Chapter 14: DISNEY!

It didn't take long for Brittany to spread around the news that Sam was into both guys and girls.

Sam didn't mind, because that meant Kurt knew and it would give him a better chance to ask the brunette out on a date.

But that proved difficult. Over the following weeks, Sam tried to get Kurt alone to talk and ask him out, but something always got in the way. It ranged from the Glee girls needing Kurt's fashion advice, the football team having a game or teachers pulling the boys aside to talk about school work.

Sam was getting really frustrated. It got so bad that he had beening masturbating more frequently to try and ease some of the sexual tension he felt any time he got near Kurt and was whisked away again.

'Why do I feel so strongly about him?' Sam thought. 'It hurts to be away from him, or think about him.'

It wasn't until he talked to Ms. Pillsbury about his feelings he had about someone, he wouldn't give a name, and her handing a pamphlet to him across her table that he figured it out.

The pamphlet said: So You Might Be In Love.

'I love Kurt Hummel.'


Sam decided on a cold bath in the locker room when he felt the urge to get hard when he thought of Kurt again one afternoon.

"Dude, how do you stand that cold tub?" Finn asked as Sam stepped into a tub of cold water and ice.

"I'm used to cold showers when I was dating anybody." Sam said.

Finn looked at him, not sure what to say.

"What do you do to-" He cut himself off, hoping Finn would get what he was asking.

Finn understood right away.

"Well, easy." Finn paused. "I just kinda think of the opposite of what I'm doing."

(Finn had a flashback to hitting the mailman with his car.)

"I've never actually almost killed a Civil Service worker with my car though." Sam said, a little uncomfortable.

"Well, you have to find something to be your own buzzkill." Finn said. "You know, something that is totally NOT hot."

The boys look over to where Coach Beiste was yelling at Artie.

"Hey," Finn said, smiling. "You ever notice how when the Beiste gets all riled up her underpants go right up her butt?"

They watch as Coach Beiste adjusted her underwear.

"Looks like I found my mailman." Sam said.

"Yes, you did." Finn agreed.

Sam smiles, happy he had something to think about so that he could suppress his urges around Kurt, or the love in his heart for the boy.


Awhile later, Kurt and Tina walked down the hall together, talking about new sweater fashions.

All of a sudden, Karofsky shoved Kurt into the lockers with his large hand and walked past, giving Kurt a dirty look.

"You okay?" Tina asked.

"Yeah," Kurt said, visibly shaken as he leaned back on the lockers. "Fine."

It was already the first week of October, and he was still getting shoved into lockers by Karofsky.

The bell rang and Kurt and Tina walked into Mr. Schue's class.

Mr. Schue noticed Kurt walking in quietly as he started to talk.

"Alright, Guys, let's get down to business!" Mr. Schue said as Kurt and Tina took their seats. "First, let's welcome back Noah Puckerman!"

Everyone clapped and cheered.

"Puck, I hope your time in Juvie has taught you a lesson or two about right and wrong?" Mr. Schue asked.

"Are you kidding me?" Kurt heard Puck say. "I ruled that place! All I did was crack skulls and lift weights all day."

"Wow, what a catch." Quinn said sacastically. "I can't believe I ever let you go."

"And now," Mr. Schue said, before Puck could retaliate and say something. "Drumroll, Finn."

Finn played the drumroll on his textbook with his hands.

"Because I have, in my hand, our competition for Sectionals in over a month!"

Everyone cheered, while Rachel and Kurt took deep breaths in anticipation.

"First, the Acapella choir from the all boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers!"

A few students clapped.

"Okay, hold up." Santana said, before Mr. Schue could continue. "Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head!"

Kurt and Sam looked at the Latina woman disdainfully as Mr. Schue went on.

"And, the other team to beat, The Hipsters. A first year club from the Warren Township Continued Education Program."

Sam and half the class clapped and cheered.

"They are a Glee Club composed entirely of elderly people getting their high school GED's." Mr. Schue went on.

"Is that legal?" Rachel asked.

"How are we supposed to compete against a bunch of adorable old people?" Spoke Mercedes.

"Are you kidding?" Asked Puck. "Brittle bones. Give one of those old ladies a good luck pat on the rear, it'll shatter her pelvis."

"Moving on to the lesson." Mr. Schue said, changing the subject. "Since I've been told I tend to be a bit repetitive with my lessons, I decided to change things up. I'm doing a lesson I've never done before, and it's going to run over the next three to four weeks."

"What's the lesson?" Mike asked from the back of the room.

"Thank you for asking, Mike." Mr. Schue said. "Everyone will be getting paired up with a partner. This lesson has to do with your childhood. The lesson for the next month is...DISNEY!"

The class erupted in cheer and excitement.

"Oh, My God! I totally grew up with Disney movies." Said Brittany.

"Your task with your partner is to watch your favorite Disney movies together. After you've watched the movies, each member of the team takes a song from their own movie and performs it for their partner. It has to be sung as a solo. If there is parts in it that need back up singers, that's fine. But you CANNOT tell your partner your song, and they cannot be your back up singer. Anyone else in this room is allowed, as long as they don't tell your partner the song."

Mr. Schue went on.

"The song you choose has to capture something about yourself, or your partner. The songs you choose have to work together, as if you're trying to tell your partner something important with the song."

"Mr. Schue, how can we know if our songs work together if we can't tell our partner what they are?" Tina asked, a little confused.

"When you watch the move with your partner, you need to watch their reaction to the songs. See if you can spot any emotion come across them that might give away their favorite song." Mr. Schue said.

"You said we're getting paired with our partner?" Artie asked, wheeling forward a bit. " Can't we just choose our own?"

"No, Artie, you can't." Mr. Schue shook his head. "I want to see pairings that haven't happened yet, and see how you get along with your partner. So..."

Mr. Schue walked to the piano and picked up the hat on it.

"I'm picking your partners from the hat."

The class groaned.

"And no one is allowed to trade partners!" Mr. Schue added, grinning as the class groaned even louder.

"Alright, first pairing is..." Mr. Schue pulled out two pieces of paper. "Quinn and...Mike!"

Tina growled and Mike put his hand on her leg.

"It's okay." Kurt heard Mike whisper to his girlfriend. "You're the only girl for me."

"Next, we have... Artie," Mr. Schue said, reading the next two papers. "And Santana."

"This should be fun. Right, Wheels?" Santana smirked, as Artie crossed his arms.

"Next up...Rachel and Mercedes!"

"Good Lord." Kurt chuckled as Mercedes looked up at the ceiling and Rachel beamed.

"Looks like we got Brittany...and Finn." Mr. Schue read the papers.

Kurt was hoping to get Tina, but Mr. Schue had someone else's name in his hand.

"Tina, you're partnered with Puck."

This time, it was Mike's turn to growl.

"Mike, settle down!" Tina said, trying to restrain her boyfriend.

"You had best watch yourself, Puckerman." Mike said through clenched teeth. "And you better keep your hands off my woman!"

"Don't worry, she's not my type."

Tina gasped at Puck's words.

"Hey, no offense." Puck said as Mike roared and tried to get free from his girlfriend.

"How is that not offensive?" Quinn asked. "Anything with breasts and can walk is your type."

"Okay, let's settle down." Mr. Schue said, trying to calm the impending riot. "Since Tina is partnered with Puck, that leaves you with Sam, Kurt."

Sam smiled at the back of the brunette's head, while Kurt paled. He thought back to what Finn had said about him singing with Sam.

'It must count if I sing a song to him and hang out with him, right?' Kurt thought, worried.

Mr. Schue broke Kurt's thought when he said:

"Okay, everyone join your partner and get to work making plans to watch your movies."

As everyone moved seats, Sam made his way down to Kurt.

"Hey." Hey said, smiling as he sat down.

'Finally, a chance to get to know you personally.' Sam thought, looking at Kurt.