Hello, I would like to apologize. On the original chapter fourteen I incorrectly classified some lolita and may have insulted some people.

I apologize. In fact I feel really stupid and will never ever again try to describe lolita because I suck at it.

(I understand most of it but from now on I'll get my friend who is a lolita expert to help me.)

On further note, I was going to do a Halloween side chapter but I got lazy...I'll still do it if you don't care about off timing.


Jiki and Kirihara looked towards the entrance trying to ignore the man that had just dropped them off and spent five minutes saying good bye(my dad does all the time). In fact while Jiki was trying to get over the embarassment factor of Kirihara sleeping over at her house, Kirihara was just trying to make sure he wasn't completely mentally scarred. It wasn't his senpai-nee or even her family, it was her father.


On the ride

'So Akaya-kun, you play tennis?'

Kirihara and Jiki were in the back of the Akada family's car feeling fairly awkward. Of course Jun, being a good father and all, had mentally tortured them from the moment they woke up. From rudely foot-poking them to awkwardly eating pancakes he had made every single conversation very uncomfortable. Because face it, whenever that one friend comes over that doesn't know your parents every little interaction is *please shoot me God* embarrassing. So Jun continued his torture with this exact knowledge all the while secretly laughing his ass off.

I mean really, what good are kids for except entertainment?

'Ah yes Akada-ji-san.'

'He's very polite Koto, you sure you don't want to keep him. I mean we have a decent sized backyard and as long as you feed him and clean up after him I'm sure we can make it work.'

'Dad, he's not a dog.'

'Then why was he snuggling so affectionately earlier?'

Glancing into the rearview mirror he could see a bright red Jiki and a fidgeting Kirihara. Wow, they're just so...so.....teenagers(um not an adjective...).

'Dad.'

'Kidding you should know by now I'm not serious.'

Then don't say it with that tone! Jiki was glancing around trying not to huddle in a non-existent corner. But if she left Kirihara alone with him...well lets not.

HONK!

'Traffic is horrendous I'll never get to work this way. Well this looks like a good stop.'

'What?'

'Well you guys can walk right? It's not far.'

'Dad!'

Chuckling Jun merged back into traffic.(Niou much?)

'Senpai-nee-chan, he scares me.'

'I'm sorry just ignore him.'

'Koto you..you don't love me?'

'Dad road!'

'Hmph, you're no fun. Hey Akaya-kun if you win I'll buy you a twelve pack.'

'Dad!'

Kirihara however just sat there with a confused look on his face.

'Senapi-nee-chan, what's a twelve pack?'

Sweat drop.

'Nothing good.'


Present.

'We're going to be late.'

'Senpai-nee-chan, your dad scares me.'

'He scares everyone Kirihara-san.'

With those comments said they trudged their way into the crowd preparing for the day of tennis games and angry Sanadas.


'Maa, where's Jiki-chan?'

Yagyuu looked up or should I say Niou looked up to face his doubles partner.

'I'm not sure but please don't torture her.'

'I'm not. Huh I wonder where that little seaweed headed bastard is?'

BONK

'Swearing Yagyuu? I expected better.'

'Senpai-nee-chan that's Niou-senpai.'

Jiki jumped back in confusion.

'Holy shit sandwich its Freaky Friday! We need a little old biddy who talks in broken Japanese!'

Everyone stared. Was she trying to be funny but from that pose....Dear God she was hopeless.

Seriously didn't you read the character background information?


'Akada, that's not your uniform.'

Sanada had finished registering the team and had come back to find Jiki sitting in the corner with Kirihara and Jackal looking fairly dejected while the others chatted away.

Blink.

Oh someone finally noticed(or asked). The others stared slightly before realizing yes, her uniform was different.

'Niou-san tore my original so my mother gave me this.'

Sanada glared at Niou who shrugged and muttered something about releasing Jiki's inner child. Everyone else just shook their heads. The new uniform just was some black dress, right?. A black and white dress. Actually no, it was a nun's uniform.

'Ah Jiki-chan, was that your mother's?'

'Yes, my grandparents sent her abroad for a few years.'

'Where? The Vatican?'

'No, why?'

'Nothing.'

Muttered the whole team, trying to forget the whole mystery of the outfit.

Sanada, however seemed reluctant to let it go.

'That's not your uniform.'

'I know but the fabric store was closed and I couldn't leave Kirihara-san alone with my family.'

Pause.

Their second year ace skipped for her?

'TARUNDOROU!' (Sanada speak for goddammit)

Eep.


Jiki was on probation at the moment from wearing the wrong uniform to stealing their Akaya away. Sighing she organized cookies and looked around for her water. It was here somewhere. HAving no luck she looked out onto the courts and instantly regretted it. The other team was so bad compared Rikkai it was embarrassing. They were getting crushed and the fact everyone was so cocky really made her cringe.

Niou did you have to say that?

Kirihara did you have to act like sociopath?

Sanada did you have to be an awe inspiring emperor person?

Marui did you have to act like...Marui?

'Rikkaidai Fuzoku wins!'

The loud speakers buzzed near Jiki's ears causing her to wince. Great this meant she had to talk to the other team's manager.

Not helping my headache guys.


'Good game.'

Jiki offered out her hand to the opposing team's manager who looked pretty worn out, he was still wondering why they even showed up.

Silence as the highschooler manager nodded and looked like his soul had been sucked out.

'Hey she said good game asshole.'

Both Kirihara and Niou came up behind her frowning, Jackal in the background muttering something about being a babysitter.

The guy looked fairly shocked. Great they were coming back to insult him?

'Hey, not nice apologize.'

'Eh, but Jiki-chan we were just teaching him manners.'

SNAP

'Calling someone an asshole is not good manners.'

'Hell! That hurt!' Niou whined rubbing his knuckles that had just been slapped with a ruler.

Opposing manager just stared at the Rikkaidai students. This was the team they lost to? The team that had this nun managing them? One that knew how to use a ruler? Oh my.

'Yeah uh good game, I need to be somewhere that isn't here.'

'H-hey! Wait! I made you consolation cookies!'

But it was too late as he ran away trying not to laugh or cry or both.

'Senpai-nee-chan, can I have the cookie?'

'Sure go nuts.'

Pinching the bridge of her nose, she tossed a small bag of cookies Akaya's way not noticing the small scowl on Niou.


Finally! Its the end of this god awful tournament! Thank you!

Jiki twirled around oblivious to the fact that everyone in the bleachers had since lost interest in the game and gained some in the dancing nun.

'Jiki-chan, were you dropped on your head as a baby?'

'Ye-No!'

Niou stared. Well that sure explained a lot.

'Don't give me that look.'

Shrugging he joined in on the dance, now a ballroom waltz. Jiki felt her face flush a little bit but shook her head violently trying to relieve it. Niou thought this meant to change into swing dancing.

'I'm not giving any look besides this one.'

Smirk.

'The hell? Ah, no spinning!'

'Fine. I'll just do this instead.'

Skirt Flip. A few whistles and a whole lot of laughs from the bleachers.

'Niou! I swear to God you-'

However it was too late because he ran, snickering the whole way to the opposing courts. He bent over panting, wondering if he should check for scary penguins before looking at the match.

Nah, Jiki-chan can't run that fast.


'Niou.'

'Yagyuu.'

'Akada-san seemed fairly angry at you.'

'She needs to lighten up.'

'Or you need to stop teasing her.'

'Ah but that would be no fun.'

Yagyuu glanced over to his doubles partner and sighed. Was he that dense or that sadistic?

'You flipped her skirt.'

'So?'

'Were you jealous she gave Akaya a cookie?'

Niou laughed. Jealous of a cookie? There were plenty of better things to be jealous of, like Akaya spending the night over at Jiki's.

Wait, what? Where the hell did that come from?

The green grass came as a decent distraction from Yagyuu's questioning. Twirl, twirl, twirl went the blade between fingers till a small coughing noise was made.

'Yea?'

'Am I correct to assume you're jealous because of a cookie?'

'I think you need to stop being a mock psychiatrist.'

Yagyuu simply pushed up his glasses knowing all to well what was going on in his mind, I mean they're technically each other even if they don't want to admit it.

They sat on the soft grass in silence, Niou playing with the small weed-like daisies and Yagyuu reading a book.

It was fairly peaceful till several angry footsteps came up behind them.

'Where the hell have you been?'

Lo and behold it was Jiki the Angry Nun!(end to the serious scene!)

'I was looking everywhere for you two! You have a match!'

'Doesn't matter we'd win.'

'Doesn't matter if you don't play!'

'Doesn't matter if our team has beat them in four games.'

'Doesn't make it polite.'

'Does if we say we're conserving our strength for bigger tournaments.'

'Doesn't because this is a qualification tournament.'

'Does because we already qualify.'

'What?'

'What?' Niou mocked, his voice a shrilly falsetto.

'Are you saying we didn't have to do this?'

'Are you sayin-'

'Yes.' Yagyuu swatted Niou who laughed and stuck out his tongue, obviously enjoying the teasing.

Jiki, however, seemed mildly disoriented, murderous intents swirling around her mind. The little stress veins growing twice their usual size was not helping or was that the heatstroke?

I feel dizzy.

'I-I need to sit down.'

'Well you know my lap is always open Ji-'

''M'kay.''

Not what Niou was expecting as Jiki basically fell into his lap obviously not giving a crap about what was going on. Yagyuu raised an eyebrow and snapped the book shut.

'I'll go get the trainer.'

'For a person who was just scolding me for teasing her, you're sure quick to leave.'

'You're in public. You can't do anything that bad.'

Ah if only Jiki was mildly conscious, she could probably point out a few things.


Hello, I don't when I last updated...I just got really really lazy, I mean I just redid half the chapter and called it good.

I'll try to be better! You all deserve better writers and updaters!

In other news I saw Zombieland. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing! Go see it!

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