"Alright, everyone!" said Yuki, "I'd say we did a good job here, let's all get on the bus and-"

The bus and the Twelfthmobile were gone. Keigo and Nishijima's police cars had no tires on them.

"...Well, fuck. I guess we're walking. Anyway, how is everyone?"

"I'm fine, thanks to Minene," said Yuno.

"If my own life weren't at risk, I would have let the Observer kill all of you," said Takeo.

"Those little bastards," said Keigo. "Those little fucking bastards."

"I'm fine, Big Brother!~" said Rei.

"I lost a fucking contact, nobody move," said Tsubaki.

"I'm fine, dude," said Marco.

"I'm good too," said Ai. "I'll you find your contact, Tsubaki."

"I LOST A FUCKING EYE FOR YOU FAGGOTS," said Minene.

"Somebody stole my car, didn't they?" asked Yomotsu.

"I'm fine," said Nishijima. "Minene, you look as just as beautiful with one eye as you did with two."

"Go fuck yourself with a cactus."

"Oh fuck, there goes my other contact! I can't see shit!"

"Welcome to my world, Tsubaki. My dark, carless world. Rest in peace, Twelfthmobile."

"We'll get your car back, Yomotsu," said Kamado.

"I hope so, my pear-shaped friend. I hope so."

"So, John, you still got the dumbass Jew hat?" asked Yuki.

"AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING ERIC CARTMAN HAT, YOU LITTLE KIKE! FUCK YOU, YOU FAGGOT! YOU FUCKING ASH KETCHUM HAIR-HEADED CUMDUMPSTER LIMP-DICKED CUNT! NO WONDER YOUR DAD LEFT YOU, YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKER!"

"...Holy shit, dude," said Minene. "Okay, so everyone's fine-"

"I STEPPED ON MY CONTACTS, GODDAMMIT!"

"Okay, most of us are fine. Anyway...Yuki? Dude, are you crying?"

"N-no..."

"Just wear your glasses, Tsubaki," said Ai.

"I'm not wearing my glasses, they look stupid."

"They look fine."

Tsubaki sighed. "Fine, I'll wear the fucking glasses." She took a pair of glasses out of her robe and put them on.

"How much shit do you got in there?" asked Marco.

"A lot. Girl clothes with pockets, the way of the future. Am I right, Yuno? Yuno? You, uh, you alright there?"

"Oh, by the way, John," said Minene, "Yuno just got really quiet, and she's looking at the ground, and not really moving or making any kind of facial expression. I think it's 'cause you made Yuki cry."

"I'M NOT CRYING!"

"You're crying. Anyway, John, my point is that you should probably find a gun or something. Y'know, just in case...and she is really gripping that ax hard. Seriously, find a gun or something, she's gonna fucking kill you."

"I'm not afraid of a 14 year old girl, Uryu."

"You know she killed her parents, right? Keigo told me about it."

"...Alright, I'll find a gun."

"Alright, I'm cool," said Yuki. "Everyone just chill out. Babe, just relax."

"...Fine. I won't kill John."

"There we go. So, let's start walkin'. If we see a car, we can hitchhike."

"Yukiteru, eleven people aren't going to fit in one car," said Takeo, "And that's not even counting what other people might be in it."

"Then we'll hitchhike on a van or something."

"How are we going to attract a van?" asked Keigo "I don't think anyone's gonna stop for two armed teenagers, a known serial killer, a middle-aged man with a gun, a kid in a gas mask, a bathrobe-wearing junkie, a knife-wielding young couple, a known terrorist, a guy with a fucking bag over his head, and a guy who smells like piss. Just saying."

"...It's not a bathrobe," said Tsubaki.

"You make a good point, Keigo," said Yuki. "Wait, I got an idea. Minene, you got the biggest tits here, take your top off. Someone's definitely gonna stop for that."

"I like this idea," said Nishijima. "I like it a lot."

"Fuck both of you," said Minene. "And I don't think women with charred holes where their eye used to be are a very common fetish."

Yuki got a call on his phone.

"Yo, what's up?"

"Hey, dude, it's Hinata. I called to let you know the bus driver stole your friend's car."

"Yeah, we noticed."

"So, what've you been doing for the past hour? Just...horsing around?"

"The fuck are you...oh my fucking God, Yuno, you didn't."

"Sorry, Yuki," said Yuno, blushing bright red.

"Wait, what'd you do?" asked Minene. Yuno whispered in her ear. Minene paused for a bit and then started laughing uncontrollably.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I can't fuckin' breathe! This is the best fuckin' day of my life! EVERYONE, LISTEN UP!"

"Are you proud of yourself, Hino?"

"YOU'RE NOT GONNA FUCKIN' BELIEVE THIS!"

"Are you proud of what you've started?"

"Tell her I said hello."

"Shut the fuck up, Karyuudo."