A quick chapter about the pie eating contest. There were about ten contestants, Zidane, Garnet, Tidus, Rikku, not Yuna, not Shannon, maybe Sephiroth, definitely not Kuja, and five other fruity-tooties joined the competition. "O.k. here are the rules," announced Kasey. "Who ever eats the most pies in 20 minuets win. For a little twist, the pies will be cantaloupe and cranberries."
"Eww..That's disgusting." Shannon blurted out.
"Ya know," Yuna began in an 'I know it all' voice. "There's nothing wrong with trying new things, like cantaloupe pie."
"I was talking about the cranberries, 'princess'. This is another thing why I hated Aeris…others are that sh-" Kuja quickly cut her off before she started whinnying and complaining.
"Drink your soda and watch Zidane lose to a girl. If he actually does, I'll buy you a big bag of M&M's."
"O.k., Kujy." Anything with the word M&M's shuts her up before she starts.
"Alright, on 3. 1…..2…21/2….23/4….3 go!" The contestants stuffed their faces with pies, except Princess Garnet, who has mature eating habits. It was a gross sight, seeing people with cranberries all over their face and eating with their mouths open. Zidane looked like he was winning, but then again he does have a big mouth. After twenty minuets Kasey called stop. Tidus ate 35, Zidane had 38, the others we don't care about, and Garnet ate 42, her lucky number. Amazingly Garnet won the pie contest, so predictable. Garnet took a napkin and lightly wiped the corners of her mouth, the only place where pie got on her face. Everyone cheered for her, except Tidus, Zidane, and the other losers, who had stomach aches.
"Yay! You rock Garnet!" Yuna screamed.
"I get M&M's!" Shannon was just as happy. However…
"That slow, idiotic, baboon! How could he loose! Seriously, how can he loose to her! He drinks beer faster." Kuja was quite disappointed.
"Kujy, I want my emems."
"Yeah sure hunny. That loser I'm not related to him."
