Pairing(s): None
Characters: Kudou Shinichi, Kaitou Kid, The Taskforce
Rating: K
Warnings: Crack. More Crack.
A/N: It's all Sama's fault.
Coconut Kid
words: 165
He was wearing an eye patch instead of a monocle.
Shinichi had no idea why he was focusing on that fact rather than the rest of the frilly pirate outfit Kid was wearing– and was that a peg leg? –but he was. Somehow, that just seemed important.
Maybe it was because Kid's eye patch was emblazoned with his signature clover emblem.
Kid grinned down at the gathered task force, brandished an obviously fake cutlass, and jeered, "Arrr, mateys! Hand over me booty or I'll swab the poop deck with yer innards!"
"What the hell?" Shinichi heard the words leave his mouth without permission.
Above them, Kid braced his peg leg on a low ledge, and leaned his forearm on his knee. "Well, I figured if they can have a National Talk Like a Pirate Day, I can have a heist where I dress like a pirate."
"That's not until September."
"Don't be ruinin' me fun, First Mate Tantei-kun, savvy?"