Shinobi Miko Madness

Summary: Shinobi seem to come in all shapes, sizes, colours, types, species . . . you get the picture. Collection of short, mostly unconnected one-shots with Kagome and different shinobi of the five great nations.

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Chapter 14: Parents

Pairing: Kagome x Minato

Requested by: sesshoumaru is hot 1989 AND Guest AND kk

Theme requested by: Guest

Disclaimer: I has the not own anime!


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He stared at the . . . thing in his hands.

It was squishy, loud and stinky!

It was his new born son, Naruto.

He was wriggling around, making strange noises and funny facial expressions.

Kagome was in the kitchen cooking lunch, and when she checked on her boys, she couldn't help but giggle at the sight they made. Minato was holding a squirming, gurgling Naruto in both hands at arm's length, giving him an odd look. It's like Minato thought his son was an alien or something.

Kagome shook her head and got back to the task at hand.

Minato just continued to stare at his bubbling baby boy as he fidgeted in his hands. Naruto stopped and looked into Minato's eyes, with Minato looking right back.

Minato relax a little, maybe this whole parenting thing wouldn't be that bad. Maybe he'd be a great father, he thought.

When Minato came out of his thoughts, he noticed Naruto had an odd look on his face. His face was scrunched up and his little hands had formed fists. He looked like he was concentrating.

Minato brought Naruto closer to his face, to examine him better. He was turning red and starting to make a weird noise! Minato was getting worried until . . .

Naruto's face and body relaxed, and he had a smile on his face for a moment. Minato exhaled in relief, but that relief was short lived.

A horrid smell reached his nose just as Naruto began crying.

It was then Minato knew what had happened.

Naruto had just made poopy!

He panicked

He once again held a crying Naruto at an arm's length, stood up, and yelled, "KAGOME!"

He ran to the kitchen, "KAGOME HELP!" He yelled. But Kagome wasn't there.

He looked at Naruto, crying his eyes out. He didn't know what to do! HE WAS A TERRIBLE FATHER!

Kagome walked in the front door, she had quietly slipped out to the shop to get some pasta sauce for lunch.

When she entered the kitchen, her eyes widened at the sight.

Her husband was holding their son . . . and both of them were crying their eyes out.

She sighed as she put her grocery bag down and walked towards her boys.

She never dreamed that when she gave birth, she'd end up with two babies.

She sighed again.

It was a good thing she loved them.


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Word Count: 403

A/N: Awe, poor Minato! I'm sure he'll get the hang of it! n.n Hope you liked it! Woohoo! Finally reached the 50 reviews mark! YAY! Thanks for your continued support guys, it really does mean a lot! Don't forget to request, I accept Pairing and Theme requests! Make as many as you like!

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