A/N: So here's chapter 14. I'd like to thank all the people who reviewed, they get a cyber transmitted brownie filled with cyber brownie goodness. So...like I've said before, School is starting soon (tomorrow) so I'm not going to be updating as much.

I don't own Harry Potter or Bleach, if I did Ulquiorra would be alive and with Orihime and Gin would be the one to kill Tousen. And I would make sure Grimmjow's alive! Harry Potter had things work out pretty nicely.

Mission Log:

Time: February 14, 8:00 pm

Place: Gyriffindor Common Room

Status: Critical condition, have sent Urahara Taicho to send warning

Previously on Bleached Magic:

"'Kay~!"

"Argh!"

"Um...shouldn't we help Kurosaki-kun?"

"Nah...just leave him, he'll escape eventually."

"Alright...if you're sure...."

"Positive. Let's go inside, I'm cold."

"Okay! Later Kurosaki-kun!"

"Wait! Inoue! Rukia! Help me, you bastards! Dammit Urahara, GET OFF ME!"

So as the Group was halfway through eating dinner, Ichigo finally arrived red faced (and swearing and muttering vengeance on "Hat n' Clogs") with two people in tow. The first was rather...eccentric looking. Tall with messy, sandy blond hair, he was quite the character. Meaning he was kinda shady looking. He wore a lot of green. A green and white striped bucket hat lay atop his head, casting a suspicious shadow over his smirking gray eyes. He wore a loose green top and loose green pants. Over the top he wore some jacket/cloak thingy; it was (no surprise) green with white diamonds lining the bottom hem. He wore Japanese wooden sandals that made loud clopping noises when he walked. He carried a cane that had a dangerous looking skull surrounded with blue fire at the base.

The woman was almost the complete opposite in looks. Dark smooth skin, as well as smirking lips and playful, catlike, golden eyes. Her long purple hair was tied up in a ponytail. The thing that caught everyone's attention was the fact that she was almost completely naked, and probably would be naked if she wasn't wearing Ichigo's jacket. She sauntered into the room proudly, like a cat who just caught the cream.

Ichigo walked in blushing angrily and was thanking God that he wore his extra long jacket today. He headed over to the Gryiffindor table and took a seat next to Orihime. The man followed happily and sat down, but the woman with a looked towards the front of the room with a look of delight on her face...and vanished.

The Shinigami blanched, recognizing Shunpo, while the Trio gaped.

"How did she do that?" Hermione demanded, to which the Shinigami pretended to be oblivious, "You can't apparate or dissapparte in-"

The Trio and Ulquiorra shouted, or in Ulquiorra's case muttered, "WE KNOW HERMIONE!"

Hermione sniffed. "Well, that still doesn't explain anything. I mean, if it's not appartion, how-"

"Byakuya-Bo!"

To everyone's surprise (and Ichigo's glee) Byakuya was having his head crushed into the strange woman's chest, in a very Rangiku-ish manner. In fact, Rangiku was giving the strange woman a thumbs up, winking. Byakuya calmly placed his hands on the woman's shoulders...and struggled. Very calmly. Because Kuchiki Byakuya doesn't do things frantically. Even when he feels like he's going to pass out due to lack of oxygen via a woman's chest. No sir-ree. She finally released him and sat down in front of him on the table cheerfully. He looked at her coldly and disdainfully and said,

"Yoruichi."

"'Sup Byakuya-Bo! How's it going?"

"Fine. Until you interrupted my dinner and attempted to suffocate me with your chest."

"Just a trick a learned from someone in the Sereitei." Not turning away, Byakuya spoke to both Toushiro and Gin.

"Hitsugaya, control your Vice-captain. Ichimaru, for the love of god, control your woman."

Hitsugaya and Ichimaru answered at the same time, though their answers were different. Waaaaaay different.

"I've tried-"

"Why should I?-"

"-but it's impossible, so I've given up."

"-It's a lot more fun this way!"

Rangiku beamed. "Awwwww! Thanks guys!" everyone excluding Byakuya, Yoruichi, and Gin anime sweatdropped. Metaphorically, at least. Ichigo however was laughing his ass off. Byakuya then turned to him from his seat at the front.

"And Kuorsaki, stop laughing because I know it's you."

Ichigo laughed harder. Laughed so hard that he choked on his own spit. The purple haired woman (Yoruichi) disappeared again, only to reappear in the seat next to the man with the stupid hat. He turned towards her and beamed.

"Nice one!" they pounded fists.

"Thanks Kisuke, Ooh milk!"

Ichigo grabbed a goblet of pumpkin juice and sighed satisfied. "It's so funny when it's not me."

The Trio was confused.

After introductions, the usual confusion about Harry and Ulquiorra, and sneaking them into the common room, the Group collapsed in front of the fire. The man had introduced himself as Urahara Kisuke and the woman Shihōin Yoruichi. Ron noticed that Harry and Urahara had this weird face off. They both looked so serious, but after a while Urahara grinned, called him Ulquiorra ("why does everyone keep calling him that?" Ron wondered), and shook hands, while Harry nodded respectfully, saying it was an honor to meet the man behind his 'creation'. What the hell did that mean?

"So," Renji said casually, "what's up Urahara-Taicho?"

"Just wanted to seee what it was like here." Yoruichi, who by the way, was still only wearing Ichigo's jacket, replied. "It's a nice place, don't you think Freeloader?"

"I'M NOT A FREELOADER DAMMIT!"

"'Course not."

"Urahara," Ichigo interrupted, looking serious. "What's going on? Why did they send you?"

The Trio leaned forward interested, almost not of their own free will. Who were they? What was going on? How did Ichigo know this guy. He mentioned that Ichigo was his favorite pupil...but did Ichigo really learn form this crazy nutjob?

Urahara, looking uncharacteristically serious, met Ichigo's gaze. Ichigo had a sense of foreboding. Urahara was never serious unless the world was ending.

"They're coming here, Ichigo. The Arrancars. With Wonderweiss as their leader."

...Annnnnnnnd the world was ending.

Mission Status:

Time: February 14, 10:00 pm

Place: Gryiffindor Common Room

Status: Critical condition, on standby

A/N: Cliffhanger! Arrancars are coming back! Woo! Anyway, to those who will question the name "Hat n' Clogs". Usually I stick by the names in the Japanese version, but I like Hat n' Clogs better then Sandal-Hat.

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