Omake 07: Unlimited Negi Works!
Alyssa looking all evil with her Haruka/Berserker wants to kill everybody.
"Archer buy us some time to escape," Shizuru looks to Natsuki Kruger/Archer wearing an Otome Robified Archer outfit standing next to Natsuki Kuga/Shirou and Arika/Saber.
"Hmm…Good idea, but can I ask one thing?" Archer/Kruger asked.
"What?" Rin/Shizuru replied.
"Why the hell are we facing Haruka who is now half-naked and angsty but with no Yukino. And why the hell is Natsuki Kuga with Arika as Saber??"
"Well Yukino took a holiday so she asked Alyssa to take care of Haruka since she's the closest thing to a Sara Gallagher we currently have."
"Oh and what about…"
"Arika? Well Kruger did really support Arika and besides there's no one else better to play Saber." Arika/Saber pulls out a sapphire bladed Excalibur and shows it off proudly.
"But what the sex scenes and all that, Arika is jailbait!"
"So is Natsuki Kuga."
"Good point. But why am I Archer and not Rider?"
"I would like you to be Rider!?" Shizuru looks at lustfully thinking of bondage outfits and chains.
Natsuki puts a pile of lumps on her head.
"The real reason."
"Because you've got guns no one else in the whole series has a ranged weapon except you."
"What about Yukariko?"
"No one cares about her. And besides everyone likes Kuga and Kruger together in more ways than one," Shizuru twitched her eyebrows and nugged Natsuki suggestively.
"Good point. Anyway back to the show. Ahem! It's fine if I take this Haruka out right?" Archer/Kruger asked with a cocky grin once again oblivious to Shizuru's sexual innuendo.
"Fine," Shizuru said disappointed that Kruger was taking a while to catch on the innuendo, grabbed Kuga and Arika and ran off eager to get to the sex scene in the forest as fast as possible while silently praying that the author would change the ending of this scene so she could have a triple decker yuri sandwich with two slices of Natsuki and a piece of Arika.
Haruka Armitage/Berserker fights Natsuki Kruger/Archer. Haruka with her giant Otome mace thingey made of styrofoam and a Yukino action figure on it while Natsuki pulls out a negi and a mayo bottle. Alyssa quirked an eyebrow then grabbed a jar of ice cream and started eating. Natsuki accidentally drops her negi and mayo bottle which breaks covering her negi in mayonnaise.
"Ah damn!" Archer/Kruger cursed.
"Hah! What are you going to do now onee-chan?" Alyssa asked in an evil fashion.
"Well HEY! Wait a minute you know I'm an evil alternate version of Natsuki Kuga your big sister?!"
"Well duh that's kind of obvious…"
"…Ooookkkaaaayyy!! Anyway did you forget I'm an Archer…'I am the stock of my scallion'" she started to chant.
She then pulls out a giant sling shot made of a really big spring onion with a very elastic bra attached to it and loads a giant family sized bottle of mayo and fires that at Haruka.
"AAAHHH!!! MY EYES!! IT BURNS!! THE GOGGLES!! THEY DO NUTHING!!" Haruka ranted and raved.
"YOU AREN'T WEARING GOGGLES!!" Alyssa pointed out.
"I KNOW!!"
Archer/Natsuki jumps to the hole in the ceiling.
"Geez you really to need to have this place renovated," she commented.
Haruka gets to the roof to fight Archer/Natsuki some more but falls through the floor.
"Oh come on. I'm not that FAT!!" Berserker/Haruka cursed.
'Mayo is my body and green tea is my blood' pulls out negi swords. 'I have bought over a thousand sticks of onions' Beats Haruka around the head with them.
'Unknown in the kitchen' pulls out more negi swords.
"Nor known in restaurants' hits Haruka some more times.
The roof caves in and both of them fall through it landing on their heads.
"ALYSSA YOU REALLY NEED TO RENOVATE THIS PLACE!!" Archer/Natsuki screamed while pulling her head out of the floor tiles.
The two Servants/Otome/Maids? continued figthing.
'Have withstood a helluva of pain involving Shizuru, green tea and negi to get mayo' she kneeled.
'Yet those hands never get their mayo' she gathered her mana.
'So as I rant…Unlimited Negi Works!'
The scene shifts to a comically constructed stage with lots of negi, mayo bottles, copies of the My-Hime and My-Otome manga, various DVDs and other supplementary material, hentai doujinshis and action figures (all My-Hime and My-Otome) scattered on the ground with scenes of My-Otome and My-Hime marathon playing in the background. The OST of both series is also being played from somewhere. Haruka and Alyssa stare in awe.
"Don't ask I don't get it either," Archer/Kruger stated and picked up a negi and a mayo bottle.
Meanwhile in an abandoned house somewhere in the forest Shizuru has successful sexed up Natsuki Kuga and Arika for no other reason (Arika wasn't low on mana) than to sex them up.
"I wonder what's taking Archer/Kruger so long. I want my triple decker yuri sandwich with two slices of Natsuki and a bit of Arika, maybe even a dash of Haruka and some Alyssa…That's it I'm going back!" Shizuru grabs the sleeping sexed up people and bolts for the mansion.
Meanwhile Natsuki after having satisfied Haruka who is now sleeping peacefully is having a heart to heart with her little sister when suddenly she felt a strange chill crawl up her spine.
"You know I just got this impression that in the next thirty seconds we're all going to be screaming in ecstacy for the next three weeks. I wonder why?"
"Must be your imagination," Alyssa concluded.
"Yah probably."