Author's Note: Sorry about the long wait. I've decided to add Spider-Man and Deadpool to the story, but only Spider-Man will be used in this chapter. Enjoy.
It was now a new day and Hulk woke up with a smile on his face. He looked over at Clint and said, "Morning, Cupid." "Morning, big guy. Why are you in such a good mood?" asked Clint. "Hulk had a good dream." said Hulk. "What kind of dream?" asked Clint. "Hulk was nakey on a beach. Cupid was there too." said Hulk. "Interesting. Well, what are you going to do today?" asked Clint. "Hulk don't know, but Hulk is dirty." said Hulk. Hulk got out of bed and went inside the bathroom. Hulk entered the shower and cleaned his body. He didn't bother to close the door, which meant Clint got a full view of Hulk showering. After about a minute, the warm water caused Hulk to take his morning piss. "At least he's not doing it in a bucket." said Clint.
Once Hulk dried himself off, he and Clint walked into the kitchen to have breakfast with the other Avengers. "Morning guys." said Clint. The rest of the team replied with "Morning." "How was your evening?" asked Tony. "It was fine. Me and Hulk talked for a bit and we went to sleep." said Clint. "I swear you two are so cute together." said Natasha. "HULK NOT CUTE." said Hulk. Natasha laughed and said, "Don't worry, I was just kidding." "So Hulk, you planning on doing anything today?" asked Steve. "Hulk don't know yet." said Hulk. "Well getting into MY hot tub again is out of the question." said Thor. Hulk growled at Thor's comment and sat down with a pissed off look on his face. "Guys, can we please not fight? It's only 8:30 in the morning." said Natasha. Just as Hulk was about to respond, the doorbell rang. "Who could that be?" asked Clint. "I have no idea." said Steve. "I'll get it." said Tony. "Hulk going to watch TV." said Hulk as he walked out of the kitchen.
Tony walked to the door and said, "Who is it?" "It's me Mr. Stark." the voice responded. Tony knew only one person called him Mr. Stark. He opened the door and saw Peter Parker in his Spider-Man costume. "What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in school?" asked Tony. "I don't have school. We're on spring break." said Peter. "Then why are you wearing your suit?" asked Tony. "I stopped some criminals on the way here. They were trying to rob a bank, before I stopped them." said Peter. "Does your aunt know where you are?" asked Tony. "I told her I was going to hang out with some friends, which I'm still going to do later today. But since I had so much time to spare, I thought I would use some of it to hang out with the Avengers." said Peter. Tony sighed and said, "Okay, but I must warn you about Hulk." "What's up with him?" asked Peter. "He's gone through some changes." said Tony. "What do you mean?" asked Peter. "You'll find out real soon." said Tony.
Peter walked inside the mansion and saw the Avengers casually eating breakfast. "Hey guys." said Peter. Everyone said, "Hey Peter." "Where's Hulk?" asked Peter. "He's in the living room watching TV." said Clint. "Cool." said Peter. As Peter went towards the living room, Clint said to Tony, "Didn't tell him about Hulk being a nudist, right?" "Nope." said Tony. "This should be interesting." said Natasha.
Peter entered the living room and saw Hulk sitting on a bean bag chair, watching cartoons. "Never thought I'd see that." Peter thought to himself. "Hey Hulk." said Peter. "Hey Bug Man." said Hulk. "Tony told me you've gone through some changes." said Peter. "Hulk has changed." said Hulk. "Is it anything serious?" asked Peter. Hulk got up out his bean bag chair and showed Peter his fully exposed body. Peter freaked out and took several steps back. "Okay, definitely not what I expected." thought Peter. "Hulk don't wear pants no more." said Hulk. "I can see that, but why?" asked Peter. "Hulk never liked clothes. Pants were itchy, so Hulk got rid of pants." said Hulk. "Okay and now you're a nudist?" said Peter. "Yes. Hulk like being nakey." said Hulk. "And I assume you've haven't gone outside much, because of…you know…this." said Peter. "No." said Hulk. "Well, um, if you do decide to go outside, I would suggest wearing a jock strap." said Peter.
"Jock strap?" asked Hulk. Peter pulled out his phone and showed Hulk what a jock strap looked like. "It's basically underwear with less fabric." said Peter. "Hulk want to be nakey." said Hulk. "Well, this will make you semi-nakey. It covers your front, but it doesn't cover your backside. In other words, it hides your "member", but it doesn't hide your butt." said Peter. Hulk didn't like the idea of a jock strap at first, but after Peter explained to him what it was, he started to like it. "Hulk like this jock strap, but Hulk only using it when he go outside." said Hulk. "Cool, well I'll let you continue watching your cartoons then." said Peter.
"Wow, I can't believe you convinced Hulk to wear a jock strap, when he goes out in public." said Tony. "Yeah, I thought he would straight up reject it, but I guess I managed to make it sound appealing." said Peter. "I could've thought of that." said Thor. Peter ignored Thor's comment and said, "Mr. Stark, I hope you don't mind, but one of my friends wants to see you as well." "Is a hero like us?" asked Tony. "Not quite." said Peter. The doorbell rang and Peter said, "That must be him." Tony walked up to the door and said, "Who is this?" "I'll give you a hint. I'm from the Fox universe." the voice responded. Tony was confused and he opened the door. The person he saw was someone who was known for wearing red spandex and never shutting up. "Oh god, no." said Tony. "Hey Tony!" said Wade.
Hope you enjoyed the chapter. I know the timeline's not accurate, but since the MCU's timeline is so messed up now, I say anything goes. The next chapter will be about Deadpool and I'll throw in a bit of Spideypool in there as well. Other than that, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Bye for now.