Mika: Hey.
ITKL: Hi!
Usa: Bonjour.
Tara: Hey y'all.
Meg: Hola.
Wolf: Sup freaks.
Mika: When did you get here Onee-chan? U 2 Meg.
Wolf: I wanted to be here.
Meg: Me too.
Tara: (is hugging Gaara) I love you Gaara-kun.
Gaara: (is trying REALLY hard not to show emotion)
Mika: Well because of someone's review (glares at Usa) I have to poof in a few more people. Like this place wasn't crowded enough. (poofs in Ino, Temari, Shikamaru, TenTen, Hinata, and Neji)
Usa: Hehe (rubs back of head) This review is from me.
ok i CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE!I wanna geust star so i can beat the crud out of my 2 least favorite pinkys in the whole world(sakura,ichigo)Ribbon bunny hop(on the 2)
Plays pocketfull of sunshine(natasha yay)
Ino-gives magical book to kill sakura
garra-book 2 kill konkero(hes not cool)
Temari kill ino cuz U KNOW U LOVE SHIKAMARU
SHIKAMARU-KISS HER OR...U KNOW WHAT I SAID TO NARUTO...
Kiba-go 2 disney land with hinta
naruto-beat the crud out of kiba(sorry just needed 2 do that)
Ok pai omg,omg did ryou just slap lettuce on th butt!
meg.pai:do your evil thing here!Ok!
mika:gives 2349286432 candy
purin(i like it better in jappeness):gives83409246-2135642356-1 candy
taruto:47810351-46092340325
TENTEN(NEGTEN TIME)CONFFESE YOUR UNDIYING LOVE 2 NEGI
NEGI:KISS HER!
ALL COUPLES GO OUT
but masaya MEET MY HUNTER DOG SHADOW
SHADOW-KILLS MASAYA
BYE!
Ichi, Saku: OW!
Usa: MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
Mika: No magic books.
Usa: (pouts) Why not?
Mika: Cause I hate death notes. Only Light is allowed to use them.
Kish: Who's Light? (steam coming out of his ears)
Mika: A character in my friend's fav anime.
Kish: (calms down) Oh.
Shikamaru: (is trembling) She scares me. (kisses Temari)
Temari: (turns red)
Wolf: Aah. Young love.
ITKL: Oh Wolf. Don't embarrass the new couple.
Temari: ITKL! WOLF!
ITKL: Wait! What?
Kiba: Sweetie, it's a dare. I still love you.
ITKL: If you do anything there I shall murder you both. (holds mallet menacingly)
Kiba, Hina: (go to Disney World)
(3 hours later)
Kiba, Hina: (poof back)
Mika: Finally.
ITKL: (is polishing her mallet)
Hinata: T-that w -w-was fun, K- kiba-kun.
ITKL: (is growling)
Naruto: Sure. (beats up Kiba)
ITKL: NARUTO YOU BAKA! YOUR DEAD! (kills Naruto)
Kish: We should leave him like that.
Mika: Kish. (revives Naruto)
ITKL: (goes back to polishing her mallet) We should have left him dead.
Pai: WHAT?
Meg: RYOU!
Ryou: I did no such thing!
Lettuce: (faints)
Mika: Oh no. Usa, look what you did.
Usa: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pai: (kills Ryou)
Meg: (takes her anger out on Masaya)
Masaya: OW!
Mika: (sighs and revives Ryou) SUGAR! (eats it all and starts jumping off the walls)
Pud, Tart: SUGAR! (join Mika in her sugar rush)
Tenten: Neji, I, um, love you.
Neji: It seems to be my destiny to kiss you. (kisses her)
Tenten: (turns red)
Wolf: (growls) MY NEJ-NEJ!
Mika: Not a smart move.
Neji: Wolf-san. It was a dare!
Wolf: Kiss my you-know-what jerk.
ITKL: Lets see if Wolf ever forgives Neji, in our next soap opera.
Mika: Does that mean the wedding's off, Onee-chan?
Wolf: Shut up, Mika-chan. I'm not going anywhere with him.
ITKL: So that means Kish and Mika, Kiba and me, Pai and Lettuce, Meg and Ryou, and Ichi and Baka.
(all couples go on date)
(7 hours later)
Usa: How long do we have to wait?
Pudding: Don't worry Usa- Onee chan Na No Da. They'll be back eventually.
(all couples come back)
Mika, ITKL, Meg: WE ARE BACK!
Wolf: (who is still pouting) This review is from me.
Hello again!
Inuyasha: You don't like hugs? (hugs Inuyasha anyway)
ITKL: Can you get me a hot glue gun? I broke the lamp. :(
Mika: (pokes Mika with a stick) hiya, i'm really happy cause my cousin left. (she's like 10 and was staying with us for a few days and she's fun and all but after a few hours she's annoying and clingly)
Kish: Go give Ryou a hug!
Masaya: poor guy...(hugs Masaya) Here! (hands Masaya a pillow) it's a gift! O.O wait am I feeling sorry for Masaya? I hope satan has his jacket I think hell just froze over.
Kinky-Hoe: Go to hell and see if it froze!
Later! (throws a brick at Tart's head)
Inuyasha: I guess I'll hug you back since your having such a bad day. (hugs back)
ITKL: Sure. (gives Wolf hot glue gun)
Wolf: (fixes lamp then accidentally shoots Neji) Oops c( :
Neji: OW!
Mika: (is being poked) Good for you. NOW STOP POKING ME! Don't make me sick my demons on you.
Wolf: (stops poking) Yes Mika-chan.
Kish: NO WAY!
Meg: Onii-chan.
Kish: Fine (hugs Ryou)
Masaya: Are you being nice to me?
Wolf: Yes.
Masaya: (faints)
Mika: Kinky-hoe is dead and I'm not reviving her.
Tart: OW!
Wolf: (is grinning like the wolf she is)
Meg: Next review is from me.
WOO!
DRAMA!
xDDRAMAISMYMIDDLENAME!-starts singing- that girl was a one time teenage drama queen.a hacked up everyday wanna be.and she'll have changed her destany.now shes a somebody.
xDwhenever i hear the word drama i start to sing that
anyyway xD
sha boo yah.sha sha sha booyah!!
ihavechocolatechipcookiedough(:
inuyasha: sit sit sit! we xD
kishu: wow...until you catch me in a?don't even wanna know... LOOK! A DOOR!
-kish looks at door-
ryou: -kisses him-
-sings burning up and dances-
inuyasha: sit x)
kish: don't call ryou-kun a rick snob. -kish tries to attack ryou- -holds kish back- no killing ryou-kun!ryou: -kisses him-
masaya: hi!
pudding: want some chocolate chip cookie dough icecream? -eats some icecream-Yumy! :D
okayy, thats all i can think of!bye bye -kisses ryou-
Mika: I WANT COOKIE DOUGH!
Inuyasha: Ow. I hate you.
Meg: I love you to Inu.
Kish: Am I gonna have to keep you away from him too?
Ryou: (is glaring at Inuyasha)
Kish: (looks at door)
Meg: (kisses Ryou who kisses back)
Inuyasha: Ow. STOP THAT!
Mika, Meg, ITKL: (are holding Kish back which is harder than it sounds)
Ryou: (kisses back with Kish glaring at him)
Kish: (muttering) Rich snob.
Meg: What did you say Onii-chan?
Kish: (hides behind Mika) Nothing.
Mika: Bad Kish-kun.
Masaya: Hi!
Pudding: YES! YAY! MORE SUGAR! (eats it and starts jumping off the walls some more)
Ryou: (kisses back)
Mika, ITKL: GET A ROOM! Or a closet! (pushes them into a closet)
Meg: MIKA! ITKL! (is banging on the door)
Mika: We are so bad.
ITKL: That's why we rule the underworld. The last review is from ME!
ACK yay this is so much fun XDXDXD
Wolf: how could you do that to me?! i'm surprised Kiba didn't go off into a jealous ranpage and kill Masaya like eight hundred billion times (he can be worse than Inuyasha when Kouga comes around) and because of that...i dare you to try to eat a shoe. an old one XD
Inuyasha: HUG!! and you have to hug back!! XP
this whole thing is like part dares and part a hundred and a half mini soap operas XDXD
-kisses Kiba-
Mika-chan: haha i dare you to put in that PM i sent you XD people, if you think that my review from last chapter (which Mika skipped number twelve (you weirdo)) was really sugar high, just read that message. XDXD you will be so confused XD
-kisses Kiba-
haha i just realized what it said at the bottom of these review thingies XD yeah right, as if we're actually taking this serious enough to offer critisism XDXD
Pai: get me a doughnut.
-kisses Kiba-
Ichigo: shave your head.
Masaya: go and try to eat Lettuce to see if she actually tastes like lettuce.
Lettuce: slap him silly.
-kisses Kiba-
Ryou: go take Meg out on a romantic date.
Kish: go into big bro mode then i'll convince Mika not to kiss you for the next two chapters.
Rainbow: I LOVE RAINBOWS!! hugs
-kisses Kiba-
Gaara: kiss Tara :D
Sasuke: wear a hat that looks like a chicken and has a string so that you can make its wing flap for the next three chapters.
Naruto: go kiss Hinata-chan already.
Hinata: don't faint.
-kisses Kiba-
Sesshi: HI! hugs
Tart: bite Masaya.
umm...that is all me can think of right now :D
-kisses Kiba-
Wolf: Cause I'm just that mean. And he didn't go off cause well…
Kiba: They duck taped my mouth and tied me to a chair. Plus you did kill him after.
Wolf: I hate you. (eats old shoe)
ITKL: I know.
Inuyasha: Fine. (hugs ITKL back)
ITKL: HUGGLES!
Kiba: (is holding the urge to kill him back)
Mika: I know. Blame the reviewers. (points to Usa, Wolf, and Meg)
Usa, Wolf, Meg: What did we do?
Kiba: (kisses back)
Mika: Fine. If I can find it. Oh here it is. You read it.
ITKL (starts reading) haha twitch twitch haha!! XDXDXDXD!! MIKACHAN!! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND!! we have a basement with like twelve hundred bajillion freezers and i found a whole tub of COOKIE DOUGH!! just plain COOKIE DOUGH!! is so yummy!! heh heh twitch heh heh and guess what guess WHAT!! wqe gots a WII TODAY!! WOOT WOOT!! and now i'm like dancing around the computer listening to Paramore (who is like one of the most awesomest bands EVA!!) and heh heh twitch twitch twitchtwitch and my hands are shaking and i'm like suddenly really cold and did you know that when sometimes when i type Sango it comes out like Sagno or one time i even gots Asnog XDXDXDXD is was so funny!! andOW!! hehehhehehee me junsst nrtsethr ebbabbaba!! sorry me can't type now...just slapped meself!! XDXDXD me is so silly!! XXD o.o that smily has four eyes!! hehehehehehehe four eyes!! XDXDXDXDD oh snapple iced tea!! that one has two mouths!! .0. OW!! i went to make an really exagerated gasping moment and i slapped meself in the face!! ahahahahahaahahabbhhahahhahah!! woopsie there was some B's in there!! .O. stupid B!! go away!! OMFG i hate bees!! seriously i have like a spaz attack (my sisters nickname for me sometimes is like Spazzy McSpazzspazz XDXDXD) and i hyperventalate (is that spelled right?? gasps GUESS WHAT I SPELLED RIGHT ON THE FIRST TIME TODAY!! i spelled chronological!! XDXD) and it's not fun DXDXDXDX GASP!! guess what i invented!! low and behold!! the vampire smiley!! :F rawr! isn't it adorable!! RAWR!! I SHALL BITE YOU AND SUCK OUT YOUR BLOOD!! XF which is totally unlike me because I. HATE. BLOOD. that's another thing i spaz about XDXDXD and i cringe and stuff and i like cheese don't you i think it's as good as pie WHICH IS FREAKING AWESOME and i LO0O0O0O0OVE chocolate pie!! ME LIKES SUGAR!! AAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHH!! rawr. hhehehehehehehehehehehe XDXDXDXDXD gasp aw...this is said song and me no likey sad songs right now but me will listen to it anyway because I LOVE IT AND THE BAND!! (which is still Paramore by the way...) O.o hello to you to!! sorry there is a book/folder thing that is all blue exept in the middle where it says in yellow "hello" and i said hello back because me likes that word hullo XDXD me also loves hugs!! hugs XDXDXDXD and have you ever paused a movie randomly and the character is paused making the funniest face ever?! XDXDXDXDXDXD isn't that soo funny?! it's awesome especially when you hate that person because then you can take a picture of it and make even MORE fun of it and OMFG .O. know what me and my friend Maddie did?! we went on my computer and then went on paint and we made THEE FUNNIEST picture of that stupid betch Kinkyhoe (who she also hates with a firey passion) you should give me your email so i can send it to you XDXD you'll pee yourself it's so funny and I LOVE KIBA!! sorry i had to put that somewhere XDXDXDXD and that reminds me when me and Maddie were playing Wii we made anime characters!! we made an Inuyasha one and a Kiba one and a Rock Lee one (that looks so much like him it's scary) and an Orochimaru one that's so funny because...well it just lookds really creepy and he's dressed in purple and we named him Pedophile and then we made a Kinkyhoe one that takes the cake bacause she's small and fat and she has really creepy stareyes and we made he eyebrows really weird so that they look like horns sticking out of her head XDXDXD and this message has taken up enough space don't youOMFG gasps way to overdramitacally COOKIE!! pounces on the cookie then cackles like a madwoman HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!! (yes! no B's that time!! XDXDXDXDXD) munch munch munch me is going to go dance more around the room so ME WILL SEE YOU LATER MIKACHAN!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Everyone: O.O!
ITKL: I know. I'm mental.
Kiba: (kisses back)
Pai: Mental baffoon. (gives ITKL a doughnut)
ITKL: YAY! DOUGHNUT!
Mika: Oh no!
Wolf: Hold her down. (tries to stop ITKL from going crazy. Not gonna happen)
ITKL: SUGAR! (starts jumping off the walls with Pudding)
Kiba: (kisses back)
Mika: Get a room.
ITKL: (hugs Kiba) Maybe we will.
Ichigo: Do I have too?
ITKL: (holds her mallet)
Ichigo: Eep! (shaves her head)
Masaya: Fine. (tries to eat Lettuce)
Lettuce: HENTAI! (slaps him silly)
Masaya: I am a pink unicorn. (faints)
Kiba: (kisses back) I like this review.
Ryou: Sure. (takes Meg out on a date)
Mika: Their not coming back are they?
Usa: Nope.
Kish: Fine. I won't go into big bro mode. (is rocking back and forth)
Mika: Aw. Kish, you have such good will power. (kisses him)
Kish: (kisses back)
Kiba: (kisses back) I really like this review.
Tara: YAY! (throws herself on Gaara and kisses him)
Gaara: (kisses back)
All girls: AWW! KAWAII!
Mika: Just be glad Icharu isn't here.
Tara: (stops kissing Gaara who is dazed) He isn't here is he?
Mika: Nope.
Tara: Good. (goes back to kissing Gaara)
Wolf: They better not go over the rating.
Usa: O.O They just might. Damn. It looks like he likes her.
Mika: (comforts Usa)
Sasuke: I hate you too. (puts on said hat)
ITKL: What male doesn't?
Kiba: I don't.
Mika: Besides you Kiba.
Kiba: Oh.
Naruto: But. But. But.
ITKL: DO IT! (gives evil eye)
Naruto: Eep! (kisses Hinata)
Hinata: (surprisingly doesn't faint)
Kiba: (kisses back)
Mika: Um, ITKL, Sesshi isn't here.
ITKL: (pouts) Oh well. I'll annoy him after the show.
Tart: (bites Masaya)
Masaya: OW! Get off of me!
Kiba: (kisses back) that was the best review ever.
Mika: Well that was our show. (poofs away all the characters she brought this chapter) And plz people enter my contest. For details look in the last chapter. Bye!
ITKL: Syanora (Sp?)
Usa: See ya!
Wolf: Later freaks!