(A/N: THANKS PANDA4488, and EMILEE, PRINCESSANGELBABE,LIGHTBABE, AUTOBOT-MechanicalOperations, YOUR REVIEWS REALLY MADE MY DAY! I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE THIS!
Story isn't over but the secrets are. Or are they? Bwhahahah.
Oh and Charlie, in my version, is aware of what's going on.. Because it never sat well with me that he'd be such a good father to bella, and stick his own head so far up his ass that he had no clue about things for nearly the entire series. So yeah.. He knows about vamps and wolves.. He's not entirely comfortable with the existance of either, but he's less okay with the bad vampires. Because I wanted to fix this one thing that made no sense to me. No flames, please?
CHAPTER 11:
SEXY TEXTS
( A FUNNY SIS CHAPTER, EMBRY X OC DIRTY TALK/ INNUENDO)
She'd yet to figure out, for the life of her, why in the name of God she'd let herself be dragged out this early, why she was in a damn lingerie store of all places with a really shopping addicted Alice, and her sister, Bella, as well as Rosalie and Leah Clearwater. The former informed her as she gaped at some of the stuff on the shelves, "You.. Need some sexy undies. Every girl has a pair.. Besides, Bella's so picky, and I wanted to get her something I KNEW she'd like."
"Eughh.. TMI,Cullen, damn it." Courtney went for her ears as she tried backing out of the store, only to be pulled back in by her sister of all people. "Sis? The hell? You're supposed to be on MY side.. Besides, umm.. What's it matter if my undies are sexy? Nobody but me is gonna.." she trailed off as Alice and Rosalie, and her sister gaped at her, even Leah, who Courtney insisted HAD to come if she had to endure this shit, then damn it, Leah was gonna endure it with her.. then at each other before doubling over in side splitting laughter.
Rosalie cleared her throat and then asked, "So you and the dog haven't been... Howlllll?"
"No, Rosalie, Embry and I haven't had sex. Kind of fucking hard to get that far when everyone under the sun keeps bursting in or ya know, texting when we're just about to get to that point?"
"But he MARKED you." Alice said a little louder than she probably should have, while gaping at, and showing, much to Courtney's chagrin, the 'mark' to Rosalie, her sister AND Leah, who gaped at it before going , "Hot damn.. I had no idea Call had that in him."
"You have no idea, period.. And mine.. So you're NOT about to find out." Courtney joked as Leah shrugged and said "He's not interesting enough for me.. You make him interesting.. Now my man.. "
"Damn it, you guys, what the literal hell... I do NOT want to hear about your sex lives, okay? Let's just not.. Put this whole conversation in a black box and we'll throw that damn thing in a volcano... Or something."
Rosalie pouted and turning to Bella asked, "Has she ALWAYS been like this?"
"Mhmm."
"Have not, Bells, that's so not fucking fair." Courtney whined as Alice shoved some pink thing at her and Leah shook her head and said with a wink, "No.. This." shoving a red thing at her.
"What the fuck are these?"
"That, my dear, is called a corset."
"As in it makes your boobs actually look like boobs." Rosalie stated with a smirk as Courtney flipped her off and then said "And where the hell is the rest of this underwear? It's like... 4 ruffles.. Really?"
"It's red, girl.. He loves red." Leah called out, drawing stares from other people in the store. Courtney gaped at the price tag and muttered, "Yeah, Alice.. Like I'm gonna spend 78.99 to look like a stripper..."
"Stop muttering swears and go try it on, sis.. I dare you." Bella stated as Leah high fived her and said "Hey coco? Not gonna start clucking like a chicken on us, right?"
"Damn it, Leah.."
"What? We're all shopping.. Hell, I'm even gonna buy something.. Eventually."
"But really? This?"
"Well, the other alternative is walking out completely nude in front of his television. Shy guys have to be lead a little.. Enticed." Leah said as Bella snickered. Mostly, the three of them were just trying to see how far they could take this, before Courtney ran from the store, blushing and aggrivated.
However, Courtney, unknown to them, was actually enjoying today.. The whole thing with Aro had been stressing everyone out and maybe he DID need to be enticed.. Reminded that he was the ONLY guy who'd ever get to.. Well, you know.
She giggled as she ducked out of sight and into a dressing room. "I'm about to become one of 'those girls'.." she muttered, shaking her head at herself, before reminding herself that it was just for fun. If SHE had to be made to blush, get out of her comfort zone.. Then damn it, he was gonna see it.
She tried on the first thing, and aimed her camera at the mirror, then converted the picture to a mms text..
Meanwhile, Embry sat at the table with Paul and Jared, scowling at them.. This morning, they'd been interrupted.. again. By Sam.. Again. And then by her cell phone.. Again. She'd actually slept over last night, because her father got called out on a case and she wasn't allowed to stay home by herself, because of Aro.. They were both pretty damn frustrated at this point.
His cell phone buzzed about the same time as he took a large sip of the soda sitting in front of him and he smiled when he saw that she'd texted him something. When he opened the text, he spat soda everywhere as his face went at least 3 shades of red beneath his normally dark russet skin tone.
"Son of a.." he gaped as he typed back boldly, "I like."
Seconds later, he got a similar picture, and he shifted in his seat as he coughed, rubbing the back of his neck, Jacob asking casually, "Embry, are you okay? Did you even hear anything we just said?"
"Yeah.."
"So you agree then?"
"Yeah."
Paul and Jared, Quil and Seth, Jacob all started to laugh hysterically as Seth said "Dude.. You totally did NOT hear anything we just said.. Because you just agreed to do the dishes, buddy. Willingly."
"Damn it.. Son of a.." he muttered as he typed back, "Red is sexier, bambi."
Courtney giggled at the screen while outside the dressing rooms, Rosalie asked the others, "What the hell is she doing in there?"
"we might not wanna know, she is the pervert of the family for a reason." Bella said as she called out, "Okay, sis.. You can put your normal clothes back on."
"Be right out. Hey Alice? Do you see that rack of Halloween costume lingerie in the front?"
"Yeah, why?" Alice asked as she turned to the other girls with a raised brow, Leah palming her face and shaking her head as she muttered, "Oh hell.. She's in there sexting poor Call.. She's gonna corrupt the poor guy before anything ever really even happens."
The girls groaned in unison as Leah spotted the costume and then said "Ooh... We should send this one in.."
"The sexy indian?" Bella asked as she stifled a laugh and Leah nodded, "Yeah.. Then the black cat.."
Embry's phone went haywire again and he nearly dropped it into his soda, as he blushed, coughed and did even more shifting around in his seat. By now, the guys were all looking at him as if he'd lost his mind, and he was keeping the phone as out of sight as he could.
When he opened the last text, he typed back boldly, "Somebody's trying to talk herself into so much trouble. ;p"
Courtney gaped at the screen, bit her lip before responding, "Oh really? But I just couldn't decide, big guy... Which one?" before closing her phone, dressing again, blushing herself now as she practically ran out of the dressing room and past her sister and her sisters friends, and Leah, her best friend, who gaped at her hurry.
"Yeah.. She's definitely stirred the pot this time." Leah muttered as Bella called out casually, "Need privacy, sis?"
"Fuck you, Bella." Courtney called back sweetly as she waited for him to text back. When he did, she was sitting with Bella and Alice, Rosalie and Leah on a bench near the vending machines, drinking a bottled water. She opened her phone and practically spat water all over herself and Leah as she read his answer to her 'innocent but not so innocent' question.. "None. ;p"
"Damn it, big guy. You had to go there.. See, I was t rying to keep it clean." she muttered as Alice asked casually, "Taking that to mean you might have maybe stirred the pot just a little bit?"
"Mhmm.."
Leah giggled and said "And they say, Coco.. The quiet ones are the ones you wanna watch out for in le boudoir." as she winked and watched Courtney biting her lower lip, blushing bright crimson red as she groaned and said "What the hell did I start?"
"Hopefully, sis, nothing you don't wanna finish." Bella joked as she quickly ducked the light punch to her upper arm that Courtney sent her way. "What? It's true. Poor guy's gonna .. Nevermind, Coco, I'm gonna let YOU figure out what you did." Bella said as Courtney bit her lower lip.
Embry smirked as he caught sight of her sitting in the mall with her sister, the Cullens and Leah. Elbowing Jacob and Paul, Seth and Quil, Jared, he said casually, "And now, the games begin. Payback, huh?"
"No sex in the photo booth, Call." Paul said as he gave him a shove towards Courtney, smirking.
Embry grabbed a flower from a nearby flower stand, and walked up behind her after paying for it, trailing it slowly along the side of her bare neck, while leaning in, whispering in her ear, "The answer to what you asked before, Bambi.. Honestly, they'd all look so much better on the floor."
When she groaned and shivered at the flower, he smirked a little. He wanted to almost double over in laughter when she nearly spat the remainder of her bottled water all over herself and her sister, the other girls.
"You started it, Bambi." he stated as he pulled her up from the bench, putting her on his back.
"Fine, Call, kidnap her." Leah called out as Bella said "No more grandkids, though.. Dad might kill you both." making both of them turn red and cough, blush.
As they walked down the mall together, she leaned in and whispered in his ear, "Now do we see why I NEVER go shopping with my big sister?"
"Kinda, yeah. So.. Did you buy any of them?" he asked, curiously as she nipped his neck, making him groan, almost drop her at the effect it had on him. "I'm NOT telling you that.. You'll see." she said as he looked at her, licked his lips. "Just remind me to nail my fucking bedroom door shut and turn off any and all phones."
"They'll just watch from the window." Courtney joked as he shrugged and then said "As long as they're NOT in there, with us, interrupting.. "
" And no.. Just not thinking I'd enjoy voyeur type sex."
"Me either." Embry answered as he pulled her into a jewelry store.. he just wanted to see if any of the rings caught her eye.. Because he was seriously thinking... It was still a little soon, a little sudden, but maybe after some more time..