. Want to make me something to eat, babe? I have to get ready".

"Do I look like I cook", he retorted, mockingly.

"Ugh, Jacob Ephraim Black do it now," I pouted.

As the warm water cascaded down my back I hummed a random Ke$ha song that popped into my head.

Finally after I finished my shower I wrapped my hair in a towel and opened my shower curtain.

"Shit," I cursed. I hate it when I accidentally leave my towels on the counter. As soon as I started to wrap the towel around me I heard footsteps coming towards the bathroom door- assuming that he would just knock and tell me whatever food he "made" for me was ready.

But damn was I wrong.

The door flung open as I tried to step out onto the floor.

"Jake! Get out!" I yelled. As soon as I somewhat got my balance I slid on the sopping wet floor- towel now only covering me from hips down.

"Shit," Jacob yelled over my continuous shrieking, catching me before I crashed onto the floor.

"Oh my god, I'm half naked! Get out!"

"Renesmee, it's no big deal," he yelled over me, smiling.

"Jacob fucking Black," I hollered, wrapping the towel around me fully.

"What? I didn't do anything except for totally save you from busting your ass on the hardwood floor," he chuckled uncontrollably.

"Oh my god. You saw me naked," I said, embarrassed.

"It's totally cool… Did I ever tell you how nice your body is?" he questioned slyly.

If I wasn't completely red before, it was nothing compared to now.

"You haven't, in fact," I mumbled.

"And if I may say so, your so… Perky," he smiled.

"Holy shit. Get out of this bathroom. Now," I shooed him out of the bathroom and locked the door behind him.

"Oh yeah, Ness. Your food's ready," he hollered through the door.

"Yeah thanks, NOW you tell me," I yelled.

After getting ready, I was trudging down the stairs, Dreading to see the look on Jacob's face.

And of course when I got down stairs, He had a huge smirk on his face. He seemed pleased by

The most embarrassing moment of my life.

"Ugh. I hate you, Jacob Black." I groaned.

"Why? I haven't done anything wrong, hunny bun," He smiled real big.

"Yeah, okay, sure," I said blushing a little pink at the memory of what happened just 20 minutes ago.

He chuckled, "Alright, Well if your done blaming me for something I didn't do, Would you like to go the party now?" he asked.

"Yeah, sure, whatever." I mumbled.

"So what now you don't want to go to the party? Ness, what's wrong?"

"You seriously have to ask? You just violated me! But of course, You don't have a problem with that. You're a happy go fucking lucky!" I blushed as I complained.

"Oh Come on Nessie! It's not a big deal. I've seen plenty of girls naked before."

"Oh wow. You seriously know how to charm a girl Jake. That just makes me feel awesome. Thanks. You can just go to the party without me. Maybe see another girl naked while you're at it! Have fun."

Jake groaned, "Nessie, You should know what I meant….And besides….I liked violating YOU more than any other girl…." He trailed off, and I was shocked to see that I'd made him blush!

"I don't believe you, Jake, I bet all those girls you saw naked were way prettier than I am, and I betting all of your hoes weren't virgins like…uhmm…..me and I'm not ready to give that up yet, and if that's the only thing you want from me, then get your contact book and call up some of your old hoes because you aren't getting any from me." And with that I plopped down on the couch and buried my face in my arms, embarrassed that I had to admit that I was a virgin.

To Jacob.

Jacob!

All of a sudden Jake had his arms around me. One around my waist and one on the back of my neck, stroking my hair, "Ness….Wow…..I can't believe you think all I want is sex from you….I thought you knew me better than that…Ness I don't just want sex from you-all though that would be very nice-I actually want you…..ALL of you. And just you. And no one else. Ever." He said, in his husky voice, that made me want to jump his bones-just to put it bluntly-.

"Oh, Jake…." I trailed off, reaching up to kiss him.

And then, feeling him kiss me back, I didn't know how I could ever doubt him again.

Alright that's it people. Yet again thanks to my awesome friend, Courtney. 10 reviews until next chappie. Check out her profile at .com/cutiecourt for some awesome stories real soon. REVIEW, my slaves! (=