Akatsuki at a Carnival
Tobi: Partner! Partner! Let's go see the animals! Tobi is a animal-loving boy! *runs to the petting pen*
Pain: Deidara, go with him before he gets lost!
Deidara: Why am I always stuck with him?!
Konan: He's YOUR partner....
Deidara: No, Joseph is my p– uh... COMING TOBI!!! *runs off*
Itachi: I'm going to go get some cotton candy
Kakuzu: Hey! Hey kisame! Heh heh! I got a great idea! *whispers the idea in his ear*
Kisame: Oh nice! *runs off*
Pain: Hey! Where are you 2 going?!
Kakuzu: Uh... we're gonna go play...uh... Whack-A-Mole! Hehehehe! *runs off*
Konan: You know, Pain, it's a beautiful day today! Perhaps we should take a ride on the ferris-wheel...
Pain: *Ordering food, ignoring Konan* Yeah, I'll have 6 hot dogs, some fries and a Pepsi! And uh, let's get a salad for the lady.... *whispers to guy behind counter* She's suppose to be watching her figure, but apparently I'm the one who has to... .
Konan: ...Ugh...
*Elsewhere*
Kakuzu: Ok dude, go!
Kisame: *goes in Dunk Tank*
Dunk-Tank Man: Ok, bitch, let's see if you can dunk this Bad-Ass!!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!
Little Girl: Oh, this quiff is going down! *throws ball and dunks him*
Kisame: *swims around dunk tank like a shark*
Dunk Tank Man: OMFG!!! HELP!!! FOR THE LOVE OF PETE!!!!
Wife of Dunk Man: I knew it! You ARE gay! *runs off crying*
Kisame: *swims in water and tickles mans feet*
Dunk Tank Man: *Jumps out*
Kisame: *gets out* That was awesome!
Kakuzu: Tickling...? Seriously?! We're Akatsuki, for god's sakes! What happened to that big ass sword of yours?
Kisame: Eh... Pain took it away before we got here.... He said it would be like letting me have Shark Skin at a carnival would be like having sex with Ino.... scary and unpleasant....
Deidara: These animals are pathetic.... My clay can put all these ones to shame...
Tobi: Ooooh, partner! Look! A donkey!
Deidara: Hmph! I can make a better one! Ha! *does a hand sign and creates sculpture of a donkey* My ass.... is an explosion! *detonates his donkey*
Tobi: Ain't that the truth! Remember when we gave you chocolate laxative and told you it was brownies... Fish Man says the downstairs toilet still doesn't work... .
*Hours later*
Pain: Is everyone ready to go?
Konan: Where's Deidara?
Deidara: You guys want an ass, you got it!!! *creates a giant clay ass*
All: *runs to the car*
Pain: Tobi! What did I tell you about bringing up that April Fool's joke around Deidara!
*End*