"Please! Please, please, please, please, please!" Fawks begged, swinging from carnival ride to carnival ride.

"It's impossible," Jason told her from the ground.

"No one's been able to do it," Jedd added, "Although if someone would, it would be you."

"Exactly!" she told them, jumping down in front of them. "I can make history again."

"So why do you need to drag us on it?" Jason asked.

"It'll be more fun," was Fawks' answer. "Please!"

The two Time Agents looked at each other.

"We are so whipped."


"So let me get this straight. There is no plan."

"Nope!" Fawks told Jedd with a grin. "Well..."

"We just don't know it," Jason said tiredly. "Alright. Let's get this over with. Just make sure you break us out."

Fawks gave him a look that clearly said, 'Of Course' and flew up onto the roof of the building.

"We should not let her talk us into things like this!" Jedd complained five minutes later when guards had surrounded and handcuffed them. Jason just laughed.


Fawks slipped into the building, grinning all the way. Nobody questioned her, assuming that if she was here, then she belonged here. Now if only Jason and Jedd were here too. Then it would be a real party.


"You mind telling us what you boys were doing out there?" an old man, with thick bushy eyebrows asked the two Time Agents. He was Head of Security, and neither of them liked each other. The patrol officers had all fled. They knew this wasn't going to end well.

"We thought maybe we could see the girls," Jason told him after a few minutes,"It's not like we would hurt them or anything."

"Maybe the opposite," Jedd said thoughtfully.

"Confinement! Now!" the Head shouted, face beet red.

"You had to say that, didn't you?" Jason sighed.

"Yeah," Jedd said, "I did."


"Yes, I'm transferring them to a more secure facility," Fawks stated bored, "No offence of course, but you don't have the facilities to hold criminals of their calibre."

"And the Time Agency does?" the Head asked archly. She winced internally, the man reminding her a lot like Percival. "Exactly. Now, bring me to the prisoners, or I'm going to do this the fun way."

"The fun-" Fawks' patience snapped with an almost audible sound, and punched the Head in the face. He crumpled to the ground, and she neatly stepped over him.

"And I used to be so good," she sighed, stealing his keys and waltzing down the rows of cells. "These two are a bad example."

Jason and Jedd were each in separate cells, bickering between themselves.

"You were the wife!"

"No! You were the wife!"

"Oh, but I was a good wife." Jason paused for a moment as he considered itbefore nodding to himself.

"True."

"You boys wanna come out now?" Fawks asked them, smiling when the both glared at her.

"There is no way a fashion pageant was worth this," Jedd grumbled as the doors to their cells swung open.

"Hey! The Miss Galaxy Pageant is very secretive. And no one has managed to break into one before!" Fawks argued, "And guess what?"

"Did you win?" Jason asked.

"Nope! I got a bunch of girls' numbers!"


Written by ziggymia123, because she's a complete babe!

Bad2Wolf2Mcgee : Just don't let Winter see this. Though, i guess now she won't know who Jason and Jedd are... Fawks sends her deepest apologies.