Okay, this is a long chapter! ^^

No Anime charactors were harmed during the making of this crappy ass fic.

I do not own Yugioh, by the way. ^^

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Where are the Bloopers?

At my house.

Rya sat on the floor, playing with her new puppy. "I think I'll name you Cutie, because you're cute.....And a puppy."

"Rya." Seto said.

Rya jumped at the voice and looked back. "Damnit, Seto! You scared the piss outta' me! Not to mention you made my puppy piss on the carpet!" She looked at his face. "Jackass!"

Seto grinned and Rya's puppy died.

"YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED CUTIE!!!!"

Wait....I thought this was called Yugioh BLOOPERS and more! Not just More...........That didn't make any sence at all............Anyway, here's some stuff completely random and stupid....Hosted by Weevil Dumbass and Rex Moron.

"You know, I watched this thing on YouTube, called Weevil and Rex do comments or somthing. And, like, it was funny, and, like, random." Rex said.

Weevil gave a stupid laugh. "So, like, they were our evil twines?"

"Yeah, I guess so."

"Weird."

"Yep, and there was, like, this comment. With, like, these weird words. Like WTF, my evil twin said it meant wack the frog. I was all, like, what the [Beep]?"

Weevil laughed stupidly again. "Really? I wonder if WTF DOES mean, wack the frog."

"Yeah, it probably does. I mean, I had no idea. Like I said, I was all, like, what the [Beep] does WTF mean?"

Weevil and Rex are idiots........EVERYONE knows WTF stands for Where's The Frosty.........Yeah, that's EXACTLY what it means.

"Hey, Yugi, have you noticed dhat almost EVERY scene to do with Pegaus, he's drinkin wine?" Joey asked.

"Nah, I never noticed." Yugi replied.

"Well....I have. That could explain the whole plot to season 1. He was just drunk off his ass. Hell, he might not even have had a wife! She could've been his imagenary friend Melvin."

"Uh.....You know, that actually sounds reasonable."

"I know right?! Anway, in one scene of some episode, he's reading a comic book and drinking WINE while doing so. He was laughing like a [Beep]ing idiot!

"Yeah, he could've been drunk! Does he even remember WHY he was doing the whole thing?!"

Pegasus walked into the room. "Hello, Yugiboy, Joeyboy."

"Ya know, when he says a name and then BOY, it kinda freaks me out." Joey whispered to Yugi.

"Same here."

If you watch some first season Episodes on YouTube, you'll notice that just about EVERY time Pegasus appears, he IS drinking wine........It makes you think; Was Pegasus blastered the whole time? He DID laugh like a dumbass a couple of times.........It DOES scare me.....a LOT......

Okay, My new friend Monkeyillusion, kindly asked if I could answer one of her comments. And so, I decided to add it.

Rya walked into the room with Odion. "Hey, Odion, I got somethin for ya to answer."

"Yeah? What is it?" He asked.

"It's a comment."

"Awsome! I'll answer it!

"Cool. Now, this is from my friend, so you know the drill."

He nodded and read the comment. "It says; Hello, I am Monkey, just wanted to ask...... why the hell didn't you just tell Marik that he was the one who killed his dad...I mean, it would have saved so much trouble!"

He looked up. "Aw, shit! Why didn't I think of that before?!"

"Dude, no cursing!"

"I don't give a damn! I could've saved a whole entire frekkin season! If only I had thought of that!

"You didn't?"

"Nah, I was to busy obeying Marik!....And....Maybe writing in my dairy......"

Rya just stood there. "You have a dairy?"

"Where do you think I keep the gumybears?"

I apologize if I've said or done anything to insult Monkeyillusion.

And now, an important message from the Rya Corporation. We hate the Kaiba Corporation.........bunch of assholes. You DIDN'T hear that!

"In the one or two months since I became a Fanfiction Writer, I've created an all new, and all random Duel Disk system." Rya stated. "But I'm far to lazy to test it out myself, so I'm having KAIBA do it FOR me."

Seto stood in the Dueling arena. "If I die, my ghost is going kill you, Rya."

"Yeah, the ghost of my puppy, that YOU killed with your damn smiling, will haunt your nightmares, Seto!"

"Whatever. Now, I Summon Obelisk the Tormentor!"

"You can't Summon an Egyptian God on the first turn, dumbass!"

"Do you even know me?! I'm SETO A KAIBA! [Beep] the rules, I'm special!"

Rya just stared at him for a moment. "We curse waaay to much in this."

"YA THINK?!!!! Wait...Why am I here again?......Oh right......Obelisk blow this Corporation to the [Beep]ing ground!"

"WHA-!"

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.....................................WTF?!

"Seto, you're an asshole." Rya stated. "I built that compony within one or two months! Do you know how long it took for my YGO dude slaves-I-I mean, uh, WORKERS to complete that thing?!"

"You think I care?"

Rya blinked. "Actually.....No, I do not think you care. You'd have to be a human to care."

"What am I if not a human?!"

"You're an Anime Charactor, dumbas, you're not real."

"Damnit! You found my weakness!" He ran away. "Seto Kaiba away!" He flew into the air.

Rya just stared, open mouthed, at Seto. "Uh.....How the hell is it that HE can fly, but I can only frekkin walk?!!"

Hmm......I wonder what Marik's doing........LETS FIND OUT!

Yami Marik sat on a couch, who's couch?......Well, it isn't HIS. "I need another chocolate beer!"

Knock on the door. "Malik, open the door! It's Bakura!"

"Go [Beep] yourself, furby!"

Bakura broke down the door and grabbed Yami Marik by his shirt collar. "Listen YAMI MARIK! I came here to hang out and shit myself! And I'm all out of pants!"

"Are you drunk, Bakura?"

"MAYBE!" Bakura shouted. "I. DON'T. REALLY. KNOW!"

"Why. Are we. Talking. Like. This?" Yami Marik started to talk like Bakura.

"I. DON'T. KNOW....BUT. I'M. SHOUTING. LIKE. THIS!!!"

"I. Had no. Idea.....Maybe. I. Should. Shout. To."

"DO. IT!"

"THIS. IS. SO. [Beep]ING. AWESOME!"

"WHY. DO WE. CURSE. SO MUCH. IN. THIS?!"

"I. HAVE NO. IDEA!"

"MAYBE. WE SHOULD. STOP. CURSING. LIKE. DUMBASSES."

"BUT. IT'S WHAT. WE. DO!"

"I. KNOW. BUT. I. DON'T. WANT. MY. ASS. KICKED. BY. RYA.

"CAN. WE. STOP. TALKING. LIKE. THIS. MY THROAT. IS. HURTING. LIKE. HELL." Yami Marik shouted.

"Yes, we can stop.....So......What's up?"

"Oh, nothin. Hanging out by myself, drinking beer that is chocolate. Yep, NOTHING distrubing about that. I'am just a guy who lives alone in a house for no aparent reason in this thing."

"Sounds like a plot twist!"

"Uh.....Whatever....."

"Whatever, is my middle name! Yes, my full name is Bakura Whatever.....Oh, wait, Whatever is my LAST name. I'm silly!"

"That you are, furby!"

"I'am not the dumbass, YOU are the dumbass, Yami Marik!"

Yami Marik glared at him. "Will exCUSE me, Princess of the dumbass. I had NO idea you were so damn sensitive!"

Will Bakura kill Yami Marik? Will Weevil and Rex ever know what WTF means? Will Seto EVER stop being such an asshole?! Will Puppyshipping never end? Will Tristan ever admit his feelings to Ryo? Will Seto ever stop being such an asshole? Will the cursing ever stop? Will Yami know if his true name is Maahad? Will someone PLEASE tell Tea to stay in the dungeon until we can find someone who actually likes her? Will my never ending, random, questions stop? Just one more.....Will Seto EVER, EVER, stop being such an asshole? Okay, I asked that THREE times.

And now............It's the ending of this chapter.

Yami; But I wasn't even in this chapter.

Bakura; Who gives a damn?

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Okay, SORRY for the long chapter....And the cursing.....And the calling

Seto an asshole about seven times. He just REALLY pisses me off sometimes!

Anyway, please review. Or Seto's going to the Shadow Realm..........

Oh Ra! You'll NEVER review at THAT bergin!

But really, please review! ^^

Oh and, thanks to Monkeyillusion for sending in her comment.

Other comments will probably be in the next chapter. ANY charactor questions are welcomed.