A. I haven't uploaded in a while, cuz I kinda lost interest in soul eater. But I watched it again, and decided to finish my stories like I had planned. Well, enough talk! Let's get to the story. :)

Maka POV

"Thanks again for letting me stay over. But, Maka, I have something to ask you. Do you know what day the next test is on? I haven't been able to find it because black star used my calendar to make paper ninja stars."

Tsubaki smiled and sweatdropped. Well, she really is the only one on earth that could put up with Black*Star.

"Sure," I said. "Just give me a minute to get mine out."

"Thanks Maka. It really does mean a lot to me."

I smiled, and stood up. I walked down the hall to my room, and could hear Soul and Tsubaki chit chat like friends would. The only problem in the entire house was the matter of the calendar. A certain magical (and annoying) cat had decided to neglect the scratching pole Soul had made her, and shredded my calendar, leaving the dates unreadable.

"Blair!" I hissed, flinging my door shut behind me. I ran forward, grabbing the annoying cat and shaking her.

"why did you do this!"

"You ran out of toilet paper, why else?" She said, smug little cat mouth set, with her awful little eyes. Oh, if only I could knock her silly! But she had nine lives. Drat.

"Maka? Yoo-hoo? Over here? Earth to Albarn!"

"What." I grumbled, unwilling to look at her.

"What are you thinking, you're staring into space with an awful look on your face. Are you alright?"

"Just trying to find the most painful way to throttle you." She paled considerably, and tried to escape. However, her wiggling didn't free her at all. So, grudgingly, she turned human.

I was still holding her of course. But instead of grasping a naughty little kitty with both hands, well...

"Maka, get your hands off my breasts. I'm not a homosexual."

I pulled my hands back and flung myself across the room. "WAAAAAAH! BLAIR, WHYD YOU HAVE TO GO AND TRANSFORM!" Why did everything lately have too be about boobs? Seriously, there was no point to any of this! (A.N. Oh, Maka Maka Maka. It's for comic relief? Can't you see?)

"Well, I couldn't exactly wait to be throttled, could I?" She crossed her arms and pouted, deliberately making her boobs jiggle. I covered my face in shame. She then sighed dropping her arms to her sides."Anyways, I can fix you precious calendar."

Her hand glowed with orange magic, and I uncovered my eyes to watch.

"Pum-pum-pumpkin, Halloween magic!"

The blast enveloped the calendar, restoring it to its previous form.

"There. Now calm your little head." She popped back into cat form, and started licking her paws.

"Maka, it's rude to leave your guest waiting. Plus, we can hear you guys, quit fighting the cat. It's not cool."

"Be there in a second!" I ran over to the calendar, checked the date, and wrote it down on a notecard.

"Maka, are you sure you're all right in there?"

"In a minute!" I called, tripping over a pile of cat toys and books. "Drat." I stood back up, and ran out the door.

"you all right Maka?" Tsubaki asked as I sat down.

"Yeah, just peachy." I grumbled, and looked at the card. "Well, the next test is actually this Friday. Here, you can take this card back home so that you don't forget." "Thanks Maka! Now I just have to keep Black*Star out of trouble until the test is over."

"Speakingof Black*Star," said Soul, "I wonder how he's doing now? Hopefully when you get home there won't be any fires."

"Oh, he's not dumb enough to start a fire!"

Black*Star POV

Crap. This is why Tsubaki never let me play with matches.

"AAHAAHAAHAAHA. NO FIRE IS A MATCH FOR THE GREAT AND POWERFUL ME! ME, WITH A CAPITAL M! I'LL JUST BLOW IT OUT!"

~five minutes later~

"Haha, no matter, it... Wheze... Is still confined... To one corner..." I looked around the room, trying to find something that could get the fire put out. There was a water bottle! But no, I was more powerful than that!

"I KNOW! ILL USE MY BRILLIANT STRENGTH TO PUNCH THE FIRE OUT!"

Maka POV

"Yeah? Mph. Okay... I'll put her on the line. Tsubaki?"

Soul had picked up a phone call in the middle of a game of clue, and now passed it to Tsubaki. Once she had the phone, he rested his head in both hands and cursed.

"That freaking idiot, why'd he have to go do that?"

Tsubaki was listening to the phone in silence, one hand clasped over her mouth, eyes wide.

"Miss? Miss, we need you to come dow-" click.

"We need to get to the hospital..." She whispered, and stood up, face pale. We both stood and followed her as she walked shaking to the door.

"Soul? What happened?"

"Black*Star tried to put out a fire with his hands."

"Oh." I sweatdropped, and groaned internally. Damn it, that kid was stupid.

"we've got to get to the freaking hospital.. Ha. Haha.. HahahaHaHAhAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Soul stared at Tsubaki, who had slumped to the floor in crazed laughing fits.

"Are you okay dude?"

"It's been like this since the day I met him... Why'd I ever think it would change?" She whispered, smiling with tears running down her cheeks. "Soul?" She said, turning to look at him. The crazed smile never left her face. She stood up, her nightgown straightening itself out. "Can you give me a ride?"

"I thought since Tsubaki was gone, maybe if I lit a candle, the dark wouldn't be as scary. But... Fire is pretty scary too. I dropped a match... Or three... OK, maybe four. BUT NOTHING IS SCARY AT ALL WHEN MY GODESS IS HERE! AHAHAHAHA!"

Tsubaki was standing next to the hospital bed that held Black*Star, his hands and forearms bandaged up. Her face was hidden in a shadow, and twitching, she stuck out one hand.

"Maka," she said through gritted teeth. "Hand me that phone book will you?"

I nodded, and handed it over.

"Tsubaki...CHOP!"

And in a manner of seconds, Black*Star himself was seeing stars. Tsubaki lifted the book, and stood up straight.

"Thank you Maka. And by the way, did I do it corectly?"

I stared in awe for a few seconds because of the outburst, but smiled.

"Absolutely."

A.N. Yay! Another chapter that doesn't forward the plot at all. Don't worry, I already know what I'm doing for the end, so the fluff won't be all that happens dorever. Well, fluff or not, I put something out there, and I'm halfway proud of it. That's all! Hugs!"