No-one reviewed, but I feel bad for taking so long. I am currently at a family dinner, using Wifi that should only be for members. If I get in trouble for this, I blame you lot. Well, you few, anyway.
Fourteen:
The unbeatable creature was a mass of swords in the shape of a tall man. Henry's eyebrows had nearly shot of his head when his mother told him this was normal for herself and his daughters. Sabrina made a mental note to check he was sitting down before telling him about his son. She noticed her mother giving her stomach a nervous glance. But everyone more or less got on with going to beat the unbeatable thing. Red, Crimson and Vermillion were already fighting it downstairs. Well, Crimson and Red were. Vermillion was sitting in a kitchen cabinet with a cassorole dish on his head and was clapping enthusiastically. Crimson threw a kitchen knife at the thing and yelped when the knife simply joined onto it's vast bulk. Red dropped the pointy thing Granny Relda had been using to check the broccoli and goat's milk cake she had been baking was done and looked around for something she could use to fight it. Sabrina rushed in and tried to slice it apart with the samurai sword that usually say over the TV. She quickly learned that it was a bad idea. The monster got even bigger, until there was barely enough room for everyone. Well, everyone except Uncle Jake. He and Briar Rose were on another date. Henry turned and frowned at Red, Crimson, Vermillion, and Puck, who had raced downstairs the second he heard chaos.
"Are these Jake's kids? Why are they here?"
Puck scowled at him.
"We live here. Who are you?"
Granny Relda raised her voice.
"Boys, we can fight later. Now, who knows what this is?"
I created this.
Crimson spoke up.
"This is a classic example of a Weaponia. They are creature who can't have any typical weapon used against them, and they have no known weakness. They were first written about in-"
A knife crashed above her head.
"Oh. They do that too."
Soon everyone was ducking and screaming madly. Vermillion got louder and louder. He got a saucepan from behind him and banged on it with a wooden spoon. Sabrina stared. The creature almost seemed to raise it's hands to cover it's ears, except it did not have ears or hands, so just raised knives to cover pointy things. Could it really be that simple...? Sabrina grabbed another spoon and banged on the countertop. The thing visibly recoiled. This was no typical weapon, that was for sure! Everyone else caught on and started banging. The creature fell apart. But first it fired one last sword, towards the empty doorway. Briar and Uncle Jake chose that exact moment to walk in the door, Briar first.
"We have good new-"
I'm evil, but we are leaving so I only have just enough time to say I would love it if you reviewed!
~Madei