Desi: Hello everyone and welcome back to Kids in the Hall! ...Wait that isn't right... Oh, yea! Welcome back to my Invader Zim Questionaire! ^.^ But seriously, I'm in love with Kids in the Hall. I dare you reviewers to go on Youtube THIS INSTANT and watch Kids in the Hall- Thinking Out Loud. Funniest I ever saw. IT'S GOT KEVIN MCDONALD IN IT! SO GO WATCH NOW! I DEMAND YOU! ZIM DEMANDS YOU! *Shoves Zim in front of the camera* SEE! SEE! ZIM DEMANDS YOU!
Zim: RAGH! STOP TOUCHING ME HUMAN PIG SMELLY!
Desi: AND DIB DOES TOO! RIGHT DIB?
Dib: Uhhh...
Desi: YES HE DOES! NOW GO! Ok first up is Musicture
Musicture:
XDDDD Heheeeee. :P I've been feeling like laughing alot today. Just have that urge :) Okey dokey!
Gir: I drew an awesome picture of yooou :P (At least.. It's better than my older one s -_-) Go and wreck the Massive!
Gir: Okie dokie! *Blasts off to the Massive on his jetpacks*
Red: What?
Purple: NO!
Red: Someone stop that robot!
Desi: *Shrugs*
*Can hear a loud crash; everyone looks out the window to see the Massive crushed in the city*
Purple: OUR SHIP! IT'S RUINED!
Okay, now, favorite characters get most torture :3
Tak: Sing 'When You're Gone' by Avril Lavigne to Zim. (I fell asleep listening to that after watching IZ... Soo...)
Tak: Fine. *Grabs mic and gets on dancefloor*
Desi: *Puts in CD*
Tak:
I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cried
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie Is made up on your side
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it ok
I miss you
I never felt this way before
Everything that I do reminds me of you
and the clothes you left they lie on the floor
And they smell just like you I love the things that you do
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it ok I miss you
We were made for eachother
Out here forever I know we were
Yeah yeah all I ever wanted was for you
To know everything I do
I give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe
I need to feel you here with me
Yea...
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear will always get me through the day
And make it ok
I miss you
*Mic starts crying*
Desi: *Wiping tears* That was so beautiful!
Tak: Humans are so emotional.
Dib: Actually it's just the females.
Zim: You must now go and DRINK 5 GALLONS OF WATER! (About the size of one of those water dispenser holder thingies :P)
Desi: I love the little bubble noises those dispensers make! It's awesome.
Zim: *Shrieks when he sees how big it is*
Dib: You afraid, Zim?
Zim: Of course not! Zim can drink all your filthy liquids!
Desi: You had to pick liquids, didn't you? Seriously! No wonder there are tons of ZaDR fans! You're always saying pervy things to Dib!
Zim: *Starts drinking water and screaming* OH THE SEERING PAIN! *Keeps drinking until he's drank all five dispensers and is all covered in burns and injured very badly inside and out*
Desi: *Presses button and Zim's all better* Ahh, much better.
Zim: VICTORY FOR ZIM!
Skoodge: Only because your so cute you can skip out on the pain ^-^ Heres some... *fishes around in pockets* Uh.. A banana :D
Red: Heres a red crayon, go color on Purple
Purple: Heres a blue crayon. My friend ate the purple crayon -_- Go color on Red.
Skoodge: What do I do with this...?
Desi: You put it in your ear!
Skoodge: But I don't have an ear...
Desi: Then you'll never be happy again!
*Dramatic music plays*
Purple: *Starts coloring on Red*
Red: *What are you doing...?
Purple: Drawing a picture of a spaceship on your head.
Red: Why?
Purple: Reviewer told me too.
Red: Oh give me your head! *Grabs Purple's head and starts drawing a red spaceship on his head*
Sizz-Lor: *looks up* :I Eh. Heres some bacon.
Dib: Speak in Irken for half a chapter :P (I'm alsoo doing this because I wanna see Zim get punched in the stomach... Heheheheeee :D)
Dib: *Punches Zim in the squeedily-spooch and laughs*
Zim: Filthy Dib-worm! *Clutching his poor organ*
Desi: Unfortuently Irken cannot be heard through the camera for some uhh... scientific reason... soooo he's just not going to talk for a few chapters or whatever since I have no idea when the middle will be.
Professor Membrane: YOU ARE BANNED FROM SCIENCE FOR AN INTIRE CHAPTER WAHAHAHA
Professor Membrane: *Very dramatic* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Desi: Aw... Poor tall dude.
Tenn: Eh. Go and be tallest for a chapter X3
Tenn: As Tallest I want snacks. *Points at Red and Purple* GO GET ME SNACKS!
*Red and Purple grumble and get her snacks*
Desi: What a waste of being a Tallest... Just saying...
Lard Nar: *stares at him* I can see into your sooooul... *goes back to normal* Whenever the Tallest talk you must say "I wuv youz ^_^" (I just feel random...)
Byyyye! :P Oh wait...
*waves random wand and piles of Snapple land on the ground*
Now, byeee!
Desi: *Hugs Snapple* Aww thank you! I accually haven't had Snapple in quite awhile...
Lard Nar: All I want to say is that you all suck for making me do this!
Desi: Your voice sounds so cute. DOESN'T EVERYONE HERE AGREE THAT HIS VOICE SOUNDS CUTE?
Lard Nar: *Glares with arms crosses*
Desi: Next up is crazywoman123
crazywomen123:
Helllooooo~
crazywoman123 here. I am a 6'1" human female and a huge fan of Invader Zim.
My favorite characters are ZIM!, the tallest, gir, and gaz. :3
Question/Dares:
Tallest-Have you seen PRAZR? And I dare you to watch/read it for 3 hours in a lock dark room with no windows and exits. Also, tell us how you feel :3
Desi: Purple PLUS Red PLUS Zim, all at the same time. ^.^
*Red, Purple, and Zim all shudder*
Red: Please don't make us watch that...
Lard Nar: I wuv you...
Purple: THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS! I DON'T WANNA BE LOCKED UP IN THERE WATCHING THAT!
Desi: *Pushes them in the dark room and locjs the door* They'll be fine... It's not like they'll kill eachother or anything... *Laughs nervously*
*Three hours later, Desi opens the door*
Red: THE HORROR!
Purple: KILL ME! SHOOT ME AND KILL ME!
Desi: Is it worst than RaPR?
Red/Purple: YES!
Red: We had to watch graphic full on sex.
Purple: It was not pleasant!
Red: There are things there that Irkens can't physically even DO!
Purple: OR WANT TO DO!
*They both suddenly pass out*
Lard Nar: Uh... I wuv you?
Zim-I just want to say YOU ARE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER! Also, Is is okay if I can hug Zim for one whole chapter?
Zim: Yes, yes, Zim is amazing.
Desi: No, but you can have him afterwards!
Gaz- Tell us your REAL feelings about Zim and your brother.
Annnd That is it for now :3
Gaz: Zim is stupid and Dib is... Eh.
Dib: *Trying to say something but nothing comes out*
Desi: Those are your real feelings?
Gaz: Yea, sure. Whatever.
Desi: *Shrugs* Next is Zim'sMostLoyalServant
Zim'sMostLoyalServant:
I'm back with more!
First, everyone (including the aliens) tell me your ages.
Zim: ZIM ALREADY SAID HIS!
Desi: Touchy... And the Tallest are the same age, Lard Nar is older by a few decades, Spleenk and Shloonk are the same age and are younger than Lard Nar, Gaz is nine, Dib is eleven, Sizz-Lorr is very old-
Sizz-Lorr: HEY! No I'm not!
Desi: -Gir is like two or three, and no one cares about the rest. Happy?
Secondly (assuming Zim and GIR are back to normal), I want GIR to now switch personalities with Gaz (for as long as possible), since my last switch request didn't really work out. And if Gaz doesn't want to, TOO BAD! Desi, you're the author, make her do it!
Desi: That's right! I am the author! *Turns to Gaz* Gaz, you are going to switch personalities!
*Before Gaz can say anything her and Gir switch*
Gir: *Eyes turn red and starts playing Gaz's GameSlave*
Gaz: *Eyes go big and smiles wide* HI!
Desi: Your eyes are so beautiful... I wish I had your eyes...
Gaz: Aww! *Hugs her*
Tallest - Riverdance! Just because I think it'd be funny.
Desi: *Splashes water on the Tallest* Get up lazy bones!
*They immidiately wake up and scream from the pain*
Desi: Go riverdance! *Puts in special riverdance CD*
*They start riverdancing*
Red: Why are we doing this?
Purple: I think its fun!
Red: *Rolls eyes*
Zim - steal all the potatoes from Idaho and all the cheese from Vermont and use them in a world domination plan (I don't know how, just do it).
Zim: YES! Zim has a brilliant plan! Come, Gir! Lets go get out cheesy supplies!
Gir: No.
Zim: Eh? Gir... I said COME.
Gir: And I said, no.
Zim: OBEY YOUR MASTER, GIR!
Gir: No, you obey ME.
Zim: ZIM OBEYS NO ONE! NO ONE I SAY!
Gir: Then I don't obey you.
Zim: *Glares and leaves. He comes back two hours later with potatoes and cheese* Now to begin my new brilliant plan from me, ZIM!
Dib: *Tries to say something and does lots of hand movements showing disaster*
Desi: No stopping Zim!
Zim: That's right, DIB! FILTHY STINKWORM! I SHALL FINALLY DESTROY THE EARTH!
Red: *Still riverdancing with Purple* Is he really going to do it?
Lard Nar: I wuvs you...
Red: *Glares*
Zim: *Spends six hours building his ingenius plan* YES! I HAVE FINISHED!
Desi: So...? What's it do?
Zim: I shall inject the cheese, which I have melted, into the potato where I will fly them over the whole planet and bomb city by city with CHEESY DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Desi: Epic. LET'S DO IT!
Dib: *Bangs his head on the wall*
Zim: *Pushes button smugly and all over the world cheesy doom and spread*
Desi: AWESOME! I WANT CHEESE POTATO BOMBS!
Zim: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM A GENIOUS!
*Red and Purple just stare out the window in horror*
Zim: See my Tallest! See? See? *Tugs on their robes like a little kid* Look at all my destruction!
Red: That's uhh... nice, Zim...
Purple: THE CHEESY HORROR!
Desi: That's something you don't hear everyday.
Dib - whatever happened with Tak's ship? Did you get your personality out of it?
Dib: *Trying to say something*
Desi: Oh, fine. *Pushes button and Dib can talk again*
Dib: Yes, it deleted my personality out of itself, but I fixed it up really good! I have it working and-
Gaz: Silly Dibby! I fixed it! Duh! *Giggles insanely and eats a taco*
*Everyone just stares at her*
Tak - why haven't you taken your ship back from Dib yet?
That's all for now. Later!
Zim'sMostLoyalServant signing off.
Tak: *Shrugs* I built myself a new ship, way better than that junk.
Dib: HEY! I think it's pretty neat!
Tak: Of course you do...
Desi: Next up is Tritops1
Tritops1:
Awww...I wanna have a sugar high...:(
YAY! I can torture you all now! :D
Zimmeh: I just now realized...last chapter...you were in the bikini for all of it...*bursts out laughing* Heh...well, I don't have any questions for you, so Imma just dare you now!
In honor of today being pretzel day, you must eat 4 BILLION PRETZELS. (what is it with me making you guys eat food?)
Zim: DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THE MIGHTY ZIM!
Desi: You gotta admit it was pretty funny... *Giggles*
Zim: SILENCE!
Desi: Ok, ok, whatever. *Hands him a GIANT bucket of pretzels* Just eat.
Zim: *Eats one* UGH! So... SALTY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU HUMANS?
Purple: Salty? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Desi: You know, not all species are pure sweet tooths.
*Zim continues to eat pretzels in horrible horror until he passes out from so many saltyness*
Dibbeh: HI DER! ^U^ *cough* sorry 'bout that. Wow. You REALLY liked that date last chapter...a little TOO much...hmmmmm...
Anyhow, why did you choose the name agent mothman? SING. Sing aliens exist! :3
Dib: Well in 1966, in West Virgina, there were some reports of some kind of animal with glowing red eyes that was shaped like a man, but bigger, maybe six and a half or seven feet tall, with big wings folded against its back like a moth. A couple that saw the sighting said the creature chased their car going at speeds exeeding 100 mph! And in 1967 right before and after the collapse of the Silver Bridge in West Virgina, there was a sighting of the same description hovering over the bridge! Some say it caused the collapse of the bridge, others say it was trying to warn people befere the bridge collapsed! I always liked that story so I chose 'mothman.'
Desi: Fascinating.
Dib: Yep! There's also a statue of the Mothman right in Point Pleasant, West Virginia!
Desi Oooh. *Hands him mic* Go sing now. *Puts in CD*
Dib: *Shrugs and goes on the dancefloor*
Dib:
Hey mom there's something in the backroom
Hope it's not the creature from above
You used to read me stories
As if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb
What if people knew that these were real
Leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
What you hear is all hearsay
Wish someone would tell me what was right
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
I am still the skeptic yes you know me
Been best friends and will be till we die
I got an injection
Of fear from the abduction
My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies,
Alright
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday I'm not like you guys
I'm not like you
Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation
Information, nice to know ya, paranoia
Where's my mother, biofather
Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys
Twelve majestic lies
*Mic faints*
Desi: Nice.
Red: Yer ma favorite tallest! Even though I hate you both with the intensity of a thousand white suns. -_-
Purple: LAZERS! *chucks meat at face*
Gir: SING THE GIR SONG! :D WOO!
Red: *Sarcastic* Thank you, because that makes me feel so much better.
Lard Nar: I wuv yous.
Red: Shut up.
Gir: I'm not singing.
Desi: Yes you are. *Hands him mic and shoves him onstage*
Gir: I will shove all the weapons in my head right through your bellybutton.
Desi: No you won't. Now sing. Sorry, don't have music for this song, so I'll play the Invader Zim theme song instead! *Plays theme song*
Gir:
My name is Gir
Here's my cupcake
It's always here
When I'm awake
I like to sing
A doomy song
It's better than
Wearing a thong
I like to dance
To DDR
I go to Raves
I am a star
I must obey
The taco man
But not destory
Zim's master plan
Because I am Gir
What the 'G' stands for
I don't know
And I got chocolate bubblegum
And watch The Angry Monkey show
If I could asplode
That would be great
With bacon soap
Or moosey fate
It is the Irkens
I represent
But I am tight
With 50 cent
*Mic explodes into confetti*
Gir: I'm going back to my game.
Gaz: I LIKED IT! *Claps obnoxiously*
Lard Nar: *pokes leg* it's all...bent and creepy. :( So! You need to dance again. Cause that was funny.
Lard Nar: Uhh, what dance?
Desi: Do the moonwalk!
Lard Nar: Um ok. *Tries doing moonwalk but tumbles over everywhere*
Desi: Soooooo...heh...rocky horror picture show...*shudders* since Dwicky FAILED miserably at drawing you, you should draw him! :D
DO SOMETHING EPIC! But at an unexpected time. Soooo nooooo onnnneeee will knowwww...
WELL. I've gotta finish me some homework! BYE!
Nny: Why...why am I here?
HOLY CRAP! RUUUUNNNNNN!
Nny: what?
Heh... That was random...
Desi: Aww... But I can't draw good...
Dib: *Looks at pile of IZ drawings she's done* You look good to me.
Desi: Aww you are so sweet but no I'm not. *Sticks tongue out then hugs him til he can't breathe. Grabs out paper and sharpies and starts drawing Dwicky with her tongue sticking out in thought*
Dib: Uh-
Desi: SHHH! CONCENTRATING!
Dib: But-
Desi: SHHHH!
Dib: I-
Desi: No! Shh. *Keeps drawing til she's done* There! *Hands it to Dwicky*
Dwicky: WOW! That looks like me!
Desi: Yep! Gosh, guys, now you've made me in a drawing mood! *Digs into many colored sharpies and crayons*
Dib: Desi?
Desi: *Drawing some more* Yesss...?
Dib: The questionaire...?
Desi: OH! Right! *Tosses paper and sharpies behind her nonchalantly* I knew that! Next is Necro Ghost
Necro Ghost:
Hi! (this is necromantic irken BTW)
All humans and irkens: You all have to fight can have the armor and weapon of your choosing as human that wins gets an all expenses paid trip to the Bahamas!(with 1000$ spending money too!) And for the irkens,They get to go on a rampage through out the universe! The rules are simple. Get to Nny and defeat him. Simple right? WRONG! To win the prize you also have to defeat all the other players! Have fun being the most awesome worrier that ever lived!
Oh yea and my favorite tallest is...Purple,sorry Red. :3 BYE!
Desi: *Presses button and Nny appears in the room*
Nny: Where am- HOLY F***! THERE ARE ALIENS IN HERE!
Dib: FINALLY!
Desi: Uh... Hi... Please sit down.
Nny: *Sits down*
Desi: ITS NOT WORKING! HE'S STILL FREAKIN' ME OUT!
Nny: I'm right here you know. I can hear your loud voice.
Desi: *Laughs nervously; freaking out* He's so gonna kill me now...
Nny: Actually I just put a fresh coat of blood on the wall, so I'm good for awhile.
Desi: *Shaking like a chihuahua* Right... Ok... Um... Just... Help me... *Passes out*
Gaz: *Temporarily back to normal for the fight* Alright, I'm in charge. This reviewer wants us to fight him, fine. *Grabs Desi's remote and pushes button; stack of armor and weapons appear* Pick a weapon and armor.
*All humans and Irkens grab supplies and are transported onto a battlefield with Nny*
Nny: *Taking out knife* I wonder how my wall feels about alien blood.
*They all have an epic battle, Nny takes out Skoodge and Red first, then Purple takes out Dib, Gaz takes out Sizz-Lorr, Tak and Zim fight for a very long time until finally Dwicky tries to cut in and Tak takes them both out, Tenn takes out Tak, Purple takes out Gretchen, Nny takes out Purple and Zita, and now all thats left is Nny, Gaz, and Tenn. Gaz and Tenn defeat Nny and Tenn defeats Gaz*
Lard Nar: *Trying to wake Desi up*
Desi: *Still passed out* No... My oreos fell into my milk...
Spleenk: I have an idea! *Gets water and poors it on her*
Desi: *Wakes up all wet* Why did you do that?
Spleenk: We were trying to wake you up! The fight is over!
Desi: Oh. *Presses button and everyone is back to normal and Nny is back to whereever he was before* Congratulations, Tenn. Go on your rampage now.
Tenn: Yes! *Gets in ship and flies through space in an epic rampage*
Desi: Aw she's having fun. Next is AvP66
AvP66:
I return, and have a few things.
1. Here is a thing covering what a xenomorph is.
2. The kind of mechs im talkin about.
3. Now that you know what they are, send Dib to a room filled with those. And make 2 clones, one for questions while the real one is there for the chapter, and another, have Zim, using this plasma scythe I teleported, cut the head off of the other clone, and send it to me for my salted nuts.
Desi: Ahhhh, I know what it is now. I never saw that movie with the xenomorphs, but they look cool! But I can't use a Dib clone for the questions and dares, it just wouldn't be the same and wouldn't be fair so I'll just send Dib in there until we need him again. Buuuut I will make the clones for Zim and you!
Dib: What?
Desi: *Throws Dib in cloning machine and makes two clones of him, then throws him in a room with xenomorphs and mechs. You can hear his horrible screams*
Zim: *Smiles evily and takes the plasma scythe and cuts the clones head off*
Desi: That is so gross. *Puts head in Floating Talking Box* You know, you never brought me that autographed picture of Gir I was supposed to get in the mail.
Floating Talking Box: Oh uh... About that...
Desi: *Glares* What did you do with it?
Floating Talking Box: Sold it on ebay for three hundred dollars...
Desi: YOU WHAT? I wanted that you know!
Floating Talking Box: *Smiles innocently* Sorry. *Floats away*
Desi: *Facepalms* I gotta get a new mail transportation device...
4. Clone the living clone, and have Zim scythe it in the groin.
Zim: *Scythes the other clone in the groin*
Dib clone: *Tumbles over in pain* ARGH PAIN!
Zim: *Laughs*
5. Have Zim do whatever he wants to Tak in a closet for 66 minutes.
Zim: What would Zim want to do with that hideous beast?
Tak: YOU ARE JUST BEGGING FOR ME TO POUND YOU!
Desi: You can kiss her.
Zim: WHY?
Desi: Or you can brag about how superior you are.
Zim: Oooh, good.
Desi: Mhmm.
Tak: Wait, no! I am not listening to his stupid babbling!
Desi: Oh well. *Shoves them both in a closet and locks the door; sixty six minutes later*
Tak: Remember a few chapters ago when we came to the agreement he was in love with himself?
Desi: Yes.
Tak: It has been confirmed.
6. Desi, try to steal Daft Punk and live.
Desi: Sure whatever. *Leaves and comes back with Daft Punk tied up.
Red: How did you kidnap them?
Desi: Did it while they weren't looking. I can be very sneaky sometimes.
7. Zim, pilot the mech I showed to Desi and go on a rampage in FoodCourtia in Sizz-Lors restraunt.
Zim: YES!
Sizz-Lorr: NO!
Zim: *Gets in mech and goes to Foodcourtia; the TV turns on to show a live video feed of Zim destorying all of Foodcourtia and smashing Shloogors*
Sizz-Lorr: NOOOOOOO! MY RESTRAUNT! HOW DARE HE!
Desi: Dude, that place sucked anyways.
Sizz-Lorr: *Glares* The only reason that place sucks to YOU is because it didn't sell your specie's food! But Shloogors was a five star restraunt on Foodcourtia!
Desi: *Twirls wrist* Details, details. The point is it sucked.
8. Gir, self destruct. And now for me to wait out the 4 years till i can get back into Clan Wolf. Also, Desi, jump into a pit of lava and have Zim be stuck in an elevator with Tak for 24 hours after they were hit by... THE RAY OF EVIL (Love) and jump into a pit of xenomorphs with a clone Zim deciding what to do with the ressurect machine.
If only i could type in irken on these places...
Gir: Fine. *Explodes*
Desi: *Hands Lard Nar remote* Press that afterward I jump in. Ok?
*Lard Nar nods*
Desi: *Holds breath and jumps in* Okaaaaaay thats hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! *Covered in burns*
Lard Nar: *Presses button and shes back to normal*
Desi: Ok I'm fine... I think. *Throws Zim in the cloning chamber and makes a clone* I cannot believe I am going to do this again... *Grabs out romantic ray*
Zim: NOOOOO! *Panics* Eh... eh... REMEMBER WHAT SHE SAID! An Earth creature with be killed by a dak!
Desi: That's DALEK.
Zim: YES! A DALEK! Whatever that is.
Desi: I CAN'T DO IT! That's why Red's gonna do it instead! *Hands Red the romantic ray*
Red: Uh... Sure? *Zaps Zim and Tak and they fall hopelessly in love*
Desi: *Shoves them in an elevator that magically appears in the room; they come out twenty-four hours later*
*Both have love struck faces on*
Desi: Do I want to know?
Tak: *Giggles* Nooo...
Zim: Hehe... *Looks at Tak adoringly*
Desi: You guys are creeping me out! *Presses button and they turn back to normal*
Zim: YOU WRETCHED DEMON! *Takles Tak to the ground*
Tak: GET OFF ME! *Shoves Zim off her* MIMI! ATTACK HIM!
Mimi: *Salutes and attacks; Zim begins running around screaming like an idiot while lasers are being shot at him*
Tak: *Smiles* Much better.
Desi: Okaaaaay... Next is pokekinz0520
pokekinz0520:
Yay for doom!
Lard Nar:I know who your talking about!SQUIRREL!I dare you to be stuck in a closet with her for ten minutes!Hee hee...keep it T rated.
Desi: Her name is Squirrel?
Lard Nar: ...Yes.
Desi: What an odd name... Ok whatever. *Presses button and Squirrel appears. She shoves them both in the closet; ten minutes later*
Squirrel: *Giggles* Bye. *Kisses him and leaves*
Everyone: O.o
Lard Nar: What?
Purple: *Turns to Red* Why don't I know her? Do you know her? WE SHOULD KNOW HER!
Red: I don't know her either! I want to know her!
Desi: Well too bad! You guys don't get to know!
Sizz-Lorr:YOU DARE KILL THE PIG I GAVE TO GIR?DIE A HORRIBLE PAINFULL DEATH!
GIR:Here's another hula chef pig!^^
Gir: *Appears out of nowhere* I don't want a stupid pig.
Gaz: I DO! *Hugs hula chef pig*
Desi: *Shoots Sizz-Lorr with dying ray and makes it very painful; he screams until he dies* Poor Sizzy. *Throws him in the RESSURECTOR-O-MATIC*
Sizz-Lorr: These fans are rabid...
Desi:No you don't want to know what the conversation was DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN MY MIND!Besides,I can't talk about it anyway...this is T rated!=3Heres some Snapple.^^
Desi: *Crosses arms; mumbles* I do too wanna know... Hmph... But I feel better now with the Snapple! *Hugs Snapple* Ooh, it's nice and cold!
Skoodge:Oh yeah...I forgot about ME FOR FORGETTING MY THIRD FAVORITE IRKEN!As an apolagie...HAVE SOME NACHOS!XD
Zim:I was watching Spongebob and Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends...and I realized that both shows main character is horrible at paddleball but still loves it,LETS SEE ABOUT YOU!*hands him a paddleball*Go nutz!X3
I hate the Tallests but my favorite is Purple,only because of Kevin McDonald!*glomps Pleakley and Waffle*BIIIEEE!
Pleakley/Waffle:Who are you?
Rebecca:YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!030
Pleakley/Waffle:?
Skoodge: *Stuffs face with nachos* I love nachos!
Zim: I SHALL CONQUER THIS BALL OF PADDLE! *Paddles the ball but it ultimately fails and falls to the side* NOOOO! *Keeps trying* I SHALL CONQUER YOUUUUUU!
Desi: He is going to be entertained for the rest of his life trying to learn the secrets of the paddleball. Next is Write to live Live to write
Write to live Live to write:
HI!
Dib, in one of the episodes, Prof. Membrane says you raised the dead. What's the story behind that? Also, before you knew Tak was an alien, did you like her? Tell the truth!
Desi: Oh yea... Hey where IS Dib?
Spleenk: Uhh... Being attacked by xenomorphs and mechs...
Desi: OH! *Opens door and takes Dib out*
Dib: *Coughs* Horrible! *Coughs* Just horrible! They were everywhere!
Desi: I know you're going to be scarred for the rest of your life but we want to know the story behind raising the dead. Oh and did you like Tak before you knew she was a horrible alien?
Tak: HEY!
Dib: I was researching zombies... I found a spell to turn a body back to life and took one from the hospital to try it out. Well I turned him into a zombie but then he started attacking everything and shot lasers from his eyes and stuff. It was neat!
Desi: And Tak...?
Dib: Oh, well yea, I guess. I mean it was fun talking about how crazy Zim is and how dumb he is. And really funny when she kept dumping food on him.
Desi: Mhmm.
Prof. Membrane, do as Benjarmin Frankline did and stand outside in a storm while flying a kite with a key attatched to it.
Professor Membrane: AH HA! *Goes outside where its raining really hard with REALLY super loud thunder and lots of flashy lightning. He's laughing crazily and then gets struck by lightning and passes out*
Desi: He'll be ok in about five hours...
Sizz-Lorr, I don't like you! You killed Gir's pig! Get flushed down a giant tolet. Hmmp, stupid pig killer.
Desi: I don't have a giant toilet... But I'll try a regular sized one! *Shoves him as much as she can in the toilet and flushes it*
Sizz-Lorr: UGH! GROSS!
Desi: *Keeps flushing*
Also, my fav. Tallest is Red! He's awsome! And lasers are SO much better! So, have Red throw Purple into water filled with snakes and sharks!
Bye for now! Oh! And have Tak beat the crap out of Gaz. And I don't care what she says, MAKE IT HAPPEN! Bye now!
Tak: *Starts punching Gaz*
Gaz: *Giggling insanely*
Tak: She's enjoying this!
Desi: That's because she has Gir's personality!
Gaz: It hurts! *Laughs more*
Desi: Yea... Next is Taruya-chan
Taruya-chan:
... I ish very hyper again. THIS CHAPTER WUZ EPICLY LONG! I tried to read it before school, but I think I wasn't even halfway done before I had to stop. That means the chapter's, like, an hour long. To read total. Just thinking how long it'd take to type it... *shudders* You rock Desi. Truly. For faithfully and to the extent of your abilities typing out the chapters of this Questionnaire. Of DOOM. Yesssssss...
Desi: Yes. It is VERY hard! Sometimes I get so fustrated I feel like smashing my laptop! But I love doing this questionaire! It's fun! Especially when I read some of you guy's dares and I just crack up laughing and my mom looks at me like I'm a freak. It's all fun! But it does take a lot of work and sometimes causes me to spazz out. But it's all good! I love writing this! My brain just likes to explode alot...
Dib: Whoa whoa whoa. What are you talking about? This isn't some story! This is an interview with a camera! Look right there! *Points to camera* And I'm not some fictional character! Look at me! *Points to himself*
Desi: Yes... You are absolutely right...
Dib: Are you using sarcasm?
Desi: No...
Dib: *Eyes her suspisciously*
Desi: *Smiles innocently*
Ah... I love Prof. Cell-Skin (Membrane)'s reaction as to when he finds out that the aliens are HERE! And yeeees, they shall doom you aaaaaaaall... MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and just to see what happens, make Prof. Membrane become extremely interested in researching the dead and zombies and whatnot. And send Dib to an Irken bootcamp- let him go. I wanna see how the smeet puts up with the training. Mebbe he'll die? Mebbe he'll learn some cool karate? Hmmm... Is Dib still Irken from last chapter? or was it only temporary?
Desi: It was only temporary. Each new chapter refreshes all the characters that way we start fresh for the new batch of dares. *Presses button and Dib is sent to Irken military camp and Professor Membrane suddenly has a mind of a mad scientist*
Professor Membrane: *Suddenly wakes up from being passed out; his hair is all frizzy and crazy from the lightning* I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO! I MUST FIND A DEAD FROG AND BRING IT BACK TO LIFE BY FUSING IT WITH A RABBIT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Has crazy spazz attack and runs off in search of a dead frog and dead rabbit parts that are half decayed*
Taru: *appears* Sooooo... basically, the vid's about a bunch of people sexually harassing Zim? 0.0 That's... sick...
Desi: NOBODY EVER SAID THAT! *Shifts eyes* But yes... And it's very detail. ...And I'm pretty sure one of the OCs is half male... because if you look closely she has one curly antenna and one straight one... O.o
Zim: What filthy nonsense are speaking, dirt-child?
Desi: HEY! What did I tell you about calling me a child? I am not a child! Sheesh!
Ruya: *turns green for a moment* Oh, so very nausea-inducing... *recovers insanely quickly* Aaaaand... Tak! And Zim! Not sure what this'll do, really, but... switch genders for a couple of reviews. X3 Gaz... you switch genders too. Desi, you switch genders also! (I'm very curious about the gender-switching today. 0v0) Professor Membrane... shall switch genders. XD I Honestly have NO idea how this'll turn out!
Desi: PLEASE don't make me switch! I am BEGGING you! PLEASE OH PLEASE don't make me! *Gets on her knees and begs*
Red: *Smiles evily* Oh no, you HAVE to. *Grabs Desi's remote and presses a button making Professor Membrane, Zim, Tak, Gaz, and Desi switch genders*
Zim: AHHHHHH! ZIM IS FEMALE! A HORRIBLE FEMALE! *Runs around screaming with his arms flailing*
Tak: Get over it, all you get was get your antennae curled and voice changed.
Zim: *Points dramatically at Tak* AHHHH! YOU'RE MALE!
Gaz: Ooooooh...
Professor Membrane: *Really engrossed in his work that he doesn't notice*
Desi: This is so wrong... So so wrong... *Grabs blanket and hides under it* Nobody talk to me! Lard Nar, you're in charge! ...I'm just going to hide and have an emotional breakdown...
Taru: *calmly sits back* My job is to restrain Ruya when she goes nut-so all over the place, and starts wrecking things. She seemed like she was dangerously close to exploding today...
Ruya: Exploding... *eyes sparkle* Can I... blow everyone up again?
Taru: ...no. *Struggles to fight the temptation, and decides that calm and quiet was worth not blowing people up* If you're going to torture people, do it the confined way. I don't want to get worked up. I want to watch people in pain.
Ruya: *pouts* FINE. Then... I'll just have... I know! Erm... Desi? Do ya know Ouran High School Host Club? Or just the characters? Cause... I want to see Dib act like Tamaki, Zim like Hunny, Gaz like his brother Chiko, or whatever it is, and GIR like Takashi. Just to see. If nooooot... *looks around hurriedly to find inspiration* ... Dib, dress like a tree. Zim like a pretzel. Gaz like a flower (haha, jsut cuz) and GIR like... a star. Eating air freshener. I dun care how long, just... some amount of time.
Lard Nar: Uh... Desi?
Desi: GO AWAY! DON'T LOOK AT ME! And no, I don't know what that is or the characters or anything and I'm not doing it. NOW LEAVE ME IN PEACE TO DIE IN THIS HORRIBLE BODY! *Covers her face deeper in the blanket*
Lard Nar: *Presses button and Dib is dressed like a tree, Gaz like a flower, Zim a pretzel, and Gir as a star*
Gir: *Eye twitches* A star? Really?
Gaz: Aw! You look so pretty! I wish I was a star...
Gir: You're pathetic.
Ah, the Tallests...
Taru: *nods pensively* I adore them, simply because they have so many haters putting them through so much pain just for ME to watch. Frankly, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Thank you, haters! Thank you, the hated.
Ruya: =P That sounds creepy, the way ya put it! Hm... Everyone, work together to make a huge, cubic-ton cauldron of GUMBO! ...What's Gumbo?
I think it's a kind of a stew...
Lard Nar: Alright everybody! Lets get this stew made!
Purple: Ooh! I wanna press the button! *Grabs remote and a giant cauldron appears in the room and a bunch of stew ingredients. Oh and for some odd reason everyone is wearing aprons*
Lard Nar: Lets get started!
*Everyone starts working on making the stew until finally all the vegetables are chopped and meat is thawed and seasoning as added. They cook the stew and it's done*
Lard Nar: So, uh... anyone wanna eat it?
*Everyone that isn't human shakes heads and give grossed out looks*
Lard Nar: Yea, me either...
Gaz: IT LOOKS YUMMY! *Dives in and starts eating*
*Gretchen, Zita, and Dwicky start eating too*
Ruya: ...OHHH... But I still don't know. p Who are you, anyway, Mysterious Voice?
MV: ermm... Em.
Ruya: M.?
M: ...Sure...?
Ruya: COOL! Hey, there's a Letter M. guy in IZ, isn't there? Which kid from Skool is he? I know Torque-Smacky, Screamer, Zita, Gretchen... not many else...
M: I've wondered about that...
Desi: *From under the blankets (she has about four on top of her now)* The Letter M is the black dude. In The Nightmare Begins, he was the one who said "Yea! What's wrong with you? All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing bigfoot in your garage!"
Ruya: *giggles* AHhhhh... Hyper on sugar... Everyone! What makes you the most loopy-hyper-bouncing-off-walls-ish? (*whispers* Loopy is another word for excited and hyper, isn't it?)
M: (I think so! Not sure, though...)
Lard Nar: The same as you horrible humans, sugar and cafine.
Ruya: Tallests! Because I love you sooo much now, even though before I think I was too busy to properly thank you...~
Taru: Yeah, I'm disappointed. Our work was rather mediocre.
Ruya: SOOOOoooo... To make it up to you, Imma make you wear pretty bridal dresses!
M: Why?
Ruya: CAUSE THEY'RE WHITE! And come with a veil.
M: *sigh*
Lard Nar: *Bursts out laughing. Red and Purple just glare*
Desi: *Shudders from under the blankets* I hate dresses...
Shloonk: I GOT THE WEDDING DRESSES! *Puts them on the Tallest and burst out laughing*
Red: *Glaring* I hate you.
Purple: *Glaring too* I wanna blow 'em up!
Desi: *From under ten blankets now* NO!
*Dib comes back from military camp*
Tak: *Raises invisable eyebrow* Back so soon?
Dib: They kicked me out...
Tak: Why?
Dib: ...I asked if any of the Irken babies wanted to come back with me...
Tak: They're called smeets you know.
Dib: *Shrugs*
Ruya: Everybody, once again... Make the loudest noise you can. One at a time, now... *grins* I'm not allowed to make my loudest noise.
Taru: *calmly* You'd shatter soundproof rooms, and ruin all the torture music and stuff I keep in there.
Lard Nar: Alright everyone! One, two, three! *Everyone screams all at once and all the windows, TV, mirrors, and computer breaks*
Computer: My screen! Noooo!
Lard Nar: Uhh... What's the button to fix all this...?
Desi: The remote to the left.
Lard Nar: *Sees a whole bunch of buttons to the left* Which one?
Tak: I'll do it, you fools! *Grabs remote and pushes button; everything is fixed*
Ruya: Aw. Hey... singing plant... I have another idea! Everybody! (What is with me and group projects?) Breed a buncha plants, you know, do all sorts of scientific-y tests and experiments and try to make a singing plant! Singinplant gave me the idea... *giggles*
Lard Nar: I know just what to do! *Leaves and comes back with a bunch of different plants and chemicals; everyone tries to conduct a singing plant. They create a talking plant, a cussing plant, a singing plant that can't sing at all, a rapping plant, a horrible opera singing plant that makes everyone cover their ears and antennae and horns, until finally they create a singing plant*
Shloonk: AWESOME! *Dancing*
M: I want to try something! Ummmm... Erm... Shnooky...
Ruya: Anger Daniel! =P
M: NO! Not the kitty! And he'll apparently hurt people too-
Ruya: So? Too bad! Already done!
Shnooky: *Goes up to Daniel who's peacefully sleeping on the recliner. He tries to pick up him up but he hisses and bites his arm* Ow! He bit me!
Dib: Don't you mean scratched?
Desi: *Is completely hidden under about twenty blankets now* He's completely declawed. He bites.
Daniel: *Growls*
Shnooky: *Tries to pick him up again but Daniel goes ninja and slaps his face then bites his leg and runs off. His leg is bleeding*
Desi: Warned you! I warned you all! Hey, did you guys know Rikki has two cats, Pippi and Fargo? They are so cute! He even has comics of them!
Everyone: *Gives her confused look*
Desi: NEVERMIND! I have told you guys time to time again who these people are! They are your voice actors! Now if you can't get that through you guy's cartoon head then fine! This is the last time I'm explaining! *Huffs and crosses arms; blankets covering her like a poncho*
M: But... But... *sighs* Uh, I wanted Shnooky to go and try to run against President Man. And even though he's probably old enough, people wouldn't believe him, so we'll set aside that rule for now. ^_^
Lard Nar: Well, go ahead. Go run for president.
Shnooky: I'm still bleeding... Really badly... *Examines all the blood practically pouring down his leg and staining the carpet*
Desi: Aww... Not the carpet! Lard Nar, go get him some adhesive medical strips.
Lard Nar: Ok. *Leaves and comes back with adhesive medical strips and puts them on him*
Shnooky: *Leaves and runs against President Man; he fails*
Ruya: That sounds fun! ^w^ Nowwwww... Tak! Skoodge! MiMi! Dress up in Sabu costumes. 0v0
M: What's a Sabu?
Ruya: I think it's related to a cow.
Desi: *Singing* Cebu! Cebu!
Boy is riding the cebu!
Boy is riding the cebu!
Into town in his canoe!
Into town in his canoe!
Sick cebu is rowing and sneezing achu moo moo- *Looks around to see everyone staring at her*
Desi: It's a Veggie Tales song... Sorry... *Buries face* I loved Veggie Tales when I was little! IS THAT SO WRONG?
Lard Nar: *Presses button and Tak, Skoodge, and Mimi dress up in cebu costumes*
Taru: Well, that's enough for now. Give the authoress a break, she writes enough as is...
Ruya: *suspicious* Why do YOU care?
Taru: ...if we overtax Desi, she'll be too sore to write anymore. And I like this place. We get to even KILL people here!
Ruya: OH. That makes sense now. OH! WAIT! I FORGOT SOMETHING!
Taru: Hm? Fine, one more.
Ruya: Ok ok, I dare everyone to each take a bottle of air freshener and chug it down or inhale the whole thing or something.
M: *worried* Won't they get poisoned?
Taru: *nonchalant* NAH, they do things like this all the time. Oh, and since Zim dislikes the GERMS,
Ruya: Everyone shall wage war against germs! =D
Taru: ...ok, plus that... Desi can be a girl again, and Zim shall make out with her. ^_^ I've done my part.
M: ...Do you always make the characters do some sort of unpleasant thing every time?
Taruya: ...yeah, why?
M: 0.0
-END TRANSMISSION-
Desi: THANK YOU! *Grabs remote out of Lard Nar's hands and presses button; shes a girl again* Much better. Being a guy is icky... *Shudders*
All guys in the room: HEY!
Desi: SORRY! But your icky... manly... things disgust me!
Purple: *Turns to Red* Aren't you so glad Irk took that away?
Red: Yes.
Desi: Zim is not allowed to makeout with me. He is, however, allowed to kiss me.
Zim: Zim shall never kiss a human!
Desi: You've already kissed Gaz! She's human! Why care anymore?
Zim: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! *Crosses arms*
Desi: Come on, you know you wanna kiss me. *Bats eyes and smiles*
Zim: No.
Desi: Fine! *Kisses him* I'M A REBEL! *Sticks tongue out and hands everyone a bottle of airfreshener* Swallow down everyone!
*Everyone swallows with much difficulty and feel very sick and horrible afterwards*
Desi: *Presses button and they all feel fine again* Get up everyone! Time to battle some germs! *Gives them all microscopic goggles that Zim wore in Germs*
Zim: AHHHHH! NO! THE GERMS! THE GERMS!
Desi: *Hands everyone cleaning supplies* Scrub this room! Kill all the germs!
*Everyone starts cleaning*
Desi: Hehe... Everyone's cleaning my room for me. ^.^
Dib: Huh?
Desi: Nothing! *Laughs nervously* Continue with your war!
*Everyone cleans- uh I mean 'battles' against the germs until the room is spotless*
Desi: Monk would be proud!
Tak: Who?
Desi: Adrian Monk? He's a germaphobic. He has a phobia of basically everything and is a detective as well. I love that show so much! I have all eight seasons on DVD! He's the bomb. *Giggles and hugs Monk DVDs*
Professor Membrane: *Rushes in with his hair still all crazy-like* I have done it! Behold! *Shows off a freaky frankenstein creature thats half frog and half rabbit. It looks all decayed but alive like a zombie, and it looks all fused together in a scary manner*
Everyone: O.o
Desi: *Suddenly pulls and Irken weapon from behind her back and shoots it* It was for its own good.
Professor Membrane: Noooo! You have destroyed my creation! *Has another crazy laughter-filled spazz attack*
Dib: Dad, you're scaring me...
Gaz: Aww, daddy's ok! Right daddy? *Hugs Professor Membrane and snuggles her head against him*
Professor Membrane: Of course daughter! Now, off to put a fly's head on a human body! *Rushes off*
Desi: Next is invderofdeath
invderofdearth:
Death:Dib your amzing kisser you that? Oh and thanks for the ice cream! :)
DIR: you kissed him?
Death: yes, it was great.
DIR:...
Death: anyhow to the dares!
All of you must read Half Irkens
Computer: Already have it up.
Desi: Aw, thanks! Everyone, read!
*Everyone reads*
Desi: So...? How did you guys like it?
Red: *Crosses arms* It was stupid. I would never have a daughter and I would never cry if I saw her.
Desi: So you wouldn't have a daughter...?
Red: Yes.
Desi: But you would have a son?
Red: Y-NO! I wouldn't!
Desi: *Trying not to laugh* Mhmm... Whatever.
Red: *Glares*
Lard Nar: I wuv yous.
Purple: Can I make him explode? He's annoying me!
Dib: I liked it.
Zim: Zim would never even SPEAK to a filthy hybrid! So filthy and disgusting! It makes Zim's skin crawl! *Shudders*
Desi: Zim, be nice! hybrids can't help it if they're hybrids!
Gaz: fall in love with zim!
Gaz: OKAY! *Runs up to Zim and hugs him* I love you!
Zim: RAGHH! GET OFF ME! *Squirms to get out of her grip* SMELLY HUMAN!
Gaz: Aww, you're sweet! I'm gonna cook you pizza! *Runs off to cook pizza*
Zim: *Growls* Zim is not sweet. I AM EVIL! *Crosses arms*
Dib: make your dad beleive do anything(but make sure he doesn't do test on them)
Dib: *Grabs his dad's hand and drags him away from his mad scientist experiments* Ok, Dad, look at them! That- *Points to Lard Nar* is a Vortian. Ok?
Professor Membrane: Who let this goat in here? *Grabs broom and points it towards him* Shoo! Shoo!
Lard Nar: HEY! Stop that! I AM NOT A GOAT! *Takes broom and beats Professor Membrane with it*
Professor Membrane: My, someone's cranky today.
Lard Nar: *Eye twitches*
Dib: DAD! That's not a goat! It's an alien! LOOK AROUND YOU! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! See? *Picks Gir up and shoves him in his dad's face*
Gir: Put me down! Put me down now or I'll unleash a deep dark torture so bad your grandchildren will remember it!
Dib: SEE?
Professor Membrane: What a cute little invention. Acts just like Gaz! Now I must return to MAD SCIENCE! *Leaves*
Gir: I am not that IDIOT! *Points to Gaz whos making burnt pizza*
Dib: *Bangs his head against the wall*
DIR:*still frozen*
GIR: make a clone of yourshelf and give it to me!
Desi: *Puts Gir in the cloning machine and makes a clone that accually has his personality* Hey... Where is my box? *Presses button and he crashes through the ceiling*
Floating Talking Box: *Has taco sauce all over his face* Uh... hi?
Desi: Did you deliver the first package I told you to send?
Floating Talking Box: Yes! And then I got some tacos! Want some? *Hands her really greasy taco*
Desi: Ehh... No. Just send this to invderofdeath. *Puts Gir clone in box*
Floating Talking Box: You got it! *Leaves*
Zim: kill your Tallest
Tallest: I HATE YOU!
DIR: my sweet GIR
Death:Wheres letter M?
BYE!
Zim: NEVER! Zim shall always stay loyal!
Desi: But what if they totally betrayed you, made you look like a total fool infront of the whole Irken race, set you as an outcast never to step foot on Irk again, and sent you to the farthest reaches of the universe to die alone surrounded by hideous aliens?
Zim: *Bursts out laughing* My Tallest would never do such a ridiculous thing!
Desi: We're just pretending here.
Zim: I shall stay loyal to my Tallest til the very end!
Desi: Whatever you say. *Hands him giant nulclear weapon*
Zim: *Antennae droop* But, but-
Desi: No. Kill them.
Zim: M-my T-Tall-
Desi: They aren't even the Tallest for this chapter! Tenn is! Remember? They are just Red and Purple. Ok? Now kill them.
Purple: DON'T LISTEN TO HER!
Red: SHE'S A MANIAC!
Desi: HEY! You know, I can NOT bring you back to life if that's what you want!
Tallest: *Stay silent*
Desi: That's what I thought. *Turns to Zim* Take it away!
Zim: Take what away? WHAT FOOLISHNESS ARE YOU SPEAKING?
Desi: *Facepalms* Just shoot them already...
Zim: *Closes eyes and shoots them; they die in a nuclear explosion. Its actually really pretty* Nooo! I have killed my Tallest! *Collapses to his knees in a very dramatic way* NOOOO! *Suddenly turns back to normal* Do you think this will go on my permanent record?
Desi: *Sarcastic* No, I'm sure it'll just shrug off. You only killed two other Tallest after all, what's two more?
Zim: *Totally oblivious* You're right!
Desi: Note to self: Zim doesn't know sarcasm. *Sighs and presses button; The Letter M crashes through the ceiling*
The Letter M: Wha...? Huh?
Desi: Yea, hi.
The Letter M: What is this place?
Desi: My room. Go over to Zita and Gretchen, they'll tell you. Next is curligurl0896
curligurl0896:
Thanxies for the PAK. I really think theyre awesome. I was in major luck when i found 5 million monies that fell from the sky. I think they used to belong to the Tallest... Oh, well. Finders keepers. I used the monies to pay an Irken doctor to surgically install it.
So yeah, i got it surgically attached and stuff. And my back did hurt, for a while. but it stopped hurting yesterday. But guess what?
IT WAS SO TOTALLY WORTH IT!This thing is awewsome! I cant get enough of it, in fact.
Anyway, I want to say something to Purple.
Purple: I just gotta say this, cause its true.I figured this would boost your ego.
Anyway, here it is:
Purple is my favorite color!
It's been my favorite color for like, forever. I'm not even kidding. I thought it would make you feel good.
Desi:*Whispering* You dont mind if I show up twice morein this chapter or in the next chapter(depending on whether the chapter is close to ending or not)?Im gonna make red suffer using the smoke machine because he never does, yet in the first episode, purple was nailed twice in the eye with a just gonna make it even.
Out loud: Okay, heres my dare:
Dib:For the rest of the chapter(or the next chapter, depending on whether its almost ending or not) every time Zim says something, you have to bow down to him and say,"Zim, you are unbelievably amazing," and then stand up and say,"Also, I admit that my head is abnormally and unbelievably massive."
Purple: Ha! Purple is way better than Red, this just proves it!
Red: It proves nothing!
Purple: Yea, whatever.
Lard Nar: I wuvs you.
Desi: Yea, sure! I don't mind, but can you try keeping everything in one review? It makes things easier for me.
Dib: NO WAY! I am not saying that! ZIM IS NOT UNBELIEVABLY AMAZING AND MY HEAD IS NOT ABNORMALLY AND UNBELIEVABLE MASSIVE!
Zim: Yes, I am and yes, it is.
Dib: *Glares*
Desi: You have to say it.
Dib: Zim...
Zim: Yes, dirt-monkey?
Dib: You are unbelievably amazing...
Zim: Yes, I am.
Dib: And my head is abnormally and unbelievably massive.
Zim: Yes, it certainly is.
Dib: I hate you.
Zim: And I hate your head. *Smiles cheekily*
Desi: Alright, next is Auramaster101
Auramaster101:
Hi names auramaster just call me AM for short let's not dwell on my name and get this over with :3
Gaz: I dare you to sing Friday by Rebecca black
Gaz: YES! I love singing! *Gets on the dancefloor and grabs mic*
Desi: *Puts in CD*
Gaz:
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end
R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!) (C'mon)
Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
*Mic explodes*
Desi: It's pretty catchy even though the lyrics are dumb.
Dib: have you ever played a game called fatal frame? If not DESI! Get him in front of a PS2 and have him play it then tell me how it was (also your head isn't that big
Zim: it's time for some payback :) watch 18 hours of ZaDr yep I'm evil :) let's see how else OH YEA
Desi: *Sets Dib in front of the PS2* Go play Fatal Frame!
Dib: Ok, ok! *Starts playing*
Desi: Good, and you, *Turns to Zim* are watching ZaDR. *Takes Zim and sets him in front of the computer* Computer, get ZaDR on there.
Computer: Ok. *Gets ZaDR on the computer and Zim starts watching it*
Zim: THE MADNESS!
Desi: We know.
Tallests: I love both of you but I love red just a little bit more purple go jump in a crowd of rabid purple tallest fangirls red you get all the nachos you want and desi you get a bottle of snapple I WILL ATTACK AGIAN NEXT CHAPTER! *disappears in a puff of smoke*
Desi: Sometimes I wonder if you guys are buttering me up to make your dares the funniest and the most torture-filled, and then I look at the Snapple and really don't care! *Hugs drink*
Red: Yes! *Eats nachos* I haven't had these forever!
Desi: I saw you eating some an hour ago!
Red: Yes, but that was an hour ago, now wasn't it?
Purple: *Jumps out window into rabid fangirls*
PFangirl 1: Like OMG! It's Pur!
PFangirl 2: He's SOOO tall! *Hugs him*
PFangirl 3: *Pinches his butt and giggles*
Purple: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
PFangirl 2: *Tugs his arm* Lets go somewhere where we can be alone! COME ON! *Drags him away*
Purple: *Being dragged away* AHHH! HELP ME! HEEEEELP!
Red: *Snickers and stuffs face with more nachos*
Desi: Um... Yea... Let's move on... Next is KairiX3
KairiX3:
Gir: sing the doom song for a whole year
Zim: you're not allowed to tell him to shut up
Gir: I hate that song.
Desi: No, you don't! Now sing!
Gir: I'm gonna sing the doom song now, doom doom doom doom... *Sings kinda like the way Ms. Bitters says doom*
Desi: I can't make him sing for a whole year, but I can make him sing for the rest of the chapter!
Question for Gaz: if the gs3 came out would you do anything to get it even if it meant pulling dib's behind away from mysterious mysteries?
Gaz: I love my GameSlave! *Hugs game system with tongue sticking out* I'd do ANYTHING to get another one!
Dib: what would you do if all your wishes came true?
Dib: I haven't really thought about it, I'd have to see when I get there.
Zim: Sing the pokemon first season theme song
Zim: *Trudges to the dancefloor and grabs mic*
Desi: *Puts in CD*
Zim:
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all-
It's you and me I know it's my destiny
Pokemon!
Ooooh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all-
Our hearts so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
*Mic implodes on itself*
Dib: Zim, you are unbelievably amazing and my head is abnormally and unbelievably massive...
Desi: My mom never let me watch that show when I was little... I never knew why... Well, I know why now, but that's not the point.
Tak: Sing "Simple and Clean" by Utada Hikaru to either Zim or Dib which eve one you choose (you have to choose one)
Tak: I choose Dib only because I hate him less than that idiot. *Points to Zim*
Zim: HEY!
Tak: *Smirks and goes up on the dancefloor with mic*
Desi: *Puts in CD*
Tak:
You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need
You smiled at me and said,
Don't get me wrong I love you
But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand
What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"
When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
The daily things
that keep us all busy
all confusing me that's when you came to me and said,
Wish I could prove I love you
but does that mean i have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand
It's enough when I say so,
And maybe somethings are that simple
When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
When you walk away
You don't hear me say please
Oh baby, don't go
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight
It's hard to let it go
Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
Hold me
Whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on
Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all
Nothing's like before
*Mic explodes in firey coolness*
Desi: OOH! I've heard that song on commercials! ^.^
Gir: You have just won a lifetime supply of tacos, taquitos and burritos
Gir: *Takes food and eats in silence*
Desi: I miss the old Gir... *Sobs* Next is Singinplant
Singinplant:
*look at the other reviews* It seems I gave Ruya an idea. Woo! Now... To the questions!
Dib- You won. Now, other than aliens, what is your favorite paranormal thing? Mine is Poltergeists.
Dib: Mothman! That's why it's my Swollen Eyeball name.
Zim- HOW DO YA FEEL ABOUT DIB GETTING ANOTHER FAN! Victory for Earth!
Zim: *Growls* You just wait! Earth shall fall victim to the Irken race and you'll all become Zim's slaves! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Desi: Go back to watching ZaDR mighty slave master.
Zim: *Glares and continues watching*
Dib: Zim, you are unbelievably amazing and my head is abnormally and unbelievably massive...
Desi- Bring Agent Darkbooty in here! Just cuz I wanna see him. Yknow. Whatever.
Desi: I NEED DARKBOOTY DOWN HERE! *Darkbooty falls through the ceiling* YAY! THANKS!
Dib: Agent Darkbooty! Look! It's Zim without his disguise!
Darkbooty: It's an alien! Agent Mothman, you were right!
Zim: Eh? Uh... YOU ARE HALLUCINATING! You are dreaming that you are surrounded by aliens and after this question thingy is over you'll WAKE UP!
Dib: Don't listen to him! This really is real! Look! *Gestures to all the aliens everywhere*
Darkbooty: Wow! The Swollen Eyeball would love to see this!
Desi: Too bad they won't get to.
Gaz- You know about video games, right? Can you tell me what types I should use to beat the Elite Four on Pokemon Black? I'm trying to beat 'em, but I haven't been very good.
Gaz: *Stares with blank face*
Desi: Gaz?
Gaz: Mmmm... Nope! I forgot! *Giggles and hugs Zim's head*
Zim: RAGHH! GET OFF ME! *Claws the air*
Gaz: But I loves you! I loves you so muuuuch!
Zim: GET YOUR FILTHY HUMAN MEATS OFF MY SUPERIOR SKIN! *Prys her off him and pushes her to the ground*
Dib: HEY! You can't push my sister!
Zim: *Laughs* Oh, Dib. Me pushing your sister is the least of your problems. *Smiles evily and Dib glares*
DARES... OF DOOM
Desi has two dares!
1. Sing I'll Always Remember You from Pokemon to Zim.
Desi: Ok! *Gets on the dancefloor and grabs a normal mic* Lard Nar, CD please?
Lard Nar: *Puts in CD and music plays*
Desi:
I'll always remember you
Carry your dreams until they come true
Each breath that I take
Each moment away
I'll always remember you
Everywhere I walk I see your shadow
And when I close my eyes I see your face
Every song I sing I hear your melody
Because not a moment that goes by
When you're not on my mind
You will always be my hero
Never scared, and braver then us all
Guiding light for me to follow
Always showing me the way
Right beside me every day
I'll always remember you
Carry your dreams until they come true
Each breath that I take
Each moment away I'll always remember you
Oh, oh yeah I'll remember (I'll remember)
Hey, yea, yea, yea, yea (I'll remember)
Oh, for the sacrifice you made And all the gifts you gave
I'll always remember you
Carry your dreams until they come true
Each breath that I take
Each moment away
I'll always remember you (you, you)
I'll always remember you
I'll carry your dreams until they come true
Each breath that I take
Each moment away
I'll always remember
Always remember
I'll always remember you
Gaz: So beautiful! *Wipes tears*
Desi: I do miss Zim. Sigh...
Zim: Stupid human, Zim is right here!
Desi: I know and I'm so happy! *Hugs Zim and sniffs*
Dib: You have major moodswings.
Desi: Hey! Do not!
2. Watch Little Shop Of Horrors with everyone and tell me how you feel about it, and how you felt about the singing hobos. It's on Netflix, don't worry.
Desi: I don't have Netflix... Oh well! Computer, can you hack into director's computer and get the movie?
Computer: Duh. *Gets movie on the TV screen*
Desi: Awesome!
*Everyone watches the movie; it ends*
Desi: What a strange movie.
Red: T-the plant feeds on blood? WHAT KIND OF PLANET IS THIS?
Desi: It's fiction! Not true! Sheesh! Besides, the plant was from space remember?
Red: Well I've certainly never seen any of those plants.
Desi: But it was a good movie. I don't really like musicals, they make me cranky, but it was okay. The part when that guy REALLY wanted to be checked by the dentist and screamed about a candybar was hilarious! And the hobos are kinda funny too! ^.^
Dib: The girl, Audrey's voice hurts my ears. Is it really possible for a lady to have such a high voice?
Desi: *Shrugs*
*Purple suddenly walks through the door casually with his antenna bent, his robes torn, his chest armor cracked, his wrist armor and the right shoulder armor missing, and with at least four hickeys on his neck* Hey guys, what'd I miss?
Red: *Blinks* Uhm... Just a vampire plant... What happened to you?
Purple: Oh, you know, fangirls. *Shudders*
Red: Right...
Zim and Gaz have to sing Love Will Find a Way from Lion King 2.
*Zim and Gaz grumble and get on the dancefloor with mics*
Desi: *Puts in CD*
Gaz:
In a perfect world
One we've never known
We would never need to face the world alone
They can have the world
We'll create our own
I may not be brave or strong or smart
But some where in my secret heart
I know
Love will find a way
Any where we go I'm home
If you are there beside me
Like dark turning into day
Some how we'll come through
Now that I've found you
Love will find a way
Zim:
I was so afraid
Now I realize
Love is never wrong
And so it never dies
There's a perfect world
Shining in your eyes
Both:
And if only they could feel it too
The happiness I feel with you
They'd know
Love will find a way
Any where we go we're home
If we are there together
Like dark turning into day
Some how we'll come through
Now that I've found you
Love will find a way
I know love will find a way
*Mics explode in a lovey explosion*
I like when people sing songs I like.
Dib has to go on a date with me!
Now, let's say it all together... *all my OCs pop out of nowhere because I don't have an account... Well, they pop out of nowhere*
Everyone: WE LOVE YOU IZ CAST! (beeping) YOU, NICKELODEON!
Desi: *Whistles and limo comes* Dib, you are such a player. *Giggles and throws him in. The limo drives off* Next is theeastjoe
theeastjoe:
Hello. I can't really think of anything else to start this with so...
Tallests: Are you the tallest tallests in history? Don't be biased.
Red: How should we know? Only the control brains know that stuff. It's all top secret for some reason. Once we die our height will be deleted from all Irken's PAKs so no one knows. I guess it's so if the new Tallest is a little shorter than the last one, the whole empire doesn't go into chaos because they have a shorter leader.
Gir: What is the true nature of reality?
Gir: Who cares...?
Tak: I like that disappearing act thing. How do you do that? (DID I ASK THIS ALREADY?)
Tak: It's a special device I invented myself while I was on Planet Dirt.
Dib: I have this big book o' unexplained events here. *Gives book* Enjoy!
Gretchen: I don't see why people hate you so much. You don't do anything to the plot. But yeah, you're pretty stupid.
Prof. Membrane: Have you ever considered some aliens would not have enough intelligence to take over Earth?
Dib: Awesome! Thanks!
Gretchen: Huh?
Professor Membrane: That's preposterous! There are no such things as aliens!
Desi: What if there were?
Professor Membrane: All life beyond the stars would obviously be intelligent, how else would they be able to fly lightyears in order to reach here?
Desi: Yes, but I mean individuals. Just like how you are smart, but others on Earth aren't, then doesn't that mean some aliens of a different species could be smart, and others not?
Professor Membrane: Of course not!
Desi: You know, in some ways you sure are an idiot...
Zim: Sing "Self Esteem" by The Offspring.
Zim: *Goes on dancefloor and grabs mic*
Desi: *Puts in CD*
Zim:
La la la la la la la la la la
I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
When she came over I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
But that's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
But that's okay cause I've got no self esteem
Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
We make plans go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
this rejections got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so
Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
When she's saying, oh that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she saying, oh that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can stand
Well I guess, I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right? Yeah!
Now I'll relay this little bit
It happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night, she knocks on my door
She's drunk again and, looking to score
Now I know, I should say no, but
It's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem
Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
When she's saying, oh that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying, oh that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess, I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
Right? Yeah!
*Mic falls asleep*
Zim: WHAT A HORRIBLE SONG! ZIM DOES TOO HAVE SELF ESTEEM!
Gaz: Is it possible you are related to Satan?
Gaz: Nooooooooooo. *Giggles and sticks tongue out in front of the camera*
Tallests: Sing "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Iron Maiden.
Desi: Okaaaaay... This is a super long song. It sounds like two put together so sorry if I messed this up 'cause I have no idea about this song. *Puts in CD*
Tallest: *Grab mics and go on the dancefloor*
Tallest:
Hear the rime of the Ancient Mariner
See his eye as he stops one of three
Mesmerises one of the wedding guests
Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the sea
And the music plays on, as the bride passes by
Caught by his spell and the Mariner tells his tale
Driven south to the land of snow and ice
To a place where nobody's been
Through the snow fog flies on the albatross
Hailed in God's name, hoping good luck it brings
And the ship sails on, back to the north
Through the fog and ice and the albatross follows on
The mariner kills the bird of good omen
His shipmates cry against what he's done
But when the fog clears, they justify him
And make themselves a part of the crime
Sailing on and on and
North across the sea
Sailing on and on and
North 'til all is calm
The albatross begins with its vengeance
A terrible curse a thirst has begun
His shipmates blame bad luck on the Mariner
About his neck, the dead bird is hung
And the curse goes on and on and on at sea
And the thirst goes on and on for them and me
"Day after day, day after day we stuck nor breath nor motion
As idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean
Water, water everywhere and all the boards did shrink
Water, water everywhere nor any drop to drink"
[Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1798-1834)]
There, calls the Mariner, there comes a ship over the line
But how can she sail with no wind in her sails and no tide
See... onward she comes
Oward she nears, out of the sun
See... She has no crew
She has no life, wait but there's two
Death and she Life in
Death, they throw their dice for the crew
She wins the Mariner and he belongs to her now
Then... crew one by one
They drop down dead, two hundred men
She... She, Life in Death
She lets him live, her chosen one
"One after one, by the star-dogged moon,
too quick for groan nor sigh each turned his face with a ghastly pang,
and cursed me with his eye four times fifty living men (and I heard nor sigh nor groan)
with heavy thump, a lifeless lump,
they dropped down one by one"
[Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1798-1834)]
The curse it lives on in their eyes
The Mariner he wished he'd die
Along with the sea creatures
But they lived on, so did he
And by the light of the moon
He prays for their beauty not doom
With heart he blesses them
God's creatures all of them too
Then the spell starts to break
The albatross falls from his neck
Sinks down like lead into the sea
Then down in falls comes the rain
Hear the groans of the long dead seamen
See them stir as they start to rise
Bodies lifted by good spirits
None of them speak and they're lifeless in their eyes
And revenge is still sought, penance starts again
Cast into a trance and the nightmare carries on
Now the curse is finally lifted
And the Mariner sights his home
Spirits go from the long dead bodies
Form their own light and the Mariner's left alone
And then a boat came sailing towards him
It was a joy he could not believe
The pilots boat, his son and the hermit
Penance of life will fall onto Him
And the ship sinks like lead into the sea
And the hermit shrieves the Mariner of his sins
The Mariner's bound to tell of his story
To tell his tale wherever he goes
To teach God's word by his own example
That we must love all things that God made
And the wedding guest's a sad and wiser man
And the tale goes on and on and on
*Mics faint in their utter awesomeness*
Desi: You guys made that so awesome, just saying.
Purple: Of course we did!
Red: We are the Tallest after all.
Desi: Mhmm. Final up is ILoveGagaAndMichael
ILoveGagaAndMichael:
*Comes in normally*
Zim: What do you have against everyone? Is there a back story? If there is, can you tell? NO LYING!
Zim: *Silent*
Desi: Zim?
Zim: *Falls over in his chair from so much horrible ZaDR; he groans*
Desi: Are you ok?
Zim: Why do they put Zim in feminine clothing? Zim is not female. *Eyes are bloodshot*
Desi: Uh, I guess to even out the gayness? I dunno
Zim: *Shudders* Gah...
Desi: *Stands Zim up on his feet* Just answer the question.
Zim: Zim is not horrible to his empire, only to horrible stink-beast humans and other inferior species.
Dib: I know you hate Zim and make fun of him for stuff, but why don't you make fun of the fact that he had no penis? Call him a no-dick xDD
Dib: One thing I'm a children's cartoon character.
Desi: And another thing I won't allow him on my questionaire.
Dib: Yea, that too.
Tak: I hope you learned your lesson. Here's part 2. Make out with Zim for 5 hours :) Have fun. Blue Berry Hair.
Tak: *Has disgusted face*
Zim: *Not paying attention because he's still engrossed in the fact that fans draw him in short skirts and small shirts that show his buttonless belly*
Desi: Pretend it's someone you don't hate, ok? Look, he won't even respond to you he's so grossed out!
Tak: *Rolls eyes but reluctantly goes up to him and starts making out with him. Halfway through the five hours he eventually gets him brain to focus on what's going on and runs away screaming "the horror! The Horror!" and that ends the makeout*
Tak: *Gagging* I. Hate. All. Of you. *Shudders with her tongue out in horrible disgust*
Zim: *Still screaming*
Gaz: Kill Justin Bieber in a horrible horrible painful way and make it painful.
Desi: No. Already explained it to you guys! Twice! If somebody was having a different questionaire that wasn't Invader Zim and somebody dared one of the characters in that questionaire to kill your favorite IZ character, not just for fun like on this show, but because they REALLY hated them like you guys hate Justin Beiber, then wouldn't that make you mad or upset or have SOME KIND of horrible emotion? See? So yea. I won't do it. Just because I hate Justin Beiber myself, doesn't mean I have to hate his fans or disrespect them. Nobody can help what singer or band they like and it'd be like insulting the fan if I did that.
Tallest: Go kcuf yourselves. Don't know what kcuf is? Spell it backwards
Thats all
Red: UGH!
Purple: THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Red: AND NOT RIGHT!
Desi: Don't worry guys, it's just an expression. Well sorta... It's complicated to explain.
Red: ...You sure?
Desi: Yes.
*The Tallest sigh with relief*
Desi: Alright, this ends this chapter. BUT I have something very very very very very important to tell you guys! I am going on vacation for four days with my family this Thursday-Sunday for my cousin's wedding. Sooooo, that also means it's a small little vacation for me from writing this questionaire.
Dib: DIDN'T WE GO OVER THIS EARLIER? We are not some fictional characters in a book! WE ARE RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOU! *Waves hands in front of her face*
Desi: SHUSH! I'M TRYING TO TELL THE REVIEWERS SOMETHING IMPORTANT! *Turns back to the camera* Anyways... It's just four days, you'll hardly realize I'm gone. I'm just telling you guys this because usually I write a little everyday to post the next chapter quickly and this weekend I won't be writing AT ALL and I may post about two weeks later than usual. BUT STOP PANICKING! Just review and everything like usual, ok? I'm just telling you I will be posting later than usual.
Purple: YES! WE'LL BE FREE FROM THE MADNESS FOR A WHOLE WEEKEND!
Zim: *FINALLY stops screaming and running around like a maniac* Eh? YES! MY BRILLIANT PLAN TO STOP THE HUMAN WORKED!
Desi: What are you talking about? The reason I'm going on vacation isn't because of your 'plan', it's because my cousin proposed to his girlfriend!
Zim: Yesssss... BUT! My brilliant plan WAS for him to propose! YES! AND IT WAS A SUCCESS!
Desi: No, Zim, just no. Besides, you have one little flaw in your supposed plan. I'M COMING BACK. Knowing you, you'd try to get rid of me for good, not a measily four days.
Zim: Eh? Eh... THAT'S RIGHT! That WASN'T my brilliant plan after all! I was distracting you from my OTHER brilliant plan! YES!
Desi: *Facepalms* Well bye! This ends this chapter!