Aouni: Hello again peoples... Sorry I haven't updated in a while, I
have final exams coming up soon (ugh) and I kinda ran into a case of
writer's block, but it's fixed now!
Dark: Stop making excuses. The reviewers don't want excuses!
Destiny: You better update, because if you don't, WE will! (grins evilly)
Dark: Yes, and we have tons of ideas... (smiles sweetly)
Aouni: Yeah right. Anywho – Disclaimer please.
Tyson: Haven't I already done this?
Bladebreakers: NO.
Tyson: Okay, if you say so. I still say I've already done it. DISCLAIMER -- Aouni only owns Destiny and Dark, Aouni does not own beyblade. She DOES NOT own it. And definitely not Kai... because I own him!
Kai: What?!?
Tyson: Well that's what the paper tells me to say...
Kai: (snatches disclaimer) Let me see it... (glares) It doesn't say that.
Tyson: (grins nervously) Oh... hehe... Must of misread it...
Aouni: Riiiiiight.... Anywho, you peoples want to read the ficcy right?
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Chapter Fourteen:
It was a peaceful summer road, lined with breezy, leafy trees and splashed with sunlight. However, looking along the ditch that ran the length of the street, one would have found three cowering neko-jin. Their leader, a dark haired boy with long, bushy side burns, occasionally popped his head up, but it never stayed up for long.
"I think we lost him," said Lee slowly.
"Don't be so sure," said Rei doubtfully, "Remember what we thought last time?"
"Well, it's a good thing he's alive," said Mariah, trying her best to put in some cheerful insight.
Her cousin turned to glare at her, "If you hadn't made such a big fuss over him being dead, we wouldn't be here!" he snapped.
"That's not true," said Rei, "It's our own fault for arguing!"
"And why were we arguing Rei? Because she made a scene! That's why."
Mariah burst into tears.
"Now look what you did!" hissed Rei, "Why are you always picking on her?"
"I'm not picking on her!" said Lee angrily, "She's being unreasonable and someone has to set her straight!"
"You're the unreasonable one, not her!"
All this arguing drew the attention of poor paranoid little Kenny. Unfortunatley, he didn't hear his friends arguing. He heard clowns. He heard clowns plotting his demise.
Well, Kenny wasn't about to sit around and let these clowns kill him. For too long he'd let clowns haunt him, and it was time he took some action.
The three neko-jin didn't notice their small friend approaching, Mariah was trying to stop the boys fighting, and the boys – well they were fighting.
Kenny stood at the edge of the ditch, towering over Rei and Lee for what was probably the first time ever. He raised the chainsaw high over his head, allowing it to emit a loud buzz.
Mariah was the first to look up, closely followed by Rei. Lee groaned.
"We're done for!"
It was true, they were backed into a corner. They was no possible escape from the ditch – the chainsaw was in the way.
Kenny laughed maniacally, and the chainsaw slowly began it's descent...
"Hey Kenny!"
Poor Kenny jumped ten feet into the air. He whirled around clutching the handle of his chainsaw for dear life, eyes widening in horror at the sight before him.
Two more clowns were arriving.
Kevin didn't notice the other boy's terror, or even the chainsaw he held. Instead he stole another of Gary's French fries and flashed a friendly smile.
"Have you seen Lee or Mariah?"
Kenny was paralyzed with fright, his knuckles were turning white with the grip he now had on his chainsaw.
"What's that for?" asked Gary calmly, gesturing to Kenny's weapon.
Kenny cowered under the gaze of the huge clown. It was at this moment that Lee, Rei and Mariah shot out of the ditch, attempting to put as much distance between themselves and the insane Chief as they possibly could.
Kevin didn't help.
"Hey Lee! We were looking for you guys!"
Kenny turned around to see that the clowns he had been 'holding captive' had escaped. It was time for him to be brave – no more being pushed around by clowns... no matter how big they were.
With a final war cry, Kenny raised the chainsaw above his head once more, and charged.
/MEANWHILE/
"Okay, here's what we're gonna do," the teenager brushed his midnight blue bangs out of his eyes as he fiddled with a very small object in his hands. Beside him a taller boy looked on with suppressed curiousity.
"They want sugar, right?" he placed his creation on the park bench, feeling very pleased with himself, "Then sugar is what they're gonna get!"
Kai's crimson eyes flickered with amusement, a slight smirk betraying that he doubted Tyson's plan would work.
The younger boy ignored him, editing his weapon – making sure there were no flaws which would give him away.
"All it needs... is some whipped cream!" he looked up at his friend, "You have any Kai?"
"Why would I carry whipped cream around with me?"
"I dunno... I used to carry a pack of chocolate muffins everywhere when I was ten," said Tyson scratching his head. Where was he supposed to find whipped cream in an amusement park?
Kai raised an eyebrow, "Chocolate muffins?"
Tyson nodded, "Yeah, they were really good! They had chocolate chips and almonds and..."
Kai sighed as Tyson spewed into another long list of food items. Out of the corner of his eye he caught a flicker of movement.
"Tyson –"
"... and it goes great with chocolate milk, whipped cream and marshmallows!"
"Tyson," Kai repeated, this time louder.
But Tyson kept talking, "Speaking of marshmallows, have you ever roasted them and then put them between these little graham crackers with chocolate? I think there's a name for that..."
"TYSON!"
Tyson jumped and looked up, "What?"
But it was too late.
Max and Emily came charging from behind the cotton candy stand – which they had cleared out earlier – and leaped at Tyson and Kai.
Kai of course, managed to evade them, but Tyson wasn't so lucky.
"Argh! Get off me! What do I look like? A chew toy?"
But then Emily spotted it. It was a cupcake! With vanilla icing and sprinkled with blue SUGAR! She jumped off Tyson and snatched the cupcake, grinning.
Kai was busy trying to pry Max off of Tyson, Tyson was being tackled by Max, and Maxy was screaming his lungs off, "I want sugar!" So none of them noticed Emily run away with Tyson's cupcake.
/MEANWHILE/
"How far can that stupid tiger have gone?" whined Ian. After escaping the crazy old lady, the Demolition Boys had split up in search of Boris' escaped tiger experiment. Tala and Ian had wandered to the eastern surrounding of the park, and Brian and Spencer had gone to the west.
Ian was betting his money that the tiger had gone south.
Tala wasn't in the mood to give up – that tiger couldn't have gone TOO far. According to the zoo official, it had only escaped about an hour ago. How far could a messed up animal travel in one hour?
"Tala, I don't think it went this way," complained Ian, "There would be dozens of other animals with it, we would see tracks!"
"It didn't go south, Ian," snapped Tala. His little friend was getting annoying.
"Why is that?" asked Ian defiantly. He didn't see any reason why the tiger wouldn't have gone south.
"Because when Boris fiddled around with the tiger's brain he scrambled it so that the animal was incabable of walking south! It only walks east, west or north!" said Tala, exasperatedly, "Geez, Ian! Weren't you listening to him?"
Ian grinned sheepishly, "Actually, I was watching Brian and Spencer's staring contest, although it was more like a glaring contest. Very interesting though..."
Tala groaned, "You mean, Brian and Spencer weren't listening to Boris either?"
Ian grinned nervously, and searched around to find something – anything to change the subject.
"Hey look! There's the White Tigers, Rei, and that little nerdy kid! Hey, has he got a chainsaw?"
Tala looked in the direction his short friend had pointed. Sure enough, the White Tigers and Rei were being chased by Kenny, who was waving his chainsaw around like a lunatic.
"Mariah, this is all your fault!" moaned Lee, as he dodged yet another swing from the chainsaw.
Rei glared, looking like he was about to say something, but he was cut off by Mariah.
"My fault? MY FAULT? How is this MY fault?" she shrieked, "If anything, it should be YOUR fault!"
She let out a scream when Kenny's blade nearly chopped off her arm.
"No talk," said Gary, "Just run!"
Tala and Ian watched the neko-jin run by, with Kenny hot in pursuit.
"That was... interesting," said Tala dryly.
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Aouni: Yay! Another chappie done! Hope you people liked it.
Tala: Since when do I pay attention to Boris?
Aouni: Well SOMEONE had to, or else how would you know the details?
Reviews: (Thank you to all the nice peoples who take the time to review my story! I love reviews!)
Kai/Ray – And I'm glad you reviewed (: I have plans for that evil anti – bullying lady to return again! MUAHAHAHA! Yeah, but I won't tell you what happens. :P
Yamikaiemi(BlackAngel)Maritamai – Yeah, I guess Mariah should have more fun, but I like making Rei and Lee argue about her :P None of my reviewers seem to likes it though... Oh well, I guess Mariah and Lee will have to argue instead. Thanks for reviewing!
Flamable-Devil – Well I'm glad you reviewed again (: Did you change your name? Kenny is scaring me too... I have nightmares about Kenny with a chainsaw now... lol
Bloody Mary – (runs away from Insane-chibi-on-sugar-high) AAAHHHH! I swear I'll never torture Brian again! Ever! (chibi tries to bite off her leg) AAAAHHHHHH!
Rei: Hey... (gets evil idea)
(Authoress is now running away from TWO insanely-hyper-chibis) REI!!!! I'm gonna get you! I'll make sure you're tortured horribly in EVERY single one of my ficcys!
Rei: 0.0 Hey! How come it didn't work?
FORFIRITH-on-a-sugar-high – Yeah that woman is cool, I dreamt her up to save me from my cousin who was wacking me with her evil stuffed dog! Hey... I do get a lot of ideas from my cousin! Maybe baby-sitting her isn't so bad... (:
Enchanted Crimson Rose – Who could have anything against cute wittle Maxy- waxy?
Max: What did you call me?!?
Thanks for reviewing! Both my cats say meow this time! Uh, I think that's 'cuz they want me to open the door though...
Aouni: Yup, thanks again for reviewing! I love reviews!
Kai: You're repeating yourself.
Destiny: Yeah, remember the English exam? "A common mistake is redundancy, in which the author says the same thing over and over again repeatedly – this is a typical error of beginning writers, they make this mistake often."
Tyson: Wasn't that sentence redundant?
Aouni: NO! Not the English exam again! That thing was EVIL!
Dark: Stop making excuses. The reviewers don't want excuses!
Destiny: You better update, because if you don't, WE will! (grins evilly)
Dark: Yes, and we have tons of ideas... (smiles sweetly)
Aouni: Yeah right. Anywho – Disclaimer please.
Tyson: Haven't I already done this?
Bladebreakers: NO.
Tyson: Okay, if you say so. I still say I've already done it. DISCLAIMER -- Aouni only owns Destiny and Dark, Aouni does not own beyblade. She DOES NOT own it. And definitely not Kai... because I own him!
Kai: What?!?
Tyson: Well that's what the paper tells me to say...
Kai: (snatches disclaimer) Let me see it... (glares) It doesn't say that.
Tyson: (grins nervously) Oh... hehe... Must of misread it...
Aouni: Riiiiiight.... Anywho, you peoples want to read the ficcy right?
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Chapter Fourteen:
It was a peaceful summer road, lined with breezy, leafy trees and splashed with sunlight. However, looking along the ditch that ran the length of the street, one would have found three cowering neko-jin. Their leader, a dark haired boy with long, bushy side burns, occasionally popped his head up, but it never stayed up for long.
"I think we lost him," said Lee slowly.
"Don't be so sure," said Rei doubtfully, "Remember what we thought last time?"
"Well, it's a good thing he's alive," said Mariah, trying her best to put in some cheerful insight.
Her cousin turned to glare at her, "If you hadn't made such a big fuss over him being dead, we wouldn't be here!" he snapped.
"That's not true," said Rei, "It's our own fault for arguing!"
"And why were we arguing Rei? Because she made a scene! That's why."
Mariah burst into tears.
"Now look what you did!" hissed Rei, "Why are you always picking on her?"
"I'm not picking on her!" said Lee angrily, "She's being unreasonable and someone has to set her straight!"
"You're the unreasonable one, not her!"
All this arguing drew the attention of poor paranoid little Kenny. Unfortunatley, he didn't hear his friends arguing. He heard clowns. He heard clowns plotting his demise.
Well, Kenny wasn't about to sit around and let these clowns kill him. For too long he'd let clowns haunt him, and it was time he took some action.
The three neko-jin didn't notice their small friend approaching, Mariah was trying to stop the boys fighting, and the boys – well they were fighting.
Kenny stood at the edge of the ditch, towering over Rei and Lee for what was probably the first time ever. He raised the chainsaw high over his head, allowing it to emit a loud buzz.
Mariah was the first to look up, closely followed by Rei. Lee groaned.
"We're done for!"
It was true, they were backed into a corner. They was no possible escape from the ditch – the chainsaw was in the way.
Kenny laughed maniacally, and the chainsaw slowly began it's descent...
"Hey Kenny!"
Poor Kenny jumped ten feet into the air. He whirled around clutching the handle of his chainsaw for dear life, eyes widening in horror at the sight before him.
Two more clowns were arriving.
Kevin didn't notice the other boy's terror, or even the chainsaw he held. Instead he stole another of Gary's French fries and flashed a friendly smile.
"Have you seen Lee or Mariah?"
Kenny was paralyzed with fright, his knuckles were turning white with the grip he now had on his chainsaw.
"What's that for?" asked Gary calmly, gesturing to Kenny's weapon.
Kenny cowered under the gaze of the huge clown. It was at this moment that Lee, Rei and Mariah shot out of the ditch, attempting to put as much distance between themselves and the insane Chief as they possibly could.
Kevin didn't help.
"Hey Lee! We were looking for you guys!"
Kenny turned around to see that the clowns he had been 'holding captive' had escaped. It was time for him to be brave – no more being pushed around by clowns... no matter how big they were.
With a final war cry, Kenny raised the chainsaw above his head once more, and charged.
/MEANWHILE/
"Okay, here's what we're gonna do," the teenager brushed his midnight blue bangs out of his eyes as he fiddled with a very small object in his hands. Beside him a taller boy looked on with suppressed curiousity.
"They want sugar, right?" he placed his creation on the park bench, feeling very pleased with himself, "Then sugar is what they're gonna get!"
Kai's crimson eyes flickered with amusement, a slight smirk betraying that he doubted Tyson's plan would work.
The younger boy ignored him, editing his weapon – making sure there were no flaws which would give him away.
"All it needs... is some whipped cream!" he looked up at his friend, "You have any Kai?"
"Why would I carry whipped cream around with me?"
"I dunno... I used to carry a pack of chocolate muffins everywhere when I was ten," said Tyson scratching his head. Where was he supposed to find whipped cream in an amusement park?
Kai raised an eyebrow, "Chocolate muffins?"
Tyson nodded, "Yeah, they were really good! They had chocolate chips and almonds and..."
Kai sighed as Tyson spewed into another long list of food items. Out of the corner of his eye he caught a flicker of movement.
"Tyson –"
"... and it goes great with chocolate milk, whipped cream and marshmallows!"
"Tyson," Kai repeated, this time louder.
But Tyson kept talking, "Speaking of marshmallows, have you ever roasted them and then put them between these little graham crackers with chocolate? I think there's a name for that..."
"TYSON!"
Tyson jumped and looked up, "What?"
But it was too late.
Max and Emily came charging from behind the cotton candy stand – which they had cleared out earlier – and leaped at Tyson and Kai.
Kai of course, managed to evade them, but Tyson wasn't so lucky.
"Argh! Get off me! What do I look like? A chew toy?"
But then Emily spotted it. It was a cupcake! With vanilla icing and sprinkled with blue SUGAR! She jumped off Tyson and snatched the cupcake, grinning.
Kai was busy trying to pry Max off of Tyson, Tyson was being tackled by Max, and Maxy was screaming his lungs off, "I want sugar!" So none of them noticed Emily run away with Tyson's cupcake.
/MEANWHILE/
"How far can that stupid tiger have gone?" whined Ian. After escaping the crazy old lady, the Demolition Boys had split up in search of Boris' escaped tiger experiment. Tala and Ian had wandered to the eastern surrounding of the park, and Brian and Spencer had gone to the west.
Ian was betting his money that the tiger had gone south.
Tala wasn't in the mood to give up – that tiger couldn't have gone TOO far. According to the zoo official, it had only escaped about an hour ago. How far could a messed up animal travel in one hour?
"Tala, I don't think it went this way," complained Ian, "There would be dozens of other animals with it, we would see tracks!"
"It didn't go south, Ian," snapped Tala. His little friend was getting annoying.
"Why is that?" asked Ian defiantly. He didn't see any reason why the tiger wouldn't have gone south.
"Because when Boris fiddled around with the tiger's brain he scrambled it so that the animal was incabable of walking south! It only walks east, west or north!" said Tala, exasperatedly, "Geez, Ian! Weren't you listening to him?"
Ian grinned sheepishly, "Actually, I was watching Brian and Spencer's staring contest, although it was more like a glaring contest. Very interesting though..."
Tala groaned, "You mean, Brian and Spencer weren't listening to Boris either?"
Ian grinned nervously, and searched around to find something – anything to change the subject.
"Hey look! There's the White Tigers, Rei, and that little nerdy kid! Hey, has he got a chainsaw?"
Tala looked in the direction his short friend had pointed. Sure enough, the White Tigers and Rei were being chased by Kenny, who was waving his chainsaw around like a lunatic.
"Mariah, this is all your fault!" moaned Lee, as he dodged yet another swing from the chainsaw.
Rei glared, looking like he was about to say something, but he was cut off by Mariah.
"My fault? MY FAULT? How is this MY fault?" she shrieked, "If anything, it should be YOUR fault!"
She let out a scream when Kenny's blade nearly chopped off her arm.
"No talk," said Gary, "Just run!"
Tala and Ian watched the neko-jin run by, with Kenny hot in pursuit.
"That was... interesting," said Tala dryly.
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Aouni: Yay! Another chappie done! Hope you people liked it.
Tala: Since when do I pay attention to Boris?
Aouni: Well SOMEONE had to, or else how would you know the details?
Reviews: (Thank you to all the nice peoples who take the time to review my story! I love reviews!)
Kai/Ray – And I'm glad you reviewed (: I have plans for that evil anti – bullying lady to return again! MUAHAHAHA! Yeah, but I won't tell you what happens. :P
Yamikaiemi(BlackAngel)Maritamai – Yeah, I guess Mariah should have more fun, but I like making Rei and Lee argue about her :P None of my reviewers seem to likes it though... Oh well, I guess Mariah and Lee will have to argue instead. Thanks for reviewing!
Flamable-Devil – Well I'm glad you reviewed again (: Did you change your name? Kenny is scaring me too... I have nightmares about Kenny with a chainsaw now... lol
Bloody Mary – (runs away from Insane-chibi-on-sugar-high) AAAHHHH! I swear I'll never torture Brian again! Ever! (chibi tries to bite off her leg) AAAAHHHHHH!
Rei: Hey... (gets evil idea)
(Authoress is now running away from TWO insanely-hyper-chibis) REI!!!! I'm gonna get you! I'll make sure you're tortured horribly in EVERY single one of my ficcys!
Rei: 0.0 Hey! How come it didn't work?
FORFIRITH-on-a-sugar-high – Yeah that woman is cool, I dreamt her up to save me from my cousin who was wacking me with her evil stuffed dog! Hey... I do get a lot of ideas from my cousin! Maybe baby-sitting her isn't so bad... (:
Enchanted Crimson Rose – Who could have anything against cute wittle Maxy- waxy?
Max: What did you call me?!?
Thanks for reviewing! Both my cats say meow this time! Uh, I think that's 'cuz they want me to open the door though...
Aouni: Yup, thanks again for reviewing! I love reviews!
Kai: You're repeating yourself.
Destiny: Yeah, remember the English exam? "A common mistake is redundancy, in which the author says the same thing over and over again repeatedly – this is a typical error of beginning writers, they make this mistake often."
Tyson: Wasn't that sentence redundant?
Aouni: NO! Not the English exam again! That thing was EVIL!