"Hmm, I can't believe that damn hedgehog died," said Shadow to himself standing on a rock looking at the sunset.
This rock was located outside the school, and Shadow sat here when he wanted to be an edgelord.
"Shadow..."
"What the hell was that?" said Shadow.
"Shadow... can you hear me?" asked the voice.
In front of Shadow there was a glowing ball of light.
"Come on Shadow follow me," said the orb.
"Wait a second, that voice sounds familiar," said Shadow.
The orb then zipped off.
"I guess I should follow that shiny orb of light."
Unknown to Shadow a pair of eyes were watching him from the trees above.
"Hmm, I wonder what that punk Shadow is up to," said Destiney.
Destiney then began to stare at his voluptuous ass.
"Maybe if I watch over him. He will give me a piece of that," said Destiney licking her hedgehog lips and her panties began to get soak.
Shadow then stopped.
sniff*
"I think I smell pussy and I am not talking about Tails," said Shadow winking at the now non existent audience because I never update.
Some of the juices fell on Shadow, and Shadow looked up above.
"Hey Destiney, I can recognize the smell of your taint," said Shadow as the author began to cringe.
"Oh hey Shadow," said Destiney giggling like a school girl and blushing a harsh shade of red.
"Whatever Destiney, what do you want?"
"Oh nothing," said Destiney looking at Shadow with fuck me eyes.
"So Shadow how about you and I hide the needle in the haystack," said Destiney rubbing one of Shadow's nipples through his shirt.
"I don't have time for your bullshit," said Shadow as he ran off towards the orb.
"Wait Shadow senpai come back!"
After losing her gimmick of being stupidly mysterious, Destiney became a cliche anime fan girl.
"Where's that damn blue orb?" asked Shadow to himself.
"Hello Shadow, I don't think we met," said Knuckles.
"I don't have time to deal with your bullshit Knuckles," said Shadow pushing Knuckles out of the way.
Knuckles then charged his fist at Shadow, but was stopped. Shadow saw a random hand appear in front of him holding Knuckles.
"I wonder what that is about. No time to think about it now. That'll probably come up like two sagas from now," thought Shadow as he walked off.
"Shadow..."
"There's that voice again," said Shadow running towards the voice.
Shadow then saw the blue orb stop in front of an open field. Shadow being the edgelord that he is pulled out his handgun, and began to shoot at the blue orb. The blue orb quickly dodged his bullets.
"Hey asshole! Stop shooting at me!" Shouted the orb in a voice that sounded kind of like that blue fellow. You know the one.
"That voice sounds familiar, but it can't be. Sonic is dead," said Shadow.
"And yet here I am,"
"Why are you a blue ball of energy?"
"Simple you remember when Sally killed me."
As seen in the previous chapter:
"Sonic was heading on stage, and he was about to perform the show that would change his carrer. Little did he know someone would fuck everything up. A jealous and corrupted Sally Acorn decided to turn to the dark side, and killed our beloved hero," said a random voice in the sky.
"Ummm thanks for the recap," said Shadow slightly weirded out.
"Anyway right when I died, I realesed all my Chaos Energy, and sent it to you," said Sonic.
"Why? I'd ask how but I know you pulled this like most things out of your ass." Said Shadow.
"I used a basic astral projection technique, so you can help me get my body back," explained Sonic.
"Now why would I do that?"
"What do you mean, you are on my side, aren't you Shadow?"
"Well I am not on the Shadow's side, but that doesn't mean I work for you." said Shadow approaching Sonic.
"Why are you getting close Shadow?" asked Sonic.
"You say you are pure Chaos Energy correct."
"Yeah, what about it?"
"Well how about I give you a new home!" shouted Shadow as he crushed and absorbed the Chaos Energy into his body.
"Now I can defeat that Shadow Sonic and be the hero."
"Wow that is rather kind of you." said a voice in Shadow's head.
"No, this can't be."
"Thanks for the new home Shadow. It sure is comfy in here." said Sonic laughing.
"God damn it!"
Suddenly a light from the sky flashed on Shadow.
"Sonic, Shadow, we need to discuss something," said a voice in the sky.
"Swag Kai is that you." said Sonic who the Swag Kai could here because of his mind reading ability.
"Swag is so old Sonic. Call me Chaos Kai."
The beam of light began to carry Shadow up into the sky. The two were now heading to realm of the Chaos Kai.
"Wait for me Shadow Senpai!" shouted Destiney as he jumped into the beam of light.
"Damn..." whispered Shadow in a as he whiffed the sensual air around him.
"I am surrounded by idiots."