Robin and Guy were about to cross the gate when the familiar grinding sound of the RRA TARDIS could be heard. The purple box appeared and the door opened. To the men's shock and horror the whole RRA spilled out dressed in armour and carrying scary and painful looking weapons.
"ATTACK!" Mira screamed.
"DIE VAISY DIE!!!!!" Paula shrieked.
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" L.C's chainsaw growled.
Guy and Robin backed their horses into the courtyard and signalled Much and Tuck to close the gates.
"What happened?" Kate asked.
"Err...you might want to see this, then again if you eaten you might not" Little John said watching everything from his post while pulling sympathetic and disgusted faces. "Those poor men, not all of them deserved that"
"What's happening to the Sheriff?" Robin asked.
Little John choked slightly. "Sorry rather not give a description, I think I'm about to throw up"
Everyone paled as they tried to picture what they were doing.
"I bet they're Torturing him, destroying him, pulling him to pieces, burning him at the stake, hanging him and then dropping him in boiling water" Much said looking pleased.
"Dear god you're sadistic as them" Archer muttered.
"It's what I wanted to do, the bastard killed Allan!" Much shouted.
"Hmm...Do you think they'll do that to Isabella if we asked them?" Guy wondered.
"Give them a moment" John said. "They're only on pulling him to pieces right now"
....
"I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS!" Much squeaked.