Thanks to:
Randomnimity – I love traumatising Evan, he deserves it!
Carla-p – I danced to it once too (hides head in shame!)
The Son of Logan and Ororo – Thank you! I'm putting up your desired couple chapter after next!
Holly Potter – Glad you liked the Rietro and I promise there will be a smooch!
Rage-girl-05 – The Prof keeps a selection of whips in his closet. Or so it was insinuated…I've not seen the film (not released here yet) but I heard the song and thought it fit.
Crimson Lipstick - Scott and Tabby will be coming downstairs shortly! And Pietro will get his chance…
Furygrrl – You win, you're more disturbed (sulks)! Hope you like this couple (not the scariest, but just wait!)
DemonRogue13 – I was dropped on my head as a child. Repeatedly. Glad you liked them!
Xevo Chic – Sorry about your therapy bills. Pyro next chapter! YAY!
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Gambit and Pyro wandered back to the rec room, having found no unattached girls anywhere in the mansion. Remy was cursing his luck, especially when he saw the Professor rolling down the corridor with a woman sat on his knee and nuzzling his neck.
"Dat should have been Remy!" he grumbled.
"She's only got one eye Gambit!" Pyro glanced around the rec room. Magneto was being dragged out of the room by a wolf, Fred and Amara had departed for a more private area, Evan, Storm and Beast were contemplating the situation and Lance and Jean had given up trying to work out what had gone on while they were upstairs and had gone back to their make-out session.
"Even de mullet man getting some action!" Remy leant against the wall and pouted.
"Hello?" called a voice in the corridor. "Where is everyone?"
"In the rec room!" yelled Storm, then turned to Beast. "Why do we bother with all the hi-tech security when anyone can just walk in here?"
Danielle Moonstar walked into the rec room and blinked on confusion at the scene. "What's that wolf doing to that man?"
"Long story." Storm tried to smile reassuringly at the girl. "How can we help you Danielle?"
"I thought I'd better tell the Professor about what I saw near the reservoir last night."
Evan looked interested. "What did you –?"
"I'm sure it'll wait until the Professors finished," interrupted Storm.
"Oh?" Danielle looked interested. "What's he doing?"
Rogue ran into the room, looking worried. "We better go find Callisto, ah can hear her yelling! Sounds like she's hurt!"
"You do not wanna do that chere, she's just a little…tied up." Gambit looked over at Danielle with interest. "Hasn't Remy seen you around here before?"
"What do you mean?" asked Rogue.
Pietro ran back into the room, relieved to notice that the spanking dance had finished. Rogue turned to him and put her hands on her hips. "What's goin on around here? Where's the Professor? Do you know?"
Pietro backed off. "It's just too…the thing is…Oh shit not again!"
"What are you talking about?"
Pietro: Shoulda kno-
Remy: La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la
"Bloody hell mate!" Pyro stared at Gambit in horror. "You sound like Michael Jackson!"
Gambit took Danielle's hand and gazed into her eyes.
Remy: My chere amour
Lovely as a summer's day
My chere amour
Distant as the Milky Way
My chere amour
Pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my heart leaps for
How I wish that you were mine…
Danielle giggled, moving closer to Gambit. Pyro whipped out a pen and paper and began to draft a letter of resignation. No way he was staying with the Acolytes after they'd all gone insane and started singing at everyone.
Remy: In a cafe or sometimes on a crowded street
I've been near you but you never notice me
Oh chere amour won't you tell me how could you ignore
Back behind this little smile I wore
How I wished that you were mine…
"Dear Buckethead." Pyro chewed thoughtfully on the end of his biro. "People call me insane, but even I have to draw the line somewhere…"
Remy: My chere amour...
My chere amour...
Maybe some day you'll see my face among the crowd.
Maybe some day you'll share your little distant cloud…
"Your plans for mutant domination were fun, but I regret to inform you that I find your attempts to get laid a little…what's a good word? Distasteful. Yeah, distasteful."
Remy: Oh chere amour pretty little one that I adore
You're the only girl my heart leaps for
How I wish that you were mine…
"I am leaving the Acolytes in order to pursue my dreams of writing for Mills and Boon. Yours Sincerely, St John Allerdyce. There, I'll stick it to the orb while he's busy with the she-wolf."
Remy: La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la…
"That was soooo romantic," sighed Danielle. "I feel exactly the same way, uh…"
"Remy."
"Remy. Oh Remy, I love you too!"
Remy and Danielle embraced and began smooching, Remy sliding a hand down for a surreptitious feel of her rear.
"Hey Maximoff," said Evan with a smirk. "Weren't you trying to sing something?"
Pietro glared at the couple in the centre of the room. "The moments gone."
"Oh come on Pietro," said Lance encouragingly. "You've been trying to get a song out ever since this morning when you told us about your crush on…"
"Oh stick Jeans tongue in it." Pietro put his nose in the air and sulked.
Song is 'My Chere Amour' by the Jackson 5. Please don't flame me for having the delectable Remy LeBeau sing something so lame.